The Fine Food Broadcaster - Chapter 1890

[Chapter 1701 I seriously doubt that he used to be a decorator]

It is absolutely no trivial matter for the gods to perform surgery.

Skywalker, Silver Surfer, Red Shift and others were all vigilant by the side, afraid that Ye Fei would take advantage of the chance of surgery to give the gods a few blows.

In fact, they think too much, even if Ye Fei has the heart, he does not have the ability.

The reason why Jialan can become a god is not to mention that he is undergoing surgery, even if he only has one cell left, it is not accessible to ordinary people unless he is willing.

Ye Fei cut open Jialan’s abdomen and searched for a long time to find the place to start. As a result, Ye Fei was a little bit hurt when he cut it with one stroke.

The stone was found, but he couldn’t get it out because it was too big.

He stretched out his hand and tried to take out the smallest piece, but in the end he was so tired that he blushed and his neck was thick and did not move. In his opinion, even this smallest piece was estimated to be more than a hundred kilograms. It just changed with Jialan’s body. Small and shrunk, this thing is compressed and denser.

In the end, he had no choice but to call Skywalker over.

“Help me, move this pile of stones out.” Ye Fei said, pointing to the pile of stones in Jialan’s stomach that looked like a mountain.

Skywalker: “…”

This guy really wants to kill Ye Fei directly, your sister, don’t you think of me as a coolie?

Although he was very angry in his heart, he couldn’t show it on the surface, after all, this was also serving Jialan.

So Skywalker waved his hand, and countless stones rose from Jialan’s stomach, and then fell lightly on the ground next to him.

“Has the stone been taken out?” asked Jialan lying on the bed.

Ye Fei snorted and said, “I’ll see if I’ve cleaned it out. You lie down and don’t move, uh~~ You have some problems with your stomach, no wonder you roll over the painful part of your stomach.”

“… ….what is the problem?”

Jialan is depressed, he has never had these messy problems before, why are they all popping up today?

It doesn’t make sense.

Ye Fei pointed at Jialan’s stomach and said, “It’s ulcerated, and it’s a very serious one. If it goes on like this, the stomach will be perforated.

Oh, I don’t know where your stomach should be, but the one above it. The space is a bit large, and I have to consider that there may be signs of gastric ptosis.”

Jialan said again: “…”

I’ll go, did I make a mistake?

Let you say this, I don’t seem to have anything good in my stomach.

“Are you sure?”

“It’s all in front of you, what’s still uncertain, my preliminary judgment is still related to your diet. Although you can digest some things that ordinary people can’t digest, you have paid some price. ”

Impossible! I have long been used to feeding on the planet, and my stomach has long been used to these things. How could there be such small problems as ulcers and perforations?”

“Some problems are not what you think they are. What kind of thing, I know that you do have this ability, but if you are not careful, whether it is a human or a god, there will always be omissions, and besides, this disease is a long-term accumulation of time, even including your stomach prolapse, To us ordinary people, a planet is boundless and boundless. Even if you can swallow it, I guess it is not as light and light as it appears on the surface, and a planet whose weight cannot be estimated enters your body. Stomach, how strong do you think your stomach is to bear the weight of a planet?”

“…”

“It seems to make sense.”

“It doesn’t seem, it makes sense, I can only say this Fortunately, it’s your Lord God, if you were someone like Skywalker or Redshift, you would have died long ago.”

“You…”

Skywalker, who was on the side, almost beat Ye Fei, your sister, can you stop talking about me all the time?

I don’t swallow stars, and I never eat well, okay?

“Haha, they don’t need to eat anything.” Jialan laughed.

That’s right, this guy was amused by Ye Fei’s words.

“I don’t eat anything in normal times. I don’t have the so-called internal organs. It only appears when I transform into a specific form, just like now, but I didn’t expect to have kidney stones, stomach ulcers, and stomach ptosis. , how to treat?” Xingxingjialan said depressedly.

