Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 410

[Chapter 372 : Rules are meant to be broken!]

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“What are you doing?” Jiang Cheng wiped his nosebleed and got up from the ground, complaining with white eyes, “What are you doing to the host? Believe it or not, disqualify you? You bastards!

” I don’t have the right to say this!” Yin Shibai shouted, “What’s the matter with your outfit? What’s going on? Where is the original host? Why are you here? What’s wrong with the host?!”

“Huh,” Jiang Cheng sneered disdainfully with his hands in his arms, “that kind of thing has not existed since the beginning, who do you think is the sponsor of this game? Do you think it is in charge of broadcasting in the background Who is that person?”

“Could it be… Could it be…” Yin Shi finally realized that, squinting Doudou’s eyes and twitching half of his face, he turned his head to look at the helicopter hovering in the air, only to see inside the helicopter. It turned out to be a member of a group of Baihua!

Yin Shi lowered his head again and glanced at the staff who were similar to security guards at the venue. It turned out that… all of them were members of Baihua!

“What the hell are you doing?!” Yin Shi was in a bad mood, dragging Jiang Cheng’s collar with white eyes and frantically complaining, “Why did you become the host inexplicably? Why did the inexplicable Yoshihara become this scene? The sponsor of the competition? Why let those women take over the competition? What are you thinking about in your head?!”

“Why?” Jiang Cheng was a little confused, “Of course it was to advertise for Yoshihara, obviously There is such a good opportunity.”

“Shut up!”

Yin Shi had just finished speaking, and Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him, quickly grabbed Yin Shi and whispered to Yin Shi’s ear: “Calm down, Yin Sang, since the host is really Jiang Cheng Sang, it will be more beneficial to our side.”

“I’m just upset!” Yin Shi shouted.

“For various reasons, don’t talk nonsense!” Jiang Cheng shouted again to the audience holding the microphone, “Let’s go straight to the final match! Areyouready?!”

“Yes!” × 5000+

“I know that every contestant who arrives is in a mood at the moment, worried that he is not as good as other teams,” Jiang Cheng showed a trace of unbearable expression, “but! Don’t worry! I will make a plan. The rules of the game are very fair! Will never favor any team! Love? That kind of invisible thing can’t be measured at all! Do you think your love for this flat-chested woman can’t compare to others?!”

“Wait for me a moment. one time,

“Xin Ba Hao said with a cold face, “What do you mean by a flat-chested girl?”

Replace me with the cutest idol in the world, Atong Sauce!

You bastard!

”

Yo Xi, insulting the host, Simentong’s personal guards will record a punishment.

Jiang Cheng took out the small notebook, opened it, took out a ballpoint pen and drew a line on it, then closed it, looked at the audience with a smile, and explained, “By the way, as long as there are three insults to the host, behavior, will be directly disqualified!

”

Yin Sang, this person has absolutely no intention of favoring us.”

“Xin Ba Hao complained with a black line on his face, “It’s just for fun, right?

”

I haven’t read the previous rules of the game… No, it’s not suitable for you at all!”

“Jiang Cheng once again faced the contestants, “Physical strength?

Economic strength?

What are those?

Do you think it’s fair to use that kind of thing to judge the flatness around me… No, Atong sauce’s love?

!

Answer me out loud!

Is it fair?

!

”

I mean, it’s not fair at all to judge our love by that kind of thing!”

”

“That’s right!

Not fair at all!

I’m just poor, but the love for Atong sauce is the same!

”

I’m just not physically fit, but my love for Atong sauce is not lost to anyone!”

”

More and more contestants echoed, and the [unfair] voice became louder and louder.

“Yin Sang, it seems that even a person like Jiang Cheng Sang is very serious in such formal occasions.

“Xin Ba Hao praised in a low voice.

“Hey!

Yin Shi turned his face away and spat softly, and said disdainfully, “Don’t be blinded by your appearance, Xin Baji.

”

Yo Xi, the staff over there kicked out those who said it was unfair and disqualified.”

Jiang Cheng glanced at the staff (members of Baihua) on the side, and then faced the contestants again, and continued with a look of contempt, “What idol are you chasing without money?”

What do you use to support your favorite idol?

What about idol’s new album?

physical strength?

You don’t even have a good physical strength. Are you going to support your idol on the hospital bed?

Hurry up and go back, Cherry!

”

“That, Yinsang, I take back what I just said…” Xinbaha said expressionlessly, “This person is still playing.”

Looking at the hundreds of OTAKUs who were dragged away by Baihua members one after another We, the remaining contestants did not express any dissatisfaction.

“Cough cough,” Jiang Cheng said again after clearing his throat, “Is there a lot of less competitors all at once, are you happy? But don’t rush to be happy, I will announce more surprising news later!”

Jiang Cheng said, He took out a crumpled piece of paper from his arms, flattened it, and began to read word by word: “You gentlemen who participated in the competition, because there is only one winning team in the end, it is inevitable that the other teams will feel disappointed. .So for the stability of the society and to appease the emotions of the losers, as the organizer, each losing team will be given four 10% discount coupons for Yoshihara’s various stores!”

