The Fine Food Broadcaster - Chapter 1718
[Chapter 1699 Because you have kidney stones]
Is eating planet good for digestion?
After Ye Fei asked this question, he stood there curiously waiting for Jialan’s answer.
However, after Xingchen and Yin Yingxia heard Ye Fei asking this question, they all began to gloat over the misfortune.
They all know very well that although Jialan lives by devouring planets, he is really forced to do so. Because of this, he hates people saying he eats planets, even more than he hates people saying the word bug in front of him. To hate.
Ye Fei actually asked Jialan if eating the planet is good for digestion?
This is simply exposing the scars of Jialan, this is killing.
Several people looked at Ye Fei with sympathy, yes, at this moment they began to sympathize with Ye Fei, because they knew that this guy would die very brilliantly in a while.
With Jialan’s temper, he could make Ye Fei die slowly in the shrill sound of the horn in more than 10,000 ways.
Sure enough, when he heard Ye Fei asking this question, Jialan stood up instantly, like sitting on a huge mountain, his eyes stared at Ye Fei coldly, and growled, “You have crossed the boundary.”
Ye Fei: “…”
The guy looked down at his feet, then took two steps back and said, “Is it alright now?”
Jialan: “…”
Damn, why are you so second?
When I say cross-border, I mean that the question you ask crosses the border, not that your position crosses the border.
“Hmm~”
Jialan let out a sullen breath, but as soon as this breath came out, everyone saw Jialan’s body suddenly swaying, and then his two hands directly hugged his stomach. For a moment, everyone saw Jialan’s picture. Beads of sweat the size of peanuts flowed down the face of the ugly mechanical worm.
At the same time, everyone smelled a strange smell, which was so crazy that it filled the entire palace almost instantly.
Ye Fei was closest to Jialan, and this guy just took a deep breath, so he didn’t choke to death this time.
“Cough cough…”
Ye Fei grabbed his neck and squatted on the ground directly, coughing hard, and 10,000 alpacas rushed past in his heart. What the hell is going on?
Where did such a stinky smell come from?
This is too smelly, and the smoker is a little dizzy.
Elf God and Bingo hurriedly covered their noses, but even so, they hurriedly stopped breathing because they couldn’t stand the smell.
Stardust trembled in the air, and even began to fade quickly, shaking back and forth like a piece of paper.
Silver Surfer, Redshift, and Skywalker also stopped breathing in an instant, but they were not prepared, and they all blushed and had thick necks after a while.
Jialan didn’t care that he put a stinky fart at all. Now he can only feel the pain in his stomach that seems to be overturned, as if 10,000 hands are tearing at his stomach. This kind of pain in the stomach and body detachment made him a god who couldn’t help it.
“Roar~~”
Jialan let out a low roar, and the whole face was almost deformed in pain.
At the same time, his left eye blinked faster.
chu chu ……
Seeing this scene, Ye Fei couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
That’s right, he’s not stupid. When he asked the sensitive question of Xingxingjialan just now, he had already turned the qi wheel in his mind, and he was very sad and got ten times the bad luck!
This is definitely the highest level of unlucky, he is very sure that this level of unlucky is not immune to Jialan, and sure enough, now everyone in the room is unlucky.
Except for Jialan himself, everyone else was dazed by the smell, and Jialan himself suddenly started to have a stomachache, and at the same time, his left eye became more uncomfortable.
Jialan is really about to jump up, who is he?
God Jialan, how could I suddenly have a stomach ache?
How many thousands of years have passed, I have never had this situation happen to me, what happened today?
“God Jialan,
If I’m not mistaken, do you have unbearable pain in the middle left part of your abdomen and in your lower abdomen?
“Ye Fei asked while covering his nose.
Jialan glanced at Ye Fei, and then couldn’t hold it any longer. With a thud, he lay on the ground and rolled back and forth. The heart-piercing pain was really despairing. He almost cut his body in half, but even then he didn’t feel as unbearable as his stomach hurt now.
“Roar~~”
Jialan roared loudly, and the entire palace began to shake violently.
“Ye Fei, you are courting death, what have you done to the Jialan God?!” Xingchen roared while covering his nose.
Ye Fei glanced at him covering his nose, and said, “Xingchen, I will warn you one last time, don’t insult the Jialan god again, or even if the god doesn’t want your life, I will kill you with my own hands.”
“I… why am I insulting the God of Jalan again?”
Xingchen’s face was stunned, this guy was also depressed, and he thought, why am I insulting the gods every time I say a word?
What the hell is this?
Ye Fei snorted coldly, pinched his nose and said loudly, “How dare you say that you didn’t insult the Jialan God? Just when you asked me what I did to the Jialan God, you were insulting him, Jialan. God is a god, I’m just a mortal, I want to ask you how could I possibly do something to the Jialan God? You are not flattering me, but demeaning the Jialan God, do you mean to say that the Jialan God Can’t even defend an ordinary person? Are you insulting the Qiqiao Delicate Heart of the Jialan God?!”
