This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill - Chapter 679

[Chapter 658 “Listen to the System”]

Chapter 662 “Listen to the System” (Guarantee the first update, ask for a subscription, ask for a monthly ticket!)

Okay, since the other party helped him get rid of the suspicion and was no longer stalked by the people of Anbu, this song He will attend!

I saw Kirabi, who was standing on the stage, first appeared to be hip-hop a few times, but it was actually a batch of actions, and then pointed to Qingyu for a rap without accompaniment.

“Dangerous box of bliss, whoever opens the box will die!”

“Get away quickly, or die! Yeah!”

“But BOY, you have me to protect you, Yeah!”

“Little idiot—!”

“Fly, Fly like a butterfly—”

“Oh~ yeah! Oops, I bit my tongue, I almost burped…”

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After hearing these lyrics clearly, Qing Yu’s expression immediately became very exciting!

The rhythm is quite accurate, and it has its own flow, but the lyrics are too stupid… I

looked around and a few people were shouting and clapping their hands in a frenzy.

He suddenly began to wonder if there was something wrong with his aesthetics, why didn’t he enjoy it like these Oscar winners?

He really couldn’t play with this group of idiots. Forget it, forget it, after this song is finished, hurry up and find a chance to slip away, otherwise the ears will be ‘blind’.

But just when he thought of this and showed a constipated expression on his face, the dog system’s sassy operation came immediately.

Ding!

The special death mission has been released!

Mission Name: The Emperor of Rap!

Content description: After listening to a terrible concert, you are determined to teach the guy on stage a good lesson, and have a one-on-one battle!

(The first, and possibly the last, “Cloudy Hip Hop” officially begins!)

Mission requirements: Defeat Kirabi with rap

Mission time limit: ten minutes

Mission reward: Special takoyaki X1,

advanced skill card X1

Mission failure: The electric eel is attached to the body, and it will bring its own electric sound effect when speaking.

Note: The loudspeaker of the system can be activated at any time, and various beats can be selected.

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I am Nima!

Qing Yu wanted to scold and stop, and greeted all the relatives of the dog system in her heart.

Oh, almost forgot, the dog system is an orphan, it has no family!

Is this the time to stand on the stage and show off?

How aggrieved he must be when the stars burst down one by one in a while?

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Besides, he doesn’t know anything about rap either, but Jay Chou’s songs can be included.

Do you want to perform a shouting mic?

Give the big guy the whole life, a thunderbolt?

Qing Yu wanted to hit the wall with his head!

But when he thought that after the mission failed, he turned into a Canadian electric eel, and when he spoke, he had an electronic voice, and he felt a chill!

There is no mobile phone in this world, who will he charge?

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Just when he was extremely distressed, Kirabi’s performance finally ended.

“Yo, little idiot, are you intoxicated by the gorgeous rhythm of the uncle? Then, following this warm atmosphere, I will send you a song “Bi’s Idiot Brother” for everyone. Where are the cheers~”

“Oh oh oh~!”

Qing Yu, who was out of tune with the group of ‘actors’ around him, knew that he couldn’t drag it on any longer. The task time was only ten minutes, and he could sing at most two songs…

Madd, let’s do it!

“Wait a minute!”

“Huh? I see, you want an autograph, right? After the concert, I promise you will get an autograph from Uncle Bi, and enjoy the next performance now. For

the first time,

Qing Yu realized how frustrating it was to not be able to speak.

As a last resort, he could only make a big move.

I saw him suddenly jumped onto the stage, and then stretched out his hands in Bi’s direction, thumbs down!

“You don’t play rap like this, let’s watch my performance next!”

Battle Hymn, get up!

Through the loudspeaker of the dog system, a beautiful melody sounded in the entire Yunyin Village immediately.

Kirabi, who was pushed aside, was angry, but he was very excited when someone challenged him with rap.

As for these ‘dog-supporting audience’ under the stage, they were already dumbfounded.

It doesn’t matter if the guy who is dragged at random takes the lead, where is the accompaniment?

I looked left and right and didn’t find anything, but I listened carefully, it seemed to be so good.

At this moment, Qing Yu launched a dimensionality reduction attack on Kirabi with his moving voice of KTV Wolf Extermination!

“Children, do you have a lot of question marks?”

“Why, while others are reading comics, I’m learning [white fight] and talking to the stake.”

“Other people are playing games, but I’m leaning against the wall and carrying my ninjutsu on my back. C~”

“I said I wanted a big camera, but I turned into a handsome 007~”

“Why should you listen to the system, when you grow up, you will begin to understand this sentence.”

Stupid!

Kirabi is just stupid!

The body began to sway with the rhythm, and the head was very happy.

And the ‘dog care audience’ under the stage were also immersed in Qing Yu’s unusually down-to-earth lyrics.

Whose childhood was not spent in front of wooden stakes, other children may be playing carefree, but they have already begun to refine chakra, practice ninjutsu, and smash one stake after another.

Although I don’t know what 007 and the system mean, it is clear that Aoba’s lyrics have resonated with them.

Even with the spread of the dog system loudspeaker, more and more people stopped and began to accept this spiritual ‘baptism’.

“When I grew up, I began to understand why I ran faster than others and jumped higher than others~”

“In the future, everyone will practice ninjutsu written by me, and everyone will read books written by me~”

“The (dog) system’s hard work will not let you see it. The task of dying is in its heart~”

“When you have time, you can hammer the dog’s head as much as you can, and jump off the building together with your hands~”

“Listen to the system, it will die quickly like this~”

“If you want to be fast and strong, don’t give it a chance~”

Qing Yu’s adaptation of “Listen to the Words of the System” simply shocked my mother!

More and more people gathered here, and began to follow Aoba’s wiggling hands, swiping together.

It’s like a large-scale ‘shoe education’ scene.

At some point, even Kirabi jumped off the stage and stood at the front, wielding two knives in his hands, probably because there was no such thing as a light stick.

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At this moment, Qingyu is also completely singing, although his voice is not very good, and occasionally he will be out of tune, but this song is not difficult to sing.

In addition, he expressed his feelings, and injected sincere emotion into his singing, so the effect was extremely explosive!

He was so impressed with himself!

I almost burst into tears!

God knows that because of the dog system, he embarked on this road of no return, how much suffering he suffered, how many injuries he suffered, and how many tears of remorse he shed!

Here, he especially wants to say a word to the dear (dog) system.

(raises middle finger) Pick!

And what he got was an unexplained, enthusiastic, swishing middle finger response from the audience!

I don’t know what this means, but it’s over!

(End of this chapter)

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