The Earth is Online - Chapter 28

[Chapter 28]

The sound of the black tower ended, and a dazzling white light filled Tang Mo’s field of vision, making him unable to open his eyes.

Tang Mo closed his eyes in preparation, waiting to enter the game. However, three seconds later, what entered his ears was not the cheerful sound of game music, nor some strange nursery rhymes, but a crisp and loud bird song.

Tang Mo opened his eyes in surprise.

This is a vast and boundless forest.

The sky was terrifyingly blue, as if it had been painted with azure blue paint. Several white clouds like cotton candy floated in the sky, and the shapes were as regular as if someone had drawn a circle in a drawing tool, one by one. The towering sky divides the world into the sky and the earth, and the sturdy tree trunk runs straight into the sky, without a single branch on the trunk.

Tang Mo was standing in this fairy tale forest with a stunned expression.

Soon, he calmed down and began to observe his surroundings.

The trees here are extremely tall, the smallest trunks are seven or eight meters in diameter, but the flowers and plants are of normal size. Tang Mo carefully avoided every flower and grass, so as not to make an obvious sound when stepping on it. He was wearing a pair of soft-soled sneakers, stepping on the soft and moist soil with almost no sound.

Five minutes later, Tang Mo returned to the starting point and checked what he was carrying.

The backpack contained two boxes of biscuits, a bottle of water, a flashlight, and tools such as a lighter and rope. Two small knives were tied to Tang Mo’s right leg, and four small darts were hidden in the inner pocket of his jacket.

After checking everything, Tang Mo started to move forward.

It has been ten minutes since he entered the first floor of the black tower. Unlike the last time he was pulled into the game by Fu Wenduo, Tang Mo didn’t get his main quest immediately. Heita only told him one message – welcome to the world of monsters, and didn’t reveal the rest.

Ten minutes later, the Black Tower did not release any games or tasks, but Tang Mo couldn’t sit still.

He cautiously guarded the surroundings, chose a random direction, and walked straight in that direction.

It is easiest to get lost in this forest. Tang Mo didn’t prepare a compass, and no one knew whether a compass would work in this world. Tang Mo’s choice was to find the most obvious landmark and walk towards that landmark, so that at least he wouldn’t go around in circles.

Tall trees blocked the sun, making it impossible to rely on the sun to tell the direction. But in the shade of dense foliage, a razor-sharp mountain stood straight on the ground. This mountain is like a kitchen knife. The thickness of the mountain is extremely thin, but it is extremely steep and extremely high. A layer of pure white ice and snow condensed on the top of the mountain, and Tang Mo took the mountain as the direction and planned to walk out of the woods first.

He walked for an hour.

The kitchen-knife-like peak was still far away, and the bottom of the mountain could not be seen at all.

The trees in the forest looked exactly the same, and Tang Mo would find ten pebbles every ten minutes to form a crossed cross. Within an hour, Tang Mo had not seen the cross that he had placed.

“There is no detour, but you still haven’t walked out of this forest…”

Tang Mo pursed his lips and tried to speed up his steps, trying to find a way out of the forest.

Just as Tang Mo walked to a tall red cedar tree, suddenly, his ears moved, as if he heard something. Tang Mo’s footsteps stopped immediately, he leaned against the red cedar tree to hide his figure, and concentrated on listening to this strange, faint voice.

He listened to it for ten seconds, and the forest echoed with the melodious sound of birdsong and the rustling of leaves, and there seemed to be no other sound.

Tang Mo was carrying his bag, his eyes gradually condensed. He lay down, put his hands on the ground, put his ears on the ground, and continued to listen.

Slowly, he heard that strange sound.

“Boom-”

“Boom-”

“Dong dong-”

“Boom, boom, boom-”

The sound became more and more rapid, as if someone was beating a giant drum, and the drum beat was dense, pounding on Tang Mo’s heart.

The sound is getting closer!

Tang Mo suddenly jumped up from the ground, turned around and ran back. He no longer cares whether he steps on the leaves, flowers or plants and makes a sound. He turned around and fled as fast as he could, but the thumping sound was faster than he ran. Three minutes later, a huge white shadow emerged from the air. It flashed by and smashed in front of Tang Mo.

