Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 71

[Chapter 64 It’s not me who kicked the balls]

The next day, Zheng Tan hid in Fang Shaokang’s bag and was about to leave the hotel.

The front desk clerk glanced at Fang Shaokang’s big backpack. He probably didn’t expect a person who looked quite down and out to stay in this kind of hotel. He also guessed what the big backpack was carrying.

“Sir, your backpack is not zippered…” The waiter, who was a kind reminder, could not say the last word “close” because she had already seen the cat’s whiskers from the opened zipper.

Opened his mouth, the waiter looked at Fang Shaokang, she smiled brightly, and then swaggered away.

After exiting the hotel door, Zheng Tan was less restrained, jumped out and walked beside Fang Shaokang, it was too uncomfortable in his backpack.

“Yo, the car is here!” Fang Shaokang said.

Zheng Tan stretched his neck and looked, but did not recognize which one Fang Shaokang was talking about, there were too many cars parked in the hotel parking lot.

Fang Shaokang walked over to an ordinary-looking private car, raised his hand and greeted the person sitting in the driver’s seat.

This is what Fang Shaokang meant by “saving fares”.

When Fang Shaokang opened the door, Zheng Tan saw that there was another person sitting in the back row, about the same age as Fang Shaokang, but this person looked more serious and had a little majesty.

It doesn’t matter whether he is serious or not, Zheng Tan just hopes that this person is reliable, and don’t behave like Fang Shaokang.

“Mayor Yuan, congratulations on taking office!” Fang Shaokang raised his feet and got into the car, sat down, and regardless of what the people around him would think, he directly put the big backpack with mud spots on the vacant seat next to him. Then I patted the last vacant lot in the back seat.

To Zheng Tan, who was still looking out of the car, he said, “Come up!”

Zheng Tan looked at the other person in the back seat, then at the little space in the back seat, and then at the empty passenger seat in front of him. After getting in the car, I went straight to the front and sat down.

“Hey, this cat is really!” Fang Shaokang smiled, ignoring Zheng Tan and chatting with the person next to him.

Zheng Tan squatted on the passenger seat, feeling that this kind of spacious place was more comfortable, it was better than squeezing a little space with Fang Shaokang’s big backpack.

The car doesn’t look that great from the outside, but it’s pretty good inside.

Should have been modified.

Looking at the driver next to him, he suddenly felt a little familiar.

It’s not that Zheng Tan has seen this person before, but that this person feels a bit like Wei Ling’s to Zheng Tan.

This person is probably a bodyguard and driver, and then think about the “Mayor Yuan Da” that Fang Shaokang just said.

I can understand.

The driver comrade next to him noticed Zheng Tan’s gaze.

looked sideways.

This cat ran to the passenger seat and squatted a bit inappropriate.

But since the boss didn’t express his opinion, he didn’t say much, as long as the cat didn’t interfere with driving.

And now.

Seeing this cat staring at him all the time, and that look doesn’t feel like a cat can have, it made him feel furious.

This cat is so tamarable!

The driver comrade felt goosebumps all over his body, so that the boss was slow to respond for a few seconds when he spoke and drove.

Turning his eyes from the driver to the window, Zheng Tan lay on the seat and looked at the tall buildings outside through the window.

Although his eyes were staring out of the window, he kept his ears open and listened to the conversation between Shao Kang and the man behind, because Zheng Tan just noticed that the topic of the latter two people was related to the robbery incident last night.

Fang Shaokang took a document handed over by Mayor Yuan, scolded, and said, “These two people still have the face to sue me?! Also, they obviously colluded, so I hit one of them with a stick. And I only hit one stick, the rest is none of my business, I knew I would beat them so much that I couldn’t even speak, wouldn’t they just be a jerk, it’s a shame!”

It turned out that Zheng Tan and Fang Shao were killed last night .

The two whom Kang had taught ran to sue Fang Shaokang for maliciously wounding people, and even mentioned attempted intentional homicide.

“Then tell me what happened to that person’s injury?”

“The cat kicked.”

“…”

Mayor Yuan pinched his eyebrows. He didn’t expect to encounter such a thing when he was transferred.

“It’s none of my business anyway.” Fang Shaokang threw the documents aside and spread his hands, “Even if that person really becomes a eunuch, he can only say that he is unlucky, asking for it, what did he do wrong last night, He’s like a robber, and he’s carrying a steel pipe! Besides, this person has a criminal record, even if he knows so many people and has so much relationship, he can’t deny that he is a rogue, and he just wants to corrupt money.”

Fang Shaokang crackled. After one pass, I summed up in one sentence, “Anyway, I didn’t do the kicking.”

Seeing Mayor Yuan pondering, Fang Shaokang snorted, “Don’t put on a frowning face, this is just the right thing to do. I’ll give you an excuse to start the operation, the new officer has three fires, and there are places for you to burn, why should you burn them well?”

After speaking, Fang Shaokang kicked the passenger seat.

It means: the trouble you are looking for should be carried by Lao Tzu!

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, pretending he didn’t know anything, anyway, he’s just a cat now, who would believe that a cat almost beat a person into a eunuch?

Even the beaten robber dared not tell the truth. Who would believe the truth?

!

Or, they think it’s a shame to say this, and don’t want people to know that it was actually a cat who almost turned themselves into a eunuch?

