The Fine Food Broadcaster - Chapter 1664
[Chapter 1648 It’s too dangerous to be a wet man]
No matter how others asked, Ye Fei just didn’t say what to do today, which made Doli and the others very anxious.
Director Xiang and Shiren are “showing off”. The two of them are huddled together, their mouths are full of brothers and sisters, and their teeth are sore.
“Hey~ Xiongtai
, look at Ye Shen’s tea, green like a lake, do you have any elegant words to say?
”
Hurry up and sing.”
“A cup of tea on the table, green like lake water, can quench your thirst if you drink it, but it’s fine if you don’t drink it.”
“”
”
I’m good, good, good poetry.
” “Poetry” has just been made, and everyone at a table can say that they all sprayed in an instant.
“Ye Shen, can I hit the two of them?” Feng Buyu asked Ye Fei with a pained face.
This guy’s clothes are all covered with tea. He just took a sip just now, but he couldn’t hold back and all of them spit out.
At the same time, Dolly, Yimihua, Bingo, and Dingding all looked at Ye Fei with begging faces, and even the superiors were silent. This was considered acquiescence.
Ye Fei made a gesture of invitation and said, “Just keep your breath, and the live broadcast will be broadcast in a while.”
“I know.”
Feng Buyu rolled up his arms and sleeves before rushing towards Wetland and Director Xiang.
When the two of them saw it, they were frightened and ran away. They ran to the South China Sea in one breath. They looked back to see that Feng Buyu was far away. The two guys sat down on a stone again, facing the South China Sea, and became emotional again.
“Brother Tai, look at the layers of sea water, like jade waves and silver waves, did Ya Xing make a song for the virtuous brother?”
“Uh”
Director Xiang looked back at Feng Buyu, who was still running this way, nodded, and said, “I haven’t done poetry for a long time, but I got to know my virtuous brother today, and I’m happy, then I’ll show my ugliness.”
Said After finishing, Director Xiang frowned and thought for a long time, and said, “Ah~ Dahai, mother.”
He just arrived here, Feng Buyu just arrived, and when he heard this sentence, this guy stumbled and fell down with a plop. Then he sat on the ground and looked at Director Xiang and Shiren with a lifeless face, and said: “Two, please, please let us go?”
Shiren and Director Xiang: “”
Ye Feiyi Helping people is afraid that Feng Buyu really beats director Xiang and Feng Buyu. Don’t look at Feng Buyu being bullied by Ye Fei, but if he really beats director and Wetman, it’s more than enough. After all, he is young and physically strong. .
So a group of people hurried out, but as soon as they came out, they saw Feng Buyu sitting on the ground and talking to the director Wet Man, all of them were a little confused.
“It’s over, another one is stuck in it.”
“Feng Buyu, this kid still can’t stay calm.”
“Hey~ If these two really know how to write poetry, that’s fine. You talk about what they’re doing. , a cup of tea on the table, you can drink it to quench your thirst, but it doesn’t matter if you don’t drink it, oh my sister,
the worst poetry I have ever seen since I was a child is dozens of times better than this.”
“I don’t know much about Chinese culture .
The Africans I know can’t bear it anymore, if this is prenatal education, I’m really worried about what level my child will be after birth.” The
superior laughed: “Everyone has their own way of living and doing things, in fact, they are quite like this. Alright, happy.”
Ye Fei shook his head with a smile and said, “Okay, let’s leave them alone, Feng Buyu is not a reckless person, maybe he was really choked by these two just now, and it will be fine in a while. , didn’t you see that the three of them were chatting together?” The group of
people all smiled and went back to the house, but when they went inside, they saw that the purple and green were gone, and then Ye Fei looked outside, and was speechless. At that time, Ziqing also went to the South Sea and got tired of it with the three guys.
“It seems that I’m right, Ziqing and these two can really talk together.”
Bingo and Yimihua all laughed, but the smiles hadn’t disappeared, and a few people saw Ziqing. He came to Director Xiang and Director Xiang, and then picked up Director Xiang and Director Xiang and threw them into the South China Sea.
“Damn it, something happened.”
Ye Fei rushed over in fright when he saw that it was broken, followed by Bingo and Dolly.
When he arrived at the place, Feng Buyu was looking at the South China Sea with a dazed expression, while Zi Qing gasped for breath on the side.
