Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 511

[Chapter 468: To say that it is a special chapter is actually just an excessive chapter.]

Yoshihara.

“Everyone in front of the screen, I’m so sorry!” Jiang Cheng, who was kneeling on the ground, bowed his head and shouted, then raised his head to face the camera and continued, “Today was going to broadcast the [beep-] episode of [beep–] ], but because of the reason of [beep——] it became [beep——]! So I sent the [beep——] special chapter with the feeling of [beep——]!”

“That…” Harita on the side Some speechless reminders, “Brother Jiang Cheng, what do you mean by what you just said? You said a lot of [beep–] at the beginning, and the reader can’t understand what you are saying…”

“Don’t worry about this kind of thing! “Jiang Cheng folded his hands and replied with a disapproving face, “It doesn’t matter at all! What about the Onmyoji episode that is going to be broadcast today, because the actors are not in place, it can only be fooled by a special episode! It’s completely unimportant!”

“Isn’t it?” Qingtai narrowed her eyes and complained with contempt, “Didn’t you just tell me about the specific situation? What does it mean when the actors are not in place? This kind of thing will happen to our crew. Don’t you

know the so-called thing?”

“Didn’t you realize that it was just you and me on the set today?” Jiang Cheng reminded with a blank expression on Doudou’s face, “Even the set was chosen in my room. , Don’t you understand at this level?”

“I understand a little…” Qingta lowered her head and sighed heavily, “Speaking of which, we are going to join the two of us today? Don’t you think it’s strange? We This combination.”

“But then again, what is your favorite line, Qingtai, for so long? In our work.”

“The conversation is too blunt!” Qingtaibai complained angrily, “saying Is this today? Is it a special episode of classic lines?!”

“If you don’t like it, you can use your diary or something to fool yourself.” Jiang Cheng shrugged and said indifferently.

“No, let’s use the special line…” Qingta replied without hesitation, and then suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly continued, “No, it’s not right at all, right? It should be the reader’s favorite line, right? I Favorite lines are useless at all.”

“Of course, when it comes to the lines that I care about the most, it really is the sentence Jiang Hua said at the beginning of Chapter 2.” Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and said to himself.

“Hey, why did you just continue talking so naturally?” Qingta spit out expressionlessly.

“Because I already have someone who can hold an umbrella for me?”

“Hmm!” Jiang Cheng nodded, then picked up his umbrella and stood up, “I’m still a little concerned, wait for me a moment. Oh, Qingtai, I’ll go and kill that bald man and come back.”

“Is that what you care about?!” Qingtai pointed at Jiang Cheng and yelled, “Just care about this?!” It’s just jealousy! By the way, your sister control complex is too deep! Stop it! Please stop it!”

Saying that, Qingta hugged Jiang Cheng’s leg and tried her best to stop it.

“Let go of me! Qingtai!” Jiang Cheng roared with white eyes, “Today I will definitely kill that bald man! What’s the air? It’s just a bald man! It’s just a bald man! No matter how you look at it, there is nothing but a bald head. A bald man! Saying that baldness is not an advantage at all!”

“Hey!! Calm down quickly!” Qingtai

shouted vigorously while dragging Jiang Cheng, “If you leave too, I can’t do it alone. Yes! Absolutely not! Today’s broadcast is over! Please! A special episode about classic lines is also fine! I will cooperate well!

Please

! Jiang Cheng, who was unhappy, smiled a little embarrassedly, then turned his head to look at the camera, raised an index finger and showed a smile on his face.

“Then, when it’s my turn, there are really a few lines that I really care about. The first is what Jiang Cheng said in Chapter 23…”

“When human beings are dominated by sensibility and emotions, Humans at this time simply don’t think about the rationality of the situation. Although it may sound stupid and funny in hindsight, I always think that this is one of the shining points of human beings.”

“…Although I still don’t quite understand what it means, I still feel a little concerned.”

After saying that, Qingta scratched the back of her head and laughed awkwardly.

