Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 282

[Chapter 251: Dragon Palace: 8]

“I didn’t look for it at all! You bastard!” Xin Baha resisted the anger in his heart and said word by word, “Where did you go to? You stupid turtle!”

“It hurts, let go. Ah…” Kamenashi begged.

“Why do you take us to Dragon Palace,” Xinba said reluctantly, still shaking Kamenashi in front of him, “It’s all your fault that we are trapped on this uninhabited island! ”

Xinbaha, calm down.” Jiubingwei, who was on the side, stepped forward and stopped.

“Ah? What are you talking about? What uninhabited island?” Kamenashi wondered.

“Are you still pretending at this time?! This is an uninhabited island! You bastard!

” The uninhabited island is Ryugu Castle.” Kameri replied.

Hearing this sentence, Xinba Haw and Jiubingwei were stunned for a few seconds…

“What are you talking about inexplicable?!!” Shinba Haw was even more annoyed, “At this time, I still want to perfunctory it. Is it?! If this is Ryugu Castle, my toilet is also Ryugu Castle!!”

“Calm down! Shinbaha-kun.” Jiubingwei stopped again, and then asked a little embarrassedly, “If your home If my toilet can be called Ryugu Castle, then my microwave oven can also be called Ryugu Castle? Can it?”

“Who knows! That kind of thing!” Shinbaha turned his head and shouted.

At this time, A Miao and Hasegawa were walking slowly.

“Xinjiang, did you find anything?” A Miao shouted at Xinba.

“Sister…” Xin Baha looked at the person coming, then raised Mr. Kamenashi in his hand, and shouted at A Miao with a smile: “I found something to eat, today is turtle hot pot.”

“Really~” Amy said with a smile.

“Wait, wait, I mean it!” Kamenashi hurriedly said, “This is really Ryugu Castle! I can swear to kelp! No, I swear to wakame!”

“There’s no difference at all!!” Shinhachi scolded with his blue veins bursting, and immediately wanted to smash the Kamenashi in front of him.

But at this moment, Jiubingwei behind Xinbaha made a sound…

“Xinbaha-kun, Xinbaha-kun, look here.” Jiubingwei pointed to the house number next to the cave and said.

“Ah?” Shin Baha fell into silence when he looked at the house number with the words [2-5-3, Ryugujo Sanchome].

Kamenashi also took advantage of Xinbaha’s stunned moment to escape from Xinbaha’s palm, and then patted his chest and pretended to have lingering fears, “But it’s really great, everyone is safe and sound, I didn’t expect that everyone Floating near my house.”

“Hey hey?!! Wait…wait…hehehe?!!” Shin Baha hugged his head and fell into deep self-doubt.

…

“Dragon Palace City, this is Dragon Palace City?” Xin Ba Hao obviously hadn’t recovered, and looked around in shock, “This place where birds don’t shit is actually Dragon Palace City?!”

“Yeah, But although it is said to be Ryugu Castle, it is actually that one,” Kamenashi explained to the crowd, “it’s barely the end

of

Ryugu Castle.

”

Skeleton, “Then how do you explain that?! How can there be a dead person in Ryugu Castle? That one is a victim, right?!

” Next to the skeleton, he squatted down and explained to everyone, “This is actually my wife.”

“Stop bluffing us!” Shinba shouted, “Your wife?! Is this skeleton your wife?! ”

No, no, she didn’t die, she just lost a lot of energy during the spawning period,” Kamenashi explained, “and she couldn’t move.”

“What does it mean to lose weight?! The skeleton!” Shin Baha shouted again, and then pointed to the countless orthographic characters and “Save me” carved on the ground in front of the skeleton, “And, if it’s your wife, what are those?!”

“Really, I scratched the floor again,” Kamenashi sighed as he looked at the skeleton in front of him, “I really can’t do anything about you, there is still a month before the due date. I know, your hard work. I too It will help you, to lay healthy eggs.”

“What kind of messy information is this?” Xin Baha was a little bit broken, “I always feel that my head is in a mess.”

“It’s all about sleeping. It won’t work if you don’t buckle the turtle shell.” With that, Kamenashi took out a purple turtle shell and covered it with his “wife”.

“What the hell is going on…” Jiubingwei murmured.

“Anyway, it doesn’t seem like this is an uninhabited island.” Shinbaha replied.

“Then we can go back and return to our normal life.” Hasegawa, who was on the side, held his hands and analyzed.

After listening, everyone began to look at each other in dismay.

“That’s great! I can go back!” Xin Bajule danced and danced, “I’ve had enough of Dragon Palace City! Although I have experienced many setbacks, as long as I can go back, I will have no complaints! So hurry up. Get out of this crappy place! Hey, turtle! Hurry up and take us out of this island! Enough is enough! This crappy place!”

