The Emperor’s Daily Nitpicking - Chapter 37

[Article 37]

With a face on the grave, he said, “Nice to see you again.”

Kevin: “…Thank you.” I really didn’t see it at all.

“I’m going to call the young master.” He was probably used to this name, but he couldn’t change it for a while. He stood up and paused before adding, “Oh, it’s Your Majesty.”

Kevin lifted the quilt: “No need, I’ll go out with you.”

Before his feet touched the ground, a tall figure had already appeared at the door of the bedroom.

“Retract your feet. People who have been in a coma for three days and three nights are not qualified to get out of bed and jump on the bed.

” Hearing this, Shi Wujie jiejie

withdrew his feet and said in surprise: “Three days and three nights?!”

Osvid

: “Otherwise, do you think?”

There was a thin layer of water mist on the ground, almost the same as before he fell asleep: “…I thought it would only take a long time.”

Osvid replied contemptuously: “Heh.”

Kevin: “… ”

Let them get some food, roast mountain rabbits, braised storks, etc.” Osvid told Ian as he took off his rain-stained coat.

Old Ian saluted, and then said earnestly: “No, people who haven’t eaten for three days and three nights can’t eat these, I’ll let them do something else. In addition, Your Majesty’s recent diet is too meaty, I already informed you in the morning. They changed the menu.” Said and walked away respectfully.

“…” Osvid said with a blank face: “I must have had my brain in the sea before I brought him here.”

Seeing the flesh of his mouth flying, Kevin also twitched the corners of his mouth and said: ” So who is he now?”

Osvid slumped: “Chief Servant.”

Kevin: “…”

He stared at Osvid for a long time, and said in a suffocating voice: “I found out now, you are probably a masochist.”

Osvid: “…”

He slammed the door with a cold face , “Bang—

—” The floor closed, then strode over to the bed and pulled the armchair.

When I sat down, I couldn’t help but explain hard: “If I hadn’t brought old Ian over here, he would have died long ago. I’m annoying him, yes, but it doesn’t mean I want him to die.”

Kevin He opened his mouth and wanted to make fun of him, but he was stopped by Osvid before he could say anything: “Shut up, I don’t have the right to speak. Now I’m asking you, what’s the matter with you?”

“What is the answer?

What?” Kevin was taken aback.

“From the time you came out of the Andorha jungle until now, you’ve been awake except for a few fights, and you’ve been sleeping almost all the time.” Osvid said.

Kevin laughed dryly and rubbed his sore neck, “Probably… lack of sleep.”

Osvid sneered: “If I remember correctly, you told Mio that you were in a coma until you woke up this year. Come here. People who have slept for several years tell me that they don’t get enough sleep, and they fool ghosts?”

Kevin: “…”

“The next time you talk nonsense, you’d better find a piece of paper and write it down, so as not to turn around and forget it. Hit yourself in the face.” Osvid leaned back in the chair, squinting at him with his arms crossed, “So I think it’s necessary for you to explain the whole thing again.”

Kevin thought for a while and said: ” Well… I don’t know why I didn’t die in the first place, and why I woke up in the dense forest of Andorha. Just when I opened my eyes, I just saw a starving lion pounced, oh, that stinky boy from Ben. Of course I couldn’t have made him so cheap, and just cleaned him up—”

“Wait a minute.” Osvid was not at all interested in how he cleaned up, “You said you saw a head when you opened your eyes. Lion? Where are you lying?”

“On the ground,” Kevin said.

“Just lying like this, without covering?” Osvid said, “There are not many large beasts in Andorha, but some are bugs, which are eaten by both the living and the dead, and are affected by the fog and miasma. If you apply yào, it will definitely fester and fester, what about your wound?”

Kevin: “…”

“So where are you lying?” Osvid picked his chin and asked again.

Kevin said helplessly: “Underground.”

Osvid frowned: “Underground? What is underground?”

“It’s just digging a hole and burying it in the ground.”

Osvid: “…”

This description is very strange, Can a living person be buried in the ground?

“No matter how much you fake death, if you are buried for a while, you should be dead.” Osvid said this with a sullen face, and suddenly remembered another thing, “I was still at Parsons Manor when you died in battle. Saw it with my own eyes, but then listened to Mio