Don’t Discriminate Against Species - 37. Back pot
“The taste of their dim sum is average, and the most classic is this spicy rabbit cubes, which is fragrant and tender.” Zhang Ke used his public chopsticks to put the rabbit head in his bowl for Fu Li. “Try it.”
On the left is the fat rabbit dim sum sent by Zhuang Qing, and on the right is the spicy rabbit dice from Zhang Ke. On the opposite side are a group of smiling future colleagues. Suddenly Fu Li remembered an allusion he had read in Chinese textbooks a few days ago, Hongmen Banquet. .
Xiang Wang dances his sword with the intention of Pei Gong. This is the old man giving the newcomer’s prestige?
He thought he was covering up well. Did everyone know that he was actually a rabbit spirit? Back then, he was less than five hundred years old, and he couldn’t even transform into a human form, because after hearing the stories told by the white monkey, he was a little curious about the things outside the mountain. Then one day I ran out for fun and encountered two very strange snakes. They not only had wings, but also two bodies under one head. When the strange snake found him, he not only laughed at him for being weak and ugly, but also opened his mouth and prepared to devour him. When he was still young, he was shivering with fright, and he couldn’t even hold back the urination. Later, if the king hadn’t come to rescue him, he might have been swallowed by a strange snake.
From then on, he felt sick as long as he saw something slippery. Later, he learned that this strange snake is called Fat Yi. Even if the white monkey said later that eating the meat of this kind of snake is good for the body, he just thinks about their ugly appearance, and he feels sick.
What’s wrong with rabbits and rabbits, as long as they practice hard, rabbits can also contribute to the world.
He pushed the bowl in front of him away, looking pitifully at everyone in the management department: “The rabbit is so cute, can I not eat it?”
It’s okay for you to eat. It’s okay for me to sit by and watch you eat. Why do I pick it up in my bowl and persuade me to eat it? He wasn’t the mallard, and he was able to deal with the clan.
“Although it looks cute, its meat is more delicious, and its fur is more beautiful.” Xu Yuan said, “Senior, don’t worry, these meats definitely don’t use excessive veterinary drugs. This shop is very particular about the ingredients, and these are all free-range. The style of running rabbit meat, the meat is absolutely tender and vigorous.”
She thought it was a renunciation, and said: “Although the rabbit is cute, its main economic effect is to eat, cut and peel.”
The cold sweat on Fu Li’s face was even worse, and his eyes became more aggrieved: “You people don’t like to eat people, why do you want to force rabbits to eat rabbits?”
“Huh?” Zhang Ke thought he had a hearing problem, and turned his head to look at Fu Li, looking foolish and silly. The others were not much better than him. They stretched out their chopsticks and felt that the rabbit meat in their mouths was burning with fire, and it was so spicy that their hearts throbbed.
Zhuang Qing threw the half-eaten fat rabbit snack into the trash can under the table, and casually picked up the cup and took a sip of tea.
“What happened to the rabbit?” Fu Li said with a straight face, “You look down on rabbits?”
“No, how could it be possible.” Xu Yuan threw her chopsticks. “Rabbits are cute and powerful. We all like rabbits.”
“Yeah, yeah, rabbits are so cute, how can you eat rabbits.” Zhang Ke, who recovered from the shock, threw his chopsticks, “There is a lobster shop next door, let’s go eat crayfish.”
A group of people changed their places and sat down, and Fu Li looked at the newly served lobster, feeling as if he understood something.
It must have been the last time I fought the acid and frightened them too hard, so these people deliberately frightened him. No wonder Zhang Shan said that if you behave too well, you will be jealous. He should pay attention to it in the future.
The people in the management office couldn’t imagine that Fu Li, with such a high value of force, turned out to be an old rabbit who had practiced for four thousand years. Rabbits have a short lifespan. Even if they are lucky enough to grow into a human form, their cultivation base is very low, like Fu Li…
Probably belongs to the mutant species in the rabbit demon.
After the lobster had eaten two pots of lobster, Zhang Ke’s daughter-in-law approached Fu Li like a daughter-in-law: “Senior, the former junior didn’t know that your body was… the majestic Yutu, so when I was arranging meals, I was offended. I apologize to you here.”
“Also, it’s not the majestic Mochizuki jade rabbit.” Fu Li put down the lobster pinched in his hand, and said with embarrassment, “From now on, everyone is a colleague. Just call my name.”
He stretched his hand for a distance, but it was more than 20 centimeters in length. He broke the jar and said, “I am actually such a big long-eared rabbit. Just when the King Hyena and the elder White Ape in the mountains went to the beach to fish, they met me. The lanugo hadn’t receded, and there was no protection from the elders, so I felt very pitiful, so he picked me up in the mountains and raised it.” Seeing everyone staring at him blankly again, Fu Li’s cheeks were a little red.
