The Emperor’s Daily Nitpicking - Chapter 57

[Article 57]

After walking a few steps, he got a little closer to the forest: “My cavalry told me that your two leaders are looking for me. So the leader is-”

“Me!” Dan pointed to his nose, and then again He

pointed to a figure sitting on the ground beside him, and

said, “And Xiao, the two of us are the leaders this time.” He turned his head and kicked the person beside him with his toes: “Hey, don’t play dead! Everyone is here! Now, what’s

the matter with you shrinking down?”

The person sitting on the ground was silent for two seconds, then reluctantly got up, also wearing a funny black skin, his face was paralyzed, and he was very reluctant to meet. people mean.

Osvid finally couldn’t hold back the corners of his mouth, and quickly “coughed” to cover it up.

Xiao said blankly, “Laugh if you want to.” Hold your ass!

“It’s a big change after a few days. Why do you paint yourselves like this?” Osvid asked.

“Why else!” Dan said angrily: “In order to prevent insects, I think you are making a lot of noise here.”

Osvid: “Oh? Does it work?”

Dan pointed to his mouth: “You What do you say? I’m fucking swollen from kisses, so I won’t say how many other places I’ve been bitten.”

Can we not be bitten? These giant orcs advocate wildness and freedom, and feel that there are too many neat houses and packages. Heavy clothes are all restraints, and you can’t show your heroism without showing your chest and abdominal muscles.

Even on the battlefield, he dared to throw his two bare arms, let alone in peacetime?

“What are you discussing with me?” Osvid actually had a guess in his heart, but he still asked.

Dan took the look of a hippie smile and said sternly: “Come and ask you a favor.”

Osvid squinted at him for a moment, then pulled the reins to turn the horse’s head, and said loudly: “Let’s go, go back to the palace and say. You want me to help, and I just want to ask you to do a little favor, how about a jiāo exchange?”

When the dark giant orcs suddenly (sold) attacked (cute) team followed Osvid’s team back to the Xuan Palace, the elite team on the top of Baitou Hill was caught in the battle between heaven and man –

first To jump or to jump back, that is the question.

“What? Are you ready?” Kevin twisted his neck, and his neck bone made a crisp “click”.

He walked unhurriedly to the edge of the cave entrance, moved his hands and feet, and said, “Be careful to adjust your posture when you approach the entrance of the cave, fall into the whirlpool, relax and just walk with the water, and it will stop naturally when you get there.”

Ban cried with a sad face.

Said: “You, you, you are so clear, you, you, you skip it? Don’t lie, I’m scared.”

In fact, most of the people present had this question: Why did Kevin feel the situation in this place? Got it so clear?

If you know how to go up the mountain, it doesn’t matter where the waterfall is. How can you even know what it looks like after you get off the waterfall?

Kevin waved his hand and didn’t say much, just said: “I’ve almost come here, at least that’s what I saw last time, remember not to make a sound after entering the whirlpool, it will be a little troublesome to disturb the contents inside. I think, you probably don’t want to be surrounded by the things that jumped off the top of the mountain just now.”

When everyone heard the words, they touched their necks with pale faces.

“But under normal circumstances, they shouldn’t be disturbed. Come on, don’t waste your time. I’ll jump first, and you guys will follow.”

Kevin’s tone was so relaxed that it seemed that he wasn’t going to jump, but the bath.

Everyone pondered for a while, and after he jumped off, there was not a single reliable one left on the top of the mountain.

So Nick subconsciously tugged at his arm: “How about… let’s jump first?”

Kevin took a step back indifferently, raised his eyebrows and said, “Alright, then you come.”

Nick: “…”

Everyone It was a lot of wrangling, and it can be seen that the waterfall was really not jumped by people.

Five minutes later, Kevin ran out of patience, turned his back and rolled his eyes.

“Let’s go!” he said and jumped into the vortex of the tumultuous waves.

As a young terrestrial beast, Ban hated this highland the most in his life.

On the one hand, his face was pale with fear, but on the other hand, he felt that warriors should be fearless.

He wandered around the hole like a hot ant, watching Kevin’s figure getting smaller and smaller, about to fall into the vortex.

He finally closed his eyes and kicked his legs, rushing forward two steps.

The result was probably because he was too panicked, he didn’t see a raised stone under his feet.

When he passed by, he stumbled hard, and before he could take a deep breath, he rolled out like a ball and fell straight to the bottom of the hole.

For a time, the thousand-meter-deep mountain resounded with his wailing and wolf howling: “My day, your father ah ah ah ah ah ah ah-”

During the fall, the wind screamed in his ears, blowing