Tales of Herding Gods - 753. Chapter 713

Di Yiyue took photos back and forth in the mirror several times, and couldn’t help but exulted, and praised: “It’s really a great master, great sage hand, there is nothing wrong with it!”

“Wait a moment!”

Qin Mu quickly stopped her and said, “Don’t move! When my sister smiled, there was a slight wrinkle in the corner of her eye. I’ll help you smooth it out.”

Di Yiyue hurriedly stayed still, Qin Mu stepped forward, bursting out small runes from his fingertips, activating the skin around her eyes, flattening the wrinkles, and making the skin around her eyes delicate and white.

Di Yiyue blinked, raised the mirror and took a few more shots, smiled at the mirror, and found that the small wrinkles in the corners of her eyes had disappeared, and she was very happy.

Qin Mu praised: “My sister is so beautiful.”

Emperor Yiyue was overjoyed and a little bit shy.

“It’s not the pharmacist who sells fake medicines that he is going to lose his job.”

The deaf man came to the pharmacist, moved his ears, and said, “It’s because you are going to be unemployed. From now on, you can only sell fake medicines. You can’t rely on your face to eat.”

The pharmacist sighed and smiled bitterly: “I taught my apprentice and starved to death the master. Muer is about to become the number one in the world. Fortunately, this little guy is ignorant and is not keen on love, otherwise he would not know what to do with his mouth. How many love affairs have been caused.”

The deaf old god is saying: “We teach well. The mouth should be sweet, but women are all vixens, this kid remembers, so although the mouth is very sweet, he is very wary of every woman. Therefore, he will not be heavy. Follow your mistakes.”

The pharmacist stabilized the bronze mask on his face, and said in a low voice, “Mu’er is no longer young. If we teach him this way, will he delay this kid’s lifelong affairs? In case he is wary of all the girls and dare not talk to girls Going further, what should I do?”

The deaf man stopped talking.

The pharmacist asked again, the deaf man still didn’t speak.

The pharmacist laughed extremely angry: “Your ears have grown, so don’t pretend to be deaf! I ask you something, think about it quickly, or you will be deaf!”

The deaf man said helplessly, “I don’t know. I taught him how to be a gentle lady and gentlemen. What you taught him is that women are all vixens. The sages’ books didn’t say what to do in this situation? Or? , You dispense some medicine to make him estrus?”

The pharmacist proudly said: “As my disciple, I still need to dispense the medicine in estrus? It would be too shameful to my face as the King of Poisonous Faces. Besides, his medical skills are not inferior to me, and he can solve any medicine I give. …”

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When the people in Lizhou woke up, each was a little at a loss, not knowing what happened that night, and had to think that they had fallen asleep in a daze. It is true that some magicians faintly guessed that something big happened last night, but they couldn’t guess what it was.

However, many weird things happened between the neighbors in the village. Someone woke up and their temperament changed drastically, saying that they were not a woman, but a man somewhere, and they became a woman when they woke up.

The magical person between the neighbors asked where he lived in his home and who was in the house. They were all clear. They went to investigate and found out that there was a person in the place he said. They just clamored that he was not a man. It’s the woman who got into the wrong body.

There have been thousands of things like this, and there is a lot of trouble.

“Mostly when I was returning to my soul, I got into the wrong body.”

Qin Mu heard these rumors and guessed: “The teacher’s soul-attracting supernatural powers have not yet been cultivated to the home, so that when the souls are returned to their own bodies, there has been a slight deviation. This is due to the inadequate understanding of Youdu language. .”

The woodcutter saint said with a black face, “You can be patient, why don’t you go?”

Qin Mu honestly said: “I thought the teacher was okay, but I didn’t expect the teacher to be a little bit short. If you master the accurate meaning and artistic conception of Youdu language, the Taoism and magical powers in it will be self-evident, and then you won’t error.”

The woodcutter was so angry that he was trembling and speechless.

