Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 6

[Chapter 6 East District]

Comrade Xiao Qu lives downstairs with a relatively special household, which is mainly due to the pet that the owner keeps – a blue-purple macaw, a rare species.

This bird is called “General” and belongs to the tall, rich and handsome parrot. This guy’s worth is equal to a 100-square-meter finely decorated house in the center of Chuhua, and its worth is still rising.

With a high IQ, proficient in many languages, eye-catching appearance, coupled with the principle of rarity, it is strange that this cheap bird is not worth a lot.

Different from the balconies of most households in the family building here, the balconies of the household on the fourth floor were all enclosed with thick barbed wire, mainly because the bird inside was afraid of flying out, not because it would fly away, but Afraid that it will bully people and animals.

This guy looks very responsible, but he is actually full of bad water.

“General” has a nickname called “Cat Sees Sorrow”, this girl especially likes to bully cats, especially likes to bite cats ears.

I heard that several cats have been bitten in the school before.

These are what I heard from Dad Jiao when Zheng Tan first came to this place. At that time, Dad Jiao told Zheng Tan that his original purpose was to raise Zheng Tan’s vigilance and prevent fire, theft, and parrots.

Look at the size of this guy, and think about the bite force of the macaw to see how destructive it is when it is violent.

However, after getting acquainted with it, Zheng Tan knew that the bird actually bullied the cat because of the object.

The cat on the east side of the family area is fine. As long as you don’t provoke it, it basically won’t take the initiative to attack. However, if you see the cat on the west side of the family area, then I’m sorry.

Perhaps because of the influence of its owner, this bird especially likes to sing nostalgic old songs, some songs Zheng Tan has only heard in the nostalgic special documentary, and some songs are completely unimpressive, but listening to the tunes, you can know some years, just like just now. The song Zheng Tan heard dates back to the 1980s, which is still good.

The most strange thing for Zheng Tan was the ability of this bird.

If the IQ of the average parrot is close to four or five years old, then this one downstairs is estimated to be comparable to an adult, and it is still a genius.

Why do you say that?

The birds downstairs were still singing in a low voice. Zheng Tan couldn’t help it. He looked up at the starry sky and sighed. Extend your paw and tap lightly.

“Dang ding, ding ding, ding ding ding ding…” [Nima, it’s so noisy!

]

The singing downstairs stopped abruptly, and the next moment Zheng Tan heard the flapping of his wings and the sound of his toes hitting the barbed wire. Obviously, the bird did not expect to hear such a sound at this time, so it was very Excited, he ran to the edge of the barbed wire.

Not too long ago, there was a pecking sound from downstairs, and it sounded like the bird was pecking at some food packaging box.

“Daddy, dick, dick, dick, dick…” [You’re here!

]

No one would have thought that in the middle of the night, a cat on the fifth floor of Building B, East Family Compound of Chuhua University, and a parrot on the fourth floor were communicating in Morse code.

In fact, Zheng Tan is not proficient in Morse code. He hasn’t learned it for a long time. The one who can actually use it proficiently is the fat civet cat who seems to be the most inconspicuous and inactive.

Every time Big Fat follows to visit relatives in the military area, or the old lady from the military area comes to see the old lady, he will be inspected for the use of passwords, such as Morse code communication, simple fence password card games, etc.

If Big Fatty’s test results are not satisfactory, hehe, just squat on instant noodles and go.

This parrot is a loyal lover of passwords. When Big Fat is at home, it will go to Big Fat to play the fence code game with cards in its mouth. If it cannot find Big Fat, it will find Zheng Tan or its owner to play Morse Code. Exchange games, but its owner is usually busy and doesn’t have much time to accompany it, so Zheng Tan suffers more times.

Last week, “General” was taken to a nature reserve in another province to play, and Zheng Tan was very relaxed for a few days.

Now I found out that this guy actually came back,

Zheng Tan’s mood suddenly became very depressed.

[I heard that Ah Huang was castrated?

I saw today that it actually took the Elizabethan circle] “General” was still in the excitement of finding a chat partner in the middle of the night, and had no sympathy for Ah Huang at all.

[I haven’t seen it for several days] Zheng Tan continued to tap the mosquito coil.

[Alas, this is the fate of your pet cats, what a pity, in the future your Four Musketeers in the Eastern District will probably become the Four Eunuchs in the Eastern District]

[Not every pet cat will have that surgery]

[Don’t fool yourself with the cat]

[Go away, I’m too lazy to care about you]

[Don’t go, let’s talk again, aren’t your cats nocturnal animals]

[None of your business, I went to bed, by the way, can’t you sing some more fashionable songs]

Half a minute later, the low-pitched singing rang again downstairs.

“You’re like that~ a fire! The raging flame~ warmed me~~”

Zheng Tan: “…” I really want to crush it to death!

