Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 327

[Chapter 293 : When replying to a girl, you must be careful not to perfunctory!]

The latest website: Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned his face away and whispered “tsk” again.

“It’s enough for me! Why can’t you trust me! Do you only think about that kind of thing?! Young man! But he is full of hard work, friendship, and victory!” After rebutting, his expression gradually calmed down: “That’s a letter that was conveyed to me after drifting across the wide ocean. There must be some kind of fate.”

After speaking, a hint of distress appeared on Xin Ba Ha’s face: “However, if my sister finds out, she will definitely think that I’m absurd and will definitely be angry.”

“Xinbahau, I don’t mean anything else,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, “I’m just stuck between my teeth. It’s just green vegetables, no [tsk] it’s just uncomfortable between your teeth, you’re the one who thinks it crooked…”

“Who believes!!”

“Also, don’t always think your sister is so pedantic, Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, “After you tell this kind of thing, your sister might be able to understand it unexpectedly.”

Yin Shi clasped his hands and nodded in agreement.

“No, she will never understand!” Xin Baha replied without thinking.

However, just after Xin Ba Haw finished speaking, the door was suddenly opened, and A Miao’s voice was also heard: “Xin Jiang, I brought tea and snacks…”

“Sister…” Xin Ba Hao hurriedly shouted.

The expressionless A Miao put a wooden tray into the door, “Eat a little if you can, here.”

She looked at the large piece of konjac with a slit in the middle and a whole bottle of konjac on the tray. Lubricant, the new Octopus degenerated into Peas Eyes.

At this time, A Miao lowered her head and expressionlessly continued: “If…if you are not worried enough…”

After saying that, A Miao picked up a bowl full of sticky boiled pulpy lubricant (noodles? ) into the door, “This, please make do with it.”

At this time, several black lines appeared in the corners of Xin Ba Ha’s eyes and started to twitch.

“Xinjiang,” A Miao turned her face away, unable to see her expression, she held the sliding door with both hands, and murmured, “That… no matter what Xinjiang becomes, you are mine… Brother!”

After speaking, A Miao closed the sliding door forcefully, turned her head and left without looking back, not giving Xin Ba Haw a chance to explain.

“Look, doesn’t she understand very well?” Yin Shi asked casually while still looking at the photo in his hand.

“Hmm, what a good older sister, she can deal with this kind of psychological growth of her younger brother in such a normal way.” Jiang Cheng nodded nonchalantly.

“Wait for me!!” Xin Baha finally reacted and shouted unbearably, “By the way, what method did you two use to make her understand?! What did you say?! Why do you take out the lubricant when you serve tea?! Why did you make a hole in the konjac?!”

Said, Xin Baha covered his face with a look of hopelessness Lian looked up at the ceiling: “She just misunderstood me! She hasn’t looked at me once since just now! What should I do now? If this continues, the situation will get worse?! What can I do to solve the misunderstanding?!!”

“No, I didn’t say anything, it was all from Yinshi and your sister.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and retorted indifferently.

“Yin-sang!!!”

“Stop yelling like that, calm down, Ba-sang,” Yin Shi said nonchalantly, and at the same time picked up the konjac on the plate and took a big bite. Then he said, “Isn’t it good to have lube and pen pals?”

“Not at all!!” Shinbaha retorted loudly with white eyes, “Compared to the matter of making pen pals, now this is the case. Wouldn’t the

situation be worse?!”

“What’s the matter,” Jiang Cheng shrugged and said indifferently, “Sooner or later, there will be such a day anyway? It doesn’t matter if it’s earlier.”

“It’s not like that at all!” Shinbaha retorted.

Taking advantage of the moment when Xin Ba Haw and Jiang Cheng were arguing, Yin Shi stood up and walked to the small desk at the window, sat down at the desk, picked up the letter that Xin Ba Haw had just written, and murmured softly: ” Then, let me take a look at what you wrote in your reply.”

“No, don’t look at it!” Xin Baha noticed that, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, but it was too late, Yinshi had already Read all the contents of the letter and read it out.

“[First meeting. I’ve read your letter, it’s incredible, it floated across such a wide sea and came into my hands…]” Just after reading a paragraph, Yin Shi suddenly lost his interest in reading it and turned his head. Looking at Xin Baha, he sighed and said dissatisfiedly: “What exactly are you writing? It’s long and boring, and it’s too ordinary.

” Right?” Shin Baha retorted while trying to grab the letter in Yinshi’s hand, but Yinshi didn’t give him a chance.