The pharmacist and the deaf man were triumphant, and the deaf man praised: “Muer speaks modestly and politely. It is worthy of our hard work to bring it out. Too modest, saying that the saint is only a little bit worse than him, but it is so much worse!”

He opened his arms and gestured.

The pharmacist was also triumphant and said, “This is what we teach. We have taught others that there are people outside the world, and told them to be humble and prudent. Even if you encounter something inferior to your own, don’t tell the truth, say you are only worse than me. A little bit. So Muer hasn’t been beaten to death yet.”

The two elders all smiled with satisfaction.

“If you want to solve this, you need to change your soul.”

Qin Mu said: “There are only thousands of such incidents, and they live in different places in Lizhou. It takes a lot of time to find them…”

He was really afraid of trouble.

The woodcutter saint said: “The matter of soul transfer can be handled by the scholars who have practiced the soul-drawing, without our own hands. You have already ordered these scholars to go to Yuzhi County and let them rush over. .”

Qin Mu nodded, the soul came out of his body, and contacted Si Yunxiang for news.

Si Yunxiang looked tired and said, “Master, you let us go to Yuzhi County to bring the souls of the people in Yuzhi County back to the Yang room. A small boat appeared, and there were lights shining from the darkness. As long as the light was on, the scholar lost his soul and turned into a corpse.”

Qin Mu was shocked: “This is the action of Youdu Fujun!”

Si Yunxiang continued: “The Jade Heavenly King said, this is because we have recruited too many souls, which touched the rules of Youdu, and the evil spirits took the offender’s souls away. However, not long ago, the souls of these scholars Suddenly he came back again. Some people said that the god of Youdu was interceding with the bad guys and begging the bad guys to put them back. I don’t know if it is true or not.”

Qin Mu was at a loss: “I didn’t intercede, nor ask the monarch, what’s the matter… However, it is a good thing that the souls of these scholars come back, so I don’t need to go to Youdu again. I always feel that You are a bit quiet. I don’t welcome me very much. Every time I go there, the princes and the earth scorpions don’t give me a good face, and they want to grasp the way they are being driven away.”

He explained the reason and said: “Sage of Fragrant, you come to Lizhou with hundreds of talented scholars, and return these souls that have entered the wrong body to their bodies, so as not to cause more troubles.”

Si Yunxiang agreed and immediately summoned the scholars to Lizhou.

Qin Mu said goodbye to the pharmacist and the deaf, and accompanied the woodcutter, the first ancestor and Emperor Yiyue to the capital to meet the woodcutter’s other disciple Yankang Guoshi. Qin Mu hadn’t planned to go, but Emperor Yiyue must accompany him.

“King of Heaven, we can walk slowly and take a look at the local customs and customs of Yankang along the way.”

The woodcutter suggested: “The Yankang Reform is not verbal, but actually made. What you see on the road will definitely change your opinion.”

Emperor Yiyue said indifferently: “You are the celestial master of the Kaihuang Reform. You presided over the Kaihuang Reform. In just 20,000 years, you pushed the Kaihuang Era to the point where the heavenly courts outside the territory had to destroy the Kaihuang Era to be at ease. Could it be you again? Want to participate in this Yankang Reform? How many years do you want to push Yankang to a level beyond the heavenly courts?”

The woodcutter sage heard her mention the Kaihuang era, his face was sad, and he said: “The Kaihuang Reform is indeed dominated by me, but I did not intervene in the Yankang Reform. It is my three disciples who really dominate the reform.”

He held up a finger and said, “My eldest disciple has handed down the way of saints for the people’s daily use.”

As everyone walked and talked, Emperor Yiyue was also observing the daily life of the people along the way. The woodcutter put up his second finger and said: “My three disciples used this sentence in Yankang. That’s why Yankang has today. I taught the big disciples for a hundred years, and I taught the third disciples for only two years. As for the Yankang Reform, I have never intervened in everything, just helping the third disciples run errands.”

Di Yiyue glanced at Qin Mu and said with a smile: “You said just now that it was your three disciples who led the reform, but you only talked about the boss and the youngest, and the second disciple didn’t.”