Ignoring the overly energetic bird, Zheng Tan returned to the chair in the living room again, bent his front paws to cover his ears, and closed his eyes to sleep.

Early the next morning, Xiao Qu was woken up by Zheng Tan’s loud cat meowing. He struggled to get up and put on SpongeBob’s pajamas to open the door and let Zheng Tan go out.

In fact, Zheng Tan can open the door by himself, but after all, this is not his own home, so he needs to be more restrained. Besides, Zheng Tan also wants to make some trouble for Xiao Qu and prevent him from sleeping comfortably.

When Xiao Qu yawned and forced his eyes to open the door, he found that the door of Jiao’s house was open. After hearing the movement here, everyone who was eating breakfast in the Jiao’s house gathered at the door.

Rubbing his eyes, Xiao Qu smiled and said, “Morning!”

Zheng Tan went straight to the dining table, and Jiao’s mother had already entered the kitchen to give Zheng Tan a breakfast.

Outside the door, Xiao Qu took the tongs and took out the mouse from last night. Jiao Dad looked at it and commented: “The force of the shot is a little bit stronger, but overall it’s okay.”

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, but when he didn’t hear him, he continued to eat breakfast.

Jiao’s mother also gave Xiao Qu a bowl of vegetable porridge and asked him to come and eat it together. Anyway, with Xiao Qu’s habit, it is impossible to buy breakfast or make breakfast by himself at this time.

At the dinner table, while drinking porridge, Xiao Qu talked about the situation of catching mice last night. Jiao’s family was excited, especially Jiao’s mother, who talked about it when she went out.

At noon, Ah Huang was brought over by its owner, and the Elizabeth ring was no longer worn.

I haven’t seen him for a few days, and I feel that Ah Huangqing has lost a lot of energy, and he looks like he has no energy. Since Zheng Tan knows him, he has never seen him behave like this.

Next to her, Jiao’s mother was chatting with Ah Huang’s owner.

“Sister Ling, did Ah Huang not recover after the operation?” Jiao’s mother was a little worried.

“It shouldn’t be. I see that cats in other people’s homes have also undergone this operation, and they are alive and well the next day. However, after this operation, it has indeed changed a lot, and it no longer urinates everywhere like before.”

Zheng Tan walked into Jiao Yuan’s room and pulled out a large glass marble.

Hearing the sound of glass marbles rolling, Ah Huang moved his ears and looked over here.

It’s good to have a reaction, Zheng Tan thought it would become stupid because of the too much blow after an operation.

With the soles of his feet, he pushed the glass marbles towards the place where Ah Huang was lying.

Ah Huang, who was lying there, stretched out his paws to hook the glass beads.

five minutes later.

Zheng Tan looked at Ah Huang who was playing glass balls in the living room energetically, he was very emotional, how did Nima get hit, this is the stuffiness of being locked up at home!

Finally, at the suggestion of Jiao’s mother, Ah Huang was allowed to go out for a walk.

After going out, Ah Huang returned to his previous state of excitement. As soon as he walked out of the building, he was so excited that he ran and howled.

“Meow ow–meow–meow–”

On the fifth floor, the two women standing on the balcony were very puzzled. Didn’t they say that cats who had undergone surgery would no longer bark like this?

From what he knew about Ah Huang, Zheng Tan knew that this guy was just venting the depression that he had been forced to stay at home with Elizabeth Circle for a few days. At the same time, he also summoned other friends, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com only That’s all.

When they came to the corner, they met Mrs. Zhai, who was on the third floor of the same building as Zheng Tan and the others. Zheng Tan and several other cats knew her.

“Huang?” Mrs. Zhai called.

Hearing his name, Ah Huang, who was howling with his tail upside down, stopped for a moment, then squinted his eyes to look at it, and responded tenderly, “Meow~”

Zheng Tan: “…”

It felt like seeing the aunt who was swearing and scolding the street suddenly turned into a huge gap like Xiaojiabiyu.

Continue to trot along the familiar woods, and come to the woods next to the family area. The fat man and the sheriff who were summoned by Ah Huang’s voice are already there.

Big fat still looks like half-drooping eyelids who haven’t woken up. As for the sheriff, he doesn’t know what he’s chewing in his mouth, it’s probably some kind of insect.

The four cats walked into the woods, Zheng Tan moved his ears, there seemed to be other people in the woods.

I looked up and saw the blue on the tree in front of me.

It is “General”.

The yellow meniscus on that guy’s mouth always made Zheng Tan feel that he was laughing.

After Ah Huang looked up and saw “General”, he opened his mouth, “Meow-”

The “General” on the tree heard the sound, glanced at the four cats under the tree with its yellow-circled eyes, and raised the paw without the positioning anklet to his mouth: “Shh-”

Zheng Tan: “…”

What the hell is peeking at?

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