Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 79

[Chapter 72 Self-inflicted sin, not to live]

When Zheng Tan put his head into the red wine glass, he found that the mouth of the glass was still a little small, so he could only put his ears back, otherwise it would be uncomfortable for them to get stuck in the mouth of the glass.

You have to close your ears when you drink, not happy!

It’s better to be human.

Zheng Tan stuck his head into the glass and drank the wine, thinking, the tip of his tail tickled.

Long Qi looked very curious, can cats drink?

He saw it for the first time.

In the past, Long Qi heard a buddy talk about letting his cat drink, but his cat would rather die than give in, just not open his mouth.

Later, he put some wine on the cat, and the cat would lick its fur.

After licking it, he stuck out his tongue and shook his head for a long time, and then went to lick his hair after a while.

In the end, his cat fell asleep directly.

When the buddy took the cat to the veterinary shop, he was severely criticized by the veterinarian, because many cats are allergic to alcohol, and drinking too much can cause poisoning or even fatal. This kind of joke is not allowed.

But…

Long Qi looked at Wei Ling again. Wei Ling was inquiring about the details of Fang Sanye’s performance. He could hear it, and he was happy while listening, and he was not afraid of being chased and killed by the Fang family.

Occasionally glanced here, seeing the cat drinking Wei Ling also wanted to stop it.

Wei Ling is not worried, but Long Qi is worried that if something really happens, he must be held responsible. He doesn’t think the cat in front of him is just an ordinary cat, otherwise Wei Ling will not bring it over, even if Wei Ling does not restrain the cat, but He was always watching, for fear that something would happen to the cat.

Mind blowing.

Does this cat have diarrhea after drinking?

Will you vomit if you drink it?

Would you like to have a veterinarian come over to prepare it first?

Long Qi’s thoughts just turned a corner when he heard the sound of the cat’s paw knocking on the wine glass.

Looking up, he saw the black cat on the solid wood coffee table staring at him again.

And the wine in the glass has been drunk.

However, Long Qi did not pour the wine so readily this time, and was still hesitating.

Zheng Tan just tasted some wine, missed the old days, and praised that the wine was not bad, but now this person in front of him is not ready to pour it?

How does this work?

!

He raised his paw and knocked on the wine glass again. This time, he knocked harder and more quickly. The meaning of urging was obvious.

Long Qi looked at the cat in front of him. He didn’t expect this cat to be so different.

Are you addicted to alcohol?

Shouldn’t be.

Whim?

After Zheng Tan knocked on the cup, he pushed the wine glass a little bit towards Long Qi. If he pushed it again, it would fall off the coffee table.

Long Qi sighed in his heart.

Moved the wine glass in.

Then he pulled the cork and poured a little more into the glass.

A little more than before.

Putting down the wine bottle, Long Qi looked at the cat in front of him, just this small body.

This is already the limit.

Zheng Tan didn’t try to guess what Long Qi was thinking. After seeing the wine in the glass, he put his head in to drink it again.

After drinking, he continued to stare at Long Qi until Long Qi poured it on him again.

After drinking the wine for the third time, Zheng Tan felt a little overwhelmed and felt the urge to urinate, so he jumped off the coffee table and ran to the bathroom.

There is a separate toilet in the private room. Zheng Tan came to the door of the bathroom, jumped up and dialed the door handle, opened the door and went in, not forgetting to close the door.

Long Qi, who had been paying attention to Zheng Tan’s movement, was stunned, but Wei Ling was also looking at him at this time, and Long Qi said, “Brother Ling, this cat…”

“Don’t worry about it, it knows what to do by itself.” Wei Ling said calmly.

Long Qi is speechless, how did this cat get trained?

Evil.

After Zheng Tan came out, Long Qi went to the bathroom to take a look, and found that even the toilet had been flushed, and there was no trace of cat urine around.

The faucet was turned on, the toilet paper was used, and the paper balls thrown into the basket were still stuck with a few black cat hairs. Thinking of the wet front paws when the cat walked out, Long Qi felt that he was thinking too much. How can a cat wash its own hands and then tug on toilet paper?

Long Qi didn’t know that Zheng Tan was going to use the hand dryer, but it was inconvenient, so he just pulled the toilet paper and wiped it.

The private room is covered with carpet, and the wet marks on the soles of the feet are not obvious.

Long Qi frowned when he came out of the bathroom, he probably hadn’t figured it out yet.

Ah Jin also drank too much here, and everything Wei Ling wanted to know was caught.

Looking at Ah Jin who was sitting there in a daze, Wei Ling pulled the window wall closer, and the room immediately calmed down.

Turning on the device, he took out the microphone and handed it to Ah Jin. Wei Ling said, “Try it?”

Ah Jin is not very awake now, but singing has become a natural way. Sing, whatever Wei Ling asks, he will sing.

If you really can’t, just say it directly and let you skip it.

Wei Ling actually wanted to help Ah Jin. Anyway, he got some of Fang Sanye’s ** deeds from this person’s mouth. Seeing the face of Hei Tan, he was busy with the head office.

Young people, give him a little hope, and they can come out of despair.

Now let Ah Jin sing just to see the person’s singing skills.

Although I don’t know much about this aspect, but I often come here and listen to a lot of songs, Wei Ling can also distinguish some highs and lows.

Ah Jin’s singing skills are good, but it’s not enough. After some training, he can hang out in the North District at most. As for how he can mix up at that time, he has to rely on himself, or in other words, rely on the ability of their small band .

In the night building, which area to sing in is entirely based on personal ability.