The woodcutter sage looked at Qin Mu, suddenly felt that his head was about to explode, and shook his head and said, “Second disciple, I haven’t taught him in a day. I don’t know what’s going on. There is such a disciple who is confused. ”

Di Yiyue curiously asked: “What did he do?”

The woodcutter sage wanted to cheer up, but he couldn’t cheer up. He was a little listless and said, “He is the man behind my three disciples.”

Emperor Yiyue was puzzled.

The woodcutter saint said weakly: “When the country of Yankang and the third disciples were most in danger, it was his full support that saved the country of Yankang, the emperor and the third. When the country of Yankang was in danger, it was again. He saved Yankangguo and the third child. When he is in danger again…”

“Stop talking about the Great Master, I will understand everything later.”

Di Yiyue couldn’t laugh or cry, and said, “He must have saved Yankang and the third child again, right?”

“I can’t understand my apprentice.”

The woodcutter saint looked weird, looked at Qin Mu quietly, and whispered: “He is too unintelligible. I have never seen such an odd temperament. He also has the courage to reform and reform, and his ambitions are almost indelible. Confidence, and clever, curious about everything, as curious as a silly roe deer. However…”

He thought for a while, and continued: “However, he has a peculiar charm. When he concentrates, he will study many weird things. He can run to the Tianyin realm alone, resurrect the Tianyin Empress, and create A spell that can reunite broken souls, recreate souls, and resurrect the dead!”

“He also created the primordial spirit in the Liuhe realm, so that the Liuhe realm can cultivate the primordial spirit, and suddenly changed the cultivation system that has been circulating for tens of thousands of years!”

“He also created the eighteen sword styles in a daze, and took a big step forward in swordsmanship. His understanding of the magical powers of Taoism has never been restricted by rules. He can often think of things that others can’t think of, but others think it’s impossible. He did it, but he was able to do it. It’s like a psionic bridge that connects the two worlds. It was created by this kid inadvertently and solved the problem of world barriers.”

“Moreover, he has never been stingy. What he has learned and realized has always been promoted throughout the country, and he does not hide his own privates at all. The imperial seat technique is very difficult, isn’t it? After the three emperor seat techniques, it was spread out like this.”

“Obviously an enemy, they will be convinced by him and become his friend, who are obviously friends, will be so angry that they will itch their teeth and want to spank them on their knees!”

The woodcutter saint sighed and said, “When I almost thought he would be a perfect man, I found out that he had various minor problems. One was that he was not focused, and he was always curious to study this and that. , Created the Yuanshen Yin, and then ran to do other things. Created the eighteenth sword style, and then didn’t lose it, and then hit the iron while studying the nineteenth sword style, making people want to put the sword on his neck and force him To study one thing.”

“The second minor problem is being courageous. Being courageous is a bit stupid. You dare to do anything dangerous. This time the Lizhou incident is clearly a bait, and you stupidly ran over.”

“The third one is arrogance. You see that he is humble, but he is actually not modest at all. He is proud in his heart. God is my second child, Earth Count is my second child, the emperor is my second child, and the emperor is my second child… ”

The woodcutter frowned, and sighed, “I can’t understand him, I can’t really understand him.”

Di Yiyue looked at Qin Mu. Qin Mu was making alchemy for the dragon Qilin. After feeding the dragon Qilin, he ran to see the windmill and discussed with the scholars in the countryside whether there are ways to improve the windmill.

“What an interesting person.”

Di Yiyue smiled and said: “He lives more happily than anyone, happy!”

“Do not!”

The woodcutter sage shook his head and said: “In fact, the burden on his shoulders is too heavy, but he is very optimistic, making people feel that he is living a happy life, but only he knows the suffering in his heart. He just chose a kind of optimistic and enterprising Attitude to face life and face danger.”

“He can’t choose his origin, but he can choose his future path and his mentality to walk on this path. He is the most attractive person I have ever met.”