Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 330

[Chapter 296: Although I don’t know what title to start, I have to write something…]

“Isn’t it better to be mistaken for a handsome guy?” Gintoki yawned and then said nonchalantly, “We didn’t tell a lie, even if the other party misunderstood, it doesn’t matter about us.

” Anyone who sees this kind of thing will misunderstand it!” Xin Baha said in a hurry.

“Don’t worry about it, just treat it as a game of [Guess that is me], right?” Jiang Cheng frowned and spread out his hands, with a tone of indifference, “Just like the one who was chatting just now. The girl I met on the software sent me a photo with a friend, and then asked you [guess which one is me].”

“It’s completely different!” Xinba shouted, “In other words, we don’t have any at all. Playing this kind of game! And such a poor photo, how can I ask that kind of question!”

After ignoring Shin Baha’s words, Gintoki sat up and murmured, “But anyway, keep it up. When I reply to the letter, it means that the first level has finally been broken…”

But before he could finish, Gintoki was interrupted by Kondo under the wooden board.

“Too naive, the first level? It’s still a long way off.” Kondo stuck his head out from under the wooden board, not paying any attention to the atmosphere that had been quietly changed because of his appearance. He held his hands and said, “You guys are not even close to the door at all. I haven’t even touched it yet.”

“I don’t want to be lectured by someone who can’t even enter the gate!” At the same time as he shouted, Shin Baha jumped directly into Kondo’s face, and the ground around Kondo shattered.

“No need to say anything, Shinhachi-kun,” Kondo continued as if he was nothing, “I have a general understanding of what happened in the past few days.”

“Why do you know?!” Shinhachichi moved Opening his feet, he pointed at Kondo and shouted, “Okita-san came here to look for you! When did you start hiding there?!”

“Since it’s a love affair, why don’t you talk to a love expert? I’m here to discuss it?” Kondo asked solemnly.

“You’re an annoying expert, aren’t you! I’ve never seen such a love expert covered in dirt!” Shinbaha retorted loudly.

However, Kondo was not hit by Shinpachi’s words in the slightest, and replied confidently: “That’s right! You can’t give up even if you are covered in dirt!”

“Give it up! I beg you! Please give up!” Shinpachi Haw begged with a loveless embrace.

“Pen pal, it’s really nostalgic…” Kondo sat up and chuckled with a trace of nostalgia on his face, “I’ve made it before, and when I received the reply, I was so excited, I didn’t even know it. Do you

remember how many times I have exchanged it~”

Looking at Kondo’s memories, everyone was speechless.

“By the way, you’re not making pen pals at all, you’re charging fraud, right?!” Xin Ba Hao couldn’t help but complained.

“That’s not fiction! It really lives in my heart!” Kondo retorted without hesitation.

([Charge fraud] in Japanese is the same as the first two sounds of [Fictional].)

“So you paid to see an adult/website!!” Shinpachi shouted.

” Shinbaha

-kun,” Kondo glanced at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi who were sitting under the eaves behind him, and then leaned in to Xinbaha’s ear and reminded in a low voice, “Think of a man who only knows how to fall in love. You definitely can’t understand the love of making pen pals! Leave it to my future brother-in-law!”

“What are you talking about!” Gintoki stood up instantly,

and shouted unconvincingly, “I don’t want to be only circled. The uncle who is still addicted to virtual love is preaching!”

“Yes, yes!” Jiang Cheng also stood up and echoed.

“Then let me ask the two of you, what would you do now in this situation?” Kondo pointed at the two of them and asked seriously, “The other party has already begun to be interested in Shinhachi-kun, but what are the two of you? What would you write? For example…”

After speaking, Kondo coughed twice, pinched his throat and continued: “[I work part-time in a master house in Edo, I am short of money for ten thousand years, and I am interested in chasing stars]… This kind of Can something be popular?! What is that?! What a house of all things?! It’s too suspicious! What! What a chasing star? It’s disgusting!”

“Wait for me!” Yin Shi retorted with his blue veins bursting, “I don’t want to be told by you, don’t underestimate the House of All Things!”

“That’s right! What’s wrong with chasing stars!” Xin Bazhu showed the same expression He retorted, “It’s better than a stalker who doesn’t let go after being hated!”

“Well, although it is true that the House of All Things is a shitty thing, the star chasing is an important part of the character of the new Bajaw. , although it’s also very shit, but without this, Xin Ba Haw won’t look like Xin Ba Haw.” Jiang Cheng frowned and murmured while resting his chin with one hand.

“Hey! You’re too much! Which side are you on?!” Yinshi shouted.

“No, that’s not what I meant…” Kondo shook his head, then looked at Shinpachi and Gintoki seriously again, and asked, “Are you popular now?”

