Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 488

[Chapter 446: The total realization of the death flag chapter, finished.]

Zongwu:

“Well, forget it.” After Jiang Cheng shrugged, he glanced at Zongwu and said, “The only thing I can remind you is – wipe your own ass, and then… remember when you’re done. Wash your hands. Well, the next thing is left to you, whether you want to close the mouth above or gag the mouth below, it’s up to you. I won’t help…”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng ignored the surfers who had collapsed on the ground with all their trousers stripped off, turned around and walked in the direction of Kagura.

“Leave it to me, this little girl.” Yueyong, who came to Kagura’s side at some point, pinned the cigarette stick in her hand back to her waist, and then reached out and took the Wujiang on Kagura’s back.

“Boss…” Zongwu spread out his hands and said helplessly, “You guys who are so scared that you can’t stand up with both feet paralyzed, what do you want me to do? It looks disgusting. , I feel like they won’t be able to wash them clean without soaking in the hot spring for a year after cutting.”

“Don’t worry, this kind of guy is obviously much cleaner than your butt.” Jiang Cheng smiled disapprovingly, “Some kind of Meaning.”

“It’s really Aru, the guy with incontinence.” Kagura nodded in agreement.

“It’s said that there is no incontinence…” Zongwu squinted Doudou’s eyes and replied expressionlessly, “That’s a strategy, a combat strategy.”

Saying that, Zongwu clenched the knife in his hand and turned to face the rogues. He walked slowly in the direction, “But…even so…you need to keep your mouth shut forever. After all, I also did a lot of perjury about the incident. If I was found out by the local people, I wouldn’t be fired. Possibly…”

“When did you become so fond of your job?” Jiang Cheng asked with interest.

“Surrender! We surrender!” Cangda, who tried several times to get up but couldn’t get up, hurriedly turned towards the cold-eyed Zongwu who was walking towards him step by step, “We will go back with you. Chosen one! Please!”

“Samurai, you have already made up your mind when you go to the battlefield,” Sogo continued casually as he walked, “The awakening of taking someone’s life…and the awakening of being killed.”

“No…no… Don’t!!”

Looking at Cang Da, who was incontinent, Zongwu waved the knife in his hand coldly, but… in the end, it didn’t fall.

“That, Boss,” Zongwu turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng behind him, “Is there any other way? It’s really disgusting.”

“Of course there is,

” Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then Pointing to Zongwu’s side, “You can ask the V-shaped bangs brother next to you or the orangutan on the other side.”

“Huh?” Zongwu instantly became expressionless.

“You bastard…” Fourteen, dressed in casual clothes, scolded with blue veins and gritted teeth, “You dare to perjury, and cut my belly right now!”

“Calm down, Fourteen.” Only important is the whole body. Kondo, whose parts were covered by leaves, comforted him while eating a banana, then looked at Sogo and said, “This time it’s not something that can be resolved by writing a letter of repentance, Sogo.”

Looking at the crowd in casual clothes. The really selected team members, Zongwu turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with some helplessness: “Boss!”

Jiang Cheng shrugged, squinted and smiled and said, “I never said I would wipe your butt for you, But they… but everyone has prepared high-grade toilet paper and hemorrhoid medicine for you. Then… bye~”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and glanced at Yueyong who was holding Wujiang and stood there. Kagura.

“Let’s go…”

…

Looking at Yueyong who was walking leisurely with Wujiang in his arms, and at Jiang Cheng who was leisurely wearing a kimono, Kagura suddenly stopped and slumped on the ground. on the ground.

“What’s wrong?” Jiang Cheng asked back.

“I’m so hungry,” Kagura said, rubbing his stomach, “I didn’t eat Aru for lunch or dinner, I didn’t have any strength, and I ran with Wujiang on my back for so long…”

“Then you can rest for a while .

Follow me again, goodbye.” Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, then turned around again and walked towards the front.

“Hey! Stupid little uncle! Asshole!” Kagura shouted with white eyes, “Why did you just leave Aru talking to himself?! Was it intentional?! Was

it absolutely intentional?!”

The pace gradually slowed down, and at the same time, he smiled helplessly, and then raised his hand and hooked his index finger without looking back.

“Follow up quickly, or else I’ll really leave you behind.”

Seeing this, Kagura’s expression brightened, and then he stood up instantly, cheered and rushed towards Jiang Cheng, and he landed steadily with a small jump. On Jiang Cheng’s back.

