Transcending the Nine Heavens - Chapter 2162

[Part 8 Chapter 380 Cheats for Picking Up Girls!]

These few people have been familiar with each other in the past few days, and there is nothing taboo about joking, that is, they dare to say anything.

Tan Tan yīn sullenly said, “Who am I to say, your kid is always behind that white sister every day, like an asshole, are you really tired?

” A

fair lady and gentleman is so arrogant, what do you know?”

Tan Tan cut his voice and said, “Why don’t I know, it’s you who don’t know, okay! If people have such a little meaning for you, that’s fine, but it’s a pity that they don’t know anything about you. I don’t care about you, you are obviously hot. But it’s still hot… tsk tsk… The thickness of your skin is a must, if you look at the world, except for my senior brother, you have to be counted.”

These few days Here, although Bai Shixuan follows the demon Ningning from time to time, the little girl’s purpose is very, very clear: it is to find the cultivation inheritance of the Fenghu clan, so why not make use of a good son like a certain prince.

Yao Ningning naturally agreed with a pat on the chest, but the problem is that the things that the little girl needs are quite high, and they are currently in the hands of the demon queen. This little girl makes it clear that she is self-confident and not familiar with the world, so she just doesn’t see the rabbit and doesn’t act like a hawk: Who will believe you when you speak the vernacular now?

Anyone with the title of “Prince” is really not very credible!

Therefore, Yao Ningning has been extremely melancholy these days, and she is really worried.

As long as you are with Bai Shixuan, and you can’t say a few words, the topic can turn to Fenghu inheritance. If you want to talk about romance or something, or tell a joke or something, this little girl is a cute girl who doesn’t understand at all. Cute is cute, but…

“Speaking of that day… Hahaha. It really made me laugh…” Yao Ningning.

“Well, it’s really funny, Brother Ningning, does the inheritance you mentioned before really exist? Does it really exist?” Bai Shixuan.

“Speaking of who…that guy is so interesting haha…that’s how it goes…” Yao Ningning.

“Well, it’s really interesting, Brother Ningning, can you describe to me what the inheritance looks like?” Bai Shixuan.

“And that matter, I really worked hard…” Yao Ningning.

“Well, it’s really hard work. Brother Ningning, that inheritance…” Bai Shixuan.

After several fights, Yao Ningning was completely powerless and defeated.

Almost every conversation is like this,

I have already complained to Tan Tan more than once: “Brother, tell me, you will judge. Is there such a thing as ‘it’s really hard work’?”

Yao Ningning looked helpless: “This girl’s ideological structure is just that. It’s completely different from ordinary women… Others should be laughing out of breath, she just blinked her big innocent eyes and asked about inheritance, I…”

Tan Tan and Chu Le’er disdain for this Yi Gu: The ones you tell are also called stories?

I’m too embarrassed to say a joke, if you don’t say anything else, just talk about your eloquence, I really can’t make it…

When someone has told a joke, the person who listened to it didn’t even laugh, and the result was that he had already laughed to the death before he even started talking about the main text

. Or tell a joke?

After taking another 10,000 steps, Bai Shixuan has been following Mo Qingwu.

Your so-called jokes, so-called stories, just heard from Chu Yang, it is estimated that thousands of people have already heard them.

Ears are calloused.

Most of them are repeated, and you still talk with gusto.

The little girl didn’t turn her back on you. It is estimated that the little girl is kind-hearted. Seeing that you are very tired, you can’t bear

it… Let’s take another 20,000 steps and say it… Compared with Chu Yang’s eloquence and experience… …

to put it mildly, it’s just a piece of shit!

Who is interested in listening?

Who is interested in listening?

!

It’s a pity that you still find it interesting, and you’re still in high spirits… not to mention the little girl, even the two of us can’t bear to listen to it… Occasionally listen to it, but also hold a kind of ‘It’s really interesting to watch the demon Ningning embarrassed ‘ mentality…

“Brother Tan, it’s really strange for you to say this…” Yao Ningning looked sad.

“Why is it weird?” Tan Tan rolled his eyes and bit the grass stalk with a look of boredom.

“You tell me… why is it so difficult to get a girl?” Yao Ningning was stunned, with a melancholy expression on his face: “It’s weird for me or him, I want a family background, a character and a personality, and a good appearance. Appearance, kung fu and kung fu, status and status, body and stature, demeanor and demeanor, temperament and temperament, how can it be…”

“Ouch…”

“Ouch…”

He wasn’t finished yet, Chu Le’er and Tan Tan were already vomiting together.

“You have to be narcissistic and narcissistic, you have to be shameless and shameless, you have to be thick-skinned and thick-skinned, and you have to…” Chu Le’er went on and on.

Yao Ningning’s face suddenly turned into bitter gourd: “I said, sister, you don’t need to hit me like this… No matter how I say it, I’m still a dǎng dǎng dǎng…”

Chu Le’er’s face turned cold. : “If you don’t say anything else, just say that you pretend to be a son of a bitch, and the little girl will definitely look down on you. You should think about it yourself. Is there a good person in the crown prince of Jiuzhong Tianque?”

Yao Ningning’s face was dark: ” Well… well… it seems… like, there are really no good people, no, I’m a good person!”

Le’er was happy, hehe said: “You are a good person, you are a good person, and you still take those people who are not good people. Classify yourself, you say you are not that, or that!”

