Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 331

[Chapter 297: There are also things that you can’t understand without seeing each other!]

“[I’m by the side of a shit-like samurai called Yinsang, except weekends, day and night [beep—] I’m strong, by the way, my XP is]” Jiang Cheng was furious before he finished speaking. Shinbahaw and Gintoki called to stop at the same time.

“Wait for me!!” ×2

“What’s wrong?” Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them and wondered.

“What’s the matter? Why do you have to add the adjective [like shit] after Yin Sang! This is simply superfluous!” Yin Shi shouted with his veins bursting.

“No, there’s nothing wrong with that, but the rest of the content isn’t any different from Yinsang’s version at all! It’s just that the urge to move is replaced by a sexual [beep—] exuberant!” Shinpachi shouted.

“Hey! Glasses!” Gintoki turned to look at Shin Baha next to him.

“But haven’t I removed the impatience according to your request?” Jiang Cheng spread his hands and sighed and complained, “What else are you dissatisfied with? And I think it’s better to say this kind of thing in advance? Let the other party There is also a preparation.”

“You don’t need it at all! Why would you reveal your XP in a letter to your pen pal?! It’s not at that level at all!” Xin Bazhu frantically complained, and then he turned away and walked away. Going, he said angrily, “Enough is enough, I only use the first half of Kondo-sang, and the rest will be rejected!”

…

On the other side of the sea, Xiao Li’s sister sat in front of the window and read Xin Ba Ha’s reply.

【……And you?

Miss Xiaoli, what is your life like?

】

“Miss, the sea breeze is not good for your health.” The housekeeper behind him reminded by looking at the wide open window.

“It doesn’t matter, keep the window open.” My sister shook her head gently, then picked up the pen and started writing the reply

…

…

[Xinba Hausang also has a sister, I also have a sister, but unlike Xinba Haw’s sister, she is a weak and sick sister.

Because my health has been bad since I was a child, I have always been alone at home.

】

【She has been living in seclusion at home, and even though she is in good health, she still cannot communicate well with others.

The only people who can talk to me are my sister and the housekeeper Sashu Fuzo.

]

(ps: Sashu Fuzo: Pronounced the same as Sebastian sauce, the common name of the housekeeper in the ACG field.)

[Occasionally want to go out for a walk, but just look at the sea and imagine the distant world, there is no way to break the shell that closes itself, What do you think about my sister like this?

】

After reading the letter in his hand, everyone present fell silent.

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were fine, it didn’t matter.

Xin Baha frowned, and there were several black lines under the corners of his eyes.

“I can accept the topic of my sister more than I thought…” Kondo murmured.

“No, it’s not that I can accept it, but I wrote everything about my sister!” Jiang Cheng took over.

“I didn’t write about myself at all…” Shinpachi murmured.

“That’s why I asked you to omit the topic of your sister.” Yin Shi complained, “It’s so good to talk about sister’s topic in the letter, what are you going to do? Change the topic for me immediately.”

“But also I can’t just leave the text like this…” Kondo folded his chest with one hand and rested

his chin with the other hand as if thinking, and muttered, “The other party is her own sister, so you have to gently fool her a few words before changing the subject. ”

I think so too,” Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his arms, “after all, her sister became your sister after you got married, so you should be cautious when replying to this topic now.”

“Hey .

, Jiang Chengsang, can you stop talking about the topic of marriage? Is it too early?” Xin Ba Hao complained expressionlessly, then turned his head, looked at the pen and paper on the table, and scratched his hair. , sighed in distress and said, “But when it comes to flickering, what should I do?”

Saying that, Xin Ba Hao suddenly thought of something, turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng again, and pleaded with enthusiasm: “Jiang Cheng Sang! You still need you at this moment! Take out the imposing gang that fooled Tu Fang Sang and Gui Sang before. Help me! Please!”

“No, no, it can’t be done,” Jiang Cheng quickly waved his hand, “Women and men are two completely different creatures, and their brain circuits are not the same at all. Grade. Of course, that’s what I said, if I really want to do it, I will work hard!”

“No, it’s okay…” Xin Baha lowered his head and sighed, “If it is handed over to Jiang Chengsang It will definitely be worse, the other party will definitely blacklist me like a chat software… What should I do?”

Xin Baji’s voice just fell, but Shi Shi’s voice came from outside the window.

