Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 117

[Chapter 107: Don’t ask strangers to do strange things!]

“What is it that you don’t have to remember so clearly! That time was my treat!” Yin Shi shouted.

“What! It’s actually your treat! Why didn’t you call me at that time, you are so weak!” Gui instantly became uneasy.

“At that time, I happened to make a lot of money by playing small steel balls, and there was still a lot of military spending left, so I went, and it’s not that I didn’t call you, but I just couldn’t find you.” Yin Shi waved his hand and said with disgust, “Aren’t you the same as us in the widow’s house anyway?”

“Are you insulting the samurai?! I just heard that Mei Zidian’s husband passed away, and I want to talk to her about what happened to her!” Gui loudly defended.

“Do you even remember the name so clearly?! But you’re right, just talk about the story that happened to her, but who knows how to talk? In what way? This is worth discussing.” nodded and said.

“It’s just face-to-face…” Gui was interrupted by Xin Baha before he could finish speaking.

“You two, look at the atmosphere right now! Is it the time to talk about this?!” Xin Baha was so angry at the two idiots, “Is it really good to say this before the battle?! Guisang Do you really want to save Elizabeth?! Or do you really want to save Elizabeth? I thought you were different from them! Aren’t you only interested in that kind of thing in the end?!”

Shouting out these words in one breath, Xin Baha felt a little deprived of oxygen.

“Hey, that guy…not ordinary…” The ninja wearing glasses murmured, “To be able to spit so much in one breath, it is already close to the level of sub-ninja.”

“Your ninja level is too arbitrary!” Shin Baha once again complained.

“Hmph, it’s only down to the level of Ninja,” Gang hummed, “It’s not enough to face us! Let’s go!”

Saying that, the three ninjas were about to rush over in an instant. Seeing this, Xin Baha hurriedly looked at Gui who was beside him, “Gusang! The battle has begun! Stop your meaningless quarrel with Yinsang!”

“I expected it a long time ago!” Gui looked relaxed, and then shouted, “Prepare the curry!”

Just after shouting, Kagura and Gui, who were on the side, carried two plates of curry at the same time.

“What [preparing curry] ah! Don’t be so pretentious! Where did you guys get it from!” Shin Baha looked at the two of them and complained frantically, but when he saw the three ninjas on the opposite side, each of them also served When I was eating two plates of curry, my whole person felt bad, “Why are you [preparing the curry]?! What? It’s me who is strange! Does it mean that my life path for 16 years has gone astray?!”

“Cannian, your nirvana has been calculated by me. The data shows that if this continues, the probability of us sealing your nirvana will be over 99.8%!” said the ninja with eyes.

“Shut up! How do you know Aru if you don’t try it?! Don’t underestimate our curry [Sannin]!” Kagura rushed to the three ninjas as he spoke, and at the same time, Gui and Shinbaha also followed.

“[Sannin]?! What [Sannin]?! Do you count me? Am I too?!” Xin Baha shouted.

“Let you impostors see the power of real ninjas!” He just shouted, and at the same time he took the other two companions and rushed to the three Kagura.

After a short confrontation, the two teams landed safely.

It can’t be considered safe, after all, the curry on the heads of Kagura’s three people is still very hot. After all, the curry prepared by the other party is just out of the pot, which is different from the curry prepared by Gui that has been left for a day.

“Hot, hot, hot!!” ×3

“Using the same move in time, the result is a world of difference. This is the difference in strength between us.” Just said, San Ren turned his head at the same time.

At this time, the three Kagura discovered that the other party ate all their curry!

“Bastard! He actually saw through our moves completely!” Shin Baha said in disbelief.

“So you are too naive.”

Gui got up and hummed and said, “It’s you who are innocent.”

“What?” He just said that, and suddenly felt his stomach tumbling over, as did the other two accomplices.

“Stomach! Stomach… Could it be that you bastard is in the middle of the curry…” The three of them curled up on the ground with their stomachs covered, cold sweat pouring out from their faces. It is too strong, and the three of them are now reaching their limit!

“Hasn’t your mother taught you [not to eat things given by strangers]?” Gui stood up and slapped the curry on the shop’s body, while mocking, “In order to show off your skills, you dig your own grave, learn ninja before you learn it. Common sense!”

“Isn’t it the same for you?!” Xin Bazhu said expressionlessly.

But at this moment, Kagura’s painful moans caught the attention of the two of them, and the two turned their heads only to find that Shengou was lying on the ground clutching his stomach in pain, his whole face distorted.

“Captain! What’s wrong with you!” Gui asked anxiously.

“What a good thing you did… I grabbed some Aru when I was hungry…”

“You ate it too!” Xin Baha spit out!

But at this time, the three people on the opposite side didn’t seem to be ready to give up, but they were quickly knocked down in the face of Xin Ba Hao and Gui, who still retained their fighting power.

On the other hand, Gintoki and Little Ape’s side is much simpler. After Xinbaha’s side is over, when Xinbaha looks over, he can see that Xun has been tied tightly by Gintoki and Little Ape, and the method… …It’s very familiar, as if it was copied and pasted from some kind of [Forbidden Magic Scroll].