He is really depressed, what kind of thing do you think this is?

You must know that it will not be transformed into a specific form, and it will cause so many small problems. It hurts.

Ye Fei said: “There is a very powerful person in our place who discovered a law called the law of energy conservation, that is to say, how much energy you eat, these energy will not disappear for no reason, it may act on you body, or it is transferred to other people or things through you. All in all, its inhalation and output are the same. You have eaten so many planets, and after so many planets have been converted into energy, some of them are used by you, and some are used by you. It will stay in your body and act on your internal organs and torso, and when your internal organs cannot withstand these energies, lesions will appear.”

“You seem to have a point.” Jialan thought for a while, Said: “Then how should I improve?”

Ye Fei pointed to Jialan’s belly and said, “I have already said, improve your eating habits, in your current form, you can completely absorb what you want from ordinary food. The energy you need, I also believe that after you transform into a real swallowing star, these energies can also provide you with enough help, and you don’t need to look for planets everywhere to eat, you are actually there in our place, and you don’t eat every day , look around for some weird things to eat, mud, glass, sponge, and nails or wood. Say, wow, this person is so stupid, and people like you have a name in our place, called pica.”

“…”

“Don’t stare, I’m serious, hey, hey, don’t do it, I’m explaining your condition to you.”

“If it wasn’t for the face that you saved me once, I would definitely kill you right now. I’ll kill you with my own hands.” Jialan said fiercely.

Grandma, you are an idiot, can you speak?

Don’t think that you can speak openly in front of me after you save me once. Anyway, I’m also a god, can you give me some face?

“Is there any way to treat pica?” Jialan asked after stopping for a while.

Ye Fei smiled and said, “If it’s someone else’s disease, there may be no good way to treat it, but you are lucky to meet me.”

“What do you mean?”

“I can cure it. After I sew the wound for you, I will give it to you. You cook a few dishes and try it. If you think it is not delicious, you can still eat your planet in the future. If you think it is not bad, I hope you can slowly correct your eating habits. After all, this is for the sake of Hello.”

“…Okay, but first, if you lie to me, I will erase you and the universe you are in.”

Ye Fei: “…”

Mad, this guy really isn’t a good bird, if he turns his face, he turns his face.

“By the way, there is one more thing you must pay attention to. In the future, try to change your temper as much as possible. Don’t kill people, eat planets, and they haven’t offended you. To become a Buddha, the sea of suffering is boundless and there is no turning back…”

“Who am I a Buddha?”

“…Mr. Tathagata, it’s okay, I won’t talk to you so much. As a doctor, I want to do it. The matter is over, and then my identity will be changed to a chef, which is the chef you said. If you can eat the food I make, it will be an honor. If you are not used to it, treat me like I have never been here. , What, do you have needles and threads? Your wound is a little big, I will sew it for you, and your kidney, please take it easy in the future, if you keep doing it like this, it is estimated that you will not be able to use it for a while. ”

“…”

Jialan swears, he really wants to kill the guy in front of him who has never stopped talking like a long-tongued woman since he started to operate on himself, buzzing like a fly Om, so annoying.

“I don’t need needles and threads, I can heal myself.”

As he spoke, he saw Jialan’s two big claws directly touching the flesh on both sides of his wound, and then Ye Fei saw a very miraculous thing.

I saw that the wound started to heal at a speed that the naked eye could see, but it was only an instant, the wound was completely gone, and Jialan’s body was no different from before the operation.

“Uh~~ It really saves materials, what, I think you healed too quickly.” Ye Fei rubbed his hands beside him, and said with a tangled face.

Jialan got off the bed, not understanding what Ye Fei meant.

“Why do you say that?”

Ye Fei pointed at Jialan’s belly, and then weakly said: “I forgot my knife inside.”

Jialan: “…”

“Ye Fei!!! Are you doing this on purpose?!!!” The

elf gods were waiting outside when they suddenly heard a furious voice coming from inside, and they immediately panicked.