“Ah, it’s really here,” Shianyi was at the window, holding a lit cigarette in his other hand, and complained while looking at Kondo in the house, “Kondo-san, you should stop in moderation, leave your work alone and go everywhere. Shaking east and west. Occasionally think about me who fooled the team for you.”

“Oh! It’s the right time!” Kondo’s eyes lit up, “The foolish man! Shirou Hijikata!”

“Ah! ?”

Kondo went on to say, “It’s good for the boss and the subordinates, even if it’s a problem child, as long as the flicker mode is fully turned on every day, and everything is handed over to Fourteen, there’s nothing that can’t be fooled!”

“What are you talking about?”

“You read this first,” Kondo picked up a few replies on the table and handed it to Fourteen, “Fourteen Fudge-kun!”

“What is Fourteen Fudge? .”

“Please, fooling Tufang-sang!” Xin Bazhu also pleaded.

“Let’s unify! There’s no contact at all!”

…

In the end, at the request of Kondo and Shin Baha, Shi Shi had no choice but to sit in the room and read a few replies.

“Hey, Siyan, what do you think of this kind of woman?” After reading the letter in his hand, Shi Shi raised his head to look at Xin Ba Ha, frowned and muttered, “No matter how you look at this woman, They’re all women with blood type X.”

“Type X blood?” Xinba was puzzled.

“Women with blood type X are self-centered and don’t listen to other people’s words at all,” Shi Shiyi explained earnestly, “they only talk to themselves and only care about the topics they are interested in. This type of cheating If it’s not good, it will be long-winded by one person forever. Even so, if you insist on changing the subject, it will not work. You must do it very cleverly.”

(Because it will increase the prejudice of judging personality by blood type. , so use X instead.)

After listening, Jiang Cheng showed an expression of [So it is], and nodded in agreement.

“Hey, what’s the matter? Does he have a grudge against a woman with blood type X?” Gintoki pointed at Shishito and asked Kondo.

“No!” Fourteen retorted.

“Fourteen, haven’t you seen that matter yet?” Kondo turned to look at Fourteen and asked with concern.

“Don’t talk nonsense to me!”

“However, what popular men say is really different,” Xin Baha praised, “It’s all up to you! X Fangsang!”

“Don’t change my name! ”

[Beep–] No matter what your blood type does today, it’s all in vain, but please don’t give up.” Yin Shi said to himself.

“[Beep——] blood type may get wet in the heavy rain, please remember to bring an umbrella when you go out.” Kondo took over the words.

“This is just ordinary divination! And why is it raining only on people with the [beep-] blood type?!” Shi Shi shouted.

“If the divination can’t be done, then it’s better to—[beep—] The XP of blood type is… woo woo…” Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was covered by the fast-eyed Xin Baha.

“Shut up! Jiang Chengsang!” Xin Baha reminded in a low voice.

Yin Shi squeezed his chin and murmured: “In short, that is to say, use a wonderful way of fooling around, and then change the subject naturally without the other party noticing.” After speaking

, Yin Shi chuckled, Then he said, “Just leave it to me.”

After speaking, Yinshi sat directly in front of the desk, picked up a pen and started writing on the white paper:

[When I think about your sister, I feel a burst of heartache, But Xiao Li’s feelings for her sister will definitely be conveyed to her.

One day, she will open up to you.

Speaking of opening, when will Xiaoli open her legs to me…]

“The connection is too unnatural!” Xinba shouted with a burst of blue veins, “What topic have you turned into! Primitive people? You can talk better than you!”

“When in love, everyone returns to the original.” Gintoki turned his head to explain.

“Then you go back alone! Don’t come back again!”

“It’s so outrageous,” Kondo clasped his hands in disdain. “It didn’t get to the point at all, and you didn’t think about your sister seriously at all!”

Kondo said, He got up and walked directly to the desk, and Yin Shi stepped aside.

Kondo sat down, picked up the pen without hesitation, and started writing:

[When I think about my sister…

】

“What’s the difference then!!” Shinbaha roared, staring at the big bloodshot eyes, “Don’t talk about fooling around, isn’t that just thinking about your sister?! Amoeba has all the worms. A more advanced way of thinking!!”

“When it comes to dating, everyone becomes confused.” Kondo turned his head and explained a little embarrassedly.

“You’re the only one with a sticky brain!”

“It really makes people laugh out loud, what kind of senior in life? It’s disgusting.” Jiang Cheng hummed disdainfully, then stood up and came to He sat down at the table and picked up the pen, “Show me! Woman, this is how the strategy should be!”

