Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 283

[Chapter 252: Don’t underestimate the elderly!]

“It’s not at all! Can you stop lying!” Shinba pointed angrily at the thick stack of videotapes that Kamenashi was holding, “Even if he left his wife during the spawning period, he was holding the videotapes. The scum turtles running around! And why did you write [Doraemon] on the video tape?! This kind of camouflage can be seen at a glance! Scum turtle!”

But suddenly, Kamenashi stopped, A Miao and several others also stopped and formed a group.

“There are turtles no matter where you look, this island is completely surrounded.” A Miao said when she looked at the turtles surrounding her.

“I’m going to be caught, what are we going to do!” Hasegawa shouted.

Kubei on the side pulled out his knife and rushed towards the turtles.

“Why at such a critical moment, none of those reliable men are there!” Kubei couldn’t help but scolded in a low voice after dealing with a turtle.

“Hold on!” Xin Baha picked up a stick from the ground and forced a turtle back, “They will definitely come! Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang, they will definitely come!” That’s

it, about ten minutes Afterwards

…

Xin Bajia and others have already dealt with many turtles, but it seems that they are still far away. A steady stream of sea turtles rushed towards Xin Bajia and others again. At this time, everyone was already a little tired.

Just then, Gintoki’s voice suddenly came.

“Oh, I’ve been waiting for a long time…”

“Yin Sang!” Xin Ba Hao was overjoyed, looking in the direction of the voice, everyone also looked over, but after that, everyone’s expressions froze.

I saw a short old man with silver hair leaning on a cane in one hand and the other behind his back, and a tall old man with slightly orange-red hair slowly approaching.

These two are Yinshi and Jiangcheng.

Behind Gintoki and Jiang Cheng are expressionless Kagura and Yueyong, and Sogo holding a portrait.

“Who are you!!!” Xin Ba Hao collapsed a little.

“It’s Gin-chan and Uncle Aru.” Kagura replied.

“This…isn’t this Xin Bajijun…” Jiang Cheng said slowly, “I haven’t seen you for three hundred years, and you have grown so big…”

“Wait for me! Why did you two become like this?” What does it look like?!” Xinba shouted, then twitched the corners of his eyes and pointed at the portrait held in Sogo’s arms, “Wait, that… the portrait of the old man in Okita-san’s hands is Hijikata-san! What’s the matter? What’s wrong?!”

“No…it’s not a portrait…” Shi Shi said slowly, “yes… ah? What am I going to say?”

“The portrait speaks!!”

“Did you touch me and sneak from Dragon Palace City Is there a sample of the treasure chest G that you brought out?” Kamenashi, who had been captured by the turtles, looked at Gintoki and the others in disbelief.

“What is the sample?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

“Yeah… what is it?” Gintoki also wondered.

“I don’t know…” Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then looked at Yin Shi, who was on the side, “I’ve been wanting to ask since just now, who are you? Why can’t I help but want to get angry when I see you?

” Who are you?” Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng, “and I felt very uncomfortable when I saw you.”

“Is that so…” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi nodded at the same time, and

then they both stood in place and fought at the same time.

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“No!” Shin Baha shouted in a brokenhearted voice.

At this moment, Zongwu couldn’t help but speak out…

“Hey, turtles.” Zongwu looked at the turtles that surrounded him.

“That’s great, fortunately there is a normal man.” Xin Ba Hao said happily.

“It’s up to you to arrest anything! But…” Sogo continued, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and looked at the portrait in his hand, “Before that, please allow me to throw away the portrait of Hijikata-san… Put it here!”

“Here…wait for me…” Fourteen shouted quickly, “You just want to leave me here, right?! You want to leave me here as a portrait, right?! And Why am I the only one who has become a portrait?!”

As he was talking, Shi Shi suddenly coughed violently, “No, now this body… vomits so much that it starts to crumble…”

“Then, please rest in peace here, Hijikata-san.” Saying that, Zongwu placed the portrait of Fourteen in front of a big tree.

“Wait! At least take me with you!” Shi Shi hurriedly shouted.

Watching the meaningless quarrel between the two, Xin Baji adjusted his glasses, then walked up to a certain turtle soldier, stretched out his hands, and said with a tearful smile, “Sa, grab us quickly. ”

Oh, oh.” The turtle soldier hurriedly took out a rope and tied Xin Baji’s hands.

“It’s… it’s our turn…” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi lined up behind Xin Baji.

“Are you all in such a hurry?!” Xin Bazhu turned his head and scolded, “By the way, do you really know what’s going on?!”

