Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 105
[Chapter 95: Respect the fruits of the chef’s labor!]
“Are you all right?” Ji Song was speechless.
“Are you okay? What’s wrong with me?” Gui looked at Jisong and asked suspiciously, “I seem to have fallen asleep by accident just now. It’s so rude, in a place like this. It seems that I still don’t practice enough! So I have decided After that, I will go to bed early every day, and take a nap at noon! Form an excellent habit! Only in this way can I become a qualified general!”
“Have you lost your memory?!” Jisong spit out, “You just said that you are a ramen seeker who travels across the country to practice ramen! Why has this place become a general?!”
“Amnesia?” With a sigh, Gui shook his head and continued, “Your Excellency Jisong, are you doing something wrong? I mean, as a general of an excellent ramen seeker, it is very important to maintain a good living habit. It’s necessary. It’s different from some people who hang out in places like Yoshihara! It’s different from people who are hollowed out in places like Yoshihara and like to go out in the middle of the night to eat and drink and like that kind of inexplicable FPS games. are different!”
“Hey, what you said is a bit too specific! It’s all about Sang and scolding Huai!” Jiang Cheng reminded.
“Ah, do you think I’m talking about you?” Gui pretended to be surprised, “How could that be, ahahahaha…”
“No matter how you look at it, you are envious! What’s going on! That sour tone?” Jisong spit out.
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“I feel a little hungry after exercising a little, please cook some Chaos for me, please!” Jiang Cheng glanced at the menu on the wall and said.
“Can your stomach really take it?” Ji Song frowned slightly and said, “You don’t look like someone who can eat that much.”
“Don’t underestimate people!” Jiang Cheng retorted.
“But it’s much better than someone else. I also know how to order from the menu, rather than just ordering some dishes that are not on the menu.” Ji Song said something, then turned around and went to prepare the ingredients.
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The door was pulled open again.
“Welcome~” Jisong turned his head and smiled and greeted the person who came.
“I thought you were going somewhere…” Yueyong took out a few kunai with a dark face, and threw them directly at Jiang Cheng, pinning them on the back of Jiang Cheng’s head with great precision, “You ran to this place. It’s a place to eat leisurely! The whole Baihua has been looking for you for a long time and can’t find you! At least say hello when you go out! I thought you were missing again!”
“Yueyue?” Jiang Cheng pulled out the back of his head Kuwu, turned his head and smiled and said, “I just came out to have a meal, don’t mind so much~ Would you like to eat some too? The chaos of Miss Jisong’s bag is very good. what~”
“I’ve eaten your head! Hurry back with me!” Yue Yong scolded, “Every day will only cause trouble for people!”
“It’s too much to say! What does it mean to only cause trouble for people! I just came out to eat! Who told you not to leave me dinner! I’m also very hungry after playing games for a day, okay?” Jiang Cheng retorted.
“Aren’t you going to go to the kitchen to take a look?! I’ll keep all the food for you, okay! Does it have to be delivered to your mouth?!”
“Then, next time, can you…” Said, Jiang Cheng used his own trick: [Jiang Cheng’s deliberate smile]!
“feed me~”
Skill introduction: Jiang Cheng’s deliberate smile, lethality sss.
For women who look directly at Jiang Cheng, 99% of those who do not understand Jiang Cheng will be captured by him!
But it was obvious that Yueyong knew Jiang Cheng, and she was not that 99% woman.
“Am I your Okasan?!” Yueyong roared, “I’m still feeding you, is the paranoia overdone?!”
“When you were away, I was lying on Miss Baihua’s lap while playing games while being fed~” Jiang Cheng said with a frown, like a wronged child.
“Those guys…” Yueyong gritted her teeth and made a decision in her heart.
After returning, you must rectify the bad atmosphere within Baihua, “From now on, that kind of thing will never happen again! Have you been living like that?! Baihua won’t be accustomed to you in the future!”
Looking at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong who were arguing, Gui Youyou sighed softly, “I never imagined that the beasts of the past would become like this… You are too depraved! Jiang Cheng!” After speaking, Gui looked at Yueyong, said seriously,
“That, Yueyongdian, can I take Jiang Cheng to train you Yoshihara for a few days! I promise to turn him into an Edo Miyoshi young man who works tirelessly every night! Also, look at your precise pains. No throwing technique, just like in the comics! Are you interested in creating the dawn of Japan with me!”
“Cultivating shit! Why do I have to work every night! What do you want me to learn?!” Jiang Cheng said angrily.
“Sorry, I still want to save this idiot’s head before creating the dawn of Japan. And I won’t bother you with such things as training him, Yoshihara’s approach.” Yueyong replied, and looked at Jiang Cheng again, ” Come back with me quickly!”
“At least let me finish it! If you order food in a restaurant and don’t finish it, it would be disrespectful to the chef! Don’t look at me like this, I still know that!” Jiang Cheng replied with a snort, his face full of expression. pride.
“Isn’t this the most basic common sense?! Why is a common sense you said like a famous saying?! Why is it so proud? Knowing that common sense is something that makes you feel very proud?!” Yueyong went crazy Tucao.
