Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 106

[Chapter 96: I can’t find a reason to hate the guy who is desperately trying to survive…]

“Hey, where are you going to sneak away?” Yue Yongyi said from the corridor.

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng turned his head and said depressedly, “Can you not say it as if I ran out secretly? I walked out of the room openly and honestly, why did you say that I ran out of the room secretly? Did you watch some shitty TV show again?”

“Bright and upright bastard! Look at how well you dress up!” Yueyong groaned.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was wearing a doll bear on his body.

“It’s not because of your subordinates that I can’t sleep well now…” Jiang Cheng sighed and took off his hood, “I woke up in the middle of the night and saw several pairs of gleaming eyes, try that feeling. I’m almost scared to pee, okay?”

“Isn’t it very simple? Wouldn’t it be enough to have one or two rounds with them?” Yue Yong said casually, “You seem to be that kind of casual man anyway.”

“Come on! You don’t know how many people there are in your Baihua?! If one hits me, I’ll die! Who else is that kind of casual man?!” Jiang Cheng shouted angrily, ” Can you please take care of them?! They are your subordinates, okay?”

Yueyong snorted and continued, “Who said yesterday [When you’re not around, I’ll be lying on Miss Baihua’s lap while playing games and being fed~], why do you start to dislike my subordinates now? already?”

“That’s their conspiracy! Absolute conspiracy! They want to train me into a waste otaku! Take the opportunity to take my [beep–] when I lose my resistance!”

“Who will take your dirty stuff!” Yueyong retorted, but in the end he was relieved, “If you go out, remember not to talk nonsense. Recently, there have been many shogun’s spies in Yoshihara. If they know that Fengxian is no longer there If so, it will be a matter of time before we start here.”

“What about the other side? That spring rain.” Jiang Cheng asked.

“I don’t know. Originally, when Fengxian was still there, they seldom contacted them, so for the time being, they should not know the fact that Fengxian is no longer there.”

“Is that so…” Jiang Cheng put on his hood and turned around, “Then I’ll go out~”

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng heard the sound of messy footsteps and stood up against the wall in an instant.

“Boss, Jiang Cheng sama is missing!” a member of Baihua said to Yueyong in a panic.

“Ah, I see.” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was standing against the wall, and replied casually, “I’ll go look outside.”

“We’re going too!”

“No, you stay in Yoshihara! Don’t be willful!” Yueyong replied.

“Okay… let’s go.” The members of Baihua could only obey their orders.

“Hey, why is there a bear there?” a member of Baihua asked, pointing to Jiang Cheng beside him.

“Really!”

“Kawaii~”

“Is this a surprise prepared by Jiang Cheng sama?”

“Cough cough!” Yueyong coughed twice, “This is just a performance tool that Qingta needs to use in the private school. I was in a hurry to leave in the morning, and Qingta forgot to take it, so let me send it to him.”

“It hurts people to be happy~ I thought Jiang Cheng sama likes this~”

“This is what it is!” Yue Yong angrily scolded, “Stop thinking about those things that are not there! Where has your enthusiasm for work gone recently?! Don’t you know what happened to Yoshihara recently?! Hurry up and work go!”

“Hi!” ×n

Then, Yueyong dragged the doll bear beside him and walked outside.

…

“Hey, it’s already out.” Yue Yong looked at the doll lying on the ground and reminded.

“Huh~” Jiang Cheng took off his hood, took a greedy breath of fresh air, and then looked at Yueyong, “Thank you Yueyue~”

“Hmph, I’m not helping you,” Yueyong snorted coldly, “I just think that keeping you at home will affect Baihua’s motivation to work.

”

“That makes sense!” Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Yueyong with clear eyes, “Then why don’t you let me go and give each other a freedom~”

“Okay,” Yue Yong said casually, “as long as you compensate for the original damaged items according to the price.”

“That doesn’t mean I didn’t say it!” Jiang Cheng curled his lips, “And I didn’t break it alone! Isn’t it because of Boss Feng Xian and Yin Shi? Why did you just hold me alone? Let it go?”

“Wouldn’t it be better to refuse if you hate them?” Yue Yong continued, “Wouldn’t it be better to just say what you hate about them? I believe they won’t pester you anymore.”

“Don’t say something useless to yourself, I didn’t say I hate them.” Jiang Cheng stood up and took off his disguise and said.

“Isn’t it annoying?”

“I don’t hate guys who want to live hard, no matter what their status.” Jiang Cheng said and walked straight in a certain direction.

Looking at Jiang Cheng’s straight back, Yueyong fell into contemplation…

…

Group shop.

“Have you not found it yet?” Fourteen asked.

“Don’t worry, the defense is very strict, and I believe the day of arresting Gui is not far away.” Zongwu on the side replied, “It’s only a matter of time before that guy shows his tail.”

