Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 500
[Chapter 458: No matter what kind of creature it is, as long as men get together, the topic of women is indispensable.]
“Hey, wait…”
Yin Shi stopped to eat, raised his head and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Fang Yi.
“Have you eaten enough?” Fang Yi turned around and said this with some seriousness, then turned his head again and walked towards the door.
“Have you already left? Or the indifferent guy as before, it will be a few years later when I see you next time?” Granny Dengshi frowned and said a little unhappily, but at the end she reminded, “Be careful. Don’t lose TAMA.”
After listening, Fang Yi stepped out the door.
“If they are taken away, there is no way to come back.” Granny Dengshi reminded again.
Fangichi just responded lightly: “Meow (hum)”
Gui, Gintoki, and Kondo followed closely behind Fangichi.
“Wait, you,” Deng Shi took out a cigarette from his sleeve, took one, and glanced at Yin Shi, who was walking behind Gui, who had not yet stepped out of the store, “that guy will ask you.”
“Meow .
…” After a soft reply, Yin Shi also stepped out of the store.
Immediately afterwards, Kondo, who was at the back, quickly followed.
“Meow! (No! Did you forget something?!)” Jiang Cheng shouted a little frantically, “Meow! (I’m still here! What does it mean that everyone ignores me when they leave at the end?! Is it intentional? Definitely intentional! You bastards!)”
“I should go back too.” Yueyong stood up, lifted the pet cage on the ground with one hand, and took the last puff of cigarette while holding the cigarette rod in the other. and spit out slowly.
Then he started to walk towards the door slowly, and when he got to the door, he didn’t forget to raise his hand and wave it, “Goodbye.
” Grandma Dengshi reminded her without raising her head.
Yueyong didn’t answer, and there was no pause in her footsteps, as if she didn’t hear it at all.
…
In the middle of the night, in the embassy of Edogi Takuma.
Katsuo, the black horse of the ditch rat group, squatted in front of a group of stray cats who were being imprisoned, with a long toothpick in his mouth, pinched his chin and said with interest, “I’m sorry, I’m not polite. These
guys are all fierce looking. As expected, if you want to raise them, you should not have cats, but dogs.
Dogs are very loyal to their masters, and they want to stretch out their hands when they look at those eyes. It doesn’t matter at all, as long as you give food, anyone can follow. I don’t know what I’m thinking, it’s a terrible creature.”
(Mutianli: A plant similar to catnip. In the game Monster Hunter, it’s the idiot black Cats’ favorite.)
“His Royal Highness Katsuo,” beside him, a middle-aged male with a cat’s head and the height of a bell hanging around his neck, that is, the head of the Mutian Liaoxing embassy, put his hands on his back and turned his face to the side. Looking at Katsuo Kuroma, “Can I understand your words as including us?”
“Oh! I’m really sorry, how is that possible,” Katsuo Kuroma turned his head, with a hint of apology on his face He smiled, raised his hand and nodded his head, while defending, “I mean our Mel-chan is the cutest.”
At this time, there were still ditch rats in front of the truck with containers parked at the back door of the embassy .
The members of the group held the cages that held one wild cat after another, and
secretly sent the cats in through the back door.
“It seems that the cats here are more energetic than the wild cats in other places.” Maotou Tianren continued with some emotion: “It’s really good material, so the price can be increased by 20%.”
“Really? Katsuo Kuroma quickly made a smirking expression, stood up and continued: “If you are satisfied with these, I will definitely catch more! It’s just some wild cats, even if they disappear, there will be no one or another.” Happy or sad. But no one will know what we’re catching these cats for.”
“Black cats are hated in some places as an ominous symbol,” Maotou Tianren explained to himself as he looked at the wild cats in front of him: “And in some places it is indeed a symbol of good luck. There are two kinds of cats. The creatures with faces, although they may only be in the way for you, are the saviors who can save our planet. We cannot act on a large scale, and please continue to cooperate with me for our planet in the future.”
…
Katsuo Kuroma, who was in the passenger seat of the truck just now, closed the door and looked forward with a blank expression on his face.
“Brother, how was the negotiation?” the bald boy in the driver’s seat asked, and then he started the car.
It wasn’t until the car started that Katsuo Kuroma showed a disdainful expression and said, “What savior, cats are really scary creatures.” What
Katsuo didn’t know was that the roadside where the truck was parked just now was on the side of the road. Just after the container truck left, two small heads poked out of the trash can, one was Kagura and the other was Shinbachi
…
Three days later, in the open space in front of the shrine, a few The wild cats are sitting around and talking in whispers.
