Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 54

[Chapter 47 There is no discipline at all!]

“Hey, have you heard that someone in the old alley was smothered!”

“I heard that he was treated quite badly, and when he was found out, he seemed to have gone crazy.

” Is it all set? Haven’t it recovered yet?”

“I also heard that when his friends asked him who did it, he just kept saying ‘cat’ and ‘monster’, etc. I’m

really scared.”

“Didn’t he kill a kitten a while ago? I said two things about that and he even kicked me, and it still hurts. If you want me to say, this is retribution… …Oh, boss, another fried dough stick!”

…

Early in the morning, in some breakfast places near the old building area, people were eating breakfast and talking about tattooed men.

The tattooed man was discovered at eleven or twelve in the middle of the night. His buddies who were watching the venue in the clubhouse saw that he had not been there, so they found two people who were relatively free to come to him, but there was no one at home. Finally found it in a dead end.

When he found the tattooed man, he still remained curled up on the ground, twitching all over, in a trance, murmuring something, and no one could hear what he was saying.

All around the tattooed man are glass shards from beer bottles. There are many places on his clothes that were cut by the blasted shards. There are wounds on his hands, face, and the exposed calf. His pants are still not lifted, but urine The smell is heavy.

At that time, people who came back from get off work in the middle of the night passed by, and when they saw the flashlight over there, they took a look, and then rumors spread.

No one called the police, and even if they did, the police wouldn’t care.

These people all have a criminal record, and the police are too lazy to pay attention to the personal grievances between these people. Besides, that person is just a little bastard, and there is no need to spend time and energy investigating.

No matter what happened to the tattooed man, or what the residents around the alleys in the old building were talking about, on the east side of the compound, Zheng Tan got up easily and squatted on his special chair to eat breakfast.

When I came back last night, even after washing my claws and blowing the wind, the smell of alcohol on my body still didn’t dissipate much, and Dad Jiao discovered it as soon as I came back.

Dad Jiao also suspected that Zheng Tan went to that tavern to eat or drink secretly.

However, seeing that Zheng Tan is very awake, walking steadily, in good spirits, and clean, he didn’t think much about it, but he still told Zheng Tan not to go to restaurants and other places at night, and be careful of being stewed.

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, the matter has been resolved, and he won’t stay there for long at night.

To solve a problem, Zheng Tan slept very soundly last night. This morning, he ate a big bowl of Sanxian noodles made by Jiao Ma, and then went out with the four of Jiao’s family.

After getting downstairs, Jiao’s father rode a small electric motor to the Health Science Building. Jiao’s mother carried a vegetable basket and sent the two children to school with Zheng Tan. Then Zheng Tan went for a walk, and Jiao’s mother went to buy vegetables.

The weather is getting warmer, and the sun is shining comfortably.

The birds on the campus began to make noise again, and the leaves began to sprout. It is estimated that it will not be long before the “roads of shit” on the campus will start to crackle and drop bird shit.

Anyway, Zheng Tan doesn’t go down those roads now. It’s one thing for the campus to be green and green, but there’s a lot of bird droppings, and Zheng Tan can smell bird droppings all the way there.

Zheng Tan walks in the green belt of the campus, where it is not allowed to step on at will, of course, it is only for humans, it does not matter to cats, anyway, Zheng Tan often tramples.

There are some flowers blooming here. Zheng Tan saw it when it was snowing,

but he didn’t come to see it.

I took a closer look and saw that the leaves looked like the camellias that the old man Lan said, but I didn’t know what kind, it was very beautiful.

Zheng Tan leaned up and sniffed, but there was no scent.

Just looking at the flower, Zheng Tan heard a girl’s voice not far away, presumably she was on the phone with her boyfriend.

“You have been going to Pearl City to assist the project for more than three months. Didn’t you say you can come back in three months… Delay? How long will it take… Well, I hope to see you next month, by the way, I will send What do you think of your specimen?” The

girl was talking on the phone, her high heels kicking a pebble on the road.

“What did you say?!” The girl’s voice suddenly increased, “That’s the specimen I made with the leaves of the maple tree in front of the dormitory! How could it be the inferior goods sold on the street… Of course you can’t tell the difference! Do you know the difference between poppies and poppies? Do you know the difference between cherry blossoms and peach blossoms? You don’t know, you can’t even tell the difference between huskies and Alaska!”

Zheng Tan, who was listening next to him: “…” Brother, you have worked hard!

Soon, the girl hung up the phone, stepped on high heels and left quickly.

Zheng Tan recalled the days when he was chasing girls back when he was in college. At that time, he had a lot of tricks to get those high-mountain flowers.

Looking down at the current hairy paws, Zheng Tan raised his head again and sighed, the world is unpredictable!

Zheng Tan was facing the sky with a contemplative look on his face, when a voice suddenly came from behind him.

“Hei Tan, are you looking at birds?”

