Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 118

[Chapter 108: Men and dogs are both, if you don’t see them for 3 days, you will be too old to know each other…]

Opening the window and looking up at the dazzling sun, Jiang Cheng stretched his waist, “It’s a good day again~ So, it’s decided! Today, I must clear the new game I bought yesterday!”

With that said, Jiang Cheng walked over to the computer and sat down, and took out the newly bought game CD, but before Jiang Cheng called the computer, the mobile phone beside him vibrated twice.

“Oh, it turned out to be Kagura-chan, what’s the matter?” Jiang Cheng replied casually by pressing the answer button, and then added: “But little uncle really has no money, this month’s money has been bought. The game is over. If you have pocket money, you have to wait until next month.”

“It’s not that thing, Aru!” Kagura replied in another, “Dingchun has become very strange!”

“Strange?” Jiang Cheng was puzzled. “If you are sick, take it to the veterinary hospital immediately. You must have eaten something strange. So, you must be careful about raising dogs~”

“It’s not that one!” Kagura’s anxious voice came from the other side, “Dingchun seems to have grown up!”

“Grow up? Is that what you mean!!” Jiang Guo decided to think of something about the recovery of all things when spring came, and also thought of the strange word Kagura said…

“I see! In short, let’s neuter it first! This situation is normal! Although I know it might be unfair to Dingchun, there are many benefits to neutering a dog! Now put the pillow at home first. Hide things like Dingchun, otherwise it’s very dangerous for Dingchun’s size! Take it out for a run first, and take away its excitement. I’ll be right here! Get the sterilization money ready!”

“I understand Aru!” Kagura said and hung up the phone.

…

House of All.

“What are you doing? What does Jiang Chengsang say?” Looking at Kagura, who was rummaging through boxes and hiding pillows, Xin Baha asked with a blank expression.

“My uncle said that he should put away all the pillows in the house, and also said that the dog’s appearance is very normal, Aru.” Kagura said while packing, “In the end, he also said that Gin-chan is ready to be sterilized for the given spring. money.”

“Hey, what did you tell him?” Xin Baha asked with a dark face.

“Let’s be honest, Dingchun is a little strange and then grew up Aru.” Kagura wiped the sweat from his face, “Huh~ I finally put all the pillows away~”

“That’s not what you mean! No, it’s not that you said it wrong, but he misunderstood it!” Xinbaha roared, “Is that the only thing he can think of in his head?! Da] is that kind of [growing up]?!”

“Huh? Isn’t it Aru?”

“Of course not!” Xinba pointed angrily at Dingchun, who had magnified several times to the side, “Although both [growing up] are in the physiological sense, they are not the same thing at all!”

Just when the two began to quarrel, Dingchun lowered his head and took them all in one mouthful.

And at this time, I came back after a night of drinking outside…

“Hey… I’m back…” Yin Shi pushed open the door, walked into the house staggeringly, took off his shoes and lay down directly at the entrance, “Yin Sang is back… ah, it’s really disgusting… yes No one ever brought me a glass of strawberry milk…Σ_(???”∠)vomit…”

“What? Haven’t gotten up yet?” Yin Shi murmured, “What a bunch of slackers…”

Saying that, Yinshi slowly climbed to the living room and pushed open the living room door, “Hey, strawberry cow…milk…” As soon as he said this, Yinshi noticed that something was not right, the upper body of Kagura and Shinbaha Still in the mouth of the huge Dingchun.

“What’s the matter? It seems that I’m still drinking too much…” Yin Shi wiped his eyes, “Why does Dingchun look much bigger than usual… Hey, Xin Ba Ha, don’t screw your head around, give I’ll bring a glass of strawberry milk…”

After saying that, Yin Shi got down again.

“What nonsense are you talking about in the daytime?! Don’t look at the current situation!” Shin Baha and Kagura pushed open Dingchun’s mouth at the same time, shouting at Yinshi.

“Dingchun… Dingchun suddenly grew up Aru overnight! Quickly take out the sterilization money!” Kagura shouted.

“It’s all said that it doesn’t mean that! Don’t believe what Jiang Chengsang says! Besides, you have to ask Dingchun’s opinion on things like sterilization!” Xin Ba Hao complained loudly.

“You guys are too noisy… I really don’t agree with sterilization or something. Don’t look at the experts who say that sterilization is for the dog’s good, why don’t they cut off two of their own? Maruko?” Yin Shi muttered.

“Look up for me! It’s not like that at all! It’s not like growing up! I’m talking about body shape!” Xin Baha scolded with his blue veins bursting.