“Let me see,” Jiang Cheng suddenly stood up and walked over, took the letter in Yin Shi’s hand and read it.

But just after taking two glances, Jiang Chengcheng couldn’t help but burst into laughter, and then looked at Xin Baha, who was still fighting for envelopes with him, “You’re writing too ordinary, right? No, that’s what you said. , but it’s just because it’s an ordinary new bakuchi that’s why I wrote this kind of ordinary letter?”

“What are [ordinary Shinbachi] and [ordinary letter]?! That kind of adjective!” Xin Baha retorted with white eyes, and at the same time took the opportunity to grab the letter from Jiang Cheng’s hand.

“Don’t you understand?” Jiang Cheng wondered, and then looked at Yinshi beside him, “Hey, Yinshi, this child doesn’t understand, so could you please act like a girl who received such a letter?”

“There’s no other way, that’s all,” Yin Shi nodded, then snatched the letter in Xin Baji’s hand again, and then showed the attitude of a shy and shy woman, squeezing her throat and said, “Yeah. ~This boy is really a boring boy~ After reading the letter, you can see that he is a virgin in estrus who wears glasses and has no fun at all, ah~ disgusting~, definitely don’t reply to him again~”

After finishing speaking, Yin Shi switched back. Returning to normal state, he spread out his hands and sighed and looked at Xin Ba Haw helplessly, and said, “Look, it’s basically like this.

” Said, “How can you see so many things in one letter?!”

“No no no, you must know that some things can be seen at a glance through words,” Yin Shi shook his head and sighed earnestly, ” Girls are no better than boys. Girls have very delicate minds. You can find a lot of key information from your text, such as your personality, your clothing preferences, your constellation, etc. Basically, you can read it after reading it. It will be clear.”

“How could it be…” Xin Ba Haw’s face showed disbelief.

“So, it’s better not to underestimate the words,” Jiang Cheng reminded kindly, “The sixth sense of a girl is really not covered.”

“If you are in the mood to be friends with this child, the best It’s better to be more cautious and more unconventional,” Yinshi continued, “The other party is playing with a novel and interesting thing like a drift bottle, and the other party’s concise article. I like this kind of thing. Most of the people who do novelty things hate trouble. I’m afraid they won’t read an article with more than three sentences.”

After listening to this, Xin Baha sat down and murmured with a disappointed face: “It’s true that my article is long. I can’t get to the

point…”

“Since you don’t know the other person’s situation well, you can only write about yourself.” Yin Shi suggested, “If you introduce yourself, three lines are enough, and then there are photos, you Just like the other party, send the photos to others.”

“That’s what I said…” Shin Baha looked up at Yin Shi, and asked uncertainly, “But there are only three lines of self-introduction, can you do it?”

Xin Bajia just finished asking, and Jiang Cheng on the other side had put down his pen, picked up the [reply letter] he had just written, and handed it to Xin Bajia’s hand.

“Take it and use it, you’re welcome.” Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and chuckled.

Looking at the letter with only three lines in his hand, Shin Baha fell silent.

After being stunned for a while, Xin Ba Ha finally threw the letter in his hand on the table and shouted, “What is this! It’s too concise!!”

The letter Jiang Cheng wrote was indeed only The three lines are: [Shimura Shinpachi] [Virginity] [Sixteen years old]

“But I think it’s not bad,” Gintoki murmured, “It’s exactly the same as you, no matter who sees this letter The letter will remind you of your appearance.”

“That sentence [virginity] is superfluous, right?! How can someone stress that he is a [virginity] in a reply to a girl?!” Neck retorted.

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“It makes sense,” Yin Shi nodded, “The word [virginity] is indeed a bit inappropriate, it feels a bit old-fashioned.”

“Soso, how about the word [virginity] again .

You shouldn’t be in a place like this!” Xin Baha nodded and replied forcefully.

“Then how about changing it to [CherryBOY]?” Jiang Cheng suggested, “Will it be better if it were changed to [CherryBoy]? After all, it feels more fashionable in English.”

“Indeed, if I change it to Cherryboy, I would It feels much better.” Gintoki nodded in agreement.

(Cherryboy: Literally means cherry boy, actually means virginity and virginity.)

“There’s no difference at all!!” Xin Baji wanted to flip the table, “Can’t you two give some more useful advice? Why do you have to emphasize this kind of thing in the letter?! It doesn’t make any sense at all!”