Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 409

[Chapter 371: Actors who can’t play on the spot can never be helicopter pilots!]

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“The two of them didn’t listen to anyone at all.” Yin Shi pointed at the two of them and looked at Jiang Cheng, “I am completely immersed in my own battle.”

“Yin Shi, it’s useless for you to do this, Liu Haijun. Don’t you mean that there is an OTAKU in your body?” Jiang Cheng slightly hooked the corner of his mouth, showing a refreshing (black belly) smile, “So you need to use a topic that OTAKU is interested in, leave it to me…”

With that said, Jiang Cheng set off, came to the side of Xin Ba Hao and Shi Shi, lightly patted Shi Shi’s shoulder with a friendly smile, and said, “That, about the attack. The final words of the giant…”

Before Jiang Cheng’s words were finished, Shi Shi’s eyes widened and he stood there in an instant…

An hour later… Shi Shi

slowly came back to his senses, but at this time Shi Shi didn’t realize that he was sitting on the sofa in the Master’s House, opposite Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were all twitching and speechless.

Moreover, for some reason, Shi Shi suddenly felt a little dry, as if he was in a similar state after giving the team members an hour of training.

“I didn’t expect you to have so many thoughts on the final words of Attacking Giant…” Jiang Cheng twitched his mouth and complained.

“It’s really long-winded… I actually talked for more than an hour…” Xin Ba Hao was also speechless.

“You bastard…” Shi Shi also had already reacted, and instantly got up and clenched his teeth and grabbed Jiang Cheng’s collar, “I haven’t settled the matter with you last time, but this time you even came to tease me!”

“Go on What happened next? What happened?” Jiang Cheng tilted his head, showing a stunned expression, and asked in confusion, “Is it the time when I suggested that Mr. Zongwu add laxatives to your mayonnaise?

” It was also your idea that time! You bastard!” Shi Shi’s face burst with big blue veins, holding back the anger in his heart, he scolded word by word, “And the matter of the previous movie, I never knew it. Haven’t forgotten!”

“But Zong Wujun, one of the producers and one of the leading actors, agreed,” Jiang Cheng replied with a hint of distress on his face, “and I and Zong Wujun only accounted for half of the box office split, and the remaining one Didn’t I leave it all to you?”

“I’ve never gotten that kind of money!” Shi Shi retorted with blank eyes, “And do you think I’d ask for that kind of money?!”

“I told Zongwu-jun I knew you would say that,

Jiang Cheng showed a look of rejoicing, then gave a thumbs up and winked his eyes, “So all your share was distributed to Yoshihara, who no longer accepts guests and who can’t receive guests.

Do not worry.

”

“Let go of your head!”

”

“Huh?”

Do you still want it in the end?

Jiang Cheng wondered, but then he waved his hand again, “Impossible, the deputy head of the Zhenxuan team I know is not the kind of person who can take that kind of money, so he definitely doesn’t care about it!”

”

“That’s not the point at all, is it?”

!

”

“…It’s only fifty million, so I’ll definitely be dismissive.”

Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, “I know you, how could that little money impress the vice-chief of the Zhenxuan Group?”

”

You…you…you say…how much?”

!

Shi Shi’s tongue suddenly knotted, his eyes widened, and he looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

At the same time, the trio of Wanshiwu and Gaowu also looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise

. do you say?

Jiang Cheng wondered, “Because it was only released for a period of time, all the movie theaters were blocked by a certain protagonist and all the true selection team members, so in the end, the money in his hands was only 100 million.

”

“One… one… one hundred million?”

!

!

“Ginshi’s whole person is not well.

“Ah, yes, but my share and Liu Haijun’s share are distributed to the wandering girls in Yoshihara,” Jiang Cheng replied, “there is only a little bit left and then All bought into the game.

”

“Stupid little uncle!”

Kagura exploded in an instant, a flying kick kicked Jiang Cheng, and then rushed forward, riding on Jiang Cheng’s body, and punched Jiang Cheng in the face.

” Why is it all distributed?

!

Kagura cursed with white eyes, “I almost became a child of a rich family!”

Uncle bastard!

”

Because, because those traveling girls have no income, life is very difficult.

“Jiang Cheng replied.

“Can we still have difficulties in our family?!” Yin Shi also joined the battlefield, scolding with white eyes, “Before caring about those wandering girls, show me you old friends and you who are still struggling for food and clothing. My niece, bastard!”

“You two, calm down!” Shin Baha stepped forward and grabbed the furious Gintoki and Kagura, then turned his head and pointed at the whole person who stayed where he was and didn’t do anything. Fourteen of any reaction, “The one with the most complicated mood now should be Hijikata-san. I didn’t have to worry about mayonnaise all my life, but…”

“Well, I just remembered something, I’ll go first~ the day of the game. I will come to the scene to cheer you on!” Said, Jiang Cheng smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away…

Just after Jiang Cheng escaped from the Master’s House, he suddenly heard the roar of Fourteen breaking through the sky…

“Bastards! !!”

