Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 328

[Chapter 294: Glasses plus 3/0 water and 2/0 garbage equals new 8 chirps…]

“No, because there are only three lines, so I want to use a limited number of words to fully describe everything about you,” Jiang Cheng explained, “It’s better to make it clear at a glance.”

“No need at all!! No matter what. Looking at [Virginity] is a bit redundant!” Xinba shouted.

“Indeed,” Gintoki held his hands and thought for a moment before nodding, “No matter how you say [virginity], it’s a bit redundant.”

“Isn’t it?” Virginity is not needed.”

“Because,” Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng and explained, “When you mentioned [Shimura Shinpachi], didn’t you already know that he was a [Virginity]? In this case, it would be a bit redundant to list [Virginity] alone.”

“It makes sense, but it does feel a bit repetitive.” Jiang Cheng nodded.

“You two, give me a little more! Why do you think of virginity when you mention my name?!” Xinba shouted angrily.

However, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi ignored it and wrote something on the paper on their own.

“Explain to me, bastards! Don’t ignore me on purpose!!” Shin Baha shouted again.

“Yo Xi!” Jiang Cheng put down the pen in his hand, and then nodded with his hands in his hands, “Now that [virginity] is removed, [Shimura Shinpachi] and [Sixteen] keep it.”

“Forget it…” Shinpachi said. I felt a little tired, “But I finally got rid of the message that shouldn’t appear in the reply.”

“What about the extra line?” Yin Shi crossed his chest with one hand, and pointed his chin with the other finger in thought. .

“Why don’t you add some hobbies?” Xin Ba Hao suggested.

“Old.” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi replied at the same time.

“Old…Old? Why? Why is it old-fashioned to add hobbies when introducing yourself? Isn’t that what you usually do?” Xin Baha asked three times in a row.

“You said it yourself [under normal circumstances],” Jiang Cheng explained, spreading his hands out, “but it is obvious that the other party is not the kind of girl who likes that kind of ordinary ordinary situation, and this situation should be considered more carefully. Okay.”

“That makes sense,” Yinshi nodded, then frowned and murmured, “But what is the extra line to add… I really can’t think of it…”

” Plus how about [sexual [beep—] exuberant]?” Jiang Cheng suggested suddenly with a forefinger stretched out.

“Shut up! Why put that kind of thing in that kind of place!” Shinbaha scolded with a blushing face, “Will it be considered a pervert?! And I never remember how exuberant I was. [Beep——] Ah!!”

“No, maybe the other party’s sexuality [Beep——] is also more vigorous, so I can’t deny this possibility.” Jiang Cheng murmured, holding his chin, “Because of this It is not impossible that the same private topic will lead to more and more in-depth exchanges between two people…”

“How is it possible! And it’s just a pen pal, why would you go deep into that kind of private topic?! No! That kind of Things are not suitable for discussion in such a place!” Shin Baha shouted loudly again.

“Hey? Really?” Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baha in disbelief,

“I thought you only had that kind of thing in your head…”

“You’re the one!” Xin Baha said angrily. “I haven’t thought about that kind of obscene thing from the beginning to the end! I just want to make a pen pal with her! Pure! This is the origin of everything!!”

“Yes! This is it!” Suddenly, Yin Shi nodded with his hand, then raised his head to look at Jiang Cheng and Xin Baha, who were puzzled, and explained: “Original point, that is, back to the original point, Xin Baha. Just like you said, go back to the original point and think hard. Think about it.”

“Huh?” Xin Bazhu was still confused.

“Reminisce, Shin Baha,” Gintoki continued, “what was it about this letter that attracted you?”

Shin Baha frowned, looked up at the ceiling, and began to think.

“Yes, it’s not a novel way of sending letters, nor is it because of that concise article,” Gintoki put the photo in front of Xin Baji, “It’s this, right?

” His face instantly turned red, and he showed a bit of embarrassment.

“No…No, I’m not the type to judge based on appearance…”

Xinba Haw hurriedly wanted to explain, but Yinshi didn’t give him the opportunity, and directly pasted the photo on Xinba Haw’s face, and asked back:

“Really? Then I ask you, if this girl is an ugly girl, do you think you will still be a pen pal with her?”

Looking at Yin Shi’s knowing expression and the teasing look on Jiang Cheng’s face beside him , Xin Ba Ha can only choose to look away and keep silent to express the default.

“This can’t be done, Mr. Xinbaji, too superficial men don’t attract women.” Jiang Cheng sighed softly, then patted Xinbaji’s shoulder, and said earnestly: “At least he knows the weight of the other person’s measurements. Make a decision later, Xinbaha.”

