Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 512

[Chapter 469 : A woman’s heart is like the autumn sky, cloudy and sunny!]

One morning in a lingering autumn rain, under the eaves in front of a game hall in Kabukicho, a silver-haired curly hair and an orange-red-haired ponytail man grabbed each other’s collars and looked at each other through gnashing of teeth.

“Bastard!” Yin Shi gritted his teeth and scolded, “Won’t you tell me when you wake up? You obviously won a lot of money before you wake up! Thanks to you, all the output is gone! That’s all you have. It can add luck to people, so can’t you let me take advantage of it?!”

“You are so embarrassed that the wicked sue first! The soul is pale!” He shouted, “You’re the only one in the world who brings your friends who are still sleeping to play small steel balls? By the way, how did you steal me from Yoshihara? Rope? Sack?! Want to be slaughtered by me? Is it? Scumbags!”

“Who am I for?!” Yin Shibai replied without hesitation, “Do you know how much your niece of the king of big stomachs can eat? There is not enough money from the Master’s House. What about her daily food! Occasionally, she also considers our economic situation! Obviously, it is only useful for so much!”

“Do you think of me as a prop in RPG that can increase the luck value?!” Jiang Chengbai looked at his nose. He scolded his nose, “If you want to be a lucky vest, go to the top floor of the casino and play slot machines, bastard!”

“Lend me your lucky value before that so that I can be lucky within five hours. Complete the task of the lucky vest, right!”

(Lucky Vest: A prop in Dragon Quest 11, the condition for obtaining it is to bet 1 JACKPOT (the first prize) in the top casino to complete the task to get the lucky vest. This task is extremely face-saving , there are a lot of people who can’t get it after playing for a few days.)

“There is only luck left in the whole world! Saying that people like you can’t complete the task of the lucky vest even if you play for a year, even if you play the game. JACKPOT will never appear in a lifetime! Give up! Idiot!” Jiang Chengbai cursed angrily.

“It will appear! It only takes about five minutes! Jackpot can appear in five minutes at most! The task of the lucky vest can be completed in five minutes!”

“Complete your head! It’s impossible for a lifetime! Just stay in the casino for the rest of your life! Just give up on taking risks! Stay in the casino and wait to die! Idiot!” Jiang Cheng loosened Yin Shi’s collar at the same time. Taking the hand that broke away from Yinshi, he turned his face away and spat in disdain, and continued: “And it’s still such a disappointing weather. I usually stay in the house and play games in this kind of weather. The most important thing is, you brought my umbrella! How can I go back in this weather!”

“Don’t blame me for this kind of thing! If you want to blame, blame my favorite knot that always reports the wrong weather recently. Wild anchor.” Yin Shi hugged his hands and spit his face away, “It was sunny when the forecast was made, and it was still sunny when I sneaked you out of Yoshihara, even if it said that it would rain if it rained. It’s said that the forecast is so inaccurate, so don’t do any more weather forecasts, just do the winning forecast.”

“The weather is such a thing, go to the toilet to check your lower body before going out, don’t you know? If it’s wet, it’s raining. , If it’s dry, it’s sunny!” Jiang Cheng snorted lightly with his hands in his arms, and replied seriously, “Yes, check your head before you go out, it’s much more accurate than the weather forecast.”

“Bastard! What did you just say?! Yin Shi’s face burst into blue veins again and he pulled Jiang Cheng’s collar again, gritted his teeth and said, “Did you just say it? My head is the same as my lower body, right? Say my head as It’s TAMA,

call my hair the hair there? Do you want to die? Huh? Do you really want to die?!”

“Isn’t it good?” Jiang Cheng sneered, “Didn’t the teacher teach you? When you are a person who is the same on the outside, now, no matter who sees you, you are a man with the same appearance… No, it should be a man who is the same!”

“Bastard! Apologize to me! Immediately apologize to my head and the natural volume! “Ginshi roared.

“No need!” Jiang Cheng retorted without hesitation.

Just when the two were about to fight, a gentle female voice came from the roadside in front of the two.

“Well, the two of you, please calm down.” A young woman wearing a pink bathrobe with purple flowers over it, holding an umbrella to cover her face, said to Jiang Cheng and the two.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi loosened each other’s collars, and turned their heads to look at them with a displeased expression.

“Did you two forget to bring an umbrella?” the woman continued, “If you don’t mind, bring an umbrella with me.”

“No… no need,” Yin Shi turned his face aside, “it feels a little bit different. I’m

sorry.”

“Yes, I’m really embarrassed,” said Jiang Cheng, who had already stood under the umbrella, facing the woman with a refreshing smile, “Then let’s go, just take me to Yoshihara. , I don’t need to worry about this TAMA natural roll.”