“Any size? Then don’t worry, men and dogs are the same. If you don’t see him for two or three days, you’ll be too big to recognize.” Yin Shi replied casually.

“You’ll never be a bull’s-eye when you speak, and you’re doomed to be useless for the rest of your life!!”

Just after Xinba Haw finished speaking, Dingchun squeezed a little and closed his mouth again…

“Ah-!!” ×2

…

“I’m here…” Jiang Cheng shouted and stepped directly into the Master’s Room, saying as he walked, “Before the surgery, you should comfort Dingchun well, after all, this is for his own good, after all, find one with Dingchun. It’s difficult for a bitch of the same size…”

With that said, Jiang Cheng has come to the living room.

I saw Kagura feeding Dingchun strawberry milk in an oversized pot.

Looking at Dingchun, who was several times bigger, Jiang Chengcai finally realized that it was his own misunderstanding.

“Ah, Jiang Chengsang, you’re here!” Xin Bazhu was pleasantly surprised, “Come and look at Dingchun! Didn’t you say Dingchun is some kind of god? Do you know a lot about this kind of dog? Dingchun How did it get so big overnight?”

“How do I know? I only know its type, I don’t know the rest at all.” Jiang Cheng sighed and walked in front of Dingchun, “Maybe Komago was originally this kind of creature, the one who can grow up overnight. Kind of. It’s nothing unusual.”

“Mmmm,” Yinshi nodded in understanding, “Just like a boy, he will grow tremendously overnight.”

“That’s right.” Jiang Cheng also nodded.

“That’s right! What you’re talking about is only psychological growth!” Xin Bazhu frantically complained, “This is the growth of body shape! It’s completely different from what you’re talking about!”

“But it doesn’t matter,” Kagura raised his head and said with a smile. “Even if he gets bigger, his personality won’t change. Dingchun still likes strawberry milk the most~”

“But why did it become like this? I thought Jiang Chengsang could give us an explanation.” Xin Baha sighed while sitting beside him.

“I’m not an animal expert…don’t count on me for everything.”

“You must have made it to take calcium indiscriminately, but don’t underestimate calcium,” said Yin Shi and took a sip of strawberry milk, “As long as you take calcium well, everything will go well!”

“What did you do well…” Xin Baha glanced at Yin Shi and complained, then looked at Dingchun, “The important thing now is the solution, they have grown up so much…”

“I think of two possibilities…” Jiang Cheng frowned and analyzed.

“Two kinds?!” Xin Ba Haw was a little surprised, “We analyzed two possibilities in a short period of time!”

“Well,” Jiang Cheng raised his head and replied solemnly, “The first one is natural evolution, maybe this kind of evolution method unique to dogs. It’s just like the Digimon next door, but it’s a possibility of ordinary evolution based on this situation. Sex more.”

“Hey?! This work is set like this?!” Shinba stood up in shock, “Are we going to enter the digital world to save this world?! Are we also the chosen children? ?!”

“How is that possible!” Yin Shi shouted.

“If not, then there is only the second possibility,” Jiang Cheng said again, and then raised his head with a serious face, “Do you know [Pym Particles]?”

“Pym particle?! Isn’t that the setting in “Ant-Man”? You mean…”

Before Xin Baha could finish speaking, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com Jiang Cheng nodded and continued to analyze, “Maybe it’s because I didn’t mind when I was walking the dog… I swallowed the DVD of Ant-Man, that’s why it became so!”

“Why did it become like this after swallowing a DVD! I thought you were going to say that you swallowed Pym particles!” Xin Baha couldn’t help but complain, “And don’t use other people’s settings casually! You will be accused of infringement Yes!”

“Don’t worry about this! The author of the bashing has already made a wave of PY transactions with several writers who write about Digimon and some people who write about Marvel! There will be no problem!”

“It doesn’t make any sense at all, okay!” Shinba scolded, “If you want to trade, you must at least trade with the original! Isn’t this still an infringement?!”

“What’s the use of you telling me?” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, “It is ambiguous that fan fiction does not constitute infringement. Certainly. Besides, don’t forget, this work is also a fan work…”

Xinbaha: “…”

…

“Don’t worry, Xin Baha, it’s time to…” Speaking of which, Yin Shi took out a small dog-headed screen from his arms, or a translator, “I’m afraid, lah~ [Wang Wang Dialogue] machine]~”

“As long as you use this, you can convert the dog’s bark into language.” Gintoki explained with a translator.

“Hey, are you coming too?! What’s the matter with posing as a Doraemon?! Also, when did you get such a convenient machine!” Haw’s Tucao skills are also good. Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng showed a look of relief.