“What’s the matter? Has the fight started?” Zaya asked nervously.

Darkseid glared at him and said, “Can you think of something better? Is God Ye who is so easy to deal with others?”

Bingo frowned and said, “Wouldn’t it be Ye God who would deal with others now?

, but whether Jialan will do something with Ye Shen, the voice just now was obviously called by Jialan, and only his voice can penetrate this kind of soundproof room, and the voice is full of rage, what is Ye Shen doing to him? already?”

The elf god also frowned and thought for a while. He really couldn’t understand what was going on inside. It was quiet just now. Why did Jialan suddenly go crazy?

Could it be that Ye Fei didn’t take out the stone for him?

“Prepare for battle, wait and see what changes, respond to all changes with the same, and respond to all changes with ten thousand changes.”

Bang!

As soon as the Elf God finished speaking, he saw that the door of the room was smashed directly from the inside, and then Ye Fei ran out like a rabbit, in a hurry as if a dog was chasing him behind him.

There is no dog behind Ye Fei, there is Jialan.

Jialan strode out from the inside, shouting: “You stop for me!”

Ye

Fei shook his head decisively, and muttered: “The ghost stops, whoever stops is a fool.”

In the middle of the crowd, he knew that he was not Jialan’s opponent, but he still had to do it, because he couldn’t let Ye Fei make a mistake.

“God Jialan, why is this? Ye Fei, as a healer, saved you, why are you still chasing him?” the elf god asked.

Jialan glanced at the elf god, then stared at Ye Fei who was behind the elf god, pointed at Ye Fei and said angrily: “You ask him!” The

elf god looked back at Ye Fei.

Ye Fei was a little embarrassed and said, “Well, after the operation, he forgot the scalpel in his stomach. It was probably in the kidney.”

Elf God: “…”

Bingo and Darkseid and Zha Aya was all speechless.

Brother, are you really a doctor?

Your surgery is too unreliable, right?

There are still several stones in the stomach of this thing. It is a knife. If it is forgotten in the kidney, it will kill people.

“this…….”

The elf god doesn’t know what to say, he doesn’t even know how to persuade him, how can you tell me how to protect you?

Why don’t you just forget yourself in his belly?

Just when the Elf God and the others felt a headache, they saw that Jialan directly inserted a paw on his stomach, and then pulled out, a knife was pulled out from his stomach, and the wound on his stomach appeared. A blue light disappeared instantly.

Jialan looked at the knife in his hand and said: “This is a very extraordinary knife, although I don’t know what material it is made of, but I like it very much.”

Ye Fei hurriedly said: “Wait a minute, you can also like it .

No, I’ll use this knife to cook for you later.”

Jia Lan: “…”

Elf God and Silver Surfer: “…”

I’ll wipe Ah, Ye Fei, are you sure what you said is true?

You just used this knife to perform an operation on someone, and then you use this knife to cook for someone, can you be any more disgusting?

Jialan stood there dumbfoundedly watching Ye Fei for a long time, and finally threw the knife directly to him, saying: “I have a knife, a killing knife, I can cook, you can’t use this knife, I have a cleanliness addiction. ”

Ye Fei: “……”

This time it was Ye Fei who was speechless. He looked at Jialan carefully, up and down, back and forth, this girl doesn’t look like a person with cleanliness, big brother, You even eat stones and mud, but you told me that you have a cleanliness addiction?

You’re a clean freak!

Seeing Ye Fei’s constipated look, Jialan laughed and said, “That’s the same sentence, if the food I make makes me like it, I can say anything, but if I can’t swallow it, I’m sorry, you guys today No one can get away, don’t think that if you help me cure the kidney stone, I will let you go.”

After speaking, Jialan said to Silver Surfer: “Take him to the kitchen.”

Ye Fei said again: “… ..”

