The Fine Food Broadcaster - Chapter 1886
[Chapter 1697 Which 2 words?]
The scene in front of him really made everyone look dumbfounded.
No one expected Ye Fei to be so sturdy.
That is Jialan’s pet, and that is a ferocious western dragon.
You rush up here and you’re just punching and kicking, you don’t want to live anymore?
What made these people speechless was that, under the attack of Ye Fei’s violent storm, this evil dragon actually lay down slowly, not moving at all, no, it was moving, its huge head was twisting, Then rubbed against Ye Fei’s body, as gentle as a kitten lying in the owner’s arms.
Seeing this scene, the eyes of the Silver Shadow Man, Jia Lan, and Elf God almost fell out of their sockets.
“This Nima…what’s going on here?”
“Fuck, what did I see? That’s a dragon, and it’s Jialan’s pet, what’s this…what’s the matter? It seems that Ye Shen is the owner of it?”
“I’m kneeling for Ye Shen, I thought he could only cook food, but I didn’t expect to have this skill.”
Elf God rubbed his eyes vigorously, then couldn’t bear it any longer. Lived and laughed.
The depths of the Jialan Temple.
Jialan’s super big face is shaking like a sieve at this time, chu chu…
He never dreamed that this dragon that he had tamed for tens of thousands of years would have such a situation, don’t you? You bastard, people are beating you up, you should pounce on Lao Tzu and bite him to death, it’s not comfortable to please people.
“Bite him, bite him, bite him!!” Jia Lanqi’s claws clenched into fists and shouted vigorously.
Behind him, the Silver Surfers watched all of this without saying a word. Is this the first time they have seen such a big fire in Jalan, biting him?
God, it’s a little rude to say that word out of your mouth.
Perhaps after hearing Jialan’s voice, the evil dragon who was being beaten by Ye Fei’s violent storm suddenly moved, and then stood up with a whimper.
When the elf gods saw it, they all screamed in surprise. They knew that this evil dragon was still angry after all. Ye Fei was going to be unlucky.
Jialan smiled evilly, and said
: “I still don’t believe that I have raised it for tens of thousands of years, but it didn’t stop me. Yes, it performed very well, uh~~”
He just wanted to say that I was very satisfied, but he didn’t say it. Well, the tempo of Ye Fei’s beatings has accelerated again.
“Oh? Did you stand up? Are you not convinced? Did I say you wrong? Have you brushed your teeth? Have you washed your face? Have you taken a shower? You didn’t smell yourself. Do you want a little dragon face? Look at me? Do you want to rebel? I’ll let you see me, I’ll let you see me!!”
Bang Bang Bang!
Ye Fei fought even more vigorously.
As a result, the eyes of this evil dragon that had just revealed a fierce light dimmed again, and then slowly lay down in front of Ye Fei again, and kept holding his head in Ye Fei’s face with a flattering expression during Ye Fei’s violent beating. Rubbing around.
During the whole process, the entire palace was silent, and no one spoke, because they really didn’t know what to say, especially the Silver Shadow Warriors, they had never seen such a fierce guy before.
Big brother, that’s Jialan’s pet. It’s very violent by nature. I don’t know how many creatures it has eaten over the years. I’ve never seen a person who dared to beat it like this.
The elf gods were all dumbfounded at this time. They felt like they were dreaming. Sprinkle on this guy, right?
Jialan… Jialan gasped for breath, but he really didn’t understand why.
My own pet knows very well that sometimes it will bark and bark at me, but why is this Ye Fei so docile?
Just as they were stunned looking at each other, an even more bizarre scene appeared.
Ye Fei was a little tired from punching and kicking for a while, this guy came directly to Zaya, stretched out his hand and said, “Zaya, use your club for me.”
Zaya: “…”
He almost It was numb and handed the mallet in his hand to Ye Fei. Ye Fei took it with one hand, but it almost fell to the ground. This thing was too heavy, and one hand could hardly hold it.
In the end, the guy held Zaya’s mallet in both hands and ran to the dragon again, and then with both hands, the mallet beat the dragon again.
While beating, there were words in his mouth.
“Bang, you jump for me, catch me, quickly catch me, don’t you spit fire? Hurry up and give me another spit and let me see.”
Pfft~
Ye Fei’s words just fell, evil Long puffed out a mouthful of… saliva.
Well, this guy didn’t dare to spit fire in front of Ye Fei at all, he just spit out a mouthful of saliva.
For a long time, Ye Fei used Zaya’s mallet to smash the dragon’s thick skin, and then threw the mallet to the ground with a bang, and then sat on the ground, gasping for breath.
Yes, the violent is more tired than the violent.
Ye Fei kicked the dragon, and he had no strength at all, and panted: “Nima, I’m exhausted, you talk about you bastard, okay, what are you doing out? I don’t know that fighting is very tiring. Huhu~~ Help…help me up.”
Everyone just watched the dragon put his head down in front of Ye Fei, and then Ye Fei grabbed the dragon on the dragon’s head. Horn, the dragon’s head slowly lifted up, pulling Ye Fei up.