Stardust: “…”
Ye Fei is so angry with this guy that he really wants to rush over and kill Ye Fei. Your sister, if I just say a word, you will slap the god of Jialan. Are you not willing to tell me to death?
He wanted to refute, but suddenly felt that what Ye Fei said was right again. Jialan was a god, and Ye Fei was just an ordinary person. If an ordinary person could do something to Jialan, then it would definitely be a kind of kindness for Jialan. Shameful.
But he knew that if he didn’t save the words, Jialan would really find trouble for him after a while. Today, this god doesn’t know what’s going on. He killed his two companions in a blink of an eye. If he kills him again There’s nothing unusual about myself, but I don’t want to die.
“Smooth talker, just now you only touched the indigo god. We have all seen it. It was after you touched the indigo god that this series of strange phenomena appeared. How dare you say that you are innocent?”
“Stardust!!”
As soon as Xingchen’s words fell, Ye Fei yelled directly, not even pinching his nose, he pointed at Xingchen and scolded his feet: “My patience with you has reached the limit, but you are I’m still insulting the Jialan God again and again, if I don’t die with you today, I’ll be sorry for the wise and great Jialan God!”
“…”
Xingchen is going crazy, your uncle, can I still say a word?
Why am I insulting the gods again?
“What are you looking at? Are you still unconvinced? What words did you use just now? Touch! You actually said that I touched the Jialan God, what are you thinking in your heart?! Your touch is even better than all the words in front of you. The insult to the Jialan God is much more severe. Touch, what a vulgar word, how could it be used on the Jialan God? What do you think of the Jialan God?! Or is he a work of art? For everyone to see and touch?! Why is your heart so poisonous? Hasn’t the grace of the Jialan God to you over the years not touched you at all?! How can you be A person like this?! I really feel worthless and sad for the god Kalan.”
Ye Fei said sadly, at the end, this guy beat his chest, as if he was the one who was insulted.
“You fart!”
Xingchen was completely mad at Ye Fei, and he rushed towards Ye Fei quickly. Now that he has thrown everything behind his head, he wanted to kill Ye Fei, but he just rushed halfway. Dao, Xingchen felt that his body was bound by an incomparably powerful force.
He looked down and saw that Jialan’s big hand was tightly clasping his body.
Xingchen’s frightened soul flew out, and said in pain, “God Jialan, what are you doing? He is insulting you, I must kill him!”
Jialan covered his stomach with one hand, and clenched Xingchen with the other hand, and then his face was covered in beads of sweat the size of an egg.
puff~
Stardust pawn.
Seeing that Jialan killed Xingchen, Ye Fei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said that Yaya wiped, I still don’t believe that you can’t kill you, do you think you are powerful?
Kind of don’t die.
Just as he was chattering, the voice of the elf god came from his ears.
“Boy, what the hell is going on? How did Jialan kill another one?”
Ye Fei looked back at the elf god, and then said in the smallest voice: “It’s strange that he didn’t die, that fart was put by Jialan just now, which pot can’t be opened and lifted, and he even said that I was farting, or Jialan It would be strange to kill him, this kind of thing can only be understood but not spoken, he doesn’t know this simple truth, who will die if he doesn’t die?”
Elf God: “…”
MMP, this works too?
It turned out that Ye Fei was pulling a bunch of fake stuff. You were waiting for Xingchen in the stench just now. Hey, Xingchen, you didn’t die under Ye Fei’s mouth, nor did you die in Jialan’s hands. , you died in that stench.
The elf god almost laughed in the back, and Bingo asked him what was going on. The elf god said what Ye Fei had just said, and then Bingo, Darkseid and Zaya were all messed up.
“Damn it, Ye Shen’s tricks are hard to guard against.” Zaya, who didn’t know Ye Fei the most, refrained from laughing.
Bingo said that you just know?
If you see how he tossed the wind silently, you will feel more deeply.
Silver Surfer, Redshift and Skywalker are all messed up too. Damn, let this bastard kill another one, especially Silver Surfer. This guy now regrets not killing Ye Fei. , If he had been more decisive, now Tyrant Messenger and Xingchen would not have died at all.
Well now, the other few people didn’t move, they just stood behind to watch the fun, let the most scumbag guy come out for a while, and the two little friends died.
“Hey~ God is so rude, fortunately, I have always kept silent. Silence is the safest defense.” Silver Shadow Man muttered in his heart.
“what are you doing!”
Just when everyone was speechless about Ye Fei, Skywalker suddenly appeared and picked Ye Fei up.
This scene appeared too suddenly, and the elf gods did not react at all.
“Let him go!”
The elf god instantly raised Hou Yi’s bow and aimed it at Skywalker.
At the same time, Bingo and Darkseid and Zaya are all ready to fight.
Silver Surfer instantly rushed to Skywalker’s side, staring coldly at the elves.
The inexplicable scene instantly made the atmosphere of the scene tense.
“do not move.”
Ye Fei, who was picked up by Skywalker’s neck, hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop the elves and gods. Then he glanced at Skywalker and said with a smile, “Are you sure you want to strangle me?”
