Universe’s Ultimate BOSS - Chapter 203

[Chapter 202 The Killer]

“Okay, since you want to be abused, then I will do it for you.”

Wang Hao stepped forward and took the Astronomical Stone in Guo Yunzi’s hand, then handed it to Xiaobai.

However, at this time, everyone was like a ghost, looking at the little white on Wang Hao’s shoulder, this rabbit actually spoke just now!

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You must know that in their cognition, monsters are monsters. Even those monsters with high level and high IQ have no case of speaking human words, unless it is the kind of holy beast that roams the universe, divine beast.

But now a rabbit that only has the combat power of a martial artist at most, actually speaks human words. Could it be that this rabbit is still the descendant of some divine beast!

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Le Xuan and the others jumped in their hearts, feeling that something bad was going to happen. If someone was interested in Xiaobai, wouldn’t this cause them unnecessary trouble!

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“What are you looking at? A bunch of country bumpkins, never seen a rogue rabbit!” Wang Hao gave everyone a contemptuous middle finger.

“Rogue Rabbit!?”

Everyone was instantly puzzled, what mythical beast is this!

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Xiaobai felt Wang Hao’s thoughts, and immediately shook his long ears, twisted his little butt, and waved his short hairy claws, “I am the super invincible hooligan rabbit in the universe, my mother said that I am very good, but I am a little yellow and a little violent… ”

Seeing this scene, the eyes of the girls in the audience flashed with a strong peach heart, it’s so cute, so cute, right!

Not only can he speak, but he can also sing and dance. It is simply the most ideal pet in their minds, especially this song is too rogue, as expected of a rogue rabbit, I really want one.

Le Xuan and the others turned black. Xiaobai really learned badly from following Wang Hao, and was actually singing Brother Huang.

After singing a few sentences, Xiaobai suddenly stopped. He felt the eyes of the group of girls looking at it, and there was a kind of meaning that he wanted to swallow it alive.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Bai jumped into Wang Hao’s clothes in fright, not daring to show his face.

This time, the group of girls became even more excited and quickly stepped forward to surround Wang Hao.

“This little handsome guy, how do you sell this rabbit!?”

“Little handsome guy, if you make a bid, my sister will definitely satisfy you.”

“If the little handsome guy can’t make an offer, then go to my sister’s house and

we will talk slowly.”

“…”

Wang Hao looked at the group of girls vigilantly, “If you don’t sell rabbits, you can’t even try to trick me, a pure and innocent boy, to go home and do shameful things.” As

soon as he finished speaking, a big sigh appeared in the girl’s heart. Slot, now I’m pretending to be pure. When I wrote the erotic poem just now, who was coquettish like an old driver?

Le Xuan glanced at Zhao Yiling, who was not far away, and immediately understood why Wang Hao suddenly pretended to be pure. Compared with these vulgar fans, such beautiful people as Zhao Yiling were his favorite.

“Cough, dear friends, it’s getting late, this little guy and I are going to fight each other, and when we have a fight, you can do whatever you like!” Guo Yunzi said aloud, unable to look down.

Seeing Guo Yunzi speak out, these girls didn’t dare to neglect and quickly backed away.

“Old man, hurry up, don’t waste my time.” Wang Hao said impatiently.

“The little guy is so rude, then the old man will give you a difficult test first.” Guo Yunzi snorted, and then said softly: “It will be the old man’s birthday in a few days, with… the old man’s first couplet is : Blessed as the East China Sea, the sea is vast, the old man, the longevity, the abundance of food and clothing, the delicious food, the third place, the Taiwan enjoys the prosperity and the wealth, the distinguished guests should have come early, it is logical and natural!”

Everyone present heard The pair all frowned in thought.

Seeing this, Guo Yunzi stroked his beard and laughed. This time he finally got his place back. Although he lost a bit in the first two rounds, there was absolutely no problem in this round.