After he got up, Ye Fei held the dragon’s body with one hand, while panting and looking forward, he said, “How far is there?
”
As a result, Ye Fei was startled by the sudden roar of this guy, and slapped him with a backhand, saying, “Can’t you be quieter? You think I can’t hear you when I’m so close, don’t you?” The
dragon hurriedly lowered his head .
He turned his head, rubbed his mouth on Ye Fei’s arm a few times, and licked it with his tongue, making Ye Fei push him away. Why did he lick without brushing his teeth?
Smelly.
Roar~
The evil dragon roared again, but this sound was really small, like a cat meowing, which was completely incommensurate with the huge body of the evil dragon, making it extremely funny.
Ye Fei gasped for a while, then bent down to pick up Zaya’s mallet, and
said, “Wait a minute, don’t run around.” With that, Ye Fei came back and returned the mallet to Zaya.
Zaya didn’t even know how he took over the hammer, and his heart was still shocked. After all, Ye Fei’s performance just now was too fierce, and it was a mess.
Seeing that the elves and gods have not recovered, Ye Fei waved his hand and said, “Let’s go, there may be a long way ahead, let’s ride the dragon over there.”
Ah ha?
Hearing Ye Fei say that riding a dragon over, the spirit gods staggered and almost fell to the ground.
Oh my god, do you want to be so cruel?
That’s Jialan’s pet, how did you make it your mount?
However, Ye Fei did not explain to them that he knew how to tame beasts. He led the way, and the elves carefully followed behind.
They know that this dragon seems to be afraid of Ye Fei, but it is not necessarily afraid of them. Didn’t they see that this guy was grabbing and spitting fire at them just now?
Sure enough, as soon as they approached the evil dragon, the evil dragon stood up suddenly, and then two huge eyes stared at the elf god and several people.
Ye Fei didn’t say a word, went up and slapped the dragon’s face, and said: “Be honest!” The
dragon: “…”
This guy hurriedly lay down again, and then his head was lowered, as if he was very depressed.
Ye Fei was not polite either, grabbing the scales on the dragon’s body, even crawling and kicking it, and finally reaching the dragon’s back, and beckoned to the four elf gods.
Only then did the elf gods and several people get on the back of the dragon.
This evil dragon is too big, and its back is very broad. Even with the huge bodies of Darkseid and Zaya, sitting on it is very loose.
After several people were all seated, Ye Fei patted the evil dragon on the head and said, “Let’s go.” The
evil dragon seemed to feel that his opportunity had come, so he stood up excitedly, and then a pair of wide wings worked hard. With one fan, two hurricanes appeared on both sides, the dragon’s huge body slowly floated up, and then flew forward with Ye Fei and the Elf God.
On the dragon’s back, the elf gods finally reacted, and they all looked at Ye Fei curiously.
“Boy Ye, what the hell is going on?” The Elf God was really uncomfortable and finally asked.
Ye Fei spread out his hands and said, “I don’t know either. Anyway, when I saw it, my hands were itchy, so I beat it up. Maybe I was convinced by my wiseness and martial arts, so it was very honest.
” : “…”
He almost vomited, he had seen shameless, but he had never seen such shameless Ye Fei.
Are you wise and martial?
From head to toe, which point do you meet the standard of wise and martial arts?
“Ye Shen is right, your performance just now was indeed very wise and martial.” Bingo said very timely.
The Elf God twitched his lips and glanced at Bingo, and found that Bingo was looking at Ye Fei with admiration. A ten-year-old man saw a big girl in a bikini.
The Elf God felt a chill all over his body, he didn’t dare to think about anything, and he didn’t ask Ye Fei.
Jialan went completely crazy, and this guy smashed a huge and sturdy table in front of him with one fist, and then his fat body stood up and shouted: “Damn, that’s my pet. , I didn’t expect it to become their mount now.” The
tyrant messenger hurriedly said: “God, they are insulting the gods, it is unbearable, I suggest killing all of these people!”
Xingchen also said erratically: “The tyrant is right, god, these people are obviously provoking you and insulting you by sitting your pet under your butt.”
Silver Shadow’s mouth moved, but he didn’t say anything in the end.
Jialan’s huge body took a step forward, and the entire palace could not wait to shake a few times.
“Come to my seventh universe, it’s not that easy to go, I have my own way.”
There was an evil dragon leading Fei, Ye Fei and the others were much faster, but even so, it took nearly 20 minutes to see the front The figure flickered.
The evil dragon flew forward for a while, and Ye Fei and the others could see the situation in front of him more clearly.
Just after seeing it clearly, Ye Fei and the Elf God all had their scalps numb.
Because the behemoth in front of him is really too big, so big is unimaginable, Ye Fei never thought that there are such exaggerated creatures in the universe.
“Bastard!”
When Ye Fei and the others just appeared, Jialan scolded heavily, and then saw that the dragon under Ye Fei and the others suddenly trembled, and then fell to the ground with a plop.