Zheng Tan’s ears moved when he heard the sound, and he turned his head to look. The next moment, a lump of bird droppings fell from the sky, just dripping on Zheng Tan’s ears.

Zheng Tan: “…”

Paralyzed, that’s why I hate these birds that poop everywhere!

No manners at all!

!

The culprit had already flown away, and before flying away, he called out twice to show his existence.

When the bird droppings first dripped onto the ears, it was still a little warm, but it soon became cold, and there was still that smell, which made Zheng Tan very reluctant to catch the stink bird like this and then divide it up!

“Don’t shake your ears, it will shake your body.” Xiao Zhuo said with a smile in his words.

Listening to Xiao Zhuo’s words, Zheng Tan immediately stopped and froze there.

Xiao Zhuo took out a tissue from his bag and squatted down slowly.

Zheng Tan was a little startled when he saw her action. Is it okay to squat down with such a big belly?

After Xiao Zhuo wiped the bird feces on Zheng Tan’s ears with a tissue, he tapped Zheng Tan’s head with his fingers and slowly got up, “You are so lucky!”

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, this is really bad luck!

“Go, go to my place and wash your ears.” Xiao Zhuo went to the trash can and threw the tissue away, and said to Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan also felt that the ears were weird, and he always felt that there was still a lump of bird droppings on the ears, and Zheng Tan could smell it.

Only when you are clean can you feel comfortable in your heart, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable.

While walking towards the West District, Xiao Zhuo’s smile never stopped, and he said to Zheng Tan, “I heard that most birds have no bladders, and their rectum is also very short, so they defecate at the same time. If you want convenience, you can hold it first and wait until the toilet to excrete. But birds can’t, they can excrete anytime, anywhere, including when they are flying.”

So these birds without bladders are the real unscrupulous people who defecate anywhere!

Zheng Tan walked all the way and scolded those unscrupulous birds in his heart, including the “general” who hadn’t shown up for a long time was also scolded by Zheng Tan.

When he came to the western compound where Xiao Zhuo lived again, Zheng Tan saw a few cats that came out for a walk, and a few others were lying on their balconies, basking in the sun and flicking their tails.

There are more and more cats in the West District. Zheng Tan had also been around the West District compound when he first arrived. At that time, there were not many cats, and there were several kittens that looked like they were wearing lanugo.

In a blink of an eye, the kittens have become big cats.

I wonder if the cats in the east and west districts will have a fight?

The sheriff must be delighted.

Group fights, when I think of that scene, Zheng Tan thinks it’s spectacular. I’ve never seen cats fight in groups.

After thinking about it, I had already arrived at Xiao Zhuo’s residence. The nanny was watching TV and saw Xiao Zhuo come back with a caring smile. The smile broke instantly.

Zheng Tan didn’t care what the nanny was thinking, he just wanted to wash his ears quickly, the smell of bird poop made Zheng Tan want to vomit.

Xiaozhuo got some warm water, but there was no body wash for pets, so Xiaozhuo chose a milder body wash and put it on Zheng Tan’s ear, and rubbed it gently with his fingers.

For the convenience of Xiao Zhuo, Zheng Tan jumped onto a high stool, and Xiao Zhuo sat on the chair, so that she didn’t have to squat and feel uncomfortable.

There was bird droppings in the ears, and it was quickly washed, and after wiping it with a dry towel, it still smelled of shower gel.

Zheng Tan felt that he was in a better mood again, and his tail started shaking unconsciously.

Like last time, Xiao Zhuo was lying on the reclining chair, and Zheng Tan was lying on the moon chair next to him. The difference was that Xiao Zhuo was not reading a book this time, but an album.

There is also a plant specimen attached to the album.

Zheng Tan stretched his neck and leaned over to take a look. It was a specimen of a four-leaf clover, which was difficult to find. Zheng Tan had searched for a long time in the school to chase after his sister and couldn’t find a single one, but later he still spent money to buy it from someone else. Bought in.

Seeing Zheng Tan leaning over to look at it, Xiao Zhuo said, “This is a four-leaf clover, a variant of the clover. I heard that it means luck. This specimen was given by a girl from the School of Physics in the past. Well, it’s her.”

Zheng Tan Looking at the girl in the photo pointed to by Xiao Zhuo, isn’t she the sturdy girl with a phone that I saw today?

“But she is no longer in the School of Physics. She took an inter-professional postgraduate entrance examination to study botany. She has always been very interested in plants.” Xiaozhuo said, “She gave me this four-leaf clover, but she said that it is an axle. The four-leaf clover of the grass, the four-leaf clover of the clover is very common, and the probability of finding the four-leaf is relatively high. She originally wanted to find the four-leaf clover of the sorrel, only the clover of the sorrel family is the real one. It is a pity that the four-leaf herb has never been found.

