Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 499
[Chapter 457: Are domestic cats and wild cats two species?]
“Stinky boy! I’m going to help you get ligated!!” Yin Shi’s eyes already glowed fiercely.
“Wait! There’s a target over there too!” Fang Yi reminded loudly.
(At this time, Jiang Cheng on the other side had already run a full circle around Edo, but he still couldn’t get rid of Baihua’s relentless pursuit.)
“Huh?” Fang Yi pointed and looked in the direction. After seeing the V-shaped bangs in the uniform of the Shinsengumi who was sitting on the bench smoking, his eyes widened unconsciously, “That…that is!”
” Isn’t that fourteen?!” Kondo was surprised.
At the same time, Shi Shi, who noticed that something was looking at him, also turned his face away, showing a trace of unnaturalness on his face. several directions.
“I always feel like looking here from time to time, what? It feels disgusting.” Yin Shi looked at Shi Shi with some disgust.
Looking at Shi Shi who took out a yellow bottle of something between solid and liquid from his arms, Gui reminded aloud: “It seems that something was pulled out of his arms.
” The bottle of mayonnaise opened, squeezed in his hand, raised his face, and sniffed something with his nostrils wide open in intoxication.
“Kondo-san, Kondo-san? Can I ask?” Ginto said.
“What’s wrong?” Kondo replied.
“What is he doing?” Gintoki continued, looking like he was showing off the mayonnaise in his hand, “What is that? Eh? What, do you want to be killed? Eh? I never thought about that kind of thing. Do you want to be killed?! You bastard! Why are you showing off? It’s so hot! Think we want it? It’s hot!”
Seeing that one after another is constantly changing, the purpose is to show off the shape of the mayonnaise in his hand Fourteen, Kondo Nan covered his face with his hands and couldn’t bear to look directly: “Fourteen! Stop it! I’m so embarrassed! Even I feel embarrassed!”
“I can’t stand it anymore!” rushed up.
However, when Yinshi was still a few steps away from Fourteen, Fourteen stood directly on the bench, half-squatted, raised his head and ate a whole bottle of mayonnaise.
After doing all this, Shi Shi turned his head to look at Yin Shi, whose face was full of black lines, and asked knowingly, ” Huh
? What are you doing?”
On the fourteenth day, Yinshi directly frowned and cursed with white eyes: “What are you doing?! Kill him! I’m going to kill him!”
Kondo clutched both hands and continued to struggle frantically. He wanted to rush to
Yin
Shi of the fourteenth, and persuaded him at the same time: “Forgive him, that guy is not used to this kind of thing. I thought the whole world likes mayonnaise!”
Alright, all the fur and tail all over the body were tangled up at the same time, and he was still breathing heavily.
“Calm down, hunt for the next one, go to the next target.” Kondo comforted while following the hair on Gintoki’s back.
After comforting him for a while, Gintoki’s anger gradually dissipated, his body gradually relaxed, and his tail and the blown-up hair all over his body returned to their normal state.
But at this moment, Shi Shi’s voice came from behind Yin Shi.
“Hey”
Xunsheng
turned his head when the fire had just been extinguished, only to see Shi Shi in his pocket, with a faint but helpless smile on his face.
“Just kidding, keep it a secret from everyone.” Shi Shi said softly, and then took out a bottle of mayonnaise from his arms and squeezed it all on the ground in front of Yin Shi, forming a disgusting shape.
After squeezing, he threw the empty mayonnaise bottle on the ground.
After doing all this, Shi Shi turned around and left without stopping.
But just after taking two steps, Shi Shi stopped again, turned his face to the side, gave a thumbs up and chuckled, and then turned his head again and continued to leave unhurriedly.
As for the Yinshi few, they had already held back their fire until their eyes glowed green, with black # characters all over their heads, and their hair and tails stood tall.
“Go hunting!” Yin Shi said word by word, biting his back molars.
(At this time, Jiang Cheng had already started the third round of escape around Edo.)
…
At dusk, the silver tokis, who were walking slowly behind Fang Yi, met in an alley that was about to be Jiang Cheng was so tired that he was paralyzed.
“I can’t do it anymore…” Jiang Cheng, who was paralyzed on the side of the alley, said panting, “This afternoon, at least… I ran around Edo for ten laps… That group of women is too scary… There is absolutely no desire to give up. Meaning… water, just give me some water… please…”
Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo chose to ignore it at the same time, and walked in front of Jiang Cheng without stopping.
“Hey! Don’t ignore me! What about teamwork?!” Jiang Cheng quickly got up and followed everyone.
“The harvest in one day is zero, maybe we don’t have the talent to wander.” Kondo sighed in disappointment and said as he walked.
“Hey! Don’t ignore me!” Jiang Cheng interjected.
