Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 489

[Chapter 447 : The allure of money to human beings is not just talk!]

“The so-called superpower is the ability to do things that ordinary people can’t do.”

“My name is Qi…Jiangcheng, and I am a superpower. Although I have never said it, it is the truth, even if it is regarded as a new setting. It’s okay. It’s okay!”

“You can bend the spoon without touching it with your hands, and if you want to win the lottery, it’s a dream life…”

“Anyway, because I can do things that ordinary people can’t do, so…suddenly It’s normal to become a cat.”

“Meow! (Normal ghost!)”

In the grove in front of an ordinary shrine, an orange-red cat stood on both feet, with both paws covering the small tree. Head, madly shouted in cat language, “Meow meow meow meow! (It’s too late to add new settings at this time! After all, what’s going on?! Why is it a cat?! Why does it become a cat? ?!)”

“Well, I’ve already explained the new settings to the readers, I should go back.” Wearing a green high school uniform, with pink hair and green lenses on his face, the boy is facing the unknown cause. What turned into a very cute cat with a rare soft orange-red fur, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said… No, he said it through telepathy.

“Meow! (Wait! Brother!)” Jiang Cheng quickly raised his right paw, “Meow meow! (You must have a way! Help me! Aren’t you brothers like sextuplets?!) ”

It’s too much trouble, I’m very busy. Now that the anime and manga are over, I’m not a popular protagonist like you who is active in various fandoms. Goodbye!

” After that, the pink-haired boy disappeared instantly.

“Meow-!! (Hey-!! Is that last sentence a sarcasm?! It’s sarcasm! Are you underestimating me?! You bastard!)” Jiang Cheng roared with white eyes, “Meow Woo!! (Hey-!!)”

…

[It’s over, it’s really over…] Jiang Cheng, who turned into a cat, wandered the streets of Kabukicho, and at the same time he thought anxiously: [I just came out to buy a game, why did I turn into a cat?

Is it retribution?

Cat’s revenge?

Is it the cat fairy who met wild cats begging for food on the way to get revenge and ignored me?

】

【I know I was wrong!

Really wrong!

】Jiang Cheng stopped, stood on both feet and scratched the wall of the house next to him, 【Lord Cat Immortal!

I really know I’m wrong!

If you meet a wild cat begging for food on the street in the future, you will definitely not ignore it!

please!

Change me back!

Such claws can’t hold the gamepad at all!

!

】

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng subconsciously, the hair all over his body stood up,

his eyes widened involuntarily, his face covered in cold sweat, and he slowly turned his head back mechanically.

I saw a few men wearing uniform yellow coats with pocket nets and white cloth belts with the words “Kabukicho Town Hall” slung across their bodies, staring at them with kindly expressions on their faces.

“…Hand over the fucking gold!!” Several cat men said in unison.

Although the synchronization rate with this body has not reached 100%, Jiang Cheng still tried his best… He fled, turned his head and ran without any hesitation.

【What’s the situation?

!

】While running, Jiang Cheng thought to himself, 【Why does the protagonist encounter such a supernatural event?

!

Stop kidding!

What to do with this body!

The synchronization rate has just reached one percent!

Give me at least 2%!

It’s really hard to walk on four legs!

Just give me a few more days to get used to it!

!

】

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng had already escaped into an alley, but at this time Jiang Cheng realized that the alley in front of him had been stopped by two cat men!

【Are you attacking from both sides?

】Jiang Cheng stopped, glanced at the few cat-catchers who were chasing him and walked in, and sighed in his heart.

“Obviously hand over Jin’s mother!!” After several cat menders surrounded Jiang Cheng, they couldn’t help waving the net in their hands.

“Meow! (There is no other way, I can only do it like this, although the four feet are not proficient…)” Said, Jiang Cheng stood up with both feet, and at the same time the sharp nails in the two front paws leaked out. , “Meow! (But I’m skilled enough to carve my feet into my bones! Bastards!)”

At the same time, Jiang Cheng got up and jumped up and rushed towards the lower body of the two cat men in front of him. : “Meow?! (My god damn? What a joke!) Meow!! (It’s you scumbags who should be castrated!) What

Jiang Cheng didn’t know was that the eaves above his head came out , The cat named Yoshiichi, who has always been black and white, has a huge body but has no ears, is actually watching him all the time.

She has been watching herself since she was walking down the street.

Moreover, at the moment when he was stuck in the alley and seemed helpless, Fangyi was ready to jump down to rescue.

However, Fang Yi stopped when he saw Jiang Cheng stand up on both feet to fight back.