Hearing these words, Zhuang Qing remembered the kind little demon who was buried in the belly of Wuying Mountain, and disliked the Qinglong clan again.
“Benefactor, you are really amazing.” Chu Yu said with a look of admiration, “I have practiced for more than a thousand years, and my original form is only one finger long and two fingers wide.” Don’t say that the benefactor is a rabbit more than 20 centimeters long, even if the benefactor is Chu Yu also decided to worship the paramecium that could only be seen with a microscope.
When Chu Yu said this, everyone looked at Fu Li’s eyes even more admiration.
From the cultivation of an ordinary long-eared rabbit to the present, how much effort and sweat did it take to achieve such a high level of cultivation?
Real man of iron and blood, cow!
They worship the demon cultivators who are born and powerful, and the cultivation of humble animals into power is even more awe-inspiring!
“But the demon cultivators who raised seniors are really amazing. If I saw a fluffy little rabbit, I might take it home and get out of the pot…” Zhang Ke scratched the back of his head embarrassedly, and laughed.
Fu Li lowered his head and wiped, biting off the lobster’s head.
Zhang Ke swallowed, never mentioning eating rabbits again.
After the welcome banquet, everyone knew the original form of Fu Li. Especially the acid and the pseudonym of Song Yu, after learning what Fu Li’s body was, the whole demon collapsed. He is also an ancient fierce beast anyway, how could he be beaten by a rabbit and cry so much?
No, it should be said, how could a rabbit resist the instinctive fear of the big demon in his body and beat him like this?
The face of the ancient monster beast was completely lost by him. Fortunately, the ancient monster cultivator was either dead or hiding, and no one knew he was so embarrassed. Song Yu was relieved when he thought about it this way.
Nowadays, the story of the poor boy counterattack is not all popular among human beings. Fu Li is the protagonist of the poor boy in the demon world, so if he has the ability to slap him in the face, he can figure it out.
In front of the old staff, several newcomers were still a little unwilling to let go. Wei Cang was Zhang Ke’s younger brother. Although he started as a demon cultivator, he was still very popular among the younger brothers in the Qingxiao School, so after eating, Rubbing against Zhang Ke.
“Senior, this is my junior brother Wei Cang.” Zhang Ke deliberately let Wei Cang and Fu Li have a good relationship, and took the initiative to introduce Wei Cang to Fu Li, “I will ask you to take care of him in the future.”
“Didn’t you call me my name in the future? Senior’s name sounds strange and old-fashioned.” Fu Li’s temper is pretty easy to get along with, although he thinks these people in the management office are suspected of giving him a big feast, but who tells him to be open-minded. Don’t care about these juniors.
However, after seeing the original form of Wei Cang through the figure of Wei Cang, Fu Li was a little envious. It turned out to be a tiger.
It may be that he had seen Fu Li beating the acid and, so when Wei Cang saw Fu Li, he couldn’t help but feel awe. Without Zhang Ke teaching him, he respectfully called Fu Li “Brother Fu.”
Although from the outside, he was several years older than Fu Li.
“Brother Fu, it’s not very convenient to take a taxi here. I’ll drive you back.” Zhang Ke saw that Fu Li didn’t like to call him senior, so he called Fu Liwei wisely.
“No need.” Zhuang Qing walked over, “I am more familiar with where he lives, so I can send it to him.”
“Okay, boss.” Zhang Ke pulled Wei Cang back a few steps.
After Zhuang Qing left with Fu Li, he whispered to his junior brother Wei Cang: “I heard that dragons and tigers are not in harmony. We often fight dragons and tigers together. After entering the management office, you should remember to constrain. Don’t think the boss is under two thousand years old. The cultivation base is unfathomable. I have worked there for ten years, and I have never seen the boss lose in a fight.”
“Brother, you think too much.” Wei Cang looked in the direction where Fu Li and Zhuang Qing left, his eyes full of admiration, “The so-called dragon-tiger fight is actually fabricated by humans. It is really incompatible with the dragon clan. It’s actually a phoenix.”
“Isn’t the dragon and the phoenix prosperous?” Zhang Ke felt that his Three Views were a little broken.
“It doesn’t really matter what the truth is. You humans are happy. Anyway, I haven’t seen a phoenix since I was born, and maybe it’s already annihilated. Even if the dragon race has human beliefs, there are only a few dozen left. Head, what else to fight.” Wei Cang put his hands in his pockets, shrugged, his attitude was very casual, “This world has long belonged to humans.”