Tang Mo’s eyes narrowed.

“Hs…hs…”

A huge three-meter-high rabbit stood in front of Tang Mo, staring at Tang Mo with its bright red eyes. Its giant claws digged back the ground with force, and a sofa-sized clod was easily digged behind it and smashed against the giant tree with a bang.

Tang Mo slowly stepped back and looked at the big white rabbit without blinking.

One person and one rabbit stood surrounded by three trees and looked at each other together.

The next moment, the big rabbit kicked on the ground with its strong hind legs, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, rushing towards Tang Mo.

Tang Mo took out the big match from his wrist without hesitation, turned sideways to avoid the impact of the big rabbit, and at the same time hit the back of the rabbit’s neck with a match. The matches hit the fluffy rabbit fur, sending dazzling metallic sparks. Those rabbit hairs looked soft, but they were as hard as steel. The big rabbit was beaten by Tang Moyi and slid forward, leaving a ten-meter-long trace on the ground. Tang Mo was knocked flying by the huge anti-shock force and smashed onto a giant tree. His throat was so sweet that he almost coughed out a mouthful of blood and swallowed it back.

At a distance of more than ten meters, one person and one rabbit stared at each other again, and then attacked again.

The snow-white big rabbit is not clumsy because of its huge size. It is extremely fast and forms phantoms in the air. Tang Mo was forced by it to keep retreating, blocking the rabbit’s claws with a big match, and finally was forced to the dead end of a tree.

Behind Tang Mo was a giant tree ten meters in diameter, with dense bushes on the left and right sides. Without hesitation, he turned his toes and ran into the bushes.

Big Rabbit hurriedly followed, but seeing that Tang Mo didn’t run far at all, he stood behind the bushes with his hands on his hips, glared at Big Rabbit, and shouted in a full voice, “Give it back to my grandfather!”

“My grandfather…”

“grandfather……”

“Father…”

The loud male voice echoed in the vast forest for a long time, Tang Mo opened his mouth and made a round mouth shape. The big rabbit pricked up two long ears, as if finding something wrong, turned around and ran. The next second, a hot gas spewed out of Tang Mo’s mouth, followed by a scorching hot flame.

The flaming flames sprayed into the flammable bushes, causing a huge fire all at once.

The ability “Goblin, return my grandfather” can only be used once a day. When using it, you need to shout “return my grandpa” with your hands on your hips, and it can spray a high temperature flame of 800°C for 30 seconds.

Tang Mo sprayed flames uncontrollably for a total of 30 seconds. When he finally finished using his abilities, the big rabbit had long since disappeared, and a boundless sea of fire was in front of him.

Tang Mo’s face was ashen, he picked up the backpack that was thrown in the corner and ran.

As a last resort, Tang Mo didn’t want to use this power in the forest at all. This forest is rich in vegetation, and once a fire starts, the fire cannot be controlled at all. The big rabbit was driven away, and Tang Mo had to flee quickly. And he had to detour again, and the one-hour journey he had walked before was all in vain.

The forest fire burned more and more fiercely. Tang Mo ran for dozens of kilometers, and he could still see the fire he just set in the distance.

In the red fire, giant trees collapsed and fell under the swallowing of the flames. The forest fire will spread faster and faster, leaving little time for Tang Mo. He ran frantically forward, and suddenly, a child’s voice sounded in his ear.

“Ding Dong! Trigger side mission 1: Disguise as Little Red Riding Hood and sneak into the Monster Valley.”

Tang Mo’s face changed slightly, but before he could understand the meaning of those words, he heard a burst of surprised shouts.

“My God, it’s on fire! The monster forest is on fire!”

“How could it suddenly catch fire? I’ll go to Grandpa Elephant and put out the fire quickly!”

The sound of dense footsteps came from a distance, running closer and closer. Judging from the sound of footsteps, there must be at least twenty people. When Tang Mo heard their voices, they were already 100 meters away, so it was impossible for Tang Mo to run away. In a hurry, Tang Mo climbed up a big tree and swishly crawled into the leaves to block his body.

Five seconds later, Tang Mo’s heart suddenly stopped beating.

He finally saw what these words were talking about!

Not people, all animals. Or a monster.