“You said sorry, but your body passed first!” Yin Shi dragged Jiang Cheng back, “Where is your shame?! What do you mean by egg rolls? What do you think of my head? Believe it or not, I will kill you now!”

“Yinshi, haven’t you heard of it? When facing the kindness of others, you have to accept it humbly. OK! Otherwise, it will make a good woman sad!” Jiang Cheng explained solemnly, then turned his head to look at the woman’s original position, “So, we are still… ah? What about people?”

“Hey, Jiang Cheng .” Yin Shi pointed to the umbrella left on the ground, and then pointed to the woman whose back was obviously a little lost who had led the rain out a distance.

“Except that Oupai is a little small, she is a good woman…” Jiang Cheng murmured.

“What you noticed is too strange!” After saying this angrily, Yinshi leaned down and picked up the umbrella and trotted towards the woman, “Wait…wait, big sister!”

“Hey .

And me!” Jiang Cheng hurriedly followed.

“Hey, what are you doing?” Yin Shi, who caught up with the woman, said while holding the umbrella for the woman while walking.

“It’s okay, it doesn’t matter if someone like me catches a cold.” The woman lowered her head and said in a low voice, with a bit of frustration in her voice.

“How can this be done, I will feel sorry for it.” Yin Shi replied.

“Yeah, Yin Shi will feel bad about it.” Jiang Cheng, who was standing between Yin Shi and the woman, interjected.

“Why are you in the middle!” Looking at the woman with half of her body outside the umbrella, Yin Shi angrily complained, “You are too thick-skinned! Half of the eldest sister is outside the umbrella!”

“No need Worrying,” Jiang Cheng took the umbrella in Yin Shi’s hand and leaned it towards the woman, “That’s it.”

“You can be tall!” Yin Shibai was completely drenched in the rain. He shouted, “In the end, I was completely drenched in the rain! I was completely excluded from the two of you!”

“Who are you?” Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

“The corners of your mouth are turning faster than the weather… you bastard.” Yin Shi’s veins burst and the corners of his eyes twitched.

…

In the end, after some bickering and tearing, the woman became the one holding the umbrella in the middle.

“I’m sorry, but I asked you to hold an umbrella.” Yin Shi, with half of his shoulders exposed, said as he walked, “This kind of work should obviously be done by men.

” Squeeze in.” Jiang Cheng spat in disdain, “Go die early, Dandan’s head roll.”

“Who is Dandan’s head roll?!” Yin Shi said angrily with white eyes.

“Haha…” The woman actually laughed, “You two are really funny. For some reason, my mood suddenly improved. Besides, don’t worry about my feelings, it’s all my fault anyway.”

“No, silver .

Shi’s head is a genetic problem that goes deep into the soul, and it has nothing to do with you.” Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied earnestly, “Even reincarnation is useless, and in the end it’s still just a natural curling head. ”

Shut up! That’s not what she meant at all!” Yin Shi shouted angrily, then cleared his throat and glanced at the woman beside him, “How could it be your fault? The fault is that the weather is not you, and if anyone is wrong, it is also the forecast of the wrong weather…”

Suddenly noticing something, Yin Shi abruptly stopped his mouth and stopped, his eyes widened with a look of disbelief. looking at the woman with an umbrella.

“That’s right, it’s my fault for forecasting the wrong weather…” The

woman finally raised her head, or it was the anchor of Yuno, who had only a bitter smile on her face.

“Jie…Jie…Junye…anchor…”

Hearing Yin Shi’s incoherent words, Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi doubtfully, “Chrysanthemum? What’s wrong with your chrysanthemum? Is it inflamed by holding back shit?”

“Shut up!” Yin Shibai reminded in a low voice.

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Master House, in the living room.

Today’s noon news live broadcast is still playing on the TV, and the host is chattering towards the camera.

“…The weather forecast elder sister Yuno, who has a very high popularity, has been out of order recently. The recent weather forecast has been wrong one after another, and Yuno Krist, who has received many complaints from viewers. Now the situation is finally serious enough to be replaced [Good morning] TV]…”

After speaking, the host looked at the guests on the side, “What do you think?”

“Sure enough, I think her approach is still very reluctant.” A guest replied, “In today’s science It’s totally unreasonable to rely on divination to predict the weather in this era.”

“But I think that she can get such a high popularity, in addition to her personal characteristics, largely because of the uncertainty that she can rely on divination. You can accurately predict the weather by using something to predict the weather.” Another middle-aged male guest raised an objection, “In fact, many people reported that the [horoscope fortune-telling] she hosted was very accurate, and as far as I know, she came from the shogunate. The Yin who has been protecting Edo since its establishment, employed by the shogunate…”

Ping!

Yin Shi stopped the guests with a neat and neat kick… No, he turned off the TV…

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