Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 429

[Chapter 389: Don’t underestimate the way an artist survives!]

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“…Moreover, the songs given by the producer…” After speaking, Atong turned his face away a little embarrassedly, blushed slightly and pouted, “It’s all the kind of songs that are [beep– ], more than half of the lyrics of a sentence were dropped by [beep——], I also want to sing that kind of inspirational and youthful song without the sound of [beep——], it’s really annoying~”

【You are distressed Fuck!

Say it’s you!

It’s you!

In reality, it’s you who sings that kind of thing!

Why put the blame on others?

】Jiang Cheng thought a little frantically, 【Is it too late to make such complaints in such a place?

Is it too late to restore your innocent image?

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“It’s so distressing~” Atong said pretending to be distressed, and then put out a forefinger and put it lightly on his mouth, “Would you like to go to the producer to discuss it? Listening to the seniors, the producer seems to be You can only stay in the private office on the top floor, if you step out the door, you will vomit blood and die~”

[What the hell is this setting!

I mean, can I just stay here?

Will you die once you go out?

!

If it’s set like this, how can I even strike up a conversation!

The plot can’t go on!

】Jiang Cheng’s whole person is not well, but then suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of something again, hooked the corner of his mouth, and thought to himself: [No!

This is it!

It is so so it is!

Now I totally get it!

As long as she steps into my room, it’s a success!

I’ve basically figured out where the plot is going!

come on!

Send out all your usual complaints!

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“But…” After speaking, Atong became a little lost again, “The medical expenses of my thirty-eight brothers who are in bed may not be enough… If the sudden change of style leads to a decline in popularity, My thirty-eight younger brothers may be because of this…”

[So why do you have to set thirty-eight younger brothers?

!

】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart, 【Your mother is too capable of giving birth, right?

It’s impossible no matter what you think!

It’s impossible to have one a year!

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“My…” Atong suddenly lay on the dressing table and sobbed, “…the brothers of the thirty-eight twins…the elder sister is really distressed…”

[Three… Thirty-eight twins?

!

】Jiang Cheng’s whole body was stunned by Lei, 【The sextuplets next door are incredible, why are you having thirty-eight twins in your family?

!

This is already a miracle!

Speaking of delivery, didn’t the doctor fall asleep just like counting sheep because he counted the children?

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Dong dong!

There was a knock on the door of Atong’s room, and at the same time, the voice of artist A came in.

“Atongjiang, about the announcement of next week’s tricky variety show, let me inform you that I will teach you some experience by the way.”

“Ah, please come in.” Atongjiang quickly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes,

After sorting out his expression, he put on a friendly smile and looked in the direction of the door.

Artist A pushed open the door with a few pieces of A4 paper and walked in, pulled aside a chair and sat down.

“What’s wrong? The corners of my eyes are a little red, are you alright?” Female artist A asked suspiciously while looking at Atong.

“It’s okay, it’s probably just a lack of sleep.” Atong quickly replied with a smile.

“It’s the same no matter where you are, the newcomers are just different from the old people like us, it’s really hard work~” Artist A said with a sigh.

“Alright… alright,” Atong smiled awkwardly, “Speaking of the thing senior said just now about the tricky variety show next week…”

“Oh, here it is,” said the artist. A handed a few pieces of A4 paper in his hand to Atong, “It’s been a while since you’ve been in the company. In order to increase your popularity, they have arranged for you a tricky variety show.”

“That, say yes .

Tricky…” Atongjiang took the A4 paper handed by Artist A, “You won’t do something weird, right?”

“It doesn’t matter,” Artist A waved his hand and said indifferently, “It’s actually a trick. It’s just some boring stuff. Then you can just pretend to be surprised, and let the audience see the scene where you are shocked. Contrast, the audience likes the feeling of contrast, even if you are not shocked I’m scared, I have to pretend [Ah, I’m scared to death!] This feeling. Got it?”

“I see.” Atong nodded.

“Well, because it’s the first time for Atong Jiang to participate in a trick show, I’ll ask a few questions here.” Artist A nodded, and then asked kindly, “Is a beer bottle okay?”

“Beer bottle? “Atong was puzzled.

“That’s that, that,” Artist A waved his hand and replied, “It’s the kind of scene where you get beaten up by a beer bottle in the whole show.”

“Oh, you’re talking about the kind that often appears in the show on TV, and the show I’m on also has that kind of plot.” Atongjiang then reacted and said with a smile, “Just watch the show. It’s all the kind of bottles with rough workmanship that break when touched and don’t hurt. I think there should be no problem.”

“How many real beer bottles can it hold?” Artist A had a serious look on his face.