After listening, Shinpachi and Gintoki asked.

At the same time, he took a step back involuntarily.

“Right! It’s not popular at all!” Kondo went on. “Got it? Write about your life like that and see if any women will take the bait!”

“Then are you asking me to lie? ?!” Shinbaha retorted without hesitation.

“Although we will use some tricks, we will never lie!” Gintoki stepped forward and said loudly at the same time.

“It makes sense, it’s really bad to lie,” Jiang Cheng nodded, “Even if a woman is hooked with a lie, it will be exposed one day! Once a lie is told, it needs many lies to make up for it! Therefore, once the two sides have been together for a long time, the other party will gradually discover the truth! Even after marriage, the other party will file for a divorce because of this!”

“No, that, Jiang Chengsang, you think too far, it’s just a pen pal. It’s too early to get married or something.” Xin Baha corrected expressionlessly.

“No, when thinking about anything, you should take one step and three steps!” Jiang Cheng retorted solemnly, and then sighed, “So, lying is lying, no matter how gorgeous words are used to cover it up…”

( Diss draws the sword here)

“Wait!” Kondo interrupted Jiang Cheng’s words, snorted with disdain in his arms, and said disdainfully: “Lie? No, how could I do something that goes against Bushido? I just wanted to say, this article is here. As long as you change the way you speak, your general impression will also change. For example…” After speaking

, Kondo coughed twice, pinched his throat and said softly: “[I learned Bushido with a samurai named Gin-san. , I practice hard day and night. My hobby is music appreciation, and because I often indulge in it, my wallet is always empty, so I have been short of money for ten thousand years.]”

“Oh!” Xin Baha exclaimed with wide eyes.

“The content is the same as before, but the impression is completely different.” Yin Shi murmured.

Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou’s eyes and was speechless.

At this time, Kondo hugged his hand and snorted, and then said, “There is more to come, so study hard. [My dream is to revitalize my own swordsmanship dojo, and my sister also supports my dream, and we work hard together. She is a very capable woman, beautiful and considerate. I often think that if I get married, I must find a wife like my sister. Recently, her beauty has been sculpted into radiance, and my younger brother also thinks that Dazzling. To describe that kind of beauty, it is a flower swaying in the wind. The appearance seems to be scattered when touched. But the heart has an unyielding tenacity. What is even more amazing is the beauty that complements the beauty. Yes, her proud soul is also clear and beautiful, radiating enchanting brilliance like the morning sun. It must be a miracle, no, it is not a miracle, if you want to say why, because the miracle is her very existence. Now we see, just It’s a miracle that evokes a miracle. What’s more surprising is her sister…]”

“It’s too long!!” Shinbaha finally interrupted Kondo’s words unbearably, and shouted loudly, bursting with blue veins: “Write me How long does my sister have to write!! Even my younger brother feels disgusted! He said that he wanted to change his viewpoint, but it turned out to be your viewpoint!”

After speaking, Xin Ba Ha’s tone changed, and he continued: “Indeed, in what I want to write, the presence of my sister is indispensable, but if I don’t write it concisely, no one will understand why this letter was written, right?”

“Is that so…” Kondo held his hands in thought for a moment, then nodded and said, “I can’t help it, then I will summarize it with tears in one line.”

After saying that, Kondo closed his eyes and raised his head, pausing for a few seconds. Zhong Houcai then continued: “[Will move]”

“What kind of brother is that?!!” Xin Baha shouted with his blue veins in his eyes, “I said that is exactly what your mood is! In the end, is it just about making a move? ”

Uh~ don’t tell your sister oh~” Kondo said with a blushing face.

“Am I saying it out?!!”

“Forget it, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com Forget about your older sister,” Yin Shi said at this time, “Even if you give your sister’s affairs to other girls Saying that, it’s not good for me at all. Anyway, I will eventually become my sister-in-law.”

Saying that, Gintoki raised an index finger: “Remove all the bad keywords and write only the good ones. For example… [I am beside a samurai named Yinsang, and I am just about to move day and night]”

“Oh, as expected of Yinshi, I feel a lot cleaner.” Jiang Cheng applauded.

“There’s no difference at all!” Shinpachi shouted, “Remove the urge for me!! Isn’t the worst keyword still there?! What is the urge day and night?! It’s like I’m craving all year round! ”

Then change it to [only on weekends and weekends].” Gintoki replied.

“You don’t need to mention the rest day, let me get rid of it!”

Jiang Cheng stretched out an index finger and suggested, “How about let me try it?”

“Please, Jiang Chengsang, you must get rid of it!” Xin Baha prayed, “If it’s Jiang Cheng-sang, who is popular with girls, he’ll be able to come up with some good ideas! Please!”

After listening, Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly…

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