However, at this time, everyone discovered that the Lord Fengxian had already slipped away.

“It would be great if it was all hidden, you can’t win him!” Xun said stubbornly, lying on the ground.

“But if you say that, that man is really strong, and he was able to entangle with that guy for so long.” Gintoki nodded in agreement, “I never imagined that there are such strong ninjas in this world.”

What everyone didn’t know was that the so-called enemy of life that Quan Zang said was actually his own hemorrhoids.

Now Quan Zang is still fighting with his hemorrhoids in the toilet, the outcome is uncertain!

Of course, with Jiang Cheng’s encouragement, the balance of victory and defeat is gradually approaching the hemorrhoids of Quanzang… After all, it is really painful!

No matter how strong a ninja can stand!

Turning their perspective to Yinshi’s side again, everyone was finally able to come to the second floor and untie Elizabeth.

“Elizabeth!” Gui started crying while hugging Elizabeth.

“Hey, isn’t there something wrong?” Xin Baha was the first to notice that something was wrong, “Why don’t you feel moving?”

“Really! I really don’t move at all!” Gui also found out, “Are you too excited to see me?! Elizabeth!”

“Obviously not!” Yin Shi shouted, and at the same time stabbed Elizabeth with a wooden knife, “It’s just a doll! It’s cotton inside!”

“Really, and there is no bloodshed when pierced with a wooden knife.” Shin Baha continued.

“Ah…”

In the end, under the coercion and temptation of everyone, Xun Cai slowly told the truth.

“There’s no Elizabeth here at all. Elizabeth didn’t exist from the beginning. That uncle made a puppet to lure you out just to kill you.” Xun said slowly, “You’ve been completely deceived~ ”

“Wig-kun, I said wig-kun, can you explain it?” Yin Shi stood behind Gui with a kind smile on his face.

“Speaking of which…” Gui turned his head and threw out his natural dazed expression, “I seem to have quarreled with Elizabeth two days ago over soba noodles, how could I forget.

“Then it just ran away from home!” Yin Shi roared and rushed towards Gui.

“What a joke! How can you make up for our huge expense?!” Xin Ba Hao also rushed towards Gui.

A chaotic war begins again.

But in the end, everyone went back safely, but after returning to the Master’s House, Xin Ba Hao felt that something was wrong, “Where’s Jiang Chengsang?”

The four of [Ninja Five] on the other side finally realized that they seemed to be missing one person long after they left the practice center, “Where’s Quanzo?”

…

Pursue the residence, inside the men’s restroom.

“Hey, are you okay?!” Jiang Cheng asked.

“It’s not good at all, I feel like I’m going to die…” Quan Zang, who had been fighting with hemorrhoids for nearly a night, replied weakly. At this time, Quan Zang’s face was pale, his lips were bloodless, and his whole body was covered in cold sweat. Drenched.

“Where’s your companion?! Didn’t you say your companion would come to save you?!” Jiang Cheng shouted again.

“They… don’t know. Speaking of your companions? Don’t you mean you’ve left a mark?”

“……do not know.”

“I really can’t do it…” Finally, Quanzang couldn’t hold on anymore, and fell down with a plop, “Please, burn me a weekly jump magazine every week in the future. If you find it troublesome, you can burn the combined edition. Although you and I don’t know each other, at the last moment of my life I can only…”

“What nonsense!” Jiang Cheng scolded, “Don’t just ask a stranger for such a thing!!! You hold on for me!!!”

…

Edo Hospital welcomed two special patients, or one patient, when the morning sun was just emerging.

A man in a sports suit, but his sweatpants were changed to sports shorts, supported a man in a blue ninja suit and his butt was still bleeding.

Of course, this story circulated for quite a while among the nurses at Edo Hospital…

…

When Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshihara, it was already morning. Jiang Cheng carefully avoided a Baihua member and sneaked back to his room.

But as soon as he came in, he saw Yueyong leaning against the window and looking at him with kindness.

“I just went to shit…” Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile.

“Soga~ I can poop all night~ What an amazing man~”

“Listen to me making it up for you…Bah, listen to me explain it to you.” Jiang Cheng continued quickly.

“No, you don’t have to explain it to me. If you want to explain, first tell me what happened to those girls?” Yueyong asked, looking at the girls dressed as ninjas under the window.

Jiang Cheng glanced at the girls, and suddenly remembered that these girls were the girls who were willing to shoot the [Forbidden Technique Scroll] with him yesterday. At that time, he seemed to have revealed his address inadvertently.

Jiang Cheng just wanted to open his mouth to explain, Yueyong took the lead in throwing out countless kunai, Jiang Cheng… slammed into the street…

“Scumbag!” Yueyong spat and walked out of Jiang Cheng’s room.

PS: Afterwards, after listening to Yueyong’s advice with personal opinions, those girls all said that the scumbag is not worthy of him!

And scolded and left Yoshihara…