Thanks to this, Fang Yi watched a man-cat battle that was absolutely appalling…

This unremarkable alleyway away from the crowd kept making the screams of the cat men, the cat’s meow and the roar. The sound of houses being smashed out one hole after another.

The sound didn’t last long, only about half a minute.

[Really, do you really think that this uncle will be easy to deal with by turning into a cat?

】Jiang Cheng sat on the ground, looked at the group of cat men who had passed out, and thought to himself while licking his paws, 【A group of idiots.

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But all of a sudden, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, and stopped quickly, his paws in front of his face covered in sweat, “Meow!! (What’s going on?! Why can’t I help licking my paws?! Yes) Because after such a period of time, has the synchronization rate with this body increased?! How can it be repaired!!)”

“Meow! (Yato! Get out of here! Is that you?! It’s you! Yes! The collaboration with your crew, right?! Absolutely right?!)”

(Nora: In Japanese, there is a meaning of wild cat.)

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng’s stomach suddenly growled.

[Ah, I’m hungry…] Jiang Cheng thought helplessly, [There is no other way, so I can only find a way to fill my stomach first.

If I go back to Yoshihara now, I will definitely not be recognized. Even if I am recognized, I will definitely be laughed at by that stinky woman. Forget it, let’s see if these people have food or money on them…]

Think At the same time, Jiang Cheng got up and slowly walked towards the few cat men who were lying on the ground and fell into a coma.

…

“Meow…(One, two, three…) Meow! (It’s really lucky! It’s almost 100,000 yuan in total!)” Jiang Cheng searched everyone’s wallets and took out all the money in it He came out and placed it on the ground, “Meow! (Eating today shouldn’t be a problem now)”

“Hey, kid.” A strong male cat voice sounded from behind Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng Xunsheng stood up and looked in the past, only to see a big cat without ears standing behind him.

“What’s wrong? Are you hungry too?” Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, then stretched out his claws and pushed the few coins in front of him towards Fang Yi, “Take it, I have sworn to Immortal Cat today, and I will meet you when I meet a questioner. The wild cat that eats and eats will never be ignored again. You are in a good time. Take these and buy some good cat food to eat and go to the pet store to take care of yourself. Look at your hair, it is almost knotted Now.”

“This kind of thing is useless for wild cats.” Fang Yi hummed and reminded, “Are you new here?”

“It’s useless?” Jiang Cheng sneered, and then opened his mouth to the ground He took the money with his mouth and waved his small paw at the same time, “Come with me, it’s your lucky day to meet me today, and today I’ll let you see how tempting money is to human beings, as long as It’s for money, and human beings will do anything.”

After that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked step by step towards the alley,

“Wait…” Fang Yi wanted to stop, but Jiang Cheng had already stepped out of the alley. mouth.

Seeing this, Fang Yi could only follow quickly.

…

in a restaurant.

Jiang Cheng and Fang were squatting on an empty seat face to face, and all the guests beside them were watching the two in amazement… two cats.

While flipping through the menu in front of him, Jiang Cheng asked without raising his head, “What do you want to eat? Is there anything to eat?”

“Then…that…”

“Guest, have you ordered yet?” The waiter beside him With a kind smile on the face of the young lady, she bent over and asked very kindly.

“Have you chosen yet? You?” Jiang Cheng raised his head and closed the menu, looking at Fang Yi opposite him with strange eyes, “Isn’t this your first time to eat at this kind of place? Are you nervous?”

“No… I’m just…”

“I know, I know,” Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled, “He’s really a shy boy, I can’t help it, let me order for you this time.

” , Jiang Cheng patted the menu with his paw and looked at the waiter, “Meow! (One copy of all!)”

Immediately afterwards, UU read www.

sonicmtl.com Jiang Cheng pointed to the money on the table next to him with his paw again, and dipped his paw on the water in the cup beside him, and wrote on the table: “One portion of all, less salt.”

“I see! “After the little sister shouted excitedly, she turned around and rushed towards the kitchen.

“It’s amazing! It’s the first time I’ve seen such a smart cat!” a female guest said in surprise, covering her mouth.

“Me too!” A male guest echoed, “This is the first time I’ve seen a cat who came to the restaurant to order dinner with money!”

“Can I keep this cat? Mom?” A little boy pointed Jiang Cheng looked at his mother beside him.

“No, this kind of cat is not something we can afford.” The young mother lowered her head and reprimanded in a low voice.

“So cute!” A girl excitedly reached out and touched Jiang Cheng’s furry head.

“Meow! (What are you doing?! Smelly woman!)” Jiang Cheng ducked aside for a moment, and called out with white eyes.