Don’t Discriminate Against Species - 38. lemur

Hou Wei pushed the man leaning on her into the car, slammed the door and bent over and blew a kiss, with a sweet and beautiful smile. After the car drove away, she took out the makeup mirror from her bag, took a picture of her face, and cursed: “Damn, the soft rice egg has the face to engage in extramarital affairs, wasting my old lady’s makeup.”

After filling up the lipstick that was rubbed by the man, she took out the phone, pouted and took a selfie, and sent it to the circle of friends. She has big eyes and a small slap on her face. The pictures taken are very beautiful without the need for beauty. Not long after the photo was sent, many men came to praise her. She sneered, put the phone back in her handbag, lit a cigarette and leaned on the street light pole to spit out the fog.

When a young man in a white shirt walked in front of her, she let out a puff of smoke: “Sister is not interested in young chicks like you, stay away from me.”

Fu Li took out his work permit: “Hello, I am a staff member of the Cultivation Administration Bureau, please show me your identity certificate.”

After not hearing the five words of Cultivation Administration Bureau, Hou Wei was so scared that she did not hold the cigarette in her hand. She bit her red lips like flames, and said pitifully, “Big brother, I just slept with a few humans and didn’t smoke them. The essence and yang qi, this, this is not illegal, right?”

“This is your mutual consent, and we don’t care.” Zhang Ke walked out from behind, took out his work permit and shook it, “But you are suspected of defrauding human money, this will be ours.”

“They gave it to me voluntarily. How can it be considered a fraud.” Hou Wei blinked her big eyes, “Big Brother, please spare me this time.”

“Don’t come to this one. The vixen I met last time has a much better seduce method than you.” Zhang Ke took out a magic weapon and faced Hou Wei. If Hou Wei refused to cooperate, he could only take it away forcibly. .

Hou Wei saw that the three men refused to eat, and the smile on her face disappeared: “Those men are guilty of their own misdeeds, and they are still messing around outside when they are married. What if I lied to them! You heard that I lied to them. Money, just stop to trouble me, when those bitch men cheat, how come no one will punish them? Even without me, there will be other women. Can you control it?”

“Human affairs are not ours, we only care about the realm of comprehension.” Zhang Ke knew that Hou Wei had some truth, but there was no rule to behave. If all demons take the wrong reasons for human beings to do evil, then The entire cultivation world will be in chaos.

Today, this human littered and deserved to be killed; tomorrow, if the human speaks swearing, it does not matter if it is eaten. Later, it might become, and humans should be eaten.

“But according to human law, half of the money you cheated belongs to male human wives. Those male humans deserve to be cheated, but female humans are innocent.” Fu Li was not taken in by Hou Wei’s statement, “According to humans According to the law, it is illegal for that man to cheat during marriage, and it is also wrong for you to deceive money. If someone else does something wrong, it does not mean that you are right. These are two different things.”

Hou Wei was so speechless by Fu Li. After a long while, she took a cigarette and spit out the smoke in front of the three of them: “When my old lady came to the Central Plains, you were not born yet, so you think too. Catch me?”

Seeing that the three people’s cultivation is not higher than her own, Hou Wei looked at the moon in the sky and flicked the soot: “It’s better to take a step back. I will refund half of the money to the wives of those men, and you don’t want to arrest me and go to jail. ”

I heard that Yao Xiu would become a prototype when he was taken into the management office to perform labor, and she would absolutely not tolerate such a thing happening!

“Now that I know it’s not good to go to jail, what did I do before?” Zhang Ke said with an angry smile, “Fox, we do things according to the rules, not business.”

“You’re the fucking fox!” Hou Wei pointed to her beautiful big eyes, “Are you blind? You! The fox’s eyes are as big as mine, and as beautiful as mine?!”

Zhang Ke didn’t understand why Hou Wei suddenly broke out, and was frightened by her exposed appearance and took two steps back.