The past glory and glory of the Yaozu are just like those magnificent historical records in human history. It is better to look forward to the present, and then there will be new hope in the future.
Zhang Ke looked at his indifferent junior, and felt as if he had seen the hero’s twilight and the red face, with a faint sadness.
“Brother, what are you thinking about?” Wei Cang sighed, his eyes filled with the vicissitudes of life, “It doesn’t matter, anyway, Feng Shui turns around, just get used to it.”
Zhang Ke:?
As a human, he felt that his race seemed to be cursed.
Fu Li got into Zhuang Qing’s car and looked back and forth: “Is your car repaired?”
This question reminded Zhuang Qing of the low-level car accident not long ago, and her heart ached: “Yeah.”
“You are so generous for Long. It cost a lot of money to invite so many people to dinner at noon?” Fu Li fastened his seat belt.
“It’s okay.” He didn’t spend his money anyway, the money was to be reimbursed. This time, the management office recruited a demon who had practiced for four thousand years, as well as a great demon that was only recorded in ancient books. They were very happy, so they specially allocated a sum of money.
“I didn’t know your original shape before, so I was offended when ordering food.” Zhuang Qing observed the expression of Xia Fuli, “please don’t take it to heart.”
“It’s okay, I just don’t eat rabbit meat by myself. It doesn’t matter if you eat it.” Fu Li said, “For example, the king on the mountain top is a pig, but everyone also wants to eat pork.”
Suddenly there was a vivid picture in Zhuang Qing’s mind. A pig was roasting rabbit meat, a rabbit was eating pork, a monkey was eating roasted sparrows, and sparrows were eating fish on a branch. Four different creatures were sitting together. The atmosphere is friendly and harmonious.
Frightened by what he had made up in his brain, Zhuang Qing shook his head. He was crooked by Fu Li.
He had no chance to see the pomp of the Demon Realm thousands of years ago, but what is certain is that Fu Li should be living in a simple environment. Although he sometimes felt that Fu Li was a little dangerous inexplicably, the aura on the opponent’s body was very clean. This is a unique spiritual field that has no demon cultivators who have not been tainted by cause and effect, nor have they eaten people.
“Why go to the hotel?” Zhuang Qing hit the steering wheel, “Are you still going to work now?”
“I’ll hand in my resignation.” Fu Li took out a resignation letter from his jacket and bag. “Although Wang Daoyou has approved my resignation in advance, according to the rules, I have to submit this resignation to the Personnel Department.”
“You really follow the rules.”
Zhuang Qing didn’t comment on this. Now many demon cultivators can integrate into the human world, but demon cultivators who follow the rules to this point are really rare.
When the car arrived at the hotel, Zhuang Qing turned off the fire: “Go, I’ll wait for you in the car.”
If it hadn’t been for the diamond and Hunyuan Pill from Fuli, he would not bear to consume so much gasoline and be a free driver for a rabbit. It’s really short-handed and cannibalistic, and he eats and takes again, and he can’t get up enough.
Fu Lijiao resigned and ran into Zhangshan. Zhang Shan already knew that Fu Li had found a good job at a certain biological company, so when he saw Fu Li, he joked and asked him to treat him.
After a few jokes, Zhang Shan pulled Fu Li to the corner and whispered: “Little Fu, after I went back last night, I deliberately checked the Chimelong Biotechnology company. I didn’t expect this company to be quite powerful. The self-developed cosmeceuticals and cosmetics are popular with women, and it seems that they are still producing drugs. Anyway, it is a low-key and old company. It will not be a liar. You can go to work with peace of mind.”
A few days ago, Fu Li mentioned to Zhang Shan that he was admitted by Chimelong Technology Biological Company, but he still didn’t know whether he should go. Zhang Shan thought that Fu Li was worried that this was a scam company, so he went to check it out.
It’s no wonder that he thinks too much. There are too many scam companies under the name of science and technology. What if you encounter any messy organization?
Not to mention Zhang Shan, Fu Li didn’t know yet, it turned out that the management office actually had products on the market, which was really…pretending to be in place.
“Thank you.” Fu Li looked at the enthusiastic human being in front of him, patted him on the shoulder, “I will invite you to dinner when I have a holiday.”
“Good.” Zhang Shan happily backhanded away from his shoulders, “rest early and go to work in the new company tomorrow. You must have enough energy.”
“Hmm!” Fu Li nodded.