“Hey?” The expression on Atong’s face froze for a moment.

【What kind of prank show is this!

If it’s a real beer bottle, I can’t hold one!

】Jiang Cheng thought frantically, 【Speaking of which, does anyone really watch this kind of show?

!

No, can it really be broadcast?

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Really won’t be banned every minute?

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Looking at Atongjiang’s embarrassing expression, Artist A sighed lightly and said, “It really doesn’t work…Is there any problem with the

explosives

?”

“Boom!

“The kind of explosion.” Artist A explained.

“The dynamite in the whole show seems to have only a very loud sound, and it basically has no power, right? Then there is no problem.” Atong replied with a smile.

“Real explosives, how many sticks can it resist at most? Is about a hundred sticks okay?” Artist A asked again.

“Hey?” Atongjiang’s expression solidified again.

【No way!

Not even one!

People will die!

】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart.

Looking at Atongjiang’s embarrassed expression, the female artist asked again, “Why don’t you talk? Can’t you?”

“It doesn’t seem to work, it looks like it will die.” Atongjiang showed an embarrassed and polite smile.

“Hey? Will people die?” Female artist A wondered.

[There is no need to ask this kind of question!

Obviously dying!

How can there be a show that uses real dynamite to prank people!

】 Jiang Cheng complained silently in his heart.

“Probably… yes…” Atong answered hesitantly.

“Is that so?” Artist A wondered, “How would you know if you didn’t try?”

Atong was silent…

[You don’t need to try to know this kind of thing!

】Jiang Cheng thought frantically, 【Can you get to the point quickly?

Aren’t you my reinforcements?

Wasn’t it the reinforcements who sent her to the room?

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Looking at Atong’s embarrassed expression again, Artist A thought of something, sighed again, and said, “I know, I know, if the explosives don’t work, what about gasoline? How much can I drink?”

“Well… “About three liters…” Atongjiang replied subconsciously, but then she reacted and quickly changed her words: “Gasoline? No way! Absolutely not! Not even a single sip!”

“Stingy~” Artist A frowned and complained. .

However, Atongjiang lowered his head again and fell silent.

【Is this a stingy question?

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】Jiang Cheng has the urge to smash the wall, 【Is there really such a messy prank show?

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Real beer bottles, real dynamite, and then people drink gasoline?

Do not make jokes!

It’s not a whole person show, is it?

It should be [The Whole Dead Show], right?

Are you holding a show with the purpose of killing people?

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“Atongjiang, I said you, you should understand after becoming an artist, right?” Artist A sighed, and there was a bit of hatred in his words.

“What?” Atong asked suspiciously.

“For an artist, the most important thing is popularity,” Artist A continued earnestly, “and being on variety shows is a good way to increase popularity. As long as the ratings are high, your popularity can be like sitting The rocket is going up like a rocket.”

“Huh?”

“Drinking gasoline and blowing flames, if you can’t achieve this level, the audience will not be satisfied. You entered the industry late, and this is basically the situation now. “Artist A has a serious look on his face.

“This…this is really an incredible situation…” Atongjiang’s mouth twitched a few times unconsciously.

“But then again, explosives don’t work, gasoline doesn’t work, so what’s ok? Is it ok to walk through Jianshan barefoot? Is it ok to drink 100 baidu of plain water?” Artist A continued.

“It’s a bit difficult…” Atongjiang twitched the corners of his mouth, revealing a slightly awkward smile.

“Then get up and play tricks.” Artist A nodded and suggested.

“I always feel that the style of painting has suddenly become ordinary.” Atongjiang complained silently.

“When you fall asleep, the camera suddenly comes in, then you get up and you’re shocked,” Artist A explained.

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“But… I’m still a girl no matter what, is this really okay?”

“Occasionally, I have to give some benefits to those fans who like me,” Artist A disagreed He replied, “The corners of the appropriate pajamas are kicked open, revealing your thighs or something.”

“But…”

Atong blushed, lowered his head and said fumblingly, “I still feel shy…”

“So If you want to pretend that you are inadvertently disappearing, you can’t be too deliberate. If you are too deliberate, the audience will think that you are a very frivolous woman. In the end, you set yourself up as a somewhat confused idol.” Artist A He reminded, “In this way, the ratings will definitely go up! Your popularity will also increase rapidly!”

“Yes…Yes, then…if that’s the case…”

“Hmm, not bad, not bad.” Artist A nodded approvingly, then raised an index finger and continued, “Lulu your thighs, and then tying dynamite all over her body…Bang! Then Atongjiang jumped up from the bed in a panic! Getting up was a great success! Perfect! “