The Greatest Showman - Chapter 1993

[One thousand nine hundred fifty-seven more than hilarious]

“Yes, Hugh Grant is a London accent, and he is a standard Oxford accent, but he graduated from ‘Oxford University’.”

Renly’s answer made Jimmy “Aha” and happily gave a seal applause “Finally right once.” Looking down at the card, “Say a holiday name.”

“Haukkah.” Renly said the first word that popped into his head, and Jimmy pouted. There was a quick laugh, but he wasn’t going to go any further, and then he asked, “The movie’s name?

” Looking at Renly, never expecting that Renly would name such a movie, Renly spread his hands and said as a matter of course, “Hey, this movie is very, very characteristic of the times, okay? I think, anyone Anyone can love this movie.”

Jimmy pursed his lips, “Fair enough. Uh…give me a verb ending in ‘ing’.”

“Oh, ‘F’…” Renly lipped, But this time, there was no sound, and he cut it off in time, holding back abruptly, and said to himself, “I can’t use this word, Renly, wake up, wake up!” However, the audience at the scene already understood it. The group burst into laughter; especially seeing Renly’s cute face talking to himself, he couldn’t help laughing.

Jimmy also reacted, “Jesus Christ, Renly, wake up, you are Renly Hall, what the hell happened to you today?”

“Who knows? Maybe I’m at odds with your aura, so I’ve been Being stupid, I think it’s more appropriate for me to stay away from this show in the future.” Renly said casually, and then regardless of Jimmy’s stiff smile and the burst of laughter at the scene, he thought about it for a moment, “Spin( Gyrating).”

The word also means “twist/fart/stock”.

Jimmy held back his laughter very, very hard, and the audience laughed until they had no strength. Even if they didn’t know what the story of Jimmy’s card was, Renly’s answer had already drawn a sense of the picture – blowing at the face The sense of picture makes the facial muscles completely stiff from laughing.

Jimmy glanced at Renly again, and Renly met Jimmy’s gaze calmly, “What? Do you want me to say something more common?”

“No, no, no, that’s fine, fine.” Jimmy Waves of hands, “A distance, like ten miles or five feet.”

“Ten miles or five feet? Do you mean choose one?” Renly demanded.

“No,

I’m just giving an example, you can give me a distance, any distance is fine.” Jimmy explained.

“Oh, so that’s it, then, 0.5 millimeters,” Renly said solemnly.

Quiet.

Quiet.

Jimmy laughed directly, and the audience applauded collectively: Such a brain circuit is indeed not understandable to ordinary people.

Jimmy laughed so hard that he couldn’t organize the language, and it took a while to calm himself down. “Give me a name for the country.”

“Ukraine.” Renly didn’t know why he chose this. Country, but that popped into my head—wait, was it because Edith went to Ukraine last week?

“An animal.” Jimmy didn’t ask, just continued to the next question.

“Badger,” Renly said again with an unpopular answer.

Jimmy tilted his head, “I can’t understand it.” But it’s normal not to understand, isn’t it?

“Favorite movie line.”

“Hufflepuff.” Renly explained that the badger was the emblem of the Hufflepuff House in “Harry Potter”, and then saw Jimmy’s unrequited look on his face. , Renly was back on track again, “Line, um, this city needs an enema!”

Jimmy’s face was full of difficulty/constipation/secrecy, and he couldn’t understand where this line came from.

Renly looked at Jimmy depressedly. “Jack Nicholson’s line in ‘Batman’?

” Said that line? God, are we watching the same movie?” Amid laughter, Jimmy went on to the next question, “Another body part.”

“A body part again? Wow, sensitive/sensitive parts. Need to jump over, then… little toe.” Renly gave an answer after muttering to himself.

Jimmy didn’t want to ask Renly now what was the first body part that popped into his mind, he shook his head and couldn’t help laughing, “Little toe? Where the hell did that come from? I think I’m at the moment. Middle-earth.” Jimmy cast his eyes at Renly and whispered, “When I’m at home, they call me that on purpose: little toe.” Renly moved closer

, “Oh, your handwriting. That’s too bad.”

“That’s a good one, and it was a great day,” Jimmy whispered.

The two exchanged a few words in whispers like this, and the entire audience was left to the side. The scene was happy for a while, but fortunately, Jimmy immediately responded, “Children’s songs?”

“‘Twinkle and sparkle’ .” Renly scratched his head.

Jimmy wrote seriously, while asking, “Is there any particular reason?”

“I’m not sure, maybe it’s because I overheard music in a toy store while passing Fifth Avenue today.”

“Oh. Adjective .” Jimmy nodded.

Renly pursed his lips, “Mind-Bending.”