However, on the first day when he went to work in the management office, Fu Li didn’t do anything except to be familiar with the various formations inside. On the second day of work, Fu Li stayed with everyone in the large office area, listening to ghost stories in the world for a whole day. He didn’t understand why a group of people were so interested in ghost stories written by human authors.
On the third day, the old employees told their six newcomers about the staff rules and distributed a lot of office supplies. To the left of Fu Li’s office is Wei Cang, and to the right is Song Yu. There are many rooms inside the Changlong Biological Company. Because each cultivator has different habits and hobbies, everyone has an independent office. In the middle of each floor, there are public offices and meeting rooms. Those who like lively cultivators, usually They all like to stay in public offices.
If humans come in, they will only think that this is an ordinary biological company, and only the practitioners who have the work card of the management office can see it.
Countless buildings, luxurious spiral staircases, ancient paintings on the walls that have experienced the passage of time, and some seemingly ordinary potted plants in the corners, but in fact, they may talk and sing or even turn into vines, all attest to it. Unique.
The scenes in any mythological movie are clumsy and cheap compared to the real appearance of the management office.
When Fu Li went to see his grandson with the stick bones and drumsticks, his work had changed from making clothes to making dolls. The black and short dog paws were particularly flexible. He swished the doll’s feet. The eyes are glued.
He was very happy to see Fu Li coming. He pushed the big frame containing the doll aside, and wagged his black tail to the door: “Little Fu, you finally came to see me.” The magic circle on the door flickered. The things in Fu Li’s hand arrived in front of Sun Gou’er.
He lay down on his forelimbs, opened his mouth wide to bite off a stick bone, and raised his head to turn away and said, “I really didn’t introduce you to the city in vain. You have been locked up here for a few months, and only you have seen me.”
“Appearance is very important to human beings. You give the vixen a fake education, let her rely on these to trick humans into believing her on the Internet, buy the fake mask in her shop, and it turns out that they ruin their faces. “Fu Li lay on the door frame, and said to Sun Gou’er across the barrier, “When you are released from your sentence, don’t lie to others.”
“Don’t lie to me what to eat.” Sun Gou’er smashed the stick bone, the dog’s face was a bit cold, “Do humans deserve my kindness and kindness?”
“Being deceived is only to blame for their stupid brains!”
Sun Gou’er dropped this sentence, turned around and picked up the insulation box with his mouth. After lying farther, he used his butt to face Fu Li, and continued to gnaw the chicken legs and sticks. Sometimes the soup splashed on his face, and he didn’t forget to wipe it with his paw.
Fu Li walked out of the prison/jail area and met Zhuang Qing and Chu Yu on the way to the cafeteria, and Chu Yu hurriedly greeted him to go together.
“Brother Fu, what are you doing in the prison area? There is no aura, and the air is muddy.” Chu Yu asked curiously.
“I’m going to visit my fellow villagers.”
“Oh, that pastoral dog.” Chu Yu said, “I didn’t expect that the bad dog is also on your mountain.”
“It’s not Wuying Mountain.” Fu Li shook his head and explained, “The Wuying Mountain demon cultivator never deceives or does harm. Sun Qiye is the demon cultivator I encountered when I was awake.”
There are no monsters in the world that don’t deceive, Chu Yu glanced at Fu Li cautiously. I’m afraid Senior Fu Li didn’t know when they were lying.
After eating, the management office received a report from the enthusiastic demon, saying that there was a fox form to defraud human beings, and the amount involved may be as high as two million.
“Why is it a fox again?” Chu Yu hung up the phone, frowning, “This year the fox family has committed several cases, and the fake mask hasn’t come out last time. This is another fox who can’t wait to commit a crime.”
“Zhang Ke, this time you take Brother Fu and Qingxu on a trip, so that they can be familiar with the workflow.”
Dao Chief is responsible for catching monsters, and Brother Fu is responsible for fighting monsters, there is nothing wrong with it.
In the middle of the night, Fu Li looked at the demon cultivator who was pulling and pulling with a certain human, and turned to look at Zhang Ke: “This is a fox?”
I don’t know if the current cultivators have been influenced by TV dramas. When they see the demon cultivators who seduce humans, they think of the vixen.
This is obviously a lemur. According to the biological classification, he should be in the same family as monkeys, and it has nothing to do with other vixens.
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Fox Spirit: Have you seen too much Liao Zhai? Throw all pots to us.
Lemur: Although I am ugly, I am beautiful after being transformed~ [Here is a tip that does not mislead you: Lemurs are not our native animals in China, and their ancestry should be in Africa. This article is for the plot~]
Fu Li: Thank you for your big nutrient solution. I don’t want to pay for it. I can only wish you good luck~
Good night, see you tomorrow~
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