Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 4

[Chapter 4 Black carbon, come on!]

Three months ago, when Zheng Tan saw Big Fatty for the first time, he was still small and thin, but now it is developing in the direction described by its name, so Zheng Tan admires the person who named Big Fatty very much. old lady.

God enough.

It seemed that there was a change in the balcony, and the fat man who was squatting on the instant noodles turned to look out the window, but because of the slightly larger range of motion, the instant noodles pressed under the buttocks made a crisp “click” sound.

Hearing this voice, Big Fatty’s sideways movements froze immediately, then drooped his ears, slowly twisted back, and stopped looking at the balcony, the back was a desolate one.

Zheng Tan twitched the corners of his mouth, as if feeling a little guilty.

Well, it seems that Big Fatty’s supper tonight is going to be reduced again.

The old lady who fed Big Fat has a son who works in the provincial military region. Every month, he will pick up the old lady for a week or two and live there for a period of time, and Big Fat follows.

Sometimes the old lady and her son will come to stay for a few days, and every time this time, it is time for the fat man to suffer.

Zheng Tan remembered the military training in his freshman year. If he made a mistake, he would be punished by the instructor to stand in the military posture. Now, it is impossible for a cat like a “skinny head” to stand in the military posture. Therefore, the fat man is often punished to squat on instant noodles. , After squatting, look at the degree of fragmentation of the instant noodles, and deduct the ration according to this.

Dad Jiao had already parked the car over there, Zheng Tan turned around and jumped off the balcony railing, followed Dad Jiao into the building and went home.

When she entered the house, Jiao’s mother had already come back, but she looked at Zheng Tan a little strangely, seeing that Zheng Tan was covered in hair, and hurriedly ran into Gu Youzi’s room. After entering the room, Zheng Tan hid behind the door and listened to her ears. .

“What’s wrong?” Jiao Dad asked.

“Oh, Ah Huang died!” Jiao Ma sighed.

Zheng Tan was stunned for a moment, Ah Huang, that second-hand product, was still alive and kicking a few days ago and looked like he had no way of venting his energy, how could it be…

Then, after listening to Jiao’s father and mother’s conversation, Zheng Tan realized that it was “castration” instead of “death”. So, Ah Huang has become an eunuch?

!

“Listening to Sister Ling, this will help Ah Huang to get rid of some bad ailments. It just so happens that Ah Huang is eight months old and can have surgery… Today, Sister Ling asked me if I would like to send our black charcoal to Xiao Guo and the others. Do it there, I refused.” Jiao Ma said.

Zheng Tan felt cold sweat coming from behind the door, but when he heard the last sentence, his hanging heart was relieved a lot.

“Our cat doesn’t need it.” Jiao Dad made a decision. “Everyone’s cat is different. Her cat is suitable, but not ours. You can simply refuse when Sister Ling advises you in the future.”

“Well, that’s what I thought too.” Jiao Ma, who was supported, showed a smile again on her face.

And Zheng Tan, who was squatting behind the door, also breathed a sigh of relief. If he was really sent for surgery, he would rather run away than run a knife on his lifeblood.

Zheng Tan thought for a moment of silence for Ah Huang that second-hand.

I heard before that Ah Huang likes to urinate everywhere. Even if you put it in the cat litter box at home, it can spray all the urine out without leakage, so Ah Huang’s cat litter box has two layers. Yes, only the outer layer plays a key role.

As for arriving at the house, Ah Huang is even more happy. Many places in the East family compound can smell that guy’s urine. For this Zheng Tan, I don’t know how many times I smoked it, but the guy is obviously a frequent Teach repeatedly without modification.

Now that Ah Huang’s life is safe, Zheng Tan doesn’t have to worry anymore, cats have their own destiny. Ever since he knew he had become this way, Zheng Tan has been telling himself to try his best to adapt.

The next day, the otaku on the opposite side came over and knocked on Jiao’s door.

It’s Saturday, Jiao Yuan and the others are at home and eating breakfast.

“Yo, Xiao Qu, it’s so early!” Jiao Ma was a little surprised.

So early?

Is it past nine o’clock?

Gu Youzi glanced at the bright sunshine outside, and looked at Jiao Yuan, and the two continued to silently struggle with the egg noodles in the bowl.

But for Xiao Qu, who goes to bed late and wakes up late, it is indeed very early. Jiao’s mother knows this, so she is surprised that Comrade Xiao Qu unexpectedly wakes up before 12 noon!

Xiao Qu pulled out a smiling face, looked around the living room, and asked, “Brother Jiao isn’t there?”

“He’s going to take an experimental class today, and he went out early in the morning. Do you have anything to look for? I’ll call him if I’m in a hurry.” Jiao Ma said.

“This…hehe, it’s not an urgent matter.” Xiao Qu’s gaze rested on a low stool beside the dining table, and when he saw the black cat eating noodles, Jiao Ma said, “Sister Gu, that…can you… …borrow your cat?”

Jiao Yuan and Gu Youzi, who were struggling for breakfast, stopped their chopsticks at the same time, and looked at Comrade Xiao Qu, who was standing at the door a little embarrassed. At a certain time and place last month, someone was holding the wall with one hand and the other on his hips. When they said “I don’t have half a mouse in my house”, the two children remember it clearly!

Seeing the eyes of the two children, Comrade Xiao Qu was even more embarrassed, he coughed, and Jiao’s mother said, “I mentioned this to Brother Jiao yesterday.”

Jiao’s mother didn’t think there was anything wrong. Someone borrowed from her own cat, which was a good thing, to show her own cat’s ability, which made Jiao’s mother feel an inexplicable sense of pride.

So Jiao’s mother waved her hand, “It’s no big deal, just come and hold it whenever you want.”

Zheng Tan, Jiao Yuan, and Gu Youzi: “…” When Jiao’s father was away, Jiao’s mother was always so dictatorial.

“Thank you, Sister Gu! I’ll bring the black charcoal