The leader was a big man with an orangutan’s head, the head of an orangutan, and the body of a human. He was wearing a black vest with strong muscles, holding a huge room-sized water tank in both hands and running towards the direction of the forest fire. After him, there are the pig-headed man, the monkey-headed man, and a giant snake crawling around a water pipe.

Some have only the head of an animal, while others are full of animals.

Tang Mo held his breath and hugged the tree tightly. He heard his heart thumping, but the only thing he could do now was to minimize his presence as much as possible, praying that these monsters wouldn’t find him.

Suddenly, a kobold stopped, moved his nose twice, raised his head, and looked at the leaves where Tang Mo was hiding.

Tang Mo’s scalp went numb, and his hand grabbed a small dart in his pocket. Before throwing it out, he heard the kobold roar, “Underground people! There are underground people!”

All the monsters stopped, turned their heads in unison, and looked at Tang Mo.

“Catch the underground people!”

“catch him!”

Tang Mo stomped on the tree trunk and jumped to another tree with his strength.

Two huge monster monkeys climbed the tree three times and two times, and one jumped to catch up with Tang Mo. Tang Mo still had time to hesitate, he kept jumping on the tree, two monkeys followed closely behind him, and there were a group of monsters running after him on the ground.

Hold! Shouldn’t you go put out the fire first!

It was the first time that Tang Mo wanted to scold someone like that. He could only think in his heart, he didn’t even have time to speak, and jumped down to the next tree non-stop.

The forest fire was getting more and more intense, and it was about to reach the big tree on Tang Mo’s side, but these monsters were still following behind Tang Mo. Their eyes were full of bloody red, and the two giant monkeys looked at Tang Mo, sticky saliva flowing from their sharp teeth.

No matter how good Tang Mo’s physical strength was, he couldn’t compare to the monkey who was a natural tree climber. Two bloodstains were drawn on his arm by a monkey, and the other monkey took the opportunity to hang upside down on the tree trunk and grabbed Tang Mo’s arms with both hands. The big match appeared in Tang Mo’s palm, and he waved the big match without hesitation, hitting the monkey’s chest.

The monkey was beaten upside down by him and flew out, but before flying out, he also put his foot on Tang Mo’s chest.

Tang Mo’s body fell freely, hitting the ground with a bang.

The next second, the monsters all surrounded.

“Underground people!” said the orangutan, and he swallowed: “I haven’t seen such a fresh underground person in a long time.”

The pig-headed man looked at Tang Mo with bright eyes: “Can I eat it?”

“Eat! Eat the underground people!”

“Eat underground people!”

Tang Mo’s brain was spinning rapidly, and he began to think about the abilities and weapons he now possessed.

The big match didn’t work, the match was a good weapon, but Tang Mo couldn’t beat so many monsters by himself, and he probably couldn’t even escape.

Draw a circle to curse you can only curse one object, the effect is unknown.

Also, my grandfather’s ability was used up. It was the only ability that would threaten this group of monsters in the forest.

There are also the ability to find friends, the ability to breathe wind, and the ability of defensive nature…

Tang Mo’s face became more and more ugly.

His abilities combined can’t deal with so many monsters!

Do you want to archive it first? Save as soon as you enter the game. Damn it, what should I do if I encounter danger again in the future. He has just entered the tower attack game, and he doesn’t even know the main quest!

main mission……

Tang Mo’s mind flashed, and he suddenly remembered that at the critical moment just now, the Black Tower seemed to have released a side quest. Just now he didn’t have time to think about this task in order to escape.

It was impossible for the Black Tower not to give him a way out. Tang Mo believed that he had never missed anything since he entered the game. He recalled every action of his own, without mistakes or missing any clues. It was a last resort to use the “Return My Grandpa” ability when dealing with Big Rabbit. If he didn’t use it at the time, Tang Mo would definitely not be able to pass Big Rabbit’s level.

So only…

Tang Mo took out a beautiful ruby from his pocket, and he held it above his head. Suddenly, a smelly hat appeared on Tang Mo’s head. Tang Mo was so smoked that he almost fainted. He felt like something was growing under his nose.

Tang Mo resisted the urge to vomit, and spit out five words from between his teeth: “I am Little Red Riding Hood.”

The monsters were stunned.