“Old guy, this is the problem you’re talking about!?” Wang Hao pouted and said, “My second link is: Shoubi Nanshan, Shan is not old, the old man has a human face and a beast heart, a bad heart, a good tortoise bastard, he will eventually Death, there is no burial place, the foundation has not been hit, and it is too late to regret it.”

“You, you…” Guo Yunzi was furious, and this bastard dared to call him a tortoise bastard. Burial place.

“What are you, am I not neat!?” Wang Hao glanced at Guo Yunzi with a look of disgust.

Everyone’s eyelids flickered, and they really didn’t know what to say. The pair was really neat, which made them have the urge to applaud.

But if this is called, how will Guo Yunzi explain it?

Could it be true that Guo Yunzi is a tortoise bastard!

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“Grandpa, are you alright!?” Duoduo glared at Wang Hao, then supported Guo Yunzi with concern.

“Grandpa is all right!” Guo Yunzi shook his head, and then the next couplet came out: “The white, yellow, and yellow have not been taken off, but I don’t know how high the sky is!”

Wang Hao smiled coldly and played this with him, the old guy was still a little tender, “Turtle The shell has long been polished, so it is a cunning and cunning!”

Everyone present looked at Wang Hao with admiration, this guy really dared to say it!

The last couplet scolded Guo Yunzi as a tortoise bastard, and this couplet scolds Guo Yunzi for having lost his turtle shell, fuck, why is this guy so bad!

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Ling Xiao and the others covered their heads with their hands and felt a pain in their foreheads. They could actually be like Wang Hao against a pair. No one else!

Guo Yunzi hummed angrily and said, “Rice, liang, glutinous rice, wheat and millet, which of these bastards are gentlemen!”

Wang Hao didn’t want to reply, “Poetry and books have been changed in the spring and autumn, there are many scriptures, so why ask Laozi!”

Guo Yunzi: “Er ape cut In the wooden mountain, ask the little monkey how to cut the saw (sentence).”

Wang Hao: “When a horse sinks into the mud, see how the old beast hooves (question)?”

Guo Yunzi: “Cicadas don’t know snow, ants are successful, when will the villains retire ?

!”

Wang Hao: “Ants walk along the locust tree, octopuses shake trees, and fools claim to be their lords!”

Guo Yunzi: “filial brother, loyal, faithful, etiquette and honest (shameless)”

Wang Hao: “one, two, three, four, five, six, seven (Wang eight)”

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Watching both parties come I went, everyone present completely worshipped, it is absolutely rare in the world to be like this.

Guo Yunzi’s eyes changed when he looked at Wang Hao. It was amazing that this young man could scold him to such an extent. It seemed that he had to come up with some trump cards.

“Boy, this old man has a modern-style pair, how dare you try it!?” Guo Yunzi gave Wang Hao a provocative look.

Wang Hao curled his lips, “Let’s go!”

Guo Yunzi glared at Wang Hao, “Listen, old man Wu Neng jumped over the tower to give away his head!”

Wang Hao was stunned, “You are also playing ah!?”

Guo Yunzi smiled proudly: “Old man He

has always been at the forefront of fashion.”

Wang Hao gave Guo Yunzi a look of contempt, “Fashion is a fart, it looks like a piece of shit, listen carefully, Ben Shaowen can hang up and spray his teammates.”

The smile on Guo Yunzi’s face disappeared, and he became dignified. “I didn’t expect to meet a pit friend. Listening to the question, the old man can go alone and pick five.”

Wang Hao looked disgusted, “I can sit back and wait for six points to vote.

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“This young master can put a wall to block his teammates.”

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If this old man is quiet, he will not see anyone for a hundred years.”

“If this young man moves, he will send a thousand miles to the super god.

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Don’t look back.”

“Tailwind!”

“Counterwind!”

“I ask you how much trouble can you have.”

“Five people, four black and six points.”

“…” The

audience was completely dumbfounded, didn’t they agree that they were the right pair!

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But how the painting style of the old and the young has changed so fast, these are completely two pits, and who is more pitiful than anyone else, the forest is really big, and there are all kinds of birds.