However, Jiang Cheng didn’t hear it at all, instead he threw himself into the chaos in front of him, um, it was really fragrant.
In the end, Yue Yong sat down with a sigh and waited for Jiang Cheng to finish his meal. He thought it would be over in a few minutes, but this guy ordered 30 servings of Chaos!
Yueyong couldn’t help but want to take out a few kunai and stick them on Jiang Cheng’s head.
Just when Jiang Cheng was eating Chaos, the door was opened again, but this time, three people who looked like gangsters came in.
Only this time, Ji Song did not say [Welcome].
“It’s so cold, your lovely brother is here to play~” The gangster in the lead sat down and said with a very frivolous tone.
Seeing this, the other two gangsters also sat down and looked at Jisong with a smirk.
“What brother?” Jisong said disdainfully with his arms in his arms, “After the death of Dawu, I have nothing to do with you anymore.”
“Don’t be so indifferent~” said the gangster in the lead, “I’m worried that my sister-in-law, who is a widow, will come to visit from time to time~ and this is also my brother’s shop. In the end, it should be inherited by me. I only reluctantly agreed after begging me, and it’s only natural for me to get some dividends~”
“I’m asking for money again, you’re too much…” Jisong turned his face and scolded, but before he could finish, he was interrupted by Gui, who was dressed as a waiter in a western restaurant at some point.
“Welcome, guest, have you decided what to do?” Gui said standing behind the three gangsters.
“Hey—” Jisong looked at Gui and said, “What are you doing so presumptuously? And this is not a western restaurant!”
After seeing Gui, Ji Song’s uncle said in surprise, “Hey, when did you start hiring people?”
“It’s not the servant, it’s Gui.” Gui said calmly, “Have you made up your mind? Then three servings of fried rice will be ready.”
Hunk A: “Who said fried rice is coming?”
Bunk B: “We’re not here to eat, let’s go!”
Hearing this, Yueyong on the side had already taken out the kunai and dealt with a few scumbags. Yueyong had repeated this kind of work many times.
But the next moment, Yueyong’s hand was tightly held by Jiang Cheng.
“you……”
Jiang Cheng didn’t say anything, just smiled.
Yueyong also put Kuwu away knowingly.
On the other side, Gui said again, “Then let’s have our recommended set meal, how about set B?”
“I’ll take care of your B package or the SMS package, don’t interrupt!” Jisong’s uncle was a little impatient, “I have something important to talk about with Jisong!”
“Then Jisongdian, please serve three fried rice.” Gui stretched out three fingers and said to Jisong.
“Why are you talking about fried rice again!!!”
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Just when Jisong turned around to prepare fried rice, Jiang Cheng finally finished eating, then took out his wallet from his body, took out the money and put it on the counter.
“The money is here~” With that said, Jiang Chengcheng was about to leave with Yueyong.
“You don’t need so much!” Jisong glanced at the money Jiang Cheng put in, “I’ll ask you for change.”
“No, it needs to be redecorated anyway.” Jiang Cheng pointed to the place where the bazooka had just been blasted, “The reason is also me, so the compensation should also be made by me.”
“You really caused trouble again!” Yueyong was a little speechless.
“Thank you then.” Jisong said that he was going to get the money, but his uncle took a step forward.
“It’s barely enough…” Jisong’s uncle counted the money in his hand, with a smirk on his face, and then he was about to put it into his arms.
“Put it down.” Jiang Cheng said calmly.
“Does it have anything to do with you?!” Ji Song’s uncle turned his head and cursed.
“This is my meal and compensation.” Jiang Cheng squinted and said with a smile, “It’s not you who made Chaos well and handed it to me~”
“You guy…”
“I only count three, if UU reading www.sonicmtl.com doesn’t put it down, it will really… kill you~” Jiang Cheng’s words seemed to have magic power, and they kept echoing in the ears of Uncle Jisong. In an instant, Ji Song’s younger brother-in-law felt like he was in a cold hell.
“Private Marseille!” Said, Ji Song’s uncle put the money back.
Watching Jisong collect the money, Jiang Chengcai finally walked out of the store.
“Brother, that guy…what’s the background?” asked the bastard next to him.
“How do I know?!” Jisong’s uncle replied, looking very resentful, “That eye and hair color look like a goddamn god! It’s the target we want to eradicate in the future! It’s our enemy!”
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“Is that guy your friend? He’s injured.” On the way, Yueyong casually reminded, Yueyong found the wound on Gui’s leg when she entered the store.
“Ah, I know.” Jiang Cheng replied casually.
“You know, just walked away like this? Isn’t that guy a fighter against foreigners? I saw the police all over the street looking for him.” Yueyong added.
“That level of injury is irrelevant to him.” Jiang Cheng replied casually.
“Why did you stop me from letting me get rid of those three scumbags,” Yueyong asked. “There’s no reason for that kind of scumbag to exist.”
“This is not Yoshihara, and…” Jiang Cheng glanced at Yue Yong in surprise and said slowly, “I always feel that those two people are somewhat similar… Just leave it to him.”
Looking at Yueyong, who was somewhat unclear, Jiang Cheng sighed, “Don’t think about it, go back quickly. The game is still waiting for me!”
“Do you still want to play?!”
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