We Agreed On Experiencing Life, So Why Did You Immortals Become Real? - Chapter 487

Chapter 485: What did you do after becoming the Human Emperor?

“How many women have you had ambiguous relationships with?”

This question stumped the idle Jiang Li. He hesitated for a long time and couldn’t count how many people there were.

“They are all good girls. I don’t want to let them down. I will definitely give them a legitimate status in the end.” The idle Jiang Li looked sincere.

“…”

Jiang Li had the urge to pin down this scumbag and beat him up again.

“Tell me in detail how you met these women.”

“Then we have to start with Bai Xueling. This was the first ‘not recommended to give up’ task issued by the system. At that time, I thought that as long as I completed all the tasks, I would counterattack and become the number one person in Jiuzhou, so I planned not to give up any task…”

From the idle Jiang Li’s narration, Jiang Li could be said to have witnessed what a fancy adventure was.

Using miraculous weapon-refining techniques to attract a female weapon-refining genius, using fire-controlling techniques to attract a female alchemy genius, using lyrics from past lives to attract talented women, traveling to other worlds to conceal one’s identity as a cultivator, and using miraculous cultivation to attract women from other worlds…

Jiang Li had always given up on the “not recommended” quests after a quick glance, but he hadn’t expected the system to issue so many.

“Is this a counterattack system or a matchmaker system?”

Besides the quests issued by the system, there were also coincidences. For example, a female cultivator was afflicted with the “Hehuan Poison,” which the idle Jiang Li personally detoxified after defeating the enemy; a family forced a marriage, and a female cultivator hastily found a man to deal with, who turned out to be the idle Jiang Li; a martial arts competition to find a bride, where the idle Jiang Li, believing it was just a normal match, entered the fray, only to discover the truth after emerging victorious…

It’s no wonder that the idle Jiang Li couldn’t count them all; even Jiang Li, an onlooker, stopped counting halfway through.

It wasn’t just the sheer number of them; some were unclear whether they were just casual friendships or romantic relationships.

Is this grandson a human or a bulldozer?

“When I hold out until Commander Liu and the others arrive, and complete the final mission on the Path to Human Emperor, the system will reward me with a breakthrough to the Fusion Stage and the Tribulation Crossing Stage.”

Jiang Li understood. On the surface, the idle Jiang Li appeared omnipotent, possessing incredible combat talent, having defeated Yu Yin and Bai Hongtu, becoming the sole candidate for Human Emperor.

In reality, this was all the result of the accumulated system tasks and rewards. The system specifically nurtured the idle Jiang Li. For example, Bai Hongtu excelled in formations and swordsmanship, so the system gave him the ability to counter formations and maxed out his swordsmanship attributes. Yu Yin excelled in painting, so the system taught Jiang Li to use soul attacks to prevent her from fully utilizing her strengths.

And that’s not to mention the final test on the Path to Human Emperor: facing the attacks of the Qingtian Sect leader and the Wu Kingdom ruler, he didn’t need to comprehend the true meaning of the Tribulation Crossing Stage to break through the Tribulation Crossing Stage; he simply needed to hold out until Commander Liu and the others arrived, and the system would help him reach the Tribulation Crossing Stage.

The idle Jiang Li rarely faced difficult or desperate situations, and even less so, true combat.

Although the First Emperor was tyrannical, he had earned his position through hard work, having fought as many bloody battles as himself. If the First Emperor met the idle Jiang Li, the outcome would likely be one-sided.

“After I became the Human Emperor, I realized I had completed a comeback and became the true number one in Jiuzhou. In terms of combat power, Immortal Changcun couldn’t make a move, so I was the strongest. In terms of prestige, what other position could compare to that of the Human Emperor? In terms of marriage, I have had inexplicable relationships with many of the most beautiful female cultivators in Jiuzhou.”

“I suddenly felt that becoming the Human Emperor was great. My desire to ascend to immortality has faded a lot. After ascending, I have to start all over again and become an Earth Immortal, a Celestial Immortal, a Golden Immortal, and finally a Hunyuan Wuji Immortal.”

“I must ascend. I also want to have the same infinite lifespan as the Hunyuan Wuji Immortal and enjoy eternal freedom.”

“To be safe, I plan to reach the peak of the Mahayana stage before ascending. This will ensure my survival in the immortal world and allow me to spend more time with my fellow cultivators.”

“Then what did you do after becoming the Human Emperor?”

The idle Jiang Li said as a matter of course: “Of course it was to resist the attacks of the extraterritorial demons. I should have killed four or five extraterritorial demons. To be honest, after I killed those extraterritorial demons, the people I saved were so happy. It made me feel very accomplished.”

Jiang Li asked casually: “Resisting the extraterritorial demons, good, what else?”

The idle Jiang Li thought about it, confused: “Anything else? Nothing else. Isn’t the main job of the Human Emperors of all generations to resist the extraterritorial demons? I did the same as them.”

“If you really say what else you did, it’s nothing more than dealing with the internal conflicts in Jiuzhou. This is very easy for me. As long as I glare and emit the aura of the Mahayana period, the conflicting parties will reconcile on their own. You are stronger than me. Isn’t it just a matter of leaking a little breath? Doesn’t it feel great?”

The idle Jiang Li asked with a smile.

Jiang Li did not answer the question of the idle Jiang Li, and continued to ask: “Have you ever set up a Jiuzhou Protective Array or compiled a Jiuzhou map?”

“What is the Jiuzhou Protective Array?” The idle Jiang Li had no idea.

“When the extraterritorial demons suddenly attack Jiuzhou, this can hold them off for a quarter of an hour to half an hour.”

The idle Jiang Li was puzzled: “Why do you need to do this? I can just kill the extraterritorial demons when they come. Why bother with this?”

“Then have you ever thought about the fact that Tianji Tower has a monopoly on the Jiuzhou map? Many cultivators have to spend a lot of money to buy maps, which seriously hinders the communication between cultivators across regions.”

“I have thought about this. We also had mobile phone navigation in our previous life. After I traveled through time, I found that I couldn’t even afford a map. I thought about making a cheap and complete map so that I could be invincible in the future. But then I had an ambiguous relationship with a core female disciple of Tianji Tower. It was not convenient for me to tear my face with Tianji Tower, so the matter was left unresolved.”

“Spiritual Medicine Sect advocates refining cheap pills. How do you treat Spiritual Medicine Sect?”

The idle Jiang Li didn’t understand this question: “What does Spiritual Medicine Sect think have to do with me? It’s not like I can’t afford pills. Every year, Alchemy Peak gives me a lot of pills. I can’t use them all, and the extra ones will be given to the commander of the Human Emperor Palace.”

“How did you solve the problem of the Yin Yang Heavenly Seal enlightening the spiritual treasures of the world?”

“At that time, I thought that this would not work and would cause chaos in the world. Stability is the most important thing. So I let the Yin Yang Heavenly Seal erase the spiritual consciousness of the spiritual treasures. Of course, except for the immortal artifacts.”

“Did you let the Brahma Tower build a space channel between the major dynasties?”

“Ah? There is such a way? I haven’t thought about it.” The idle man Jiang Li scratched his head, thinking that the other party’s thinking was really active and he could not compare.

“I just asked the Brahma Tower to bring the women from other worlds who were related to me to Jiuzhou.”

Jiang Li asked with a fake smile: “So, dear comrade Jiang Li, what did you do after becoming the Human Emperor?”

(End of this chapter)