“Little Red Riding Hood?”

“Who is Little Red Riding Hood?”

“Have you heard of Little Red Riding Hood?”

Tang Mo was surrounded by these monsters. He lowered his head, hiding his expression under Mario’s stinky hat. It was the only possibility he could think of right now. Black Tower will not give him a mortal situation, otherwise it will not be a game, but a killing.

But if Little Red Riding Hood can’t do it, or this Mario’s hat can’t make him disguise as Little Red Riding Hood and deceive these monsters, then Tang Mo can only save the file and fight to the death.

Perhaps the black tower was so bad that he wanted to force Tang Mo to use the archiver from the very beginning.

“Ah, I remembered, isn’t that half-race son and granddaughter of grandma’s family called Little Red Riding Hood?” a parrot chirped. I have a mixed-race child! My grandmother told me yesterday that her granddaughter is very filial, and she will come from the Underworld Kingdom to help her look at the land these two days, is that she?”

The giant orangutan pointed to the beard on Tang Mo’s lips: “He is a male underground man, not a female.”

Tang Mo: “…”

Tang Mo tore off Mario’s beard expressionlessly, got up from the ground, and looked at the gorilla: “You’re wrong.”

The gorilla touched his head and said, “Oh, I got it wrong. It’s the little red riding hood from my grandmother’s house, you didn’t tell me sooner. Hey, go and put out that fire. Little red riding hood, let’s go, I’ll take you to find your grandmother. .”

After the gorilla finished speaking, he turned to take Tang Mo back.

There was burning pain under Tang Mo’s nose. With his current body, he wouldn’t say that the flesh would be torn apart when tearing his beard, but the severe pain would not be less than that before the earth went online.

Gorilla: “Little Red Riding Hood, why do you smell so bad?”

Tang Mo said coldly, “We underground people don’t like bathing.”

The gorilla nodded: “No wonder, there must be something dirty under your nose just now. We monsters love bathing the most, so don’t learn from those underground people.”

Tang Mo squeezed his beard tightly, not wanting to speak.

For Tang Mo, the forest was like a maze. Under the leadership of the gorilla, the two walked out of the forest and came to a valley in only half an hour.

This valley is completely opposite to the kitchen knife mountain that Tang Mo had seen before. The gorilla took Tang Mo into the valley and said to him: “You are really a kind and sensible little red riding hood. The season for planting crops is coming soon. This is the busiest time, and you actually came to help grandma look at the ground.”

Tang Mo stood behind the gorilla, keeping a distance of half a meter from the gorilla, and hummed softly.

Gorilla: “Our Monster Valley has not been peaceful in the last two years.” The gorilla pushed away a boulder, and a dark hole appeared in front of Tang Mo immediately.

The gorilla stepped in, but Tang Mo stopped.

The gorilla looked back at him strangely: “Little Red Riding Hood?”

The phrase “Dive into the Monster Valley” resounded in Tang Mo’s mind, and finally he gritted his teeth and followed into the cave.

With a bang, the boulder closed behind Tang Mo.

“Ding dong! Side quest one has been completed.”

The gorilla picked up a torch placed next to the stone and lit the hole in the ground. Tang Mo followed behind the gorilla and continued to walk deep into the tunnel.

This tunnel is very spacious, said to be a tunnel, more like a huge cave. At the top of the tunnel, blocks of black stalactites stood upside down, and the tips of the stones were condensed with small water droplets. Tang Mo followed the gorilla unhurriedly, and they kept going underground, getting further and further away from the ground.

After walking for about ten minutes, the tunnel came to an end, and the gorilla pushed away the big stone blocking the end of the tunnel.

Suddenly, everything is bright.

Tang Mo opened his eyes wide and looked at this vast space hidden deep underground.

“The underground only belongs to the first floor of our black tower.” The gorilla said with emotion, “I feel very uncomfortable every time I go up. Oh, by the way, Little Red Riding Hood, why did you appear in the forest at the junction of the first and second floors?”

Tang Mo hesitantly hummed a few times and dealt with it.

The gorilla stopped talking to him and took him into the valley.

Before seeing this valley, I am afraid no one will believe that there is such a huge world underground.

