Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 104

[Chapter 94: Is it a mistake to seek an encounter at a ramen restaurant?]

“Boss, you are still wandering outside so late, be careful to be killed by the barbarians.” Zongwu looked at Jiang Cheng who was swaying and reminded, “After all, those people are extremely disgusted with a god like you. ”

“I played the game so late before I knew it. I didn’t even leave dinner for me. I wondered if I could come out and find something to eat.” Jiang Cheng scratched his head and explained, and then looked at the crowd behind Zongwu. A member of the Shinsengumi who seems to be looking for something.

“It’s so late to come out for food. After all, it’s really leisurely.” Zongwu continued, “The rogues have been active recently, although the boss seems to be quite strong, be careful not to be caught by strange characters. Kill it, after all, beasts doze off too.”

“I see, then thank you for reminding me,” Jiang Cheng returned casually. “Then what are you doing now? Are you looking for something? Is it an estrus orangutan who got out of the cage?”

“Isn’t the orangutan in heat three hundred and sixty-five days a year?”

“That’s right, just feeding bananas doesn’t seem to work. Occasionally, you should change the taste of the orangutans, such as apples, etc., pay attention to nutritional balance, and usually take the orangutans out for a walk to maintain physical and mental health.” Jiang. Cheng shook his fingers and said earnestly, “Raising orangutans is very troublesome. I can’t do this kind of work anyway.”

“That makes sense~” Sogo said while writing down his notebook.

“Captain Okita, this is not the time to talk about this!” A member of the Shinsengumi frantically complained, “Shouldn’t we hurry up and search for that Gui’s whereabouts?”

“Don’t worry, that guy is injured and he won’t be able to run far. Search the surrounding area carefully for me.” Zong Wu waved his hand and said, then looked at Jiang Cheng again, “That’s it, the boss also wants to Pay attention to safety, otherwise I will be very sad if it hangs that day, after all, our [Shifang’s Horror Night] series has only just released the second episode.”

“It makes sense. If it really hangs in an inexplicable place, it will be very distressing. After all, there are so many games that have never been played~”

“If you see Katsura Kotaro, remember to send me a message.”

“Kui Xiaotaro?” Jiang Cheng shook his head, “I’ve never heard of such a name. If it’s a wig Xiaotaro, I know one.”

“That’s it, see you then.” After that, Sou Wu waved his hand and walked in the other direction.

…

“I can’t believe that there is such a store that is still open in the middle of the night,” Jiang Cheng said with emotion, looking at [Beidou Xinxuan] with the lights on, and then he opened the door and walked in.

But after entering, Jiang Chengcheng was stunned, and saw a long-haired man and Jisong shopkeeper staring with big eyes.

“Welcome~” Jisong noticed the visitor and greeted him quickly.

“I’m sorry to bother you, but I won’t say anything!” Jiang Cheng quickly backed out.

“Qiaodou sack! I think you have misunderstood something.” Jisong explained quickly.

…

“Ah, it’s so comfortable to feel full~” Jiang Cheng said with emotion after drinking the last sip of soup.

On the left side of Jiang Cheng, there are tall empty bowls. Roughly calculated, there should be dozens of bowls.

“Your appetite is really big~” Ji Song wiped the sweat on his forehead and smiled.

“Actually, it’s just a little more than ordinary people,” Jiang Cheng said, and took out his wallet from his arms to pay, “I won’t bother you when you’re full. Please send the invitation to Yoshihara during the wedding, and I will be on time. Participate in. The wedding dishes are best prepared with Chinese food, and the wine is preferably Chinese wine. I will prepare it if the gift is paid!”

With that said, Jiang Chengcheng was about to get up and leave.

“Did you listen to someone just now?” Jisong said angrily, “It’s not that kind of relationship!”

“I see,” Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, “Are you also afraid of worldly eyes? But I don’t think it matters! As a single woman, you have the right to pursue your own happiness! So! Don’t care about the rumors of others. ,

Be brave to pursue happiness!

”

“That’s right! I didn’t expect you to understand Jiang Cheng.” Gui on the side was moved.

“Scare!” Jiang Cheng looked at Gui who was beside him with some doubts, “When did you come here with the wig? Where did the long-haired man go?”

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!” Gui replied, then closed his eyes and said slowly, “I don’t know, maybe the timid man slipped away when I stepped into the door of this room, look at it this way. If you get up, not only Jisongdian, but even that man is a coward without courage. So, come on, Jisongdian.”

“You are the only one from the beginning to the end, okay!” Jisong said angrily, “You both have problems with your heads! What rude things are you thinking about! Really!”

“I see, I understand,” Jiang Cheng said with a nod, and then he hit Gui with an uppercut, “That cowardly man without courage is you! Take responsibility for me, you guy!”

“Enough for the two of you! Can you listen to people?”