“Why did you throw the two of them into the sea?” Ye Fei shouted jumping.
This is so wrong, aren’t you the same kind of people?
Why are similar items also fighting?
Ziqing said: “I was choked by the two of them just now, and I was choked with water. Can you understand my mood? As a literati, you can do things like poetry, but if you can’t do it, don’t waste it. , What a pot of tea, it’s fine if you don’t drink it, what kind of dog hair do you think this is?”
“Then you can’t throw them into the sea, they will die!”
“Uh~ I ‘ll go get them.
Come on.”
Zi Qing hurried to the South Sea in fright.
In the South China Sea, Director Xiang and Shiren were all dumbfounded. The two of them thudded into the sea water and sank straight down. They finally floated up with their hands and feet, each and everyone screaming.
“Help, help, I don’t know how to swim.”
“I’m not good at swimming either.”
“Oh, brother, don’t be good, this is about to die, what about the text? Help, help.”
“That’s what I said. It makes
sense, help!!!” The
two of them were struggling when they suddenly felt something under their feet, so they didn’t faint from fright, so they hurriedly shouted and went upstream. The survival instinct made both guys doggy style.
In the end, before they could swim a meter, the two of them felt their bodies rising up, and each of them became even more dazed. They were almost scared to pee. They had seen movies like Jaws, and they were really afraid of a group of great white sharks under their feet. There is no hope of living like that.
After a while, the two of them came out of the water with a bang, and below them, a huge lightning python rushed out and put the two guys on their heads.
“Huh~”
Ye Fei saw that the lightning python pushed Wet Man and Director Xiang out. He let out a long sigh, thinking that it would be fine if he didn’t drown. If he drowned, he wouldn’t be able to explain to the audience. What do you say when you say it?
Said that the two came to participate in their own show and were drowned?
Who would dare to come after that?
Ziqing also breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it was okay.
The others also hurriedly stopped, waiting for Wet Man and Director Xiang to go ashore.
The huge lightning python was obviously very excited. After pushing up Director Xiang and Wet Man, just when everyone thought that it would send the two people ashore, who knew that this lightning python slammed its head and threw the chubby towards the shore. The director and the wet man were all thrown up, and then they both thumped and fell into the South China Sea.
Everyone: “”
“Fuck, what rhythm is this?”
“Uh~ Ye Shen, isn’t it saving people? What’s the trouble with this?”
“Emma, this lightning python won’t use the two of them as toys, right? What about tossing the ball?”
Ye Fei couldn’t care about that anymore, he reached the South Sea in a flash, jumped his feet and shouted: “Send it to the shore, don’t make trouble, it will kill people.” As a
result, he just finished shouting , Director Xiang and Shiren were pushed out again, and then thumped into the South China Sea.
“I @#¥”
Ye Fei is going crazy, this Nima is just looking for trouble, how can this happen?
The high-ranking group also all stared, I didn’t expect a few lightning pythons to play happy.
“Ye Fei, don’t let them play, those two are dying.” Yimihua was a girl after all, and she reminded her with a soft heart.
Ye Fei is in a hurry, thinking that I don’t want to either.
Thump~
Ye Fei couldn’t wait any longer, jumped directly into the South China Sea, and quickly disappeared.
Well, Ye Fei’s water quality is also not good. It’s ok to swim in the small puddle in the swimming pool, and swim in the sea?
Disappeared in minutes.
This time, the group of people on the shore was completely panicked. Anyone can be in trouble, but Ye Fei can’t have an accident. You must know that if this guy is really drowned, it is estimated that the first universe will be messed up. I don’t know how many people will come over The waters of the South China Sea are pounding dry.
“Save people!” The
superiors couldn’t calm down, and hurriedly let people in to save people.
At this time, there is actually no need to talk to him at all, plop plop is the same as Xia Dumpling, 288 interstellar bodyguards, plus Lao Mo’s gang, Zi Qing, Feng Buyu, Bingo, and even Ding Ding all dance in the South China Sea I went inside, the scene was crowded with people, similar to the beach on the May 1st holiday, the small fish and shrimp in the South China Sea were frightened and fled everywhere. I have lived in this place for a long time, and I have never seen so many monsters suddenly appear. situation.
In the end, after a long time of tossing, a group of talents fished Ye Fei, Shi and Director Xiang out of the South China Sea. Ye Fei was fine. He went in late and was rescued in time. He spit on the shore and it was all right.