The huge valley is surrounded by three underground mountains in the shape of a triangular pyramid, with a clear pink river in the center. The river was brought in from outside the valley and finally disappeared at the other end.

Between the three mountains are houses built with thatch and mud. From far to near, there are more than twenty small houses that can be seen with the naked eye. There is also a vegetable field in front of each house. At this moment, the vegetable fields are all bare. There are only cultivated fields and no crops.

There was no one in the valley, and it was estimated that they all went out to put out the fire just now.

The gorilla took Tang Mo along the mountain road to the depths of the last mountain. Tang Mo walked more and more slowly, his hand on the match tattoo, staring vigilantly ahead.

A pink chimney sticks out of the hill and appears in front of the two of them.

The gorilla pointed to the chimney: “Look, that’s your grandma’s house.”

Tang Mo pressed the match tattoo and nodded.

Gorillas can’t recognize who Little Red Riding Hood is, but not so much of Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother. Tang Mo entered the monster valley according to the request of the black tower. He vaguely realized that the key to the tower attack game, or the main mission, should be in this valley. If he was really recognized by Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother, Tang Mo’s only option was to run away immediately, hide in a corner of the valley, and wait for an opportunity to find the main quest.

Turning around this corner, my grandmother’s house came into view.

A pink mud hut sits in some very abrupt way between two small green trees. A golden fence surrounded the vegetable field in front of the hut. In the middle of the vegetable field, a mirror-like stone was embedded in the ground, and a stone road was paved from the house to the courtyard gate.

The gorilla knocked on the courtyard door: “Grandma, grandma, I brought your Little Red Riding Hood.”

Tang Mo was tense and focused, ready to turn around and escape at any time. At this moment, he heard muffled footsteps. It was as if the giant was dragging on the ground, smashing to the ground step by step, smashing the entire mountain into a tremor.

“crunch-”

The pink door was pushed open.

Tang Mo’s right foot had already turned around, ready to escape.

A tall humanoid with a white top hat and a pink skirt appeared inside the door. She’s so muscular that she has to bend down to get out of the pink hut door. The little pink dress made marks on her body, as if a muscular man was wearing a little girl’s skirt, which was extremely ridiculous.

The huge brim covered her face, and Tang Mo could only see her dark, long-haired hands.

She twisted her steps, like a lady in the upper class, taking small steps step by step to the front of the courtyard. Tang Mo’s height of 1.8 meters only reached her shoulders. She slowly released her hand from the brim of her hat, revealing a large mouth that protruded, a pair of sharp-edged wolf-like eyes… and a pair of wolf eyes.

The gorilla smiled innocently: “Grandma Wolf, I brought you Little Red Riding Hood.”

Tang Mo turned around and ran away almost as soon as he saw this grandmother, but the thick palm of the grandmother was pressed against his shoulder. Tang Mo was horrified to find that he couldn’t break free of this palm. Just by pressing it like this, Grandma Wolf pinned him on the spot, unable to move.

“It’s my little Red Riding Hood. I’ll never forget her father’s stinky hat for the rest of my life, Uncle Orangutan, you don’t know how stinky her father’s hat is. Look, it’s slightly better than hers.”

Grandma Wolf opened her bloody mouth and smiled softly.

Tang Mo saw a human finger between her teeth.

Grandma Wolf directly grabbed Tang Mo’s arm and brought him into her yard with a little force.

“My sweet little Red Riding Hood must be starving. Grandma brought you home for dinner.”

The giant wolf grandmother held Tang Mo by the collar with one paw, dragged him into the house, and slammed the door shut. Outside the house, the gorilla scratched his head: “Grandma’s temper is really good today.” He turned around and walked down the mountain.

Tang Mo was almost smashed into the house by Grandma Wolf.

As soon as the door closed, Grandma Wolf threw him directly against the wall. Tang Mo turned around twice and steadied himself by the fireplace. He got up with a swish, but Grandma Wolf didn’t care about him at all, and never took that disgusting lady’s small steps again, strode to the fireplace, grabbed a shriveled human arm and gnawed it.

The clothes, which were too small, were torn apart because of Grandma Wolf’s rude actions. Grandma Wolf cursed impatiently, tore the skirt open, and casually threw it into the fireplace, burning it to a pile of ashes.