“Really, I’m still coquettish when I’m so old,” Jiang Cheng slowly set off and sighed leisurely at the same time, “If I can, I’m the one who wants to be coquettish.”

“Smell,” Kagura shook his head .

Putting it on Jiang Cheng’s shoulder, he grinned unconscionably, “My uncle smells very much like Mummy’s.”

“Your mother… does she smell like an uncle too?” Yueyong Looking at Kagura, he made a serious complaint.

“Hey! What do you mean? Are you saying that I smell like an uncle?” Jiang Chengbai shouted loudly at Yueyong, who was standing beside him, “Stinky woman! Who smells like an uncle!”

“It’s not that uncle smells… Yueyong lowered her head and thought carefully, “Is that the smell of the house?”

“I really killed you!!” Jiang Cheng said angrily with white eyes.

“Neither,” Kagura shook, then closed his eyes and whispered, “It’s the smell of family.”

Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura in surprise, opened his mouth to say something, But in the end, he gave up, smiled softly, and gradually accelerated his pace.

…

“Little uncle, why doesn’t that person want others to know what Wujiang’s father did, Aru?” Kagura suddenly asked.

“Who knows.” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “You have to know that warriors are very stubborn guys.”

“Although I don’t know what kind of bad things her father did, Aru, too. I don’t know how he died, but…” After saying that, Kagura glanced at Wujiang, who was sleeping soundly in Yueyong’s arms, “Just like this to hide the truth from Wujiang, to bear the guilt alone, to come to Wujiang like this Say, is it really the most appropriate way to do it, Alu?”

“My uncle is not a samurai,” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “What those stubborn samurai adults are thinking in their hearts is not something that an OTAKU like me can know. But… Well, isn’t the result good? It just happened to follow the kid’s original wish, and the situation developed as the kid wanted. For him, this is the most important thing. So what is the reason? In fact, there is no need to ask. There are many things in the world, and knowing them only adds to unnecessary troubles.”

“Does my uncle also have Aru? Things you don’t want to know, but you know.”

“No,” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “I hate troublesome things and troubles the most.”

“I see…”

“Also, men still need to maintain a little sense of mystery to be more popular.” Jiang Cheng continued, ” It’s the worst thing to be like a lazy, slovenly sloppy dog with no energy and no head. It’s the worst thing to do with natural curls of silver hair staring at dead fish eyes all day long.”

“But small Uncle is also lazy and sloppy all day long and has no energy at all.” Kagura said ruthlessly.

“Kagura-chan, you didn’t understand what I meant,” Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then continued with a serious face: “The most important thing is the last few words, the head staring to death with the burned man all day. Fisheye’s silver hair with natural curls…and…bad.”

“I feel like you are talking about silver sauce…” Kagura muttered silently.

“It turns out that even Kagura-chan thinks silver time is bad.” Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, “Ahahaha…”

“Hey!”

“Also bald people should pay attention,” Jiang Cheng added, “Shaking S and Dai If you meet these kinds of men, you will never be happy in your life.”

“He included himself mercilessly.” Kagura laughed and complained.

“After all, little uncle is also a good man,” Jiang Cheng smiled, then glanced at Wujiang, who buried his head in Yueyong’s arms, “and… that little girl over there, if you want to cry, just Cry, if you don’t dare to cry out loud when you want to cry, that kid will definitely feel that everything he does is meaningless.”

“Wujiang…” Kagura looked at him in disbelief. fog river.

“Thank you? Apologize? No, what that kid wants to see is not that kind of thing,” Jiang Cheng continued indifferently, “What he wants is, next time he appears in front of him in a dignified manner, and wave toward him again. Your own weapon is fine. It doesn’t matter if you have no pain, or a short knife, it’s your own.”

Wu Jiang didn’t reply, but the shaking of his shoulders became more and more intense…

At this moment, Yin Shi was languid. The voice came from the side.

“Yo, Kagura, we’re here to save you.” Yin Shi, who was standing not far from the crowd, raised his hand and waved at Kagura.

“That’s right, Kagura-chan, doesn’t it matter?” Shinhachi, who was standing beside Gintoki, asked with a concerned expression.

However, after seeing the bulging belly of the two of them clearly, Kagura couldn’t be moved.

“You two bastards, are you carrying me out to eat delicious food, Aru?!” Kagura jumped off Jiang Cheng’s back and charged towards the two with white eyes.

“How is that possible, Yinsang and I have been looking for you all day.” Xin Baha quickly waved his hand and replied dodgingly.