“Go back? Where?” , showing a bewildered look on his face.

“Ah? What nonsense are you talking about, of course it’s our home…” Before Shinbaha could finish, he was interrupted by Kamenashi.

“The place where I can go back no longer exists.” Kamenashi took out a small TV from behind and placed it in front of everyone.

I saw the real-time news of Edo being broadcast on the TV:

Anchor Hanano stood in front of the camera, holding a microphone to explain the tragic situation of Edo to the audience: “As you can see, countless turtle-shaped machines suddenly appeared in the sky and dropped strange boxes. , The gas-like gas emanating from it made the people of Edo look like old people.”

Before he could finish speaking, a burst of smoke directly drowned the anchor Hanano.

After a few seconds, the smoke dissipated, and the anchor Hanano turned into a white-haired old lady who couldn’t stand still…

“To… What the hell is going on?!” Shinpachi murmured, “What happened in Edo?!”

“That is the ice silk developed by Ryugu Castle that can promote aging: Treasure Box G!” Kamenashi explained slowly.

“Dragon Palace City? So you mean that Ryu Palace City attacked Edo like that?!” Shinba murmured, and then complained, “Also, what kind of treasure chest G is that?! It’s the princess at all. Give it to Urashima Taro’s jade box! Open it and it will get old! Is that kind of thing really there?!”

“Wait!” At this moment, Hasegawa suddenly responded, pointing at Kamenashi He cursed, “If this is Ryugu Castle, are you also an enemy?!”

“If it was an enemy, I wouldn’t have brought you here specially,” Kamenashi said slowly, turning her back to the crowd, “Wakame There is a shadow under it.”

“It should be a fan of the authorities…” Shin Baha corrected expressionlessly, and then suddenly thought of something, looked at Kamenashi in disbelief, “Kamenashi-san, are you trying to prevent Did we get killed on this island?”

“You only guessed half right, and the other half wasn’t.” Kamenashi, who changed his glasses to sunglasses, turned his head and looked at everyone seriously, “I see You are the warriors who can crush Ottohime’s ambitions with me, that’s why I called you here!”

“Wait!” Shinbaha suddenly thought of something, and pointed at Kamenashi in shock, “If you say that, Did Jiang Chengsang and the others also come to the island for the same reason?! Was it you who caused Mr. Toriyama Akira to knock over the ink?!”

“No, they didn’t.” Kamenashi replied without hesitation, “It’s just pure and simple. It’s

a coincidence.”

Xin Baha, who heard this sentence, couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed, and murmured: “Hey, I thought I almost found the culprit. You must know that the production team received a complaint from Dragon Ball fans yesterday. I also asked the culprit to have the belly cut.”

“Hey, wait, after listening to what you just said, are you going to let me perform the belly cut instead of the production team?” Kamenashi said with a blank expression.

At this moment, everyone suddenly heard the sound of [dong dong dong] shelling from outside the cave.

Xin Ba Ha was the first to go out to check, and saw a lot of turtle soldiers carrying heavy weapons who had just landed on the beach not far away.

“Hey! Kamenashi! Get out of here!” The Mohigan-headed turtle who was suspected of being the leader shouted, carrying a gun, “As the captain of the main guard of the building, you dare to defy Lord Otsuki, you are truly guilty. Die! The fact that you harbored the Earthlings has been exposed! All the Earthlings are the targets of punishment! Get out of here with the Earthlings immediately!”

“Cut, has UUkanshu www.sonicmtl.com been noticed? That’s it!” Kameniri, who was secretly observing at the entrance of the cave, spat secretly, then looked at Xin Bajiu and the others and reminded him and turned to flee to the sidewalk.

Although Xin Ba Haw and the others did not fully understand the current situation, they quickly followed.

At the same time, a sharp-eyed turtle caught sight of Shin Baha and others.

“Over there! Hit me!” After shouting, the rest of the turtles raised their weapons one after another and pulled the trigger at Xinba Haw and the others without hesitation.

“Hey! Wait! What’s going on?” Shinbaha shouted at Kamenashi, who was leading the escape in front of him while avoiding the cannonball, “I’m here for summer vacation! I’m obviously here for summer vacation. Ah!”

“To put it bluntly, in fact, this planet has been targeted by the owner of Ryugu Castle, Lord Otohime.” Kamenashi explained without looking back, “If she is allowed to go on like this, then this place will become It’s all a planet of old men and old women! I discovered this conspiracy, and in order to prevent the implementation of this plan, I searched for warriors who could defeat Otohime! That’s why I insisted on doing bad things to find people with righteous souls who could not tolerate evil Yes! That’s you!”

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