[Xiao Li is also a good child who cares about her sister, just like me, in fact, I am too.

But don’t worry about my sister.

You and I may not be able to do anything for her now, but I believe that one day, we can help her break out of the cage.

Because the strength of one person is limited, but with two or even three people, I believe it can be done, absolutely.

So, leave it to me!

】

“Hey, it’s pretty good, Jiang Chengsang!” Xin Baha praised, “It’s a lot more serious! It feels like a partner! Yo Xi, keep this momentum going, come on! Jiang Chengsang!”

Wen Wen Hearing, Jiang Cheng raised the corners of his mouth, and at the same time turned his pen:

[So don’t worry, one day, your sister will definitely be like the legs you open deliberately because you were attracted by my exuberant sex [beep——] Open your heart!

】

“Wait for me!!” Shinba shouted loudly, bursting with blue veins, “Why did it finally turn into such a hooligan topic! You are too impatient! Why?! And why are you talking like this? It’s like a strong sex [beep——] It can save my sister? It’s not related at all! How are you going to save her sister?!”

“No, I just think it should be more direct,” Jiang Cheng He turned his head and hugged his hands and hummed and explained, “I hate to follow the steps step by step. Whether it’s a woman or a man, it would be better if we get along with each other more directly, right? Isn’t the purpose of love? For the sake of [beep—]?”

“Not at all!” Xin Baha retorted without hesitation, then sighed heavily and turned his head to look at Shi, who was beside him with pitiful eyes. Fourth, ”

Tufang Sang…” “Eh?” Shi Shi, who was holding a cigarette, was stunned for a while, then chuckled, stood up and came to the desk, “Well, there’s no way…”

After speaking, Shi Shi sat down Get up, first crumple the piece of paper that Jiang Cheng wrote on, and throw it behind you, then directly lift the pen:

[You seem to be very worried about your sister. I don’t think that is necessary. I have no sympathy for my sister or words of encouragement. I have never thought about it at all.

Because of friends, isn’t there one here?

I… I’m my sister’s friend. If I can’t break through my prison, I’ll help her break the prison from the outside!

】

Looking at Shi Shi who was writing dragons and snakes on paper, Kondo exclaimed in disbelief: “What?! It’s so direct as soon as you come up, it’s such a lousy flicker!

” !” Xin Baha exclaimed.

Shi Shi didn’t stop writing, and still wrote the dragon and snake on the paper:

[…Please meet me, sister… Ah, I’m sorry, I suddenly wrote something like this, I have always only written some beautiful words, it’s true I’m not really a great person because I really…just…just…just want to see you!

】

“Flickering! Finally, Xiaoli has flickered!” Xin Ba Haw exclaimed.

“This is not the last!” Shi Shi replied, while dipping a brush with white ink, he directly crossed out the last sentence [I just want to see you], “Delete this and you’re done!”

“Delete! Just put [Want to see you] Delete, why?!” Xinba was puzzled.

Kondo’s pupils trembled slightly, and he murmured in disbelief: “Difficult…Is it possible…[I just want to see you] is a part of the innocent young man like Shin Baha who couldn’t write because of his shyness.”

“Then…then It’s to show [I still feel shy after writing it down]…” Gintoki couldn’t help but took a step back.

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“Too…too dazzling…to be able to do this.” Jiang Cheng’s eyes widened in disbelief, looking at the leisurely fourteen who turned around and lit a cigarette in front of him.

“I even used Shin Baha’s feelings to fool you…” Kondo murmured.

“Perfect!” Shin Baha exclaimed.

“It’s perfect! This is…” Yin Shi also widened his eyes and looked at Shi Shi.

“Fang Shi Youyou!!” ×4

“Don’t be stunned,” Shi Shi picked up the letter that he had just written on the table, folded it and handed it to Xin Baji, “Send it there by express.”

“Hi!” After Xin Ba Haw took the letter, he directly bowed, “Thank you so much!”

After saying that, Xin Ba Haw turned around and opened the door and rushed out.

…

Hearing the footsteps of Shinhachi, Ginto chuckled lightly, then turned his head slightly and glanced at Kondo and Shizuo behind him: “Hey, you guys, I won’t thank you.”

“Understood, it’s a man .

If you do, you will always experience such a moment.” Kondo replied with a small smile, holding his hands.

Afterwards, the four big men who stayed in the room laughed in unison…

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