Jimmy didn’t speak or respond, just shook his head gently and slowly, deliberately silent for a moment, and then raised his head to look at the audience, “What a very, very interesting gentleman, I think, I am now on the life of a hereditary nobleman. I don’t have much interest, and it always feels a little strange.”

Renly kept smiling, facing the audience, his face calm, and the above-mentioned attitude seemed to say: I don’t mind the image being broken.

In fact, for actors, the last thing they need is a fixed image, because this is the beginning of the restricted play. Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp are the most direct representatives; and Renly has been able to perform in the performance so far. Many breakthroughs have been made in this regard because the characters in the film have never been bound by the rules, otherwise, Renly would not be the current Renly.

So, even if the gentleman image was broken, Renly wouldn’t care.

Jimmy can already foresee the next “tableware” now, and he can’t stop smiling, “I tell you, this is all the game content, that’s it.”

Renly didn’t say much, “Oh, so, Is the show over here? Can I leave? Thank you very much for inviting me to be a guest.”

Jimmy said quickly, “No no no, the excitement has just begun, let’s prepare now, equip the teleprompter, Then it’s time to act.” Jimmy couldn’t help but start scratching his head. “Actually, I’m a little bit regretful now, Renly-Hall, I’m actually going to act with Renly? God, this is a dream come true! But if My performance is so bad, what should I do?”

“Then we’ve achieved our goal,” Renly said—it’s a talk show, entertainment is the main thing, and laughs and surprises are the real highlights.

The live recording was cut off again, and it entered the commercial time for the second time, and then Jimmy handed the card to the live staff, turned to look at Renly, “Do you need to recite the lines? Or do you need to familiarize yourself with the script? ”

Yes, I need it.” Renly nodded in the affirmative with a very serious nod, and then saw Jimmy’s horrified look on his face.

Ren Li didn’t explain it, and looked away with a Shi Shiran expression.

Jimmy wasn’t sure, “Renly, wait, you’re joking, right?” Even though this was not recorded, the audience saw it with their own eyes, and the laughter broke out again.

Improv comedy, which is also part of the basic acting class. Renly and Jimmy are both seasoned old fritters. Naturally, they will not worry. In less than five minutes, they are ready.

In order to allow the audience to better enter the situation and feel the charm of the sitcom, the two came to the studio next door. A temporary scene has been set up here. After all the audience are seated, the program recording can resume.

Renly and Jimmy sat on both sides of an interrogation table, simulating the scene of the interrogation room in the police station.

“Start shooting!”

On the talk show scene, Renly crossed/crossed to the movie set in an instant.

Renly remained standing and tapped on the table, “Hey! I’m Sheriff Nagini.” The first sentence made the entire audience burst into laughter. A name can create such an effect, and it is estimated that only Renly’s The brain hole can be done, “What’s your name?”

Jimmy took off his hat T and said sternly, “Professor Javier.” Very good, when “Harry Potter” meets “X-Men” It was officially staged.

Patience, patience, but Jimmy still couldn’t hold back, he just laughed, and even the corners of Renly’s mouth rose – a smile is contagious.

Renly took a seat across from Jimmy. “You were brought here today on suspicion of second-degree robbery.”

Jimmy blinked. “Crumbs!” But what about that interjection? It’s not quite right, so that he has to hold back his laughter very hard.

“Exactly!” Renly also paused for a moment, the corners of his mouth rising, making him also on the verge of breaking the power – it’s not that his concentration is too bad, it’s a comedy that needs to be relaxed and enjoyed, isn’t it?

Why so serious?

Therefore, Renly did not deliberately restrain himself, “Four thousand two hundred and twenty-nine artichokes! Stolen from Macy’s!”

Hahahaha!

The audience went crazy with laughter, especially when Renly said the number “4229” with a big tongue, as if he was trying his best to hold back the urge to laugh, it was even more funny, Jimmy had already laughed directly, On the table, hiding the embarrassment of his complete laughter.

“Also, the crime scene is all your ass/stump/egg/mark.” The line was finished, but Jimmy didn’t speak, and Renly didn’t continue to speak, because the two were on the edge of the laugh, and Renly was tight. He pursed the corners of his mouth tightly, but the problem was that once the gate of laughter was opened, holding back laughter was really not an easy task.

What’s more, there were 300 spectators and 50 staff members laughing together, just like canned laughter in a sitcom, contagious/sexy/full.

Jimmy is clenching his teeth: hold on, hold on, he has endured to the extreme, and if he relaxes a little, he might just burst into laughter, especially when he sees his next line on the teleprompter. The hunch was even more uncontrollable.

[End of this Chapter]