“That’s fine.”

“Gui’s foot is injured, and he can’t escape.” Speaking of this, Zongwu noticed Shi Shi’s somewhat shocked eyes, and then asked, “What’s wrong?”

“It’s nothing, it’s just a bit of an accident.” Fourteen replied, “This may be the first time I’ve seen you work so seriously.”

“Tufang-sang, you surprised me,” Zongwu said, looking at the bunch of dumplings covered with mayonnaise in Shishi’s hands, “except you won’t have a second kind of creature smearing this kind of thing on the dumplings. .”

“Really?” Shi Shi didn’t care at all, and directly put the ball covered with mayonnaise into his mouth, and after eating one, looked at Zong Wu, “Do you eat it? It’s really delicious.”

“Thank you for your kindness, I still count…” Said, Zongwu was about to get up, but at this moment, Jiang Cheng’s voice came.

“Ah la la, no wonder I didn’t find you after a trip to the real selection team, General Wu-jun~” Jiang Cheng walked over and said, “And it doesn’t seem to be walking an orangutan, what is this? Your new pet ?”

“Who do you say is a pet?!” Fourteen roared.

“Yalieyalie, how can you give pets this kind of food? It will affect the brain’s ability to respond~” Jiang Cheng said deliberately.

“No way, he likes to eat that kind of dog food. He can’t handle it no matter what. I can’t do anything about it.” Zong Wu sighed and replied.

“You both want to die!” Fourteen shouted.

“Speaking of which, does the boss have anything to do with me?” Zongwu asked.

“Didn’t you tell me to lend you some games yesterday?” Jiang Cheng took out a stack of game CDs from his pocket, “These are all pretty good.”

“Oh, then thank you boss,” Zongwu took the CD and said.

“It doesn’t matter, in this case, as long as you practice hard, your hit rate will definitely increase.” Jiang Cheng said casually.

“What are you two talking about? What’s your hit rate?” After speaking, Fourteen looked at Sogou and said seriously, “You’re not someone who likes to play games, right? Don’t play with things, or you’ll be cut to pieces! Shidou! Those who are insufficient will cut my belly!”

“This one is very helpful for practicing moving targets.” Jiang Cheng said, pointing to the CD at the top.

“Huh? Really?”

“Would you like me to show you a demonstration?” Jiang Cheng put away his umbrella and faced Fourteen.

“Did you two bastards really listen to anyone?!” Fourteen directly frowned, “And why are you showing me a demonstration?!”

“There is no other reference nearby, and only Liu Haijun can be seen…”

“Can’t you practice if you don’t practice with others?!” Shi Shi frantically complained, “Can you not call me that name?! Do you know that you are super rude?!”

“I see! I’m sorry! Liu Haijun!”

“There’s no apology at all!” After complaining, Shi Shi’s tone changed, “If you were under my command, I would have solved it long ago.”

“So is Liu Haijun. If it was under my command, there would not be a drop of mayonnaise squeezed by the wandering girls in Yoshihara.”

“So it is!” Zongwu looked like it was so, “Hitokata-san ingested too much mayonnaise, and all the mayonnaise was sprayed out of that place!”

“It turns out to be so tall!” Fourteen roared, UU reading www.

sonicmtl.com “How is that possible! Even if you eat a lot of mayonnaise, it’s impossible to shoot mayonnaise!”

“Tsk tsk tsk, this may be,” Jiang Cheng looked like someone who had come over, “there is so much mayonnaise deposited in the body, maybe even the blood is full of mayonnaise, and the whole body may mutate. You should be early. Go to the hospital and check it out. Otherwise, it will be too late to regret it after your future wife gives birth to three bottles of mayonnaise! What will you do then?! Did you eat the triplets in grief?! Can you? Can you go down?!”

“How could such a thing happen!” Fourteen retorted, “And why is it triplets!”

After speaking, Shi Shi once again ate a ball covered with mayonnaise.

“It’s really amazing, the man who can eat his own children is indeed the deputy chief of the ghost~” Jiang Chengmin whispered in Zongwu’s ear.

“After all, he’s the vice-chief of the ghost~” Sogo sighed softly, “I can hear Hijikata Juuro’s screams~ But Hijikata-san really doesn’t care~”

“I heard it all! And why did you name my son without authorization!”

“You’re wrong~ Sogo-kun, it’s not the screams of the fifteenth man, but the screams of the sixteenth man.” Jiang Cheng corrected, but the tone really made the fourteenth more and more more fire.

But at this moment, a baby’s cry suddenly sounded, startling the fourteenth.

“what happened?!”

“Looks like you heard it too, yes, that’s the cry of Shibarou at the end! I was scared to cry because I saw my two brothers being put in your mouth by you!” Jiang Cheng nodded and explained road.