“Have I ever said something like that?” Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled look, squinting Doudou’s eyes.

“Hey, what’s going on with your head?” Qing Tai narrowed her eyes and complained with contempt.

“Ahaha,” Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and laughed naively, “Since you said so, it means that I really said such a thing. But then again, what’s the point of this sentence?”

“Don’t you know it yourself?!”

“Ah, I don’t know.” Jiang Cheng shook his head, then folded his hands and closed his eyes and continued, “But when it comes to shining points, Charm Point always comes to mind, of course. Now, I don’t need to mention my Charm Points, there are so many that I can’t even count them.”

“You found it out of yourself!”

“It’s embarrassing.” Jiang Cheng shook his head, a little embarrassed He smiled and said, “No matter what, I really can’t do things like praise myself, although I am indeed a perfect person.”

“It’s embarrassing to say it, but it doesn’t feel like it at all, it’s shameless. Saying that you are perfect!”

“Don’t worry about that kind of little things.”

“Cut, he is really a man who makes people angry.” In Chapter 99, what Guisang said to me…”

“Is it finally my turn? It seems that my chance has finally come after I have been waiting outside the studio.” I don’t know when it came Gui stood behind Jiang Cheng, clasped his hands and chuckled, “Really, then I’ll take stock of my personal four thousand sentences…”

Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up instantly, holding the Where did he find the rope to tie Gui tightly, and then he threw Gui from the window without the slightest hesitation.

After doing all this, Jiang Cheng closed the window and returned to his original position and sat down, as if nothing had happened.

“Never…don’t let your sword lose…”

“Direction!” Gui clawed at the window with blood on his face, pushed open the window and gritted his teeth.

“Disappear for me!” Jiang Chengbai roared loudly, and at the same time kicked Gui and flew out again, “Qingta, cut off all the lines about this guy, if there are any, cut off all the lines. This guy has made enough appearances recently, and he still thinks about coming out to rub the camera. He is not satisfied at all! Next!”

“Crossing the past doesn’t mean forgetting the past! You bastards!”

“Qing Your Majesty?” Jiang Cheng leaned into Qingtai’s ear and asked in a low voice, “Whose line is this? Why is it so unfamiliar?”

“It’s your own!” Your lines in Chapter Thirteen! You remember what you said!”

“Hey? Really? Did I really say such a line that wasn’t handsome at all?” Jiang Cheng said in disbelief .

“Well, that’s enough, I don’t want to complain anymore, hurry up and move on to the next one!”

“Even if you’re no longer young, you’re no longer beautiful. But… the longing that has lasted for hundreds of thousands of years, isn’t it a kind of light? ”

Who said that?” Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled look, squinting Doudou’s eyes.

“It’s still you!” Qing Taibai shouted with bulging eyes, “Dragon Palace Chapter! Throw me in the Dragon Palace Chapter of Ryugu Castle during the summer vacation! I remember it clearly! The one who practiced at the dojo alone. Sad summer vacation!”

“It doesn’t matter if it can’t be used as a sword to protect them, at least, you can use this tattered umbrella to block a few raindrops and sadness for them, it’s enough!”

“I have an impression of this!” Jiang Cheng He raised his hand and shouted, “Let me think for a moment, which one is it from… Ah, right! It’s the Bi Rabbit chapter!

” It’s the chapter! It’s the Sakura chapter, isn’t it?”

“What was the first thing humans saw when they came to this world? It was Opie! There is only one on Earth, and there are two Opie! I hope the last thing I touch at the end of my life is Opie!”

“Although I don’t know who said it…” Jiang Cheng hugged his hand and chuckled in approval, “But the guy who can say something like this must be a good guy.”

“Hey, this is still your line, right? During the Liusheng chapter.” Qingtai spit out expressionlessly, “The guy who can say this kind of line is just a pervert, right? He just likes the pervert of the European style, right?!”

“You don’t like it .

Is it?” Jiang Cheng asked back.