Then he heard a series of classic national curses, none of the words were repeated. Zhang Ke turned his head to see the beard clearly, and Qingmus pinched the Taoist fingertips, looking like a man of great dust. He instantly understood that quarreling this kind of thing is not counting on Qingshou.

Turning his head to look at Fu Li again, he didn’t expect the other party to hear it with gusto, and seemed to be very interested in these curse words.

“Brother Fu.” Zhang Ke pulled and pulled Fuli, “These are all swear words, don’t worry about it.”

“What she scolded was based on your anthropology?” Fu Li looked in admiration, “I didn’t expect your human creativity to be so powerful in terms of language.”

As a human, Zhang Ke has no pride in being praised.

“But she really is not a vixen.” Fu Li said, “I saw her original form in “Animal World”. She is called a lemur.”

Hearing the word lemur, Hou Wei, who was cursing others, seemed to be caught in her neck, staring at Fu Li in a daze.

As early as the early Tang Dynasty, I don’t know where the rumors came from, saying that their lemurs can bring bad luck to people, so some wealthy businessmen bought lemurs at high prices to discourage their competitors. In exchange for exquisite cloth and utensils, someone caught countless lemurs and went to the Central Plains. The journey is far away, and nine out of ten lemurs caught in cages will die. Even if they are lucky enough to reach the Central Plains, they will eventually be unable to escape a death word because of humans’ fear of them.

She was lucky, because Lingzhi had already been opened, so she survived the transportation. Later, she was bought by a wealthy businessman and thrown into the opponent’s yard. However, the hostess of the opponent’s house was a very kind woman, who did not dislike her for her ugly appearance, and did not believe the rumors outside, and took her in.

However, such a good woman died of her husband’s poisoning, just because her husband had an affair with other women, and she was afraid of the hostess’s maiden family and did not dare to reconcile, so she could only use this vicious method.

She didn’t understand why the couple who agreed to each other’s white heads changed their hearts so easily, and could even kill each other cruelly. Those pledges of love and love are all false?

That night, she was transformed by resentment and killed the grudged man.

She has lived for 1,500 years, and almost no one can see through her true form. Why does this person say her body in one mouthful? Hou Wei threw away her cigarette butt and looked at Fu Li warily, “Who are you and why can you see through my true shape?”

“You are not half my age. Why is it difficult to see through your body?” Fu Li looked at Hou Wei with loving eyes that cared for the younger generation. Let’s take a trip. Second, we’ll be taken away violently.”

“Senior.” Hou Wei stood up straight, and Chu Chu said pitifully: “I am a foreign monkey, and I still don’t understand the rules of the Central Plains cultivation world. Please forgive me this time. I will never do this kind of thing again. NS!”

Zhang Ke finally understood what it means to turn your face faster than turning a book. It was not like this when she screamed at someone just now.

“Although your breed does not belong to our country, but depending on your practice method, it is no different from our country, and you still commit crimes in our country.” Zhang Ke took out his mobile phone, took a photo of Hou Wei, and entered the photo. The office system checked, “Oh, I also took our country’s identity certificate. After staying on this land for more than a thousand years, you still don’t understand our rules?”

Hou Wei didn’t expect her lie to be exposed so quickly, she turned her head and saw many passers-by passing by behind her, her eyes rolled, and her heart suddenly came to mind. She took a deep breath, calmed her Dantian, opened her mouth and shouted: “Help, there is a gangster indecent!”

“Fuck, this woman is too shameless.” Zhang Ke was taken aback and turned to look around. When he saw that passers-by had no reaction at all, not only did he not breathe, but he became even more angry. “This is all. What kind of people, there is no response to the girl calling for help!”

“Sorry, I just built an enchantment. The people outside can’t see us or hear us.” Fu Li smiled innocently, and when he reached out his hand, Hou Wei became the original form. The big-eyed lemur, which is not very nice, came to Fu Li’s hands.

“Squeak.” The lemur struggled a few times, and finally slumped its four claws, lying motionless on the palm of Fu Li’s palm. Then he circled his tail little by little, covering his scary eyes.