“Take off that damn hat of yours!” Granny Wolf snapped her wrist with a crunch and chewed, “This smelly hat is exactly the same as your father’s. Don’t think I’ll give you anything You look good, you can only get seven copper coins in these seven days, and you don’t even have one extra.”

Hearing this, Tang Mo felt much more relaxed, and a key word quickly flashed in his mind: seven days.

Tang Mo didn’t want to wear this hat for a long time, but he just took it off. Grandma Wolf gave him a vicious look, like eating a duck’s neck, and biting off the elbow of this arm with a crunch: “The hair of the underground man It’s the most disgusting thing in the world. Put your hat back on me and don’t let me see that hair again or I’ll pull it all off your head!”

Tang Mo: “…” Nima!

Grandma Wolf chewed up all the meat, spat out the bones, and looked at Tang Mo.

Tang Mo put his hat back on, and expressionlessly pulled out the beard that just grew out of his mouth.

Grandma Wolf glared at him, and finally turned her head and continued to eat her own dinner.

In the pink room, there are all pink furniture. The room was not big, and there was a thin layer of dust on a small dining table. Tang Mo visually observed that the dining table had not been touched for at least a month. Perhaps its owner prefers to put the food on the ground and grab it with both hands.

Under the sofa was a carpet, Tang Mo had never seen this kind of pink fur. His gaze moved around the room, and finally turned to the fireplace, then raised it slightly to look at the head hanging from the fireplace.

Like every deer head embedded in the fireplace wall, this is a human head rigid enough to be taxidermied.

The long black hair that was slightly curly was draped on the sides of the human head’s face. The middle-aged man closed his eyes, opened his mouth, and was hung on the wall as if he was asleep. A corpse of black green.

Tang Mo just glanced at it and looked away.

Granny Wolf finally finished chewing on the arm, and threw the rest of the bones into the fireplace. The flames were crackling, and a pungent smell of burnt bones lingered in the hut.

“Don’t think I’ll prepare dinner for you.” Grandma Wolf wiped the flesh from her mouth with her hand. “Seven copper coins is already the biggest reward for you. From tomorrow, you will catch the golden gopher for me. , if I don’t see the golden gopher’s body when I come back in seven days…”

Tang Mo raised his head and looked coldly at the giant werewolf in front of him.

Grandma Wolf cracked her teeth, revealing a genial smile, with an unfinished finger stuck between her teeth: “You are my dinner.”

Bang bang bang, the house vibrated every time Grandma Wolf took a step, she closed the bedroom door with force, and soon Tang Mo heard a thunderous snoring.

Tang Mo only started walking around the house at this time.

He carefully inspected every table and chair, even the clump of human hair that had been hidden in the crevices of the sofa for some unknown length of time. This house was no different from an ordinary human hunter’s hut, except that instead of the head of a beast hanging on the fireplace wall, it was a human head.

No matter how big Tang Mo’s heart was, he wouldn’t lie down and sleep under a human head.

He walked to the dining table with his bag and lay down on the floor. Staring at the ceiling of the pink hut, Tang Mo recalled everything after he entered the first floor of the black tower.

The first floor of the black tower is underground, and the forest is where the first and second floors meet.

Gorilla, giant monkey, grandmother wolf, little red riding hood…

Little Red Riding Hood is here to show Grandma Wolf the ground.

Seven copper coins, seven days.

Is the mission this time for seven days?

Tang Mo clearly knew that he would never be the opponent of this grandmother wolf, so all he could do now was to wait for the main quest to be announced.

The Black Tower will definitely announce the main quest.

Tang Mo opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling, thinking about it all night.

At noon the next day, there was a sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets in Grandma Wolf’s bedroom. After Grandma Wolf came out, she put on a pink lace skirt again. Her strong body was wrapped in a small skirt, which seemed to be bursting at any time. She twisted small steps and moved to the door of the house little by little.

“…” Tang Mo was so hot that he couldn’t see.

Grandma Wolf picked up a small pink parasol and pressed her big black hand on the doorknob. Suddenly, she turned to look at Tang Mo: “You know how to look at it, grab that disgusting golden gopher?”

Tang Mo was silent for a moment: “I don’t know.”