“If you like it, you won’t say it directly like you!” Qingta shouted with a blushing face, “Okay! The next one!” ”

Retire

from the competition? How can there be such a thing in life?”

The lines of the article!” Jiang Cheng said without hesitation.

“It’s the Ganweiluo football chapter in Chapter 307!” Harita corrected.

“It’s not a half-ass! A half-ass can’t win the first place in a team of tens of thousands of people! A half-ass can’t accept his true self at this time! A half-ass can’t shed tears in such a place. Finally, the most important point is that a half-ass can’t admit that he is a half-ass! Remember it for me! You bastard!!”

“It’s too long! That idiot said such a long line?” Jiang Chengbai looked angrily He complained, “The whole conversation is all half-hearted! If I want to add one more thing, it is that people who can say such long and nutritious words are already completely half-hearted!”

“That… This sentence is also what you said. Oh…” Harita reminded silently, “In the Owee chapter.”

Jiang Cheng:

“But… I want to choose the latter kind of Aru. Even if it takes a long detour, it doesn’t matter, I also want to choose the latter one. Maybe the smart people will choose the former at this time, but it doesn’t matter, because I’m an idiot. Because I’m an idiot, it doesn’t matter if I choose the latter, because I’m an idiot.”

“Kagura-chan is so handsome~ My uncle will always support you~”

“You remember Kagura’s sister’s lines very clearly…” Qingtai complained speechlessly.

“Samurai…a group of stubborn people.”

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and hummed softly, and then said in a low voice, “Well, it’s not bad to end like this.”

“What’s not good about?! It’s not over yet. Why! Why can you say something like the conclusion at the end! It’s not over yet! There are 800 words left!” Qingta shouted angrily.

“Hey?! Really?!” Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

“Is it really okay to have this kind of reaction?! What is “Huh?!”?

“Qingta shouted with blue veins and spittle flying, “Take me a little more seriously!”

”

“The rest of the time, please!”

Lin Jun next door!

”

“That book is already over ah ah ah ah!

!

”

“In that case…then please!”

The next Inosuke-kun!

”

“Hey!

That book is tomorrow!

The studio next door is over today!

It’s gone today!

It’s just us!

”

“There is no way.”

“Jiang Cheng sighed lightly. “Then let’s solve it as usual.

”

——Dedicated dividing line for small theaters——

“Three Years Z Group, Teacher Jiang Cheng”, the fourth episode!

“Ahem, next is the letter from readers.

“Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the podium, cleared his throat, looked at the envelope in his hand, and read slowly,” Mr. xx from xx asked, “Did Jiang Cheng wandering for seven years before he came to Yoshihara? Seven years What is his living condition? And is Jiang Cheng in the feature film a frivolous man? Please answer.”

After reading the contents of the letter, Jiang Cheng raised his head and answered with drooping eyelids, “Yes, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com has been wandering all the time. The living state is between starvation and living. As for frivolity? No, my character in the feature film is just a person whose emotional intelligence is lower than the average human being, in other words, just an emotional idiot who likes European style.”

“By the way, Jiang Cheng in the feature film In fact, he is a very innocent man. When he was just entering the puberty period, he ran down a girl in strawberry panties at the corner of the corridor of the school he just transferred, and had some misunderstandings with her, and finally fell in love. It’s like a dream like pure love comics. Of course, the girl in the dream also has a proud bust.”

After that, Jiang Cheng took out another letter from his pocket, opened it and read it. : “Mr. xx from xx star. “Luffy…””

“Well, today’s letter link is here,” said Jiang Cheng, crumpling the letter paper in his hand and throwing it into the trash can. ” Also, everyone in front of the screen!

Finally, a reminder, the me in the three-year Z group and the me in the feature film are completely two kinds of people!

The character setting is completely different!

In addition to the same favorite game and Opie, there is nothing similar!

Give me a good memory!

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Sounds like no difference at all…] All the students in the audience silently complained in their hearts at the same time.

The fourth episode of “Three Years Z Group, Teacher Jiang Cheng”, finished!

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