The Fine Food Broadcaster - Chapter 1346
[Chapter 1341 God Can’t Save You]
Sometimes it is like this, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.
For Lao Mo’s gang, this is the mood at this moment.
When the two guests of New Moon Planet just appeared, the group of people was boiling with animal blood, and each and every eyeball could not wait to stare out.
But after seeing their appearance, a group of people all wanted to run away.
No, it’s not right, this is too deceptive, okay? With a good figure, it breaks through the sky, but in the end, this appearance is still at the bottom of the valley. Isn’t this a scam?
“Men are visual animals.” (This is not what I said, I read it from a love sunflower book, I used quotation marks) The group of guys all fell silent.
Ye Fei was no exception. It would be a lie to say that he was not disappointed, but it was just a passing thought. As long as he was his guest, he never looked at his appearance, at most he looked good-looking. A little more comfortable, I can accept the ugly, just like the gang of Qingpi and the galloping quicksand that came before, that one is more than the ugly one, and it will break through the sky. Ah, the two in front of me are much better than those guys.
There is only one thing that makes Ye Fei very confused, that is, the two people seem to be about the same age. Who is Nishanghua and who is the guest?
Ye Fei walked over with a smile, and said, “I heard Mr. Jiujiehu say that the guest of honor from Crescent Planet has arrived.”
One of the women smiled, but Ye Fei was a little dumbfounded, because he found that although this woman is not dazzling, her teeth are really white and dazzling, and the teeth are very neat, just this tooth, on earth Going to a proper dental hospital is scrambling to find an endorsement. The teeth are much whiter than those brushed with black toothpaste, as if they were made of white jade.
And when the woman laughed, there were actually two deep dimples on both sides of his mouth, which was very charming.
“Nishanghua has seen Ye Shen, this is my grandma Nishanghua.”
Ye Fei: “……”
This guy really wants to turn his head and run away, is it over yet?
Are your aliens finished yet?
Is it that hard to come up with a name?
Why is there another pair like this?
Little neon flowers, old neon flowers?
Isn’t this tossing people?
“Uh~ This name… is also a tradition?”
“Yes, our planet is very close to Wolves, and some customs are the same.”
“Okay, okay, this custom… okay.”
Ye Fei really doesn’t know what to say. He is definitely not mentally prepared for this kind of custom. It’s so sour.
“Hey~ Wait a minute, you just said that this is your grandma?” Ye Fei said in surprise, pointing at Lao Nishanghua.
Old Nishanghua smiled, her teeth were also white, and there were two dimples on both sides of her mouth, exactly the same as Xiao Nishanghua. If Xiao Nishanghua hadn’t introduced the relationship between the two to him in advance, he would have thought that the two were twins.
“Yes, Ye Shen, I am Nishanghua’s grandmother, Nishanghua.”
“But the two of you are looking… IMHO, about the same age.”
“Haha, that’s how the people of our new moon planet are. When they grow up to a certain age, their appearance will no longer change.”
“Immortal?”
Now Ye Fei is really interested. This is more attractive than the old Jiujiehu’s 200-year-old just now, because it is not necessarily a good thing to live old, but immortality is definitely a good thing Ah, especially for some girls, why so much plastic surgery?
It is because everyone wants to have a face that will last forever.
“It can’t be considered immortality, because there is no real immortal person at all, it’s just a genetic problem.” Lao Nishanghua said.
Ye Fei can’t do it anymore, what else is going on with other people’s genetic problems?
God’s gift, you have nothing but jealousy.
Ye Fei invited a few people and himself to go back to their residence for a rest, and not long after that, there was another roar in the sky.
In the afternoon, Ye Fei was completely busy, and the legs of the goods he picked up were weak. After a while, he ran to the beach, but before he got to the house to sit on the bench, he ran out again. .
Fifteen of the twenty lucky guests came in one afternoon.
In the light of Ye Fei, Lao Mo’s group was completely eye-opening today. They saw the colorful and strange aliens, and the group was numb.
“I still think the neon dresses look better.” Zero Zero Five sat on a sea stone and said with a melancholy face.
That’s right, Ye Fei’s extraterrestrial guests this afternoon are not only a woman from Nishanghua, but also others, but the others can’t be compared with Nishanghua at all, and they are even more appalling.
“Five, do you want to fall in love again?”
“No, it just touched me too much.”
“Touch?”
“Yeah, you said that they are so ugly, how can they marry in the future?”
“…”
“Never mind your business?”
Looking at a room of aliens, Ye Fei felt sour. It was the first time he saw so many alien guests, and he had a very different feeling in his heart. He suddenly thought of one of Huaxia’s four famous novels. A Journey to the West to learn the scriptures!
At that time, it would be a room full of monsters.
However, these “monsters” were different from those at that time. They weren’t that bad. They sat there chatting very enthusiastically, but Ye Fei couldn’t understand a lot of words. It should be because they didn’t use the translation artifact.
“Ye Shen, these people… can you handle it?” Lao Mo worried for Ye Fei.
Ye Fei was also a little confused. He really wasn’t sure if he could handle this group of people. After all, there were too many. Who knows what kind of temper. It’s normal for one to mess up.
“I’ll try my best.” Ye Fei said.