This guy is completely dumbfounded. He didn’t expect a guy who eats planets for a living with a few generals who don’t need to eat anything to live in a kitchen. Big brother, you guys who don’t eat human fireworks. Are you serious?

The Silver Surfer stepped on the surfboard and came over, and waved at Ye Fei with a serious face, and said, “Come with me.”

Ye Fei snorted, he really wanted to see what the kitchen of Jialan was like. .

After just walking a few steps, he stopped again, looked at the elf gods, and said to Jialan, “You must ensure the safety of my friends.”

Jialan snorted and said, “They cost me a lot of money. Three generals!”

“Damn it, you killed it all by yourself, okay?”

“…Go and go.”

Jia Lan waved her hand directly, and quickly let Ye Fei go away, he is still It hurts so much because of this, I didn’t expect Ye Fei to retort again, knowing that he wouldn’t mention this.

After getting Jialan’s promise, Ye Fei and Silver Surfer left the main hall and walked to the right, crossed a corridor and then turned left, and saw another palace.

The Silver Surfer pointed to the palace and said, “The kitchen.”

Ye Fei said again, “…”

Nima, this is the kitchen?

Brother die, is this the palace?

That’s right, the palace in front of Ye Fei was definitely more luxurious than the Golden Han Palace he had ever seen.

Ye Fei walked forward slowly, and the Silver Shadow Man followed behind.

“Thank you.” Silver Shadow said suddenly.

Ye Fei was stunned for a moment, then smiled: “I can help you so much.”

“Enough.”

“You’re welcome, go see her when you get to Earth.”

“I will, you are a different person, I hope you can escape today’s disaster.”

“Should be able to, by the way, can you tell me what kind of flavor Jialan likes? Which one is sweet, sour, bitter, salty?”

” ……I don’t know, what is the taste of sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty? I have never eaten a bite, and I don’t know what the taste is.”

Ye Fei waved his hand helplessly, he knew to ask this guy about Jialan’s hobbies It’s just playing the piano to the cow, even if this guy knows, he probably won’t say it, so let’s do it as usual.

Pushing open the gate of the palace, Ye Fei was directly at the door. He knew that this palace-style kitchen was very luxurious, but he didn’t expect it to be so luxurious.

The whole room is filled with colorful lights, and almost every point is inlaid with huge gems of different colors, reflecting each other, and the light will last forever.

Around the palace there are various decorations, each of which is sparkling, and there are also some green evergreen trees, with lush branches and leaves, full of life.

In the middle is a huge table made of unknown material, but there is nothing on the table.

There are so many things in the entire palace, although it is not a lot, but each of them is definitely a real treasure, and it is absolutely a rare treasure if you take it out. sky-high price.

“Uh~ This is the kitchen?” Ye Fei looked around the so-called kitchen again and asked.

Yin Yingxia said: “It should be counted, this is designed and decorated by the Jialan God himself, but it has never been used since the decoration. The gods don’t need to eat ordinary meals, and the few of us don’t need to eat.”

“Then you get a kitchen .

What are you doing?”

Yin Yingxia glanced at Ye Fei, UU reading www.

sonicmtl.com then looked at the palace-style kitchen again, and said leisurely: “It’s beautiful.”

Ye Fei: “…”

“God Jialan said this. He said that a family must have a kitchen, a bathroom, a bedroom and a balcony. Only then can it be considered complete.”

“…And the living room and dining room.”

“Yes, yes .

, That’s what the Jalan God said, huh~ how do you know?”

“Nonsense, we are all designed like this, I seriously doubt that the home planet of the Jalan God is the earth, maybe he used to be a decoration designer. ”

…I don’t understand what you’re talking about, you can do it for him, I’ll watch it outside, call me when you’re done, and I’ll bring it over, oh, yes, you’re going to do it What?”

“What are you doing?”

Ye Fei smiled, then took off the backpack on his body……

[End of this Chapter]