“If you want to get close to the gods, I will kill you.”
“Cough, it seems that you are the same as them. Don’t you see the pain of the Jalan God now? He is ill.”
“Let’s… arrogant! Gods never get sick. This can only happen to you mortals.”
Skywalker wanted to say that Ye Fei was farting, but when he thought that Xingchen was pinched to death just because of these two words, this guy forcibly swallowed the last word and changed it to presumptuous.
Ye Fei grabbed Skywalker’s arm with both hands, and this guy’s face was all red at this time, but he still didn’t let the elf gods come over.
“You don’t have to believe me, but you can’t help but believe the reality in front of you, the longer you pinch me, the longer the God of Jalan will suffer, let me go, maybe I can help him, I’m a doctor .”
“Damn, didn’t you say you’re a food anchor? You’re a cook.”
“Can you call me a chef? It seems more advanced. Cooking is just one of my professions. I have another profession that is a doctor, a very good doctor.”
“……”
Skywalker knew that Ye Fei was thick-skinned, but he didn’t expect this guy to be strangled by his own throat. He was so thick-skinned, and I’m a very good doctor. Can you give Reaper some face if you’re shameless?
Just when Skywalker wanted to say something, suddenly a low voice came.
“Let him go!”
Hearing this voice, Skywalker hurriedly released Ye Fei, but Ye Fei couldn’t stand at all now. He almost died from being pinched just now, and fell to the ground as soon as his feet touched the ground, and then gasped heavily. It took a few breaths to slow down.
Jialan endured the pain in his stomach, looked at Ye Fei with sweat all over his body, and said, “You can really cure my disease? Do you know what disease I have?”
Ye Fei shook his head, but then nodded again and said: “The doctors in our country pay attention to seeing, hearing, asking, and watching, that is, to observe the patient’s complexion and tongue to judge the disease of the five internal organs in the patient’s body. Please open your eyes. mouth, stick your tongue out.”
With that said, Ye Fei stood up staggeringly, and then stepped back.
Jialan is in too much pain right now, the things in his stomach seem to be entangled and tearing at each other, especially at certain points, it’s like using huge steel nails to stab fiercely, and now he can’t care about that. More, when Ye Fei said to let him open his mouth, he honestly opened his mouth, and then stuck out his tongue.
It’s just that Ye Fei regretted a little after sticking out his tongue. This tongue is too big, too big, and it looks like a wall.
And the smell of this product is really stinky, and I definitely don’t brush my teeth often.
Ye Fei stepped back a long way, until Jialan’s tongue was almost sticking out, and then he walked back and forth in front of Jialan’s tongue with his hands behind his back.
Well, yes, Ye Fei is walking, because if he doesn’t go, he can’t see some places at all. For an existence that can swallow stars, if the tongue can be small, it will be evil.
Even so, the swallowing star still tries to transform into the most miniature shape, otherwise the ghost doesn’t know how big he can be.
Ye Fei watched the tongue image for a long time, and then let Tun Xing retract his tongue, it was too smelly.
“Very good, judging from your tongue, your stomach hurts unbearably, isn’t it? And the inside of your mouth stinks… wait, you shot me to death. No one can handle this disease. Zhi, listen to me, if it’s wrong, it’s not too late to shoot me to death, um, your mouth stinks, it means your digestive system is not good, so now I want to know what you have eaten recently? In order to more accurately determine your sickness.”
Just now Ye Fei said that Jialan had a bad mouth, and Jialan almost slapped him to death. No one dared to say that to him in his life. Ye Fei was the first.
“Hmm~” Jialan let out a sullen sigh and said, “I ate two planets recently, one wine king star and one fresh king star, is there anything wrong with this?”
“Wine King Star? Fresh King Star? What wine? What fresh?”
“Drink wine, eat seafood.”
“…”
“And such a planet?”
Ye Fei was very curious, it was the first time he had heard of it.
“You don’t know anything about the universe at all, there are too many things you don’t know.” Jialan said with sweat.
Ye Fei nodded and said, “These have nothing to do with me. What I want to solve now is your condition. Well, after drinking and eating seafood, can I take the liberty of asking another question?”
“Say.”
“You have to make sure you don’t kill me.”
“I…don’t kill you.”
“Okay, does it hurt more here when you pee?”
“…”
After Ye Fei asked this question, several people at the scene were not calm, their faces were shaking violently, and the corners of their mouths were twitching. They considered Ye Fei convinced.
“Fuck, is this bastard treating Jialan or making himself scandalous?”
“What does this thing have to do with a stomach ache?”
“Get ready for battle, Ye Shen is working hard to die.”
Silver Surfer and Redshift are all feeling bad one by one, big brother, you really dare to ask anything, you can ask this kind of thing, you think you have lived too long? no?
Just when a few people were thinking wildly, who knew that Jialan’s huge head nodded a few times, and then took a cold breath and said, “How do you know?”
Ye Fei was also very curious that this question did not make Jialan mad, so he hurriedly said: “Because you have a kidney! Knot! Stone!”
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