“You’re no different!” Xinbaha turned his head and retorted.

“Don’t quarrel with the two of you,” Yin Shi said, and then looked at Xin Baji again, the corners of his mouth raised a slight arc, “But after talking so much, the result is that even if you want to break your head and write a good article Whether it’s an article or doing other stupid things, in the end, what I like… is still the appearance!”

“No… I can’t deny it…” Xin Baha sighed heavily, then lowered his head, and continued with a face full of disappointment. Said, “But if that’s the case, I’m not handsome at all, and I have no chance of winning…”

“Shinbaha, men don’t just look at one face, like the kind of guy who only has one face but his whole body is all over the place…”

There are men who smell like scum all over the place.” Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, and comforted at the same time.

“Hey, why are you talking to me? It’s just taking the opportunity to point at Sang and scold Huai? You bastard.” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

However, Yin Shi ignored Jiang Cheng’s complaints, instead he picked up the camera on the side and stood up, looking down at Xin Baha: “Hey, Xin Baha, take off your glasses.”

“It’s useless…” Xin Baha kneeled on the floor with both hands on the floor, and said a little discouraged, “Even if I take off my glasses, someone like me…”

“Xin Baha, a healthy soul can pass It shows on the outside.” Yin Shi reassured.

“Soul…” Xin Baha then raised his head and murmured while looking at Yin Shi.

“Don’t worry, you have a noble soul.” Yin Shi smiled slightly.

“Yin Sang…” Xin Baha murmured while biting his lower lip, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said resolutely, “Yeah! I want to try it!”

…

Jiang Cheng stood in the yard constantly. While fiddling with the glasses in his hand, Gintoki is holding the camera and directing and shooting.

“Is that so? Isn’t this kind of photo too open? Is it really okay?” Jiang Cheng murmured while looking at the glasses in his hand, “Is it really okay to open all the temples? It won’t look too frivolous. Shouldn’t it be folded?”

“Children are much more open now than we were, so that’s fine,” Gintoki replied, but after thinking about it, he felt that Jiang Cheng’s words made some sense. ” But it is really too open, maybe it will have the opposite effect, then you should fold the temples a little bit, but don’t fold them all, it’s too conservative to fold them all. It needs the right feeling.

“How about this?” Jiang Cheng folded the temples all the time, and kept the other one untouched, “It looks like Erlang’s legs are crossed, so girls will like it better?”

“No, no, girl. Children don’t like this, it’s too frivolous! Listen to me, fold all of them a little bit, and let the tops of the two temples meet a little bit! It’s just like that! It’s just right! The other party won’t think our new eight Haw is that kind of frivolous man!” Yin Shi said with a serious face, “and there are more possibilities for the two of them!”

“I see.” Jiang Cheng nodded, and at the same time put his glasses on according to Yin Shi’s words. The two temples of the temple are gently closed.

“Keep this position and don’t move, Shinhachi, it will be fine soon.” After saying that, Gintoki pressed the shutter.

Xin Ba Ha, who put on a white suit and had a big back, stood behind Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, looking from the beginning to the end with a blank expression, with blue veins jumping on his face.

“Yo Xi yo Xi, this is done.” Gintoki nodded and said at the same time.

“Ah, I’m really exhausted~” Jiang Cheng said softly, wiping the nonexistent sweat on his forehead.

“You two…” Xin Baha finally couldn’t bear to lift his foot and kicked the two of them, and scolded: “You two give me a good shot, bastard!! Xin Baha is here!! And those professionals just now. What’s with the lines?! Explain it to me, bastard!”

“It hurts, what are you doing?” Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, and when he stood up from the ground, he whispered. complained.

“No, 95% of the components of the new Baji are glasses,” Yinshi got up and turned his head to explain, pointing to the glasses on the ground, “If you want to talk about it over there, here is this one. Is that

Xin Baha?”

“Mmmm.” Jiang Cheng nodded with his arms in his hands.

“Do I only have 5% of the living space?!” Xin Baha frantically complained with white eyes.

“What’s left is three percent moisture and two percent garbage.” Gintoki continued.

“Then am I being classified as garbage?!” Shinpachi shouted, “Or am I not even the 2% garbage?! By the way, the photos you took are just glasses, right?! The other party’s Is a pen pal just a pair of glasses?!”

“In this worldview, wouldn’t it be reasonable to have a person with glasses?” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, “If you think like this, the other party can easily accept it.”

“Yes, yes .

, and the last photo we took is really perfect, the other party will definitely feel that [the other party is really a good boy], it will definitely feel that way.” Yinshi continued.

“Put my glasses on Shin Baja’s face!!” Shin Baja roared with white eyes.

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