“Then we’ll stay outside and call us if the situation is wrong.”
“Row.”
In fact, whether it was Ye Fei or Lao Mo, they all knew that if something really happened, these special forces would be useless at all, but at least more people had more courage.
Lao Mo’s group went out, and even Ferris Pillar followed. He is still very self-aware. These aliens are all Ye Fei’s live broadcast guests. Although he also stayed on Pearl Light Island, this time the live broadcast guests Without him, he would not embarrass Ye Fei.
After they all went out, Ye Fei used a large pot to boil a pot of water, then took a packet of Immortal Tea and threw it in, brewed a large pot, and then poured it out in a large bowl, one for each person.
Well, that’s right, Ye Fei brewed a large bowl of tea directly from the fairy tea today.
No way, there are too many people, and he doesn’t have that many teapots.
I have to say that this kind of fairy tea is really fragrant. These aliens drank one by one and asked for one bowl after another. In the end, Ye Fei had no choice but to call out a few young aliens and put them away. The tea in the cauldron was poured into several large pots, and these goods were held in the pots, and whoever wanted it could pour it for whoever wanted it.
Just when a group of people were busy in the house, suddenly Lao Mo rushed in in a panic.
“Ye Shen, I just received news from the nearby army that a group of unmarked fighter jets appeared in the air hundreds of miles away from China’s territory.”
Ye Fei was chatting with Lao Jiujiehu and the others, when he heard the news, he stood up.
“What? A fighter jet? Are you sure it’s a fighter jet and not a spaceship?”
Ye Fei must ask this question clearly, because the fighter jet may also be a spaceship, just like Jiujiehu and the others, the shape of the spaceship is the appearance of a fighter jet.
Lao Mo didn’t figure it out, shook his head, and said, “I don’t know this either. The army just said that a suspicious fighter jet was found, and the specific situation should not have been found out.”
Ye Fei is a little worried. Do you want to fight?
Don’t fight, what if it’s really someone with ulterior motives?
Let’s fight, what if you are your own?
Just when Ye Fei was embarrassed, the live broadcast guest of Qianli Xing stood up and said with a smile: “Ye Shen, this is very simple, I can see it, I can still distinguish the interstellar audience from the earth people.”
“Ah? Take a look? It’s still hundreds of miles outside our country’s airspace, what do you think? Telescope?”
The audience of Qianlixing smiled and pointed to their protruding eyes, and said, “The reason why our planet is called Qianlixing is because we can see infinite places with the naked eye, and I can distinguish it with the naked eye.”
Ye Fei: “……”
clairvoyance?
!
Brother, are you serious?
This is an existence in mythology. How can there really be such people in this interstellar space?
“Really…really?” Ye Fei swallowed and asked.
He is really envious of this guy’s eyes, clairvoyance, he can see infinite distance with his flesh, which is definitely good news for myopic patients.
“real.”
Saying that, the clairvoyant guest came outside, listened carefully for a while, then raised his head, looked in one direction in the sky for a while, turned his head to Ye Fei and said: “Ye Shen, this is really not an interstellar audience, although the fuselage is There is no sign, but it can be seen that some of these pilots have very white skin and some are very dark, oh, the white-skinned people have slightly curly blond hair, and many of the dark-skinned people have no hair, and they should look like people from the earth.”
Ye Fei: “……”
“real?”
“Exactly.”
Lao Jiujiehu said with a smile: “Ye Shen, the people of Qianli Xing must be like this. Their eyes are indeed very special, and they can see infinity. This distance is not a problem for them.”
“Damn, then were you able to see our earth on your planet before?”
“It should be seen that UU reading www.sonicmtl.com just didn’t pay attention before.”
“sweat!”
Ye Fei is really sweating, if this guy can really see so far, isn’t the earth under the surveillance of others all the time?
But now he’s not in the mood to worry about this anymore. What he’s thinking about is a group of fighter jets in the air. What kind of country is this Nima who doesn’t open his eyes?
You seem to have already warned them, why are you still here?
“God Ye, what should I do?” Lao Mo asked nervously.
Ye Fei looked up at the sky, he couldn’t see the fighter jet at all, and this guy was also anxious.
“Would you like to let the army be eliminated directly?” Lao Mo reminded.
Just as Ye Fei was about to nod his head, Xiao Jiujiehu smiled and said, “It’s just a small matter, Ye Shen, don’t worry, I’ll kill them.”
As a result, just after he finished speaking, Xiao Nishang came over. Although this girl is very ordinary, her eyes are very bright.
“Jiujiehu, there’s no need to fight for such trivial matters, right? I can kill them in three minutes.”
Clairvoyant laughed and said: “You guys are not as good as me in this kind of thing, I can kill them in two minutes.”
They were arguing, and dozens of other interstellar spectators came running over.
“What are you doing? We came so far to participate in Yeshen’s show, but someone came to make trouble? I’ll go, I’ll get it done in a minute.”
“Don’t make trouble, one minute is too long, thirty seconds for me.”
“What did I say in twenty seconds?”
“……”
Looking at a group of aliens eager to try, Ye Fei looked up at the sky silently, and began to pray silently for these invaders in the sky.
“You really think that you have lived too long. You can’t come sooner or later. Why do you come at this time? God can’t save you!”
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