“Uh…don’t underestimate the elderly!” Jiang Cheng shouted, “the elderly also have When you don’t lose to young people!”

“So Da So Da,” Yin Shi nodded, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was partying in front of him again, “By the way… Who are you?

” It’s exactly the same!” Xinba said in a hurry, “No one has mentioned the point!”

“Next time, it’s up to me,” Zongwu walked over with the rope, showing a black belly smile, looking at the person in front of him Turtle Soldier, “Speaking of which, do you really know how to tie? Do you want me to teach you? I’m very skilled in tortoise shell binding.”

“Hey? Really?” The Turtle Soldier blushed.

“Are you two coming too?!” Shinba spit out angrily.

“That…please don’t leave me…” Fourteen shouted.

“Then I will trouble Hijikata-san to say things like [I’m really happy to become a portrait~].” Sogo, who had his hands tied, turned his head and said to the portrait of Fourteen, “If you say something like that, bring it with you. Fuck you.”

“Who would say something like that!” Shi Shi said angrily, “It’s been three hundred years, and your S hasn’t changed at all?!”

“Then don’t care.” Zongwu shrugged and said indifferently.

“I know, I know!” Seeing that everyone was really about to abandon him, Shi Shi covered his face and muttered, “I’m really happy to be a portrait! I’m really happy to not have to be like them! Cough cough cough …how is it? Is it alright?”

…

Under the sea, Ryugu Castle.

In fact, the so-called Dragon Palace City was originally a huge mobile brothel that roamed between planets. It did not belong to any country and surpassed any laws and regulations.

Favored by many people in power, so that he has obtained great power.

Even speaking, the current Ryugu Castle has the ability to compete with a country as a mobile city.

After Jiang Cheng and others were brought here, they were locked in the cell.

As for Kamenashi, they should have been detained separately.

Through the iron fence, looking at the turtle soldiers who were escorting the old man and the old lady, Xinba murmured: “Humans who have been turned into old people are constantly being sent here, and sooner or later we will…”

Sitting cross -legged

Kubei, who was holding his hands on the ground, analyzed: “Although I don’t know what she’s going to do, the one called Ottoji really intends to make this country only old people.”

“What should I do?” Hasegawa on the ground was a little restless, “The turtles have been taken to other places, and our movement has been restricted again.”

Saying that, Hasegawa looked at the two old men who were watching TV with their backs to the crowd and a The portrait, “These guys have also become like that, but then why are these guys watching sumo all day? Why is there a TV in the cell? Why is the portrait crying while watching the sumo show? ”

I’m so moved…” Shi Shi murmured, then looked at Yinshi and Jiang Cheng, “Can the next show be replaced by a mayonnaise cooking show? This sumo show is really good for the elderly. It

‘s a little too exciting.”

“That…” Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Yue Yong who was holding his forehead and said, “Can I trouble you to change the stage? Sumo doesn’t matter, then can I trouble you to change it to a female shogun? flutter?”

“No, no!” The portrait on the side quickly retorted, “That kind of thing is even more exciting! If you look at it, your blood pressure will rise! My sons often remind me like this. Don’t give it to me at this age. The children are causing trouble.”

“Ah, that makes sense.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his head again and watched the sumo show on TV intently.

“Hey, these guys are really making people angry,” Xinba murmured, “When you become an old man, you only think about that kind of thing?!”

“That…” Jiang Cheng Turning his head again, he said slowly, “Since women’s sumo is not good, can we watch the women’s wrestling competition?”

“There’s no difference at all!!” Shinpachi groaned loudly.

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“Ah… Soga…” Jiang Cheng turned his head once again.

After nearly ten seconds, Yin Shi suddenly turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng, and said, “Jiang Cheng, in the end… do you only think about that kind of thing when you become an old man?”

“It’s so slow!” He shouted, “It’s really too slow to complain! How much time do you take?! Besides, I’ve already complained, so you don’t have to force it, just leave it to me.

” Treat me like an old man,” Yin Shi said while looking at Xin Ba Ha, “I won’t lose to young people yet.”

“It’s really yours, Yin Shi,” Jiang Cheng murmured with his hands in his arms, “The complaints of young people today are bland and tasteless, like when I was young…”

Having said this, Jiang Cheng stopped again and exclaimed.

“It’s really annoying these two guys. Next time they pretend to be stupid, I will definitely ignore it…” Xin Baha sighed softly, and then sat down on the ground.

“What the hell is going on,” Jiubingwei looked at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi and the fourteen who turned into a portrait, “their behaviors are becoming more and more like old people.”

“Is there nothing that can be restored to the original state? How?” Shinbaha asked, looking up.

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