No matter what the situation is, Zheng Tan believes that the people in the back seat can solve it, and it is not his turn to worry about it.

The latter two did not discuss the matter about the two robbers who were beaten badly, and began to talk about family matters.

Those Zheng Tan were not interested in listening, and looked out the window to estimate when they would be able to leave the city.

After more than an hour, the car stopped.

Zheng Tan jumped out of the car. According to Fang Shaokang, they would transfer to another car here, and this car would take them all the way to Chuhua City.

So Zheng Tan is very excited, no need to walk on foot, no need to squat on a bicycle basket, no need to sit on a tricycle, and no need to perform street performances!

The most important thing is that this means that we will soon be able to return to Chuhua City, to that peaceful family compound!

Just thinking about Zheng Tan makes him so excited that he can’t sleep.

Counting the days carefully, it has been more than a month since he was arrested.

This month or so has given Zheng Tan the feeling that several years have passed, and “torture” is not enough to describe Zheng Tan’s views on this experience.

It was an off-road vehicle that took Zheng Tan and Fang Shaokang to Chuhua City, and it was quite luxurious.

There are some clean clothes in the car and so on.

They are all for Fang Shaokang. In the words of Mayor Yuan, “Pay attention to your image, and don’t let people laugh when you go there.”

Who is the “people” that “make people laugh at” in Mayor Yuan’s mouth, Zheng Tan doesn’t agree .

Not sure, he is too lazy to guess, as long as he knows that he can go back to Chuhua City.

The driver of the off-road vehicle knew Fang Shaokang and was sent by Fang Shaokang’s second brother.

Looking at the off-road vehicle that was walking away, Mayor Yuan sighed, “I’m almost forty, and it’s not as safe as a cat.”

If Papa Jiao knew Mayor Yuan’s emotion at the moment.

It must be said: this cat is actually even more worrying.

Zheng Tan in the off-road vehicle drove up to the high speed.

From time to time, he would pay attention to the signs on the highway. Fang Shaokang was holding a map, and Zheng Tan would also look at it, and then use the signs to estimate how far it was from Chuhua City.

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Zheng Tan thought that he would reach Chuhua City soon.

As a result, Fang Shaokang directed the driver to take a detour.

I could have walked in a straight line, but I had to turn a corner in the middle and go to a city with a long history to take a look at the scenery.

Take a photo, eat a folk snack, and go shopping for a few days.

Although Zheng Tan was a little unhappy in the first two days, he was quite interested in eating, drinking, and having fun, but after that, things like this kept repeating, and Zheng Tan was not happy. No matter how long the history is, no matter how delicious those folk snacks are, with Fang Shaokang, Zheng Tan really has no intention of shopping.

However, the driver only listened to Fang Shaokang’s words, and Zheng Tan couldn’t help it. It was impossible for the driver to take him alone, right?

Since Fang Shaokang’s thoughts could not be changed, Zheng Tan had to change it.

When following Fang Shaokang to hang out in a certain city on the way, Zheng Tan would ask Fang Shaokang to buy some small souvenirs. If he liked it, he jumped over and hugged the souvenirs, and then waited for Fang Shaokang to pay.

Thinking about the colors and styles that everyone in the Jiao family likes, Zheng Tan chose a few.

The driver who followed Fang Shaokang went from being surprised at the beginning, to calm, and then to numbness. It was no surprise that Zheng Tan was picking souvenirs, and if Fang Shaokang was too busy to take pictures, the one who helped pay was he is.

The driver also felt for the first time that cats are really troublesome animals!

Stop and go in this way, and then take a long detour in the middle, and only enter Jinghan Province, which is the province where Chuhua City is located, after a week.

Just when Zheng Tan felt that the light was right in front of him, Fang Shaokang asked the driver to stop again and played in a county not far from Chuhua City for a few days, saying that he was going to go fishing there.

Zheng Tan can’t wait to slap him, never ride with this kind of person in the future, it’s too easy to find trouble.

“It’s ten days and a half months, so why go back so early?” Fang Shaokang sat by the lake and fished leisurely there with a fishing rod.

Zheng Tan squatted on a tree beside him, tugging at his ears and ignoring him.

It’s been ten days since I contacted Dad Jiao. Are you really ready to wait for half a month?

And yesterday, I used Fang Shaokang’s mobile phone to call Dad Jiao. Dad Jiao said that the matter over there is almost over, so that Zheng Tan can go back at any time.

“Wang Wang! Wang Wang Wang!”

A black-haired dog next to him jumped on the spot with joy.

This dog was raised by a farmhouse nearby. He always likes to watch people go fishing, and barks excitedly whenever there is movement.

“Have you been hooked?!” Fang Shaokang hurriedly lifted the pole, “There are fish to eat at night!”

Zheng Tan yawned, ignored them, was bored, ran to Fang Shaokang’s big backpack again, and took off the zipper , took out the phone from the bag.

The driver who was sitting on the side helping to carry the fish bucket didn’t have any reaction when he saw this scene, it was not the first time anyway.

Now every day, I can see this cat take out his mobile phone from his backpack, UU read www.sonicmtl.com, then dial and listen to the phone. After listening to the call, the cat is in a very good mood.

And every time I see this situation, the driver will be sure again that the black cat is evil.

(To be continued..)

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