Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 430

[Chapter 390: Human beings exist in this world only to affirm their own existence!]

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“Huh?” Atong’s expression became sluggish again.

【Perfect yarn!

They said it would kill people!

】Jiang Cheng is already dumbfounded, 【Speaking of which, can you get to the point sooner!

The point is, let her come to my room, right?

Is it for her to express her dissatisfaction with me?

】

Just thinking of this, Jiang Cheng had a flash of inspiration, his eyes widened instantly, and he whispered in his heart: 【I see!

That’s it!

You just want to force her to come to me in this way!

I just want to make her unhappy and let her come to me!

Not bad!

How many of you!

Thought of this method!

come on!

continue!

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On the other side, looking at Atong holding the corner of his clothes with a reluctant expression on his face, Artist A pouted and said with some disdain: “Che, what, there are so many things, obviously he is just a newcomer, Too complacent, right?”

Atong instantly felt aggrieved, and there were faint tears in the corners of his eyes.

“Ah, I know, I know, don’t cry,” Artist A sighed and continued, “Then the whole show should be canceled.”

“Cancel?” Atongjiang asked in confusion.

“Change the plan, let’s change it to a free talk show.” Artist A replied.

Jiang Cheng frantically complained in his heart: [Wait for me!

This kind of thing should be up to me, right?

Am I the producer or are you the producer?

!

Why was it canceled after talking about it?

!

By the way, isn’t it my turn to appear?

It’s been a long time!

It seems that I only appeared once at the beginning, right?

】

“What about the content? It’s a free talk, but there should be content,” Atongjiang asked earnestly, “What kind of topic to discuss, I’ll prepare it here.”

“No, no need. Well, that kind of thing doesn’t matter anymore.” Artist A waved his hand and said indifferently.

“No!” Atong shook his head and said with a serious face, “You have to do it well! Take every minute and second seriously, and carefully consider every sentence and every word. I want everyone watching the show. You can appreciate my soul!”

“That… your name is Atong sauce, right?”

“Yes, Atong sauce.” Atong nodded.

“I said, you’re a newcomer, right? Because you’re a newcomer, you don’t understand anything about the TV industry. Seriously, even if you do a show seriously, the audience won’t watch it.

Artist A waved his hand and said very casually, “Fast forward the video, watch the online video in a hurry, and watch other people’s opinions on SNS before you want to watch it, don’t pretend to point. .

”

“It’s all said and done about things that come for nothing.”

Television was meant to be just for entertainment.

I have to limit the scope of entertainment, and the result is half a catty.

The whole is now all the things that are harmonious and well-behaved.

”

I always feel… suddenly serious…” Atong muttered silently.

Artist A raised an index finger, and the expression on his face became a little more serious, and then said: “It’s a pity that it’s tasteless and discarded.” TV dramas, critics of news programs that are not critical at all, people who just read the news on the Internet while riding the train to work, and know everything.

Yes, indeed the world is getting more and more convenient.

Even news on the other side of the world can be accessed instantly.

”

Artist A didn’t stop, and continued chattering…

“But so what?

Are we happy?

Information has increased.

Are we full?

Has the emptiness in your heart been filled?

How far does it take to work to be satisfied?

Human beings have exhausted their efforts to fill their stomachs in the first place.

Searching for food all day, chasing beasts with all my life…”

[So annoying! So annoying!] Jiang Cheng on the other side has collapsed a little, [Is it a life mentor?! What’s the matter with suddenly becoming a life mentor? Do you really remember your purpose?!]

“That…” Atong interrupted Artist A weakly, and asked tentatively, “Are you going to discuss this topic in depth?

”

“Too slow!”

Artist A’s tone changed and he reprimanded seriously.

“Eh?

”

“I’ve been waiting for you to quickly pick up a conversation to stop me!”

Artist A explained with a serious look, “Well, what I just said were things I didn’t usually say at all. What is the critical spirit?

What is the pity of the tasteless abandonment?

Could you please take a look at the atmosphere?

My mouth can’t keep up with my head, I’m biting my tongue, and I don’t know what I’m talking about.

”

[Don’t you know it yourself?

!

】 Jiang Cheng held his forehead speechless.

“So, if you don’t give me a step in a hurry, I will be very troubled.” Artist A spread his hands and shrugged, “That’s how Tucao works!”

“Tucao?” Atong looked stunned.

“It’s hot and summer~” Artist A sighed.