“You don’t need that kind of talent, have you lost hope of returning to the original?” Yin Shi said angrily, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was beside him, and continued with a look of contempt, “Hurry up and be arrested. Catch it, please, go back to be your house cat, don’t bother us again.”
“Hey—! Who is the house cat?!” Jiang Cheng exclaimed angrily.
“It’s you!” Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo shouted at the same time.
But at this time, Yin Shi suddenly found that after walking out of the alley, Fang Yi walked directly to a house, straightened up and scratched the sliding door with both front paws.
“Hey, what are you doing? Your Highness Fangyi.” Gui, who followed the others, asked aloud.
“No way, let me show you the food I treasure.” Fang said.
“It seems that even if it is a cat’s world, the money that should be hidden in private houses will still be hidden.” Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled.
“Hey! This is not…” Yin Shi suddenly noticed something.
Immediately afterwards, the sliding door was opened, and looking at the two women who appeared at the door, Jiang Cheng instantly became expressionless.
Without any hesitation, Yueyong leaned over and pinched Jiang Cheng’s neck, lifted Jiang Cheng, and threw it into the pet cage in his hand, closing the door and locking it in one go.
“Meow! (Wait!!)” Jiang Cheng stood on two feet, pulling the cage with both claws, “Meow! (Why is this the result?! Let me go! You stinky woman!) ”
Is this the cat you raised that likes to run around?” Granny Dengshi looked at Jiang Cheng in the cage and reminded kindly, “It seems that it is still a cat that likes to mix with wild cats. I don’t recommend keeping cats, maybe they will catch the problem of wild cats.”
“Meow! (Who is her cat?! Kill you! Smelly old woman!)” Jiang Chengbai purred.
“Ah, don’t worry, once you have the cage, you shouldn’t run away again.” Yue Yong replied casually.
“However, it doesn’t matter if you hang out with these few,” Granny Denshi lowered her head and glanced at Fangyi, “Long time no see, Fangyi, how many years have you been?”
“Baba…Baba…” Yin Shi Some murmured in disbelief.
…
In the small shop, Kondo was sitting cross-legged on the ground eating the bananas in front of him, while Gintoki and Katsura buried their heads in the cat food bowl on the ground in front of them.
Fang Yiwo closed her eyes on a chair at the front desk. As for Jiang Chenggong, it was worse. A small cage that had been reinforced several times was tied with several thick large iron chains, and the large iron locks were all locked. There are several.
“Meow! (Don’t be kidding! In which world would there be such a cat cage!)” Jiang Cheng shouted angrily, “Meow!! (In other words, I’m not a cat owned by this woman at all! Yinshi! Wig! Orangutan! Fangyi! Help me!!)”
“You cat is really noisy,” Granny Denshi looked at the cage placed at Yueyong’s feet with interest, “it really doesn’t stop for a moment. down.”
“It doesn’t matter, if it’s like this in the future, I’ll consider sterilizing it.” Yueyong let out a breath of second-hand smoke and replied lightly.
After listening, Jiang Cheng screamed even harder, scratching the big iron cage with both claws, “Meow! (You guys can definitely hear it?! Don’t pretend to be stupid! Think of a way! Hurry up and save me!) Help me! This woman is incredible!)”
“Meow~(You just accept your destiny)” Yin Shi said without looking up, “Meow~(Domestic cats and wild cats are not the same breed. )”
“Meow (yes, Jiang Cheng, everyone has their own way of living, come on.)” Gui echoed.
“Hoohoo! (Sorry, Yoshihara, that kind of woman can’t even be an orangutan, give it up.)” Kondo continued.
“Meow! (You traitors!)” Jiang Cheng said through gritted teeth.
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“Meow (no, you are the most unqualified person to say this)” Yin Shi and Gui said at the same time.
“Be quiet!” Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly, and took out a handful
of kunai from his arms, “If the trouble continues, I’ll sterilize you now!” In an instant, Jiang Cheng calmed down, gritted his teeth. Looking at Yueyong, she thought bitterly in her heart: [Wait for me to return to my original state!
Smelly woman!
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“It seems that this cat is also very good at training. It’s quiet after a little threat.” Granny Dengshi chuckled, then looked at Fang Yi, and then said with some emotion: “But then again, Fang One, I really didn’t expect you to bring friends here, it’s really rare. I thought you were still alone as before. Really, you’re getting better and better at setting up enemies.
” Looking at the two cats and one orangutan who were crying and eating on the ground, “I said to you, this guy is not as bad as people say, just a little more clumsy than the other guys.”
At this time, Fang Yi also opened his eyes , After making a disdainful cut, he jumped off the chair and walked towards the door without any nostalgia.
“What a long-winded old woman, hey, it’s time to go, bastards.” Fang shouted without looking back.
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