The four-leaf herb is a mutant individual. Relatively speaking, the probability of sorrel mutating is very small. It is difficult to find an individual with four heart-shaped leaves. The fourth leaf grows only when the gene mutates.”

Is there a difference?

Zheng Tan took a closer look. He didn’t know how this specimen was made. It was still green, with a “V”-shaped white halo in the center of each leaf.

Is this the clover four-leaf clover that Xiao Zhuo said?

Zheng Tan recalled the grass he found when he was picking up girls in the past. When he was looking for it, it was the kind with heart-shaped leaves, and there was no white V-shape. The specimens are almost the same.

Sorrel four-leaf clover?

It’s really difficult.

“Oh!” Xiao Zhuo exclaimed softly.

Zheng Tan’s nerves tensed immediately, looking at it, he won’t give birth, will he?

!

Xiao Zhuo just put the album down and said with a smile, “It’s moved.”

What moved?

Zheng Tan was at a loss.

Then, Zheng Tan followed Xiao Zhuo’s gaze towards her protruding belly.

After returning home, Xiao Zhuo took off his coat, revealing the raised arc of the sweater.

Zheng Tan still looked at Xiao Zhuo’s big belly suspiciously, and when he was about to withdraw his gaze, he found that it suddenly moved.

“Hei Tan, brother is saying hello to you.” Xiao Zhuo sighed to Zheng, “Come here.”

What?

Zheng Tan hesitated to jump from the moon chair to the reclining chair, but he still tried his best to stay away from Xiao Zhuo’s belly, which always felt quite scary.

However, Xiao Zhuo didn’t let Zheng Tan dodge, grabbed Zheng Tan’s arm and took it there, Zheng Tan’s palm was about to touch that big belly in the next moment.

Zheng Tan hurriedly drew his palm back.

His paw even threw a bottle of wine yesterday and used medicine to fix it, and he always felt that it was not very good.

Xiao Zhuo saw Zheng Tan pulling his hand back and was about to make a sound when his stomach moved twice.

Zheng Tan watched it move.

Are you really saying hello?

After thinking for a while, Zheng Tan slowly moved over there, without raising his palm, he directly pressed his forehead against the place where it moved just now.

The next moment, there seemed to be a light touch on the forehead.

Maybe…

this is what new life feels like?

“In the future, this little guy will have to be called Brother Heitan, um, Brother Hei.” Xiao Zhuo said.

Zheng Tan retreated to the moon chair, a scene of a human child following behind a black cat’s butt and calling him “Brother Hei” appeared in his mind, shaking, Zheng Tan was a little unimaginable.

Paralyzed, will it grab Lao Tzu’s tail then?

If it is caught, I will draw it correctly.

Zheng Tan didn’t eat at Xiao Zhuo’s place at noon, the nanny looked at him like he was looking at the god of plague, and kept two meters away from Zheng Tan.

After returning to Jiao’s house and having lunch, Zheng Tan rolled on the sofa for a while, unable to fall asleep, and ran out again.

Wandering around, he arrived at the old man Lan’s flowerbed, and suddenly thought that he had seen the fermented sorrel that Xiao Zhuo mentioned in the old man Lan’s flower shed.

Isn’t there always a “baby” in Old Man Lan’s small garden?

Zheng Tan is ready to try his luck.

Except for the flower sheds with special labels, the other flower sheds were not locked. When Zheng Tan entered the flower garden, Old Man Lan was busy in one of the flower sheds.

Hearing the noise on the flower shed, the old man Lan just glanced sideways at Zheng Tan, then continued to work.

The doors of some flower sheds were open, and Zheng Tan looked at them one by one, and finally saw the sorrel in a flower shed by his head.

There is no special planting in this greenhouse. The previously planted ones were removed, and then they have not been planted here.

When Zheng Tan came here, there was still a special sign hanging on the flower shed. Since then, the door has been closed, but it has been opened today. It is estimated that the old man Lan is sampling again.

Here is the old man Lan who did the mutagenesis experiment, UU reading www.

sonicmtl.com I don’t know what new flowers have been mutated, Zheng Tan doesn’t know them, anyway, old man Lan and a few other old men are treasures.

Zheng Tan walked in, came to the clump of sorrel, and took a closer look. It was indeed a heart-shaped leaf, and he was right.

This kind of plant is so common that Zheng Tan usually doesn’t bother to pay attention to it.

However, Zheng Tan is still holding the mentality of giving it a try to see if there are any special mutants here.

Three leaves… three leaves… four leaves!

Zheng Tan was overjoyed when he saw the one with four leaves, I heard that it means luck!

Before Zheng Tan was happy for two seconds, he found that there were many four leaves next to this four-leaf leaf.

San Ye has become a rare commodity here.

What happened to this Nima?

!

Isn’t it said that this four-leaf variant is a rarity?

Back then, Lao Tzu went to find four-leaf clover in order to get the girl, but now more than 70% of the clump in front of him is four-leaf clover!

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