“It’s pretty cute.” Fu Li turned to Zhang Ke and said, “Let’s go back.”

“Squeak?” The lemur’s tail moved down a little, and he looked at Fu Li timidly with his big eyes, as if he didn’t expect someone to praise her for her cuteness.

Hou Wei was taken to the management office. After investigation, she did not use Ecstasy illegally during her interactions with human men. The money was given voluntarily by human men. But Hou Wei’s behavior is suspected of damaging the relationship between human husbands and wives, so there are internal differences in sentencing.

When everyone was arguing, Fu left his mouth.

“Although Hou Wei’s behavior was wrong, I discovered during the investigation that it was not she who took the initiative to contact these men, but that these men had unruly thoughts towards Hou Wei and took the initiative to show their courtesy. From this perspective, Hou Wei did not take the initiative to contact her. It’s not an active mistake.” Fu Li took out the investigation data,” and Hou Wei said that she is willing to return the money to the partners of those men. If some of these partners want to divorce, she is willing to stand up and testify to prove that they are cheating. Of the men are at fault, allowing the victimized women to get more division of property when they divorce.”

“If the situation is true, I think Hou Wei’s sentencing standards can be lowered.” Xu Yuan snorted coldly, having no good feelings for the men who cheated. “Carefully calculated, Hou Wei’s situation is a gift, not a fraud.”

In the end, everyone came to the conclusion that Hou Wei returned all the money to the men’s partners, and after paying a fine, he could be exempted from jail, but he needed to go to the human community to volunteer for two years and get in touch with some ordinary human beings. .

Hou Wei’s case is just a very ordinary case for the management office. They will not only punish Hou Wei who made mistakes, but also give these men who cheated to get the retribution they deserve. As for the method, it is inside the management office. My little secret.

On the seventh day that Fu Li entered the management office, he suddenly went viral on the Internet.

It turned out to be the funny show that was deliberately scary. The clip of the elevator pretending to be ghosts was played. Among the few people who were scared and crying and making trouble, Fu Li was a clear stream. When the ghost jumped out, the first thought was not to be afraid, but to remind the other person not to jump in the elevator. Later interviews were also interesting. Without saying anything, they emphasized that there should be no trouble in the elevator. There is such a security in the hotel, it is too responsible and feels safe.

Of course, another important point is that the security guard is very handsome.

Soon some netizens discovered that the security guard was not only fearless when facing ghosts, but also saved the little girl who was harassed by the gangster and the python struck by thunder. The evidence is the screenshot of the little girl’s Weibo when she was looking for her benefactor, and the thank you Weibo from the Forestry Bureau.

Netizens who learned that the security guard was working in Yuanyue Hotel came to the hotel to inquire, and everyone knew that this handsome guy had resigned a week ago. Netizens are very disappointed and want to inquire about the whereabouts of the handsome guy, but they can’t find out how.

Some netizens felt that this must be some company’s internet celebrity hype routine, but they waited and waited, and did not wait until the handsome security guard came out to post on Weibo or accept an interview, and finally had to admit that this is really a brain circuit. The more weird security.

“Brother Fu, you are on fire.” Zhang Ke took the phone and walked to Fu Li. “Many cute girls on the Internet said that you are the most handsome security guard and want to help you have children. And Bai Fumei said that he wants to You raise it at home.”

“What kind of children? I have a species isolation from humans and cannot give birth to children.” Fu Li was doing a set of history test papers, and he didn’t look up when he heard Zhang Ke’s words. Now, that shameful face.”

“It doesn’t matter, there are more monsters raised by humans anyway. Not long ago I also encountered a few cats and monsters mixed together, who are more loyal than the shit shovel officer.” Zhang Ke smiled, “What are you. ”

Fu Li shook his head and sighed: “In the past, the demon world was ashamed of being a favorite of people. Now there is such a trend, and the world is going down.”