“Huh?” Atong still didn’t react.

“Tucao!” Artist A reprimanded loudly with white eyes, “Tucao! “It should be so hot in summer!” That’s right!

“Huh?” What?

If you’re stupid, give me a slap right away!

This is your job!

”

That…I…my spit is a bit…” Atongjiang said weakly with his head down.

“Then what can you do?”

It’s not okay to complain, or props, so what else can you do?

“Artist A said with a look of contempt.

“I…”

“Then it’s still dynamite, five sticks will do.

“Artist A continued.

[Why did you go back?! Why did you go back to the topic of explosives?!] Jiang Cheng really wanted to rush out and complain loudly at this time, but because of the character setting, he could only forcibly hold back. , [No way! Absolutely no way! Not a single thing like that!]

Atongjiang pinched the corner of her clothes and bit her lower lip with a look of grievance.

“Okay, okay, don’t make that expression again. Now,” Artist A sighed, and then asked, “Let’s talk about other topics a little bit.

”

[Is it finally time for the topic of love?] Jiang Cheng was overjoyed, [Is it finally time to get to the topic after waiting for so long? Hurry up! I can’t wait!]

“Other topics?”

“Atong is puzzled.

“About you, your characteristics are all about your selling points, right?”

Atong sauce, as an artist’s selling point.

“Artist A explained.

[Why is it still an artist topic?

!

】Jiang Cheng has been impatient to the extreme, 【Enough is enough for me!

After all, that’s not the kind of question you should ask!

It’s me, right!

By the way, who is the producer of the two of us?

!

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“Selling point…selling point…” Atong held his chest with one hand, the other hand pinched his chin, closed his eyes and began to think hard, “I…my selling point…my…”

“How? Have you thought about it?”

” I… um… what is my selling point?” Atong said to himself, “What can I do? I’m very ordinary. Speaking of which, why did I become an artist? It’s so ordinary. Girls… Speaking of ordinary, why do I exist in this world? Why am I born? At the end, who am I? I…”

[Stop!

Stop it!

Stop this talk now!

】Jiang Cheng covered his ears, 【Too deep!

This kind of question is not something that artists should think about at all!

Just leave it to the philosophers!

Just ordinary humans!

never mind!

】

“Hello? Are you okay?” Artist A reminded.

“Ah! I know!” Atong suddenly raised his head, “I already know! The reason for my existence!”

[Why did the topic go so far?

!

】 Jiang Cheng’s heart is full of speechlessness.

“Are you…really okay?” Artist A asked with concern.

“It’s okay!” Atong Jiang replied with a serious face, “And I already know! I already know why I was born in this world! I must have appeared in this world to affirm myself!”

【Why?

!

】Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of congested blood, 【Why has the topic gone so far!

】

Atong put his hand on his chest, and then said calmly: “It’s good as it is, no matter who it is, it was born and came into this world. There is no need to think about the selling point and characteristics. It is not necessary! As long as it exists Okay! Yes! People in the world will listen to my voice!”

Jiang Cheng wiped the unstoppable tears on his face, and silently complained in his heart: [What the hell are you talking about?

I dont understand!

It sounds reasonable, but I don’t understand it!

Speaking of which, when can we switch to the topic of chatting up?

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“So, what exactly do you do?” Artist A asked.

“Well,” Atong smiled, “Nothing!”

Artist A: …

[In the end, you still know nothing?

!

】Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of blood again, 【Today’s broadcast is almost over, and in the end you still can’t do anything?

!

What should I do to meet up?

!

What is the topic going to do?

!

]

Just when Jiang Cheng’s madness was about to reach its peak, the corner of his eye suddenly noticed the phone on the desk beside him.

【Have it!

】Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and Yixi hurried over in his heart, 【If it really doesn’t work, I can only use this trick!

】

Jiang Cheng came to the desk, picked up the phone on the desk, and directly pressed the number at the front desk.

Beep – beep – beep –

after a few beeps, the phone was finally connected…

“Jiang Cheng sama, what’s wrong?” came the voice of female artist B on the other end of the phone.

“The artist who recently came to the company is called Atong Sauce, right? Let her come to my office.” Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said, “Remember, let her come alone!”

[Speaks out!

】Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, 【Although it sounds like a pillow business (unspoken rule), there is no way!

Can only do so!

If you let them continue to mess around like this, it will be impossible to enter the theme tomorrow!

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