“What?! Is there a prize?!”

“Or Yoshihara’s 10% discount coupon?!”

“I’m starting to look forward to it!”

“Me too!”

“It doesn’t matter if I lose the game! I can say goodbye to my virginity because of this! The body!”

“That’s right! The organizers of this event are really taking care of us!”

Hearing the whispers of the contestants on the spot, Xin Baha said expressionlessly: ” I don’t want to complain anymore, this is undoubtedly a discount scam…”

“No, you are wrong, Xinbaha,” Yinshi held his hands and replied in a rare and serious manner, “This is not just a simple discount scam. , look! Those contestants are no longer interested in winning the game! The so-called winning and losing hearts they have been igniting have been smoothed out by this man!”

“Really…really!” Shinbaha looked at A group of competitors who were discussing going to that store exclaimed, “No… As expected of Jiang Chengsang, who knows how to play with OTAKU’s hearts! A simple remark will actually…”

Before Xin Baha could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng said again, “Well, don’t rush to get excited, cherries, we haven’t finished speaking yet.” Then all

the OTAKUs quieted down again, and looked at Jiang Cheng, only to see Jiang Cheng held the microphone and continued: “Because there may be special circumstances, the discount coupons for the Yoshiwara Yizhan store in the future can be exchanged for three-day free mayonnaise soup coupons.”

[Evil Dao!

】 Xin Ba Hao’s eyes widened instantly, looking at Jiang Cheng, thinking to himself: 【It’s just a crooked way!

It was a trap for Hijikata-san!

Hijikata-san, who loves mayonnaise, will definitely be shaken!

Nice job!

Jiang Chengsang!

】

“Who wants that kind of thing, let’s start the game now!”

“Yeah, let’s start quickly!”

The audience under the stage shouted…

“Hey, Fourteen, calm down.” Someone in the crowd shouted.

The orangutan looked at Shi Shi, who was beside him with his head lowered and his shoulders trembling a little, and reminded, “This is a trap! It is a trap that must not be taken!”

“Bastard…” Shi Shi lowered his head and gritted his teeth.

…

“Then, next, the victory and defeat officially begins!” Jiang Cheng announced loudly, and then looked at Atongjiang, “Well, Ping…Atongjiang, please read the rules of the game.”

“Hey? Atong Jiang panicked instantly, “Didn’t Jiang Chengsang just say that new rules of the game have been formulated? I don’t know anything yet.”

“How could there be such a thing?” Jiang Cheng waved his hand very much. Indifferently said, “How can I think about such troublesome things that are going to die.”

Shinpachi Gintoki Takaya Kagura: This person is really popular…

“How about this?” Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of What, raised an index finger and suggested, “How about a lottery method? It’s fair, right? In the end, Atong will draw the lucky team’s number card, and no one will complain, and the chances of all teams are the same. of.”

“Hey? This, this…” Atong began to twist, “Although it does seem fair, but…”

“Isn’t it?” Jiang Cheng wondered, “but I also thought of this method. It is fast and effective, And it’s fair.”

“Jiang Chengsang,” Xin Ba Haw came over with the script that Jiang Cheng had just thrown away, and stuffed it into Jiang Cheng’s hands, “If you really don’t know what to say, just follow the script. Come on… don’t say anything weird.”

“It’s too much trouble,” Jiang Cheng complained, “The lines I’ve prepared are over here, and I’ll go back to play games after that.

” Can you be a little more responsible?” Xin Baha twitched the corners of his mouth and complained.

“Let me do it!” Yin Shi took the script in Jiang Cheng’s hand with a displeased expression, glanced at it slightly, and threw the script into a ball and threw it behind him.

“Anyway, the rules of the game are very simple,” Yinshi grabbed the microphone in Jiang Cheng’s hand, raised a forefinger and said solemnly, “Because it was too much trouble, we directly entered the finals, and now we want to distribute Atong’s [ Beep—], the team that eats up the fastest is the winning team.”

Kagura held a stack of small plates and faced Atong at the right time and said, “Please! Oh!”

“That’s a good way, UU reading. www.sonicmtl.com is just a little disgusting.” Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and nodded and commented, “But then again, do you need to go this far to chase an idol now? You have to eat [beep– —] Is it to the point of? It’s amazing, Xinbaha.”

“Don’t listen to Yin Sang’s nonsense, Jiang Chengsang…” Xinbaha replied in a low voice, a little speechless.

“Wait! What’s going on with this chaotic way of playing?!”

“How many [beep–] do you think Atong sauce can pull?!”

“There is a limit to how much Atong sauce can play

Come on! Give me enough time!”

“Atong sauce won’t pull [beep—] and fart! Get out! Scumbags!”

A group of OTAKU instantly became excited and expressed their dissatisfaction.