Zhang Wang laughed twice and put the phone away. He was afraid that if he didn’t put it away, he would become a bastard with a bad demon.

“Everyone is there?” Zhuang Qing came in with a portfolio. “The ten-year quantitative statistics of the cultivation world is about to begin. Everyone has worked hard recently to get this thing done as soon as possible. This time the statistics are more complicated than before. Some must be registered in accordance with the requirements of one standard and three realities.”

“Boss, one standard and three realities are not their human standards?” Chu Yu asked, “Why do we demon follow this standard?”

“Advancing with the times and strengthening the management of the realm of cultivation is our responsibility.” Zhuang Qing handed him the portfolio. “The evil monsters have appeared frequently recently, and even the mandrill hiding in the forest dared to make trouble in the city. This shows that What? This shows that our work is not yet in place.”

The evil demon lowered his head a bit on behalf of Song Yu.

Everyone knows that this is a solid matter, and no longer discuss whether to do it or not, but discuss who is responsible for what.

Zhuang Qing glanced at Fu Li, “Fu Li, come to the office with me.”

Fu Li put down his pen and got up to follow Zhuang Qing. After the two entered the office, Zhuang Qing clicked on a mobile phone text message: “You transferred this million to me?”

“Didn’t I borrow one million from you? Now I have money, of course I have to return it to you.” Since the human named Zhou Chan gave him a check, he is rich, although he is not enough. Buy a house in Kyoto.

“You…” Zhuang Qing was so suffocated by Fu Li that he didn’t care, “Do you know that it’s a million?!”

“I only paid you back if I knew it. If I only borrowed ten yuan, I might have forgotten it.” Fu Li gave Zhuang Qing a disgusted look, and he was not happy to pay the money. What’s wrong with that. He finally lined up at the bank and transferred the money from the check to his account and then returned it to him. He even lost his temper.

“Then do you know that the Hunyuan Pill you gave me is worth at least two million, and that rough diamond is of limitless value. Will you settle the account?” Zhuang Qing finally couldn’t help feeling depressed, low. Yelled, “You have lived for four thousand years, what do you think in your mind?!”

“What I borrowed is what I borrowed, and of course I have to pay it back.” Fu Li patted Zhuang Qing on the shoulder, “You are young, don’t be so short-tempered, what if you lose your cultivation base? I don’t feel sorry for me, you feel sorry for me. what?”

Zhuang Qing took a deep breath and patted the hand he put on her shoulder: “Okay, just treat me like a mouse and take care of my business.”

Fu Li whispered: “That’s not true, you are a dragon, and it has nothing to do with dog breeds.”

Trying to remind herself not to lose her temper, Zhuang Qing took two deep breaths: “Fu Li, many things that are worthless in your eyes are already rare treasures in this day and age. You are now the demon of my management office, so I will Can’t just watch you suffer, understand?”

Fu Li blinked: “Is the current cultivation world really so miserable?”

The things he ate as snacks and weeds are now rare items?

“There are many things you don’t know.” Zhuang Qing sighed, seeing Fu Li’s head down obediently, “I told you last time, don’t just watch the news broadcast.”

“No, I have been watching “Approach to Science” and “Animal World” recently.”

After a while, Zhuang Qing gritted his teeth and said: “Okay, you are happy.”

“Zhuang Qing, you are such a good dragon, I am having a good time now.” Fu Li smiled happily. Although this dragon has a bad temper, he has a very good heart.

Zhuang Qing: “Haha.”

“You…” Zhuang Qing’s voice suddenly fell. He turned his head and looked out the window, with a solemn expression: “It’s so monster.”

“It seems to have come from the East China Sea.” The East China Sea is so far away from Kyoto, and the demon energy can be passed through, which shows that this is a great demon with a profound cultivation base.

The two looked at each other and disappeared into the sky as a streamer.

On the east coast, the night has fallen, and huge monsters are looming in the dark sea water. The fishes are scattered and fleeing, and there is not even a bird in the sky.

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Fu Li: Repaying debts is justified!