But Director Xiang and Shiren couldn’t do it. They were thrown into the sea several times and fainted long ago.
“Save people, hurry up and save people.” Ye Fei said weakly while sitting on the beach.
Bingo’s gang of aliens are a bit blinded and don’t know what to do. They have never encountered such a situation. In their alien planet, it would be a shame to say that a person was drowned by water.
So in the end, Brother Dingding and Yimihua went into battle, pressing and beating on the chests of Director Xiang and Shiren.
“Ouch~”
After tossing for a long time, the wet man suddenly moved, and a waterline came out of his mouth.
Pressing again, the wet man spit out a few more saliva, and then slowly opened his eyes.
“Am I dead?” The wet man asked weakly as soon as he opened his eyes.
Ye Fei came over panting and said, “I’m not dead, I just drank too much water, you don’t drink a cup of tea, you have to go to the South China Sea to drink the water from this sea, and write another poem. ”
I woo~ Ye Shen, I want to change my career.”
“Why?”
“It’s too dangerous to be a wet man, vomit”
“”
“Ye Shen, come and have a look, no.” Just in Ye Fei When the wet man was speechless, Yimihua shouted anxiously.
Ye Fei hurried over and said, “What’s wrong?”
“Look at him, I can’t save him, he doesn’t spit water, and his breathing is very weak.” Yimihua said anxiously.
Ye Fei hurriedly squatted down and felt the pulse of the director, but he was really weak and could hardly find it.
“I’m coming.”
Ye Fei asked Yimihua to step aside. He put his hands on Director Xiang’s chest and pressed hard a few times, but he still didn’t respond.
“Fuck, to the director, to the director, wake up, wake up!”
Ye Fei was about to cry, it seemed that something was really going to happen, how could he explain to Ma Qingyun?
How do you explain it to the audience?
Ziqing
said weakly from the side: “I didn’t mean it. I didn’t know they would be drowned. I’ve never seen a drowned person before. How could this be?”
It’s pointless, so let’s hurry up and save the director.
Ye Fei’s medical skills are very good, but the diseases he treats are all symptomatic. Now Director Xiang is dying, and those who have no symptoms are dying. No, if there are symptoms, it means that his belly is very big. Obviously I drank a lot of water just now, but I couldn’t spit it out. Are you anxious?
After pressing for another minute, Ye Fei sat down on the beach again, but the director still couldn’t spit it out.
Ye Fei knew that if he delayed for a while, Director Xiang would definitely die, but what should he do?
“Ye Fei, don’t worry, I believe it will be fine.” The superior comforted.
Ye Fei didn’t say a word, he knew that the superior was comforting him, but something had happened.
Just when Ye Fei felt confused, suddenly an interstellar bodyguard came over and said: “Ye Shen, he is stuck.”
Ye Fei: “”
Everyone: “”
“Stuck? What do you mean?”
Ye Fei With a bewildered look on his face, he looked at this interstellar bodyguard. He knew it, and his name was Mihasuo. He was from the Red Light Planet. The people of this Red Light Planet have a characteristic, that is, a pair of eyes are born with the ability to emit a red ray, which can See through some objects.
“I saw something stuck in his throat, so the water in his stomach couldn’t come out.”
“What?” Ye Fei asked a little speechlessly.
Mihasso pointed to the guide sea and said, “It seems to be a small fish.”
“I”
don’t say Ye Fei this time, and everyone else doesn’t know what to say. How can this fall into the throat for a while? Swimming with a small fish?
“Can you get it out?” Ye Fei asked.
He didn’t know where the little fish was stuck, and he didn’t know if he could pull it out.
“I’ll try.”
Mihasso said, crouching down, the guy’s hand moved, a small slender hook appeared in his hand, and then he squeezed his mouth towards the director, and put it in like this.
“You can take it out.”
“Hurry up and hook it out.”
“Oh, good.”
Mihasso used a small hook to slap the director’s throat a few times, and finally pulled it out. On the small hook, a The little fish is twisting its body back and forth.
As soon as this small fish was hooked out, he spit out a mouthful of water with a wow to the director, and there was a smaller fish in the water.
Seeing this scene, Ye Fei’s group was completely speechless. Your sister, did you drink water or eat seafood when you fell into the South China Sea?
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[End of this Chapter]
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