“私密马赛，几松小姐，我对这种恋爱啊什么的不是很懂了，但是不用担心！”江成撇了一眼躺在地上吐着白沫的桂，“我会帮你揍到他愿意Announcing your relationship!”

With that said, Jiang Cheng squatted down, grabbed Gui’s clothes with one hand, and made a fist with the other hand, constantly greeting Gui’s face.

“Scumbag!”

Jiang Cheng spat and glanced at Gui, who had been beaten to the head and fainted by himself, then looked at Jisong again, “Miss Jisong, is this okay? Don’t worry, I’ll keep the lower body in my hands, it won’t affect it. between you…”

Just when Jisong was about to go into a rage, the sound of a police car rang outside the door, and the door was pushed open.

Sou Wu pushed open the door, “Excuse me, did you see any strange guy here? I wanted to take a look when I heard a sound here.”

Oops!

Ji Song looked at Gui Xin who fell to the ground and thought.

“Yo, Zongwu-jun, it’s only been a few minutes since we haven’t seen each other again~” Jiang Cheng looked at Zongwu and smiled and said, “Is Zongwu-jun specially here to protect me? I’m really touched. of!”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng really covered his face and wept.

“It’s really an adventure~” Zongwu said, and then looked at Gui, who was lying on his back beside Jiang Cheng, who was beaten by Jiang Cheng until his parents didn’t know him, “Hey, boss, this is not Yoshihara, don’t be here. It’s hard for me to kill someone in this place, even if I’m an acquaintance. If I catch you, I’ll definitely be caught out by Yoshihara, so don’t increase the workload for our police.”

It seemed that he had been fooled, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, from the first time he saw Gui, Jisong knew Gui’s identity: Katsura Kotaro, a fighter against foreigners.

After all, Gui’s wanted notices were posted all over the streets.

“At least use something like this.” Saying that, Zongwu took out a bazooka and handed it to Jiang Cheng, “Save time and effort.”

“Is it necessary to save him time?!” Jisong spat.

“This kind of thing is not very good. Using this in such a narrow place will easily trouble the store.” Jiang Cheng gestured the bazooka in his hand a few times, raised his head and said seriously.

Ji Song heard the sound and nodded.

“At least you need to use this kind of thing in an open place.” Jiang Cheng said again.

“No need! You don’t need something like that at all!” Jisong spit out, “You can’t use that kind of thing anywhere!”

“So, Miss Jisong, you are really too soft-hearted. Treating such a scumbag who is unwilling to declare a relationship is not worth your effort at all!” Jiang Cheng said loudly.

“Everyone said it wasn’t like that!”

“Could it be!” Jiang Cheng was shocked, then leaned over to Jisong and whispered, “I understand, I will keep a secret for you! Women are always empty, lonely and cold, I understand! But Next time, remember to turn off the lights in the house and lock the door! Don’t forget!”

Jisong calmly took the bazooka in Jiang Cheng’s hand and smiled at Jiang Cheng.

“Are you going to solve this scumbag yourself?” Jiang Cheng nodded with relief, and then said with emotion, “It seems that you have grown up too~”

“Die.” With that, Jisong pressed the switch at Jiang Cheng.

boom!

!

!

…

“Cough,” Jiang Cheng got up and wiped the ashes on his face, “Miss Jisong must have never played FPS games, so the accuracy is so bad. Next time I can lend you a few It’s a good introductory FPS game, practice hard, and the accuracy will definitely be much better than now! Whether it’s a scumbag’s stick or a ball, it can be solved with one shot!”

“Since there’s nothing to do here, I’ll go first.” Zongwu said.

“Hey? I’m still thinking of inviting Zongwu-jun to have a meal. After all, I’m still working hard this evening.” Jiang Cheng said quickly.

“No, we’re not as busy as you, boss.” Saying that, Zongwu turned around and was ready to leave, “By the way, lend me the FPS game for practicing accurate head next time. It’s best to practice moving targets, recently Hijikata-san has been hit less and less frequently.”

“Ah, no problem.” Jiang Chengbi made an OK gesture.

…

“So that’s what I said, I misunderstood.” Jiang Cheng sat down again and listened to Ji Song’s explanation under pressure, “I’m really sorry, after all, this guy has been a little unusual to his wife and widow since he was a child. I think. And if Miss Jisong doesn’t look at her face, she can get 80 points.”

“What do you mean if you don’t look at your face, you can get 80 points? Does it mean that my face looks ugly?! If I wear my face, will my score be lowered?!”

“How could it be! Miss Jisong, you are too unconfident!” Jiang Cheng retorted loudly, “Even if you add your face to fifty-nine points, don’t be discouraged! If you smile, you can reach the pass line! ”

“You guys are really annoying! Did you say that about women?!” Jisong said angrily.

“I apologize to Jisongdian for him. This guy has always been like this, and he doesn’t understand women’s feelings at all.” Gui sat down and sighed and said, “A bowl of soba noodles, trouble.”