Ye Fei was caught by the elf god and Bingo and the others quickly floated down from the dragon’s body, and then slowly fell to the ground.
“Beasts are always beasts.” Jia Lan stared at the dragon that fell to the ground and said coldly.
Ye Fei also kicked the dragon and said viciously: “I hate this ugly bug the most, do you still make a fortune?”
Jia Lan: “…”
The Silver Shadow Warriors: “…”
Hearing Ye Fei’s words, the faces of the Silver Shadow Warriors trembled as they watched what was about to happen with schadenfreude.
When Jialan, who was scolding the dragon, heard Ye Fei’s words, this guy suddenly raised his head and stared at Ye Fei’s face… Well, I admit that this guy has one eye better than Ye Fei’s whole person. be big.
“What did you just say?!”
Ye Fei pointed to the dragon on the ground and said, “I hate this ugly little bug the most.”
“Do you know that these two words are the most taboo for me? Words?” Jialan said coldly.
Ye Fei was stunned for a moment, then shook his head, and said with a confused expression: “Which two words?”
Jialan: “…”
“Those two words!”
“What two words?” Ye Fei asked again.
Jia Lan’s face jumped angrily, and shouted: “Those two words! The two words you just said!”
“I just said a sentence, which includes a lot of words, what are you referring to? Two? Words”
“…”
Not to mention that Jialan is about to vomit blood, even the Elf God and Bingo have made their conversation so amusing that they are about to suffocate their internal injuries.
The Silver Shadow Warriors wanted to laugh but didn’t dare to laugh, and they all endured the pain. It was the first time they saw Jalan shriveled, and they were angry with someone who seemed too small to them. About to explode.
“You are courting death!” Jialan growled with a sullen face.
Ye Fei was not afraid at all, and said: “I know that the chances of me going out alive after entering the palace are very low, but I always believe that a god-level existence will never put people to death for no reason, there must be a reason, just Like you want to kill me now, you said you hate the two words I said, but I really don’t understand which two words I have offended you, even if you want me to die, can you let me be an understanding ghost? ”
Hehe.”
“What are the two words?”
Jialan: “…”
This guy was really going to jump up because of Ye Fei’s tricks, and he was about to go crazy, right here At that time, the tyrant messenger snorted coldly and said: “I think you are deliberately entertaining the gods. You can only bring disaster to your planet.”
Just after the tyrant messenger finished speaking, who knew that Ye Fei suddenly pointed at the tyrant The messenger, roared: “Shut up! Are you called the tyrant messenger? Do you know what you were talking about?! Amusement of the gods? , I am not grateful for the favor he gave you, but you treat him as a human being, what is your conscience?! What do you want to do? Are you going to rebel?!” The
tyrant messenger: “…”
Everyone: “…”
This time, the people in the entire palace are completely stunned, I rely on, which one is this guy going to sing again?
The tyrant messenger was also stunned by Ye Fei’s scolding. He didn’t know how the words he just said touched this guy’s inverse scale, so why did he scold him?
But scolding, scolding, this guy’s crime for himself is really enough to drink a pot.
“You are talking nonsense, God is in my heart…”
“What is it in your heart? Do you regard him as a god in your heart? If you really regard him as a god, you will never regard him as a god. The two words recreation are associated with gods, you are insulting him, what is recreation? How can these two low words be combined with gods above?! Tyrant messenger, you say, what kind of heart do you have? ?!”
“I…”
“You dare not say yes? I know you dare not say it, your dirty and dark heart is always afraid of being exposed to bright sunlight, and you are afraid of gods To punish you after knowing your thoughts, you can only say a few words that make the gods feel disgusting from time to time to make your own heart become too happy, right?! Don’t look at me, I don’t know you today What did you say, but I know that you must have said something or words that made the Jialan God unhappy today, do you dare to deny it?!”
“I @#¥%” The
tyrant messenger is about to lie down, Nima, this Who the hell is this bastard?
What nonsense are you talking about?
“You’re courting death!” The
tyrant messenger was really blown away by the three corpses that Ye Fei told him, and he was about to rush up with the big axe.
But suddenly his body trembled, and then the whole person did not dare to move, because he found that Jia Lan’s eyes were staring at him.
“Did you say those two words on purpose just now? Is it to satisfy your feeling of being too much?”
“God Jialan, don’t listen to his nonsense, I follow you sincerely, I have never I’ve thought about things that are not good for you, and I haven’t done it.”
“Why didn’t they say just now, but you were the only one who said those two words? How do you explain it?”
“I… ..”
“In your eyes and heart, it is always the least popular thing, isn’t it? It is my pet, you despise him, you despise
me, what else do you want to say?”
, I never thought of treating it as a bug, I…”
Before the tyrant messenger had finished speaking, he saw Jialan’s big hand suddenly descend from the sky and grabbed the tyrant messenger directly. He said fiercely: “I told you, I hate people saying those two words the most!”
“God forgive me, I didn’t mean to say the word insect.”
“… Go to hell.
”
Pffff~~
the whole world is quiet…
[End of this Chapter]
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