“Yeah, you can’t just frame others,” Yinshi took over and pretended to complain, “It’s been a hard day with Shinbaha today.”

“Stop lying!” Kagura sniffed his little nose. Afterwards, the white eyes roared and kicked the two of them to the ground, “You two’s clothes are stained with the smell of the Xuxuyuan store, Alu! It’s full of the smell of roast beef tenderloin and roast beef tongue! You bastards! You left me alone to go to that high-end restaurant! Washing, washing, washing, washing!”

“No! This is just the smell that sticks to you when I went to Xuxuyuan to find you!” Yinshi retorted loudly.

“Yeah! Kagura-chan! It’s just sticky when one store is looking for you!” Shinbaha agreed.

“The ghosts believe it!!”

…

On the other hand, Shi Shi directed a group of Zhenxuan team members to escort these langurs who gave up their resistance to the police car one by one, and then came to Zongwu and lit a cigarette After taking two puffs of nicotine, he asked indifferently, “How is it? Did you find out something after so long? That man.”

“Next time, go by yourself, Tufang,” Zongwu said helplessly, spreading out his hands, ” It feels like if the boss wanted to kill me, I would have died 800 times. That person… ah, I really don’t want to admit that this guy is human, that kind of toughness is obviously beyond the common sense of biology. That kind of monster is not Those of us or this country can deal with it,”

“Of course it’s the most suitable for you to go, aren’t you friends?” Shi Shi raised his mouth and said with a smile.

“It’s just that the relationship is relatively harmonious,” Zongwu replied, “As a human being, I don’t dare to test the other side of the boss, but then again, why is Tufang so obsessed with the boss? Is it lonely? Do you want to join us to play together? If so, you can say it, as long as you say it well, you can bring your shy one to the next party.”

“No!” Shi Shi retorted with white eyes, ” It’s that uncle! That uncle asked me to do it!”

“Uncle Matsudaira? What does he want to do?”

“I don’t know.” Shi Shi replied casually, “It’s probably because he wants to seek cooperation or something. If he pulls that kind of guy who has incredible deterrent power over the upper shogunate into his camp, the situation of the shogun may be different. It’s better…”

“If that’s the case, you can persuade him to give up.” Zongwu spread his hands and replied, “The boss can’t do that kind of troublesome things.”

“Cut…”

…

After two weeks, Zongwu, who was in casual clothes and was punished with three thousand copies of the letter of repentance, lay on the table in the room and slept soundly.

On the side of Zongwu is the mountain of God in casual clothes who is writing and writing on his desk.

“Speaking of which, captain, have you seen the little girl in the hexagonal house again after that?” Kamiyama suddenly thought of it, stopped writing and looked at Zongwu aside.

“No, I haven’t seen it before.” Zongwu took off his blindfold, yawned and replied.

“Hey?! Could it be that she still misunderstood that the captain was her father’s enemy?! Maybe she will focus on your life again!

” There is a chance to meet, what a kid who will cause trouble.” Zongwu replied helplessly.

“If only she could live happily, so happy that she forgot about the captain. But speaking of which, your personality is so unforgettable!”

“I don’t want you to say that…”

Zongwu’s voice As soon as it fell, a Kunu shot straight at Sogou from outside the door, but the speed… a little slow, at first glance, it was a novice.

Sogou unhurriedly stretched out two fingers to hold Kunai, and took off the small note tied on top.

“Enemy attack?! Inside the Zhenxuan Group Station?!” Shenshan instantly got up and rushed out the door.

“Ah, yes, enemy attack.” After glancing at the contents on the paper, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com Zongwu folded the note and stuffed it into his arms at will, then smiled and said, “It’s really The trouble is, I was targeted by a difficult enemy again.”

“Where?! Where?!”

At this moment, Sogo, who felt the vibration of the phone in his arms, took out the phone, turned on the screen and looked at it. Glancing at it, it was Jiang Cheng’s text message.

“Half of the reward has already been credited into your account. Next time, I will introduce a better girl. Then, one last reminder, after doing things that make you happy with that chrysanthemum mountain, remember to clean it up.”

“Kamiyama , what did you tell the boss?” Zongwu asked blankly after taking back the phone.

“What? Of course, it was to show him the uncompromising camaraderie symbol of the two of us!” Kamiyama stood at attention and saluted, and replied loudly: “The one on the butt that was left by the captain’s sharp weapon! It proves that The captain and I are a symbol of the relationship that we can confidently hand over our backs and chrysanthemums to each other!”

“Shinai-!!”

(End of this article.)