“Hey, have you heard? The egg hunter said that if the egg was removed, it would be sent back here, but it seems that none of the guys who were caught have come back.”
“There are rumors that not only the eggs, but also the soul They’ve all been taken away.”
“Speaking of which, I haven’t seen that guy Hoshiichi recently. Could it be…”
“How is it possible, Hoshiichi’s words went out with those guys again.”
“That newcomer?”
” Hey, isn’t it good to go on like this? That Yin is also a guy with two strokes, and if he and Fang join forces, our position will be lost.”
“It’s good to be caught.” A wild cat said suddenly.
After listening, the other wild cats were stunned for a while, and then invariably looked at the wild cat who made the sound.
“We’d be free without that fellow,” the feral cat continued.
The rest of the wild cats bowed their heads and pondered.
At this moment, Jiang Cheng’s voice came from a distance, “Hey, what are you doing together in broad daylight? Are you discussing that the female cat is in heat?”
“Jiang!” The wild cats turned around one after another. He looked over at Jiang Cheng, and then all surrounded him.
“Are you all right? I haven’t seen you for a few days.”
“It’s really nice to have a family guy~” “That’s right, it’s
just
different from us feral cats.”
Are you serious?”
“Wait a minute,” Jiang Cheng squatted down, and dragged out a large bag of high-grade cat food and a large bag of canned cat food from behind, “I brought you gifts, I don’t I
like it.”
“Jiang! If there is a cute female cat in heat nearby, I will be the first to notify you!”
“Me too! Definitely the first to tell you!”
“No, that kind of thing is avoided, I’m not interested. “Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied casually.
“No interest?! Could it be!” A wild cat stared at Jiang Cheng’s butt with wide eyes.
“Don’t think about it! My TAMA is as good as mine!” Jiang Cheng said angrily, “It’s just that my pursuit is different from yours!”
“Hahaha!” The wild cats laughed stand up.
“Then, what were you talking about just now? Was there anything interesting?” Jiang Chengbai continued boringly.
“I’ve been locked in a cage for so many days recently, and I just found the opportunity to sneak out today. It’s been really hard these days~”
“Actually…” A feral cat was about to say something, but was suddenly caught by another feral cat Block with eyes.
“Ah, it’s nothing,” said the wild cat with a smile, “it’s just discussing that the nearby female cat is about to be in heat. Everyone is very excited.”
“Yes, yes!” All the wild cats echoed.
After being silent for two seconds, Jiang Chengcai said with a speechless expression: “Be careful not to catch any strange virus, after all, it is a place like Kabukicho. Then I’ll go first, and I’ll come to see you if I have time.”
…
watching Jiang Cheng’s slowly leaving back, a wild cat glared fiercely at the cat who had just almost told the truth, “Hey! Don’t talk about that kind of thing! Jiang and Fangyi and the others. The relationship is not bad! If you tell him, it will definitely be secret!”
“However, Jiang Qi has a good relationship with us.” The cat retorted weakly, “Maybe it will be on our side. Well, didn’t you see him fighting with the new silver at that time?” ”
It ‘s okay
not to talk about this kind of thing! Jiang it is a house cat! We don’t need it to care about things like our feral cats!
”
On one side, in a clearing in Kabukicho Park, Yoshiichi was training Gin to catch sparrows.
But even after a morning of flickering, spinning and jumping with his eyes closed, Gintoki failed to capture a single sparrow.
Looking at Yin Shi who was tired and paralyzed on the ground with his belly turned over and his mouth open and panting, Fang Yicai said helplessly: “No way, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Let’s come here today. Really, why is training After so many times, there is still no way to hunt? In this case, I can’t survive here.”
“I don’t want to be skilled at hunting… hunting or something!” Gintoki raised his head to look at Xiang Fangyi, and retorted loudly, “Like a sparrow. Who can eat cute things! My parenting style is different from yours! I am human! How many times do you have to tell me before you understand? Wooden fish head!”
Gintoki looked at Katsura and Kondo behind him, ” Hey, you two also tell me something!”
But…
“His Royal Highness Fangyi!” Gui, who was sitting around the bonfire holding a small wooden stick and roasting sparrows, shouted to Fangyi, “Do you want salt or sauce? When you have silver, how about you?”
“Ah, I want salt.” Yin Shi replied subconsciously, but then reacted, watching Kondo who was eating skewers with relish and Katsura who was grilling sparrows frantically complained: “Hey! You two adapt. It’s too fast!”
“It seems that the two of them have more wandering talents.” Fang Yi praised.
“Which world would have a cat grilled by a campfire!”
“Hey! Wanshiya, you come too! Let’s have a campfire together!” Kondo shouted.
“You burn me to ashes!”
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