Yao Ningning’s face turned darker: “I am really that, why didn’t I think of it, I am really that…”

Tan Tan Rarely said seriously: “Yao Ningning, let me tell you seriously, you can’t do this, you have to do it.”

Yao Ningning was shocked: “Brother, you are getting old soon. Hurry up and teach me… You are experienced, you are someone who has come here, my brother is all counting on you, please…”

Tan Tan tilted his neck and smiled, very proud: “That’s that, it’s easy to do with a little effort.”

Chu Le’er squinted and said: “Yo, do you have so much experience in talking about something about eldest brother? It seems that you have a lot of experience, then when I see Sister Danfeng, I will definitely tell her well, no wonder she is so determined to follow you. Well. So you are so experienced… I don’t know you have soaked hundreds of girls, right?”

“nǎinǎi, my little aunt nǎinǎi…” Tan Tan suddenly had a sullen expression, bowing, almost tears streaming down his face. Worse than bitter gourd, he bowed to Chu Le’er reverently: “nǎinǎi… I’ll call you nǎinǎi in the future, can’t you please take pity on my old bones, I really can’t stand the toss, so open your eyes and be a master. I’ll be…then what, let it go…”

Yao Ningning’s eyes widened: “Tan big brother, didn’t you say that you are the head of the family at home? What do you say? My sister-in-law never dared to answer. What? What are you doing… uu…”

Before he could finish speaking, Tan Tan covered his mouth: “You slaughtering piece of shit! So is he what our brothers said when we were together? , but isn’t your sister-in-law’s best friend here now… How can you talk nonsense like this? You want to kill me, don’t you? It’s not even a little bit enlightened?!”

Chu Le’er had already laughed awkwardly: “Oh, so it is, so it is, oh live it… oh live it…”

“It’s over, it’s completely over. …” Tan Tan’s face of the old society slumped and sighed.

The demon Ningning heard the words.

He persisted in asking: “You haven’t taught me what to do, you…”

Tan Tan said fiercely: “How to do it? It’s very simple! From now on, you will walk naked in broad daylight, You Qi dangling in front of Bai Shixuan. Impress her with your strengths and uniqueness, it will definitely work!”

“Besides this, don’t eat when you are eating, you eat shit in front of her! I believe she will love her. Fuck you! This is the secret recipe I taught you to pick up girls!”

Tan Tan Jiesli shouted.

Stand up and walk away.

your sister’s.

You expose my old bottom in front of Chu Le’er, Xie Danfeng’s hard-core best friend, and let me see that it will be dark and dark, but you still want me to teach you how to pick up girls?

How did you figure it out!

What a fucking brain teaser…

Tan Tan has already left.

The demon Ningning stared at her innocent eyes, not knowing why.

I really don’t understand, what was the sentence that made Big Brother Tan angry?

“This… take off your clothes and run naked… It doesn’t seem like a good idea…” Yao Ningning thought hard, and said to Chu Le’er: “As for eating shit, it’s too difficult… this , too heavy taste… Could it be that Bai Shixuan really likes it? Le’er, you two have a good relationship, do you like it yourself?”

Chu Le’er was out of breath when she saw the farce laughing in front of her, but when she heard this, she stood up. He got up and stomped on Yao Ningning, and said angrily, “You just like it!” He

turned his head and walked away angrily.

Yao Ningning scratched his head and murmured, “Is this something I don’t like? I don’t like it either…”

Not far away, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma looked up at the sky, as if there were so many things worth seeing in the sky , actually tilted his neck and didn’t move.

I saw the two people’s Adam’s apple moving, it seems like… It

seems that they don’t know what they are doing.

“Huh? What’s going on?” Chu Le’er exclaimed loudly as soon as she entered Chu Yang’s carriage.

When everyone heard the words, they rushed over to check, and now nothing is more important than the situation in front of a certain Hades.

In the carriage, Chu Yang was lying quietly as before, his face full of tranquility.

However, layers of mysterious white light are constantly emerging from his body.

This dense white light turned out to be the purest spiritual energy of heaven and earth. It was like layers of dense silk nets, covering Chu Yang’s body layer by layer, as if to completely cover up Chu Yang.

Everyone watched this astonishing scene, and they really couldn’t understand what happened.

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ps: “I was very depressed yesterday. After I posted the second chapter, I compiled a message group and sent it out: I am very depressed today, I want to drink, who are you free?

I was in Little Sheep… Then I took a taxi to Little Sheep, and UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com sat in the lobby and waited for someone.

Half an hour later, three comrades-in-arms came, two classmates, one friend, one old colleague, and two juniors; they arrived in a hurry, all of them were open-mouthed and spoke strangely.

“Who is depressed, how depressed? Let Ye Lele say it out…”

“Who is depressed, come out and learn to bark, and then don’t be depressed…”

My sister, Little Sheep’s waiter laughed and twitched…

Order the hot pot and start Eat, go wild all the way, drink until eight o’clock in the evening, another group of five or six people came over: I saw your message and learned that there is free hot pot to eat, everyone came after half of the drink… I was so

scared that I was not depressed immediately, hurry up Call the boss: change the wine, go to Erguotou.

The original Luzhou didn’t drink anymore, so many people were too expensive… The

bill was settled at 9:30, and it was less than 2,000 yuan. I felt distressed on the spot… I almost smoked it.

You can’t be depressed after being paralyzed… This is all a business of spending money…”