“Your mother didn’t even teach you this? Damn it, I have to teach you this, so your reward is only six copper coins left… No! It’s five copper coins, don’t even think about asking for more!”

Grandma Wolf angrily threw down the small parasol and walked to Tang Mo.

Grandma Wolf picked up a pink jar and threw it to Tang Mo: “Seven days will be the season for sowing. I heard that the head of the circus got a treasure, I have to go and see it. During the seven days I went to see the treasure, you Give me a good look at the piece of land in the back mountain.”

Grandma Wolf walked to the window, and Tang Mo followed.

Through the window, Tang Mo saw a vegetable field wider than the yard. The dark soil has already been turned over, and it is only a matter of planting. This vegetable field is located at the foot of a mountain, Tang Mo’s eyes flashed, and he looked at the nine big holes embedded in the mountain wall.

“Those damn gophers, when did they dig a hole again.” Grandma Wolf was tickled with anger, “Today is the first day, you have to put food into one of the holes at six o’clock every afternoon, Then hide in the hole. When the golden gopher comes out to eat, you can quickly catch it!”

Tang Mo immediately understood that this might be his next mission, and he asked, “Can I put it in any hole? There are nine holes in total.”

Granny Wolf said rightfully, “Of course. As long as you put food in that hole and you stand there, the stupid golden gopher will think you are going to feed it. Golden gophers like you underground people the most. Now, as long as you stand in a hole with the food, it will believe you. Of course, there is only an 80% probability that it will appear, and there is a 20% probability that it will be a black gopher.”

Tang Mo frowned: “What will happen to the black-haired hamster?”

“Black gophers like to eat your underground people the most.” Granny Wolf laughed maliciously, “Pull the underground people’s heads off and dip them in fresh tomato sauce. Oh! That’s the most delicious thing in the world. But I don’t recommend that you catch the golden gopher on the first day. These seven days are the season when the gopher has just finished hibernating and comes out for food. The golden gopher is lazy than the black gopher and always likes to sleep a little longer. On the first day, black gophers are often the ones that appear, um, at least a 50% chance.”

Tang Mo took all these words to heart, and asked at the same time, “Where do I get food for the golden gopher?”

Grandma Wolf gave Tang Mo a strange look: “Where’s the jar in your hand? Put anything that belongs to your subterranean kingdom into it, and it will turn into sweet potatoes that golden gophers like to eat. God knows that stupid golden land. Why do mice like your underground people so much, where can sweet potatoes have underground people’s meat delicious, fresh and tender underground people’s meat…” Grandma Wolf sucked in her saliva, her eyes resting reluctantly on Tang Mo’s body.

Tang Mo already had a rough outline of the mission in his heart, and he finally asked, “I can catch the golden gopher on any day within the seven days, will it be enough?”

“Of course. But if I don’t see the golden gopher when I come back in seven days…”

Grandma Wolf laughed, picked up the small parasol, opened the door and left the house. She sighed and expected the voice through the door panel and into the room: “The flesh of the underground people…”

A loud voice sounded—

“Ding dong! Trigger the main quest: Happy whack-a-mole game in Monster Valley.”

“game rules–”

“First, there is only one golden gopher in Monster Valley.”

“Second, there are nine holes in total.”

“Thirdly, the monster world is the same as the earth, with 24 hours as a day.”

“Fourth, put anything that belongs to the kingdom of the underground people into the pink jar, and you can get a sweet potato that golden gophers love most. The food must be put into the hole at six o’clock, otherwise it will be invalid.”

“Fifth, when the player and the sweet potato stand in the same hole, the golden gopher has an 80% chance of appearing, and the black gopher is 20%.”

“Sixth, on the first day, the probability of occurrence of golden hamsters is 40%, and the probability of occurrence of black hamsters is 60%.”

“Seventh, players can only place food in one hole every day. If more than two holes are placed or the player and the food are not standing at the same hole, the probability of golden gophers appearing is 0.”

“Eighth, before sowing, gophers are only active in the burrow.”

“Grandma Wolf only grows this crop once a year, and the hateful golden gopher always likes to steal it. How to catch it gave Grandma Wolf a headache, until one day she suddenly thought, maybe her lovely granddaughter will have a way.”