…

time came the day of the game.

The temporary venue was already crowded by the crowd of OTAKUs who arrived early.

The current atmosphere has been fired to an incredible level by the more than 5,000 OTAKUs present.

Several helicopters responsible for the broadcast were hovering over the venue. The sound of the humming propellers did not affect the high atmosphere of the scene at all. Finally, amidst the cheers, Atong took the stage.

“Everyone!” Atong, who was wearing a patterned, pink yukata, shouted excitedly while holding the microphone, “Do you like Atong?”

“Favorite——!!” ×5000+

“Do you like it most?”

“Most favorite——!!” ×5000+

“Most favorite?”

“Most favorite——!!” ×5000+

…

“That, Yinsang, that host… looks familiar…” Xin Baha, who was wearing the Simentong Guards uniform, twitched and looked at Yinshi, who was also wearing the Guards uniform, “That …Is it Jiang Cheng-sang? If I read it correctly, it must be Jiang Cheng-

sang

, right? What is the situation?

“Yin Shi clasped his hands and said, “If he was the host, we would definitely be able to win the championship more easily.”

“That’s not what I want to say…” Xin Baha shook his head, then looked at the stage Standing on the side, Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a suit and smiling, said, “What I want to say is what did he do to the original host? Did he get naked after being knocked out? Did he enter the venue instead of the host? Is that right? ” It doesn’t matter that kind of thing,”

Yinshi

waved his hand and replied, “Now let him declare our victory directly, it saves a lot of effort.

” The next time he asked the audience, “Do you like the most, the most, the most, the most…?”, Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him, finally couldn’t help but speak out.

“I said can you be a little quieter? How many times?” Jiang Cheng’s microphones looked at Atong impatiently and complained, “Are you an insecure housewife? If you don’t hear the other half’s answer, you will Do you feel uneasy? The most, the most, the most, the most, the most long-winded! Little girl!”

“Hey?” Atong stopped instantly, turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng in surprise, “Jiang… Jiang Chengsang?”

” And you,” Jiang Cheng turned his face and looked at the OTAKUs in the audience. After taking a deep breath, he scolded loudly: “It’s so noisy! You bastards! This is your first time on a school trip. Excited to [beep] to come out?!”

“What did you say?! Asshole!” The audience instantly became excited and smashed everything they could throw at Jiang Cheng.

However, Jiang Cheng had a casual look on his face, and after a few simple dodges, he dodged everything that hit him.

“That, actually I wanted to say it from the beginning,” Jiang Cheng said again with a sigh, “I like this kind of thing, I don’t say it out of my mouth, OTAKUs. Most of you are adults, just play Don’t you think this kind of thing is naive?”

“Then what do you say?” The audience retorted.

“Anyway, today’s Atong, the future chrysanthemum guardian decision battle has begun.” Jiang Cheng said impatiently, waving his hands and frowning.

“That, Jiang Chengsang, it’s not the future chrysanthemum guardian deciding the battle, but the Simentong official fan club deciding the battle (the pianist on the field).” Atong reminded embarrassedly with a blushing face.

“It doesn’t matter!” Jiang Cheng replied, “It’s all about guarding and liking! It’s also the official responsibility to guard the chrysanthemum of idols! Do you think so?!”

“Yes!” ×5000+

“Wait, let me Look at the script,” Jiang Cheng stretched his hand into his arms, took out the original host’s script, and began to recite sentence by sentence, “Atong sauce… How about this number? There were as many as 5,000 Atong fans present. Wow. It’s amazing~ everyone, thank you (Dongxunfang jumps off the cliff), and then I’m here…” Before

Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com was interrupted by Atong beside him.

“Well, that was my line just now, Jiang Cheng-sang.” Atong tugged at the corner of Jiang Cheng’s clothes and reminded in a low voice, “It’s my line from ah~ awesome.”

“It doesn’t matter how this kind of thing is .

With that said, Jiang Cheng threw away the script, and continued with some disdain, “Actors who can only read their lines with the script will never be able to drive a helicopter!”

Atong:……

“Well, since we’re all here, let’s start right away.” Jiang Cheng nodded, then stretched out a forefinger with a serious look on his face and continued, “Because there are 5,000 people, we chose to fight in chaos today. All of you are put on an isolated island, where you have the supplies you need to survive. I will give you a week to use the firearms you have collected to fight for the only victory! The team that survives to the end will get the guardian Atong sauce Chrysanthemum’s qualifications! Do you understand?!”

“I understand your size!” Yin Shi rushed to the stage, kicked Jiang Cheng, and cursed with white eyes, “Where did you get the chicken game?!”