In a bar, a resident singer must learn to drive the atmosphere, be smart enough to sing any song on any occasion, and have a certain ability to socialize and adapt, and so on. At the end of the day, although Ah Jin’s performance is not good enough, he believes that he can handle it with practice.

Besides, it is impossible to let them sing directly now. Even the people in the north area of the night building are arranged. Wei Ling will not interfere forcibly. When the time comes, say hello to the people and ask Ye Hao’s people to help. Just arrange.

Just as Ah Jin was singing vigorously and Wei Ling was thinking, Zheng Tan grabbed the other microphone in Wei Ling’s hand and began to howl.

Zheng Tan felt that he didn’t drink much, but, given his small body, these wines were enough to make him stupefied.

It was fine just now, but now that the wine is on the rise, Zheng Tan walks in an “S” shape.

And Zheng Tan suddenly had the idea of singing after hearing Ah Jin sing.

After getting drunk, Zheng Tan staggered, as if he saw the swaying carriage with many cat cages. When the scene changed, he seemed to see the man hiding in the dusty attic in order to avoid the cat catcher. My self, the one who jumped into the fish pool to take a cold shower just to not look like a stray cat.

Go grab a pet card with a Persian cat.

The black cat waiting for the bus to be chased and beaten… The

screen turns again, Zheng Tan seems to be lying on a bus again, listening to the driver honking his horn frantically and the sharp friction of the tires against the ground.

And the driver’s swearing in a local accent.

Vehicles driving on the road with their lights on are flowing like blood.

Everything around him seemed to be terrifying.

And Zheng sighed himself.

Every day is mute with the world.

Suddenly, I want to sing, loudly, and wantonly.

then.

After Zheng Tan saw the other microphone at Wei Ling’s place, he went to grab it in his arms.

At ten o’clock in the evening, the East Family District of Chuhua University.

Jiao family.

Jiao’s father and Jiao’s mother didn’t sleep. After all, this was the first time that his cat was taken out of the house after he finally came back. Even if he knew that Wei Ling was watching, he was still worried. Just call and explain. .

Just as I was thinking, the phone in the bedroom rang.

Jiao Dad, who was near the phone, quickly reached out to pick it up.

However, at the moment of the connection, the iconic “Owwowah” howled came from the receiver, which silenced the Jiao couple who were about to ask a series of questions for a while.

When the receiver became quiet, Jiao Dad asked, “What’s going on over there?”

“Black Charcoal is drunk and is howling now. I’m in the bathroom, it’s quieter here.” Wei Ling said over there.

“You give it a drink?!” Jiao Ma said angrily.

Jiao’s mother was about to come over to grab the phone and say a few words, but Jiao’s father comforted her and asked about the specific situation over there.

After Wei Ling said briefly, he walked out of the bathroom, went to the sofa, asked Long Qi to turn off the audio equipment, and put the phone next to Zheng Tan who was wailing.

Listening to the howl over there with the background sound removed, Dad Jiao was sure that it was indeed his own cat, and he was very energetic and full of energy.

It’s just that, compared to before, this time, my cat roared even more terrifyingly and unscrupulously, showing a tendency to get out of hand, that’s all.

“Black Charcoal?” Jiao Ma grabbed the phone and called a few times.

Zheng Tan was howling, feeling a little strange. There was no accompaniment, and it was quite quiet. Then he heard the voice from the phone, and the howling became smaller.

“Isn’t the black charcoal coming back?” It was Xiaoyuzi.

“Mom, what did Hei Tan do?” This was Jiao Yuan.

The two children didn’t fall asleep. When they heard the phone ringing at home, they immediately kicked off the quilt and got up, tiptoed to the parent’s door and put their ears to listen. They were sure it was about their cat, so they knocked on the door and came in.

Their voices also reached Zheng Tan’s ears through the phone.

It’s not big, but Zheng Tan can still hear it.

“Good, go to sleep, Hei Tan is singing with people.” Jiao Dad said to them.

Here, Zheng Tan tilted his head and thought for a while with his chaotic mind.

Yes, I am no longer wandering, and I can go home when I am tired. The small yard, the old building, the small house on the top floor that is crowded…

Thinking of this, my mood suddenly improves.

Wei Ling and Long Qi watched the cat on the sofa stop howling, and then howled suddenly again, becoming agitated. The hysterical voice that spanned two octaves but was not in tune at all, made Wei Leng howl. Ling and Long Qi wanted to hit the wall.

They are now very envious of Ah Jin who has already fallen asleep drunk, so that they don’t have to endure this torment.

No device, no music, no microphone, this cat can still howl so hard!

For this reason, Wei Ling and Long Qi made a decision in their hearts at the same time, they must never give this cat alcohol in the future!

Self-inflicted sin, can’t live!

Wei Ling wanted to go out to clean up for a while, but was afraid that Zheng Tan would do something unexpected. Since he agreed to the Jiao family, he had to watch.

As for Long Qi, he went up several times and wanted to take out the microphone that Zheng Tan was holding in his arms. He thought that without the microphone, the cat would probably not howl, but his hand was scratched before it touched the microphone. It was the sleeves that were devastated. Just two days after I bought the suit, the cat scratched the sleeves with a few holes.

When he wanted to slip out, he was pulled by Wei Ling, saying that we shared weal and woe.

Suffer your sister!

When Ye Hao came back from work, he was startled by the howl as soon as he opened the door and stopped his steps.

The sound insulation in the room is so good that when the door is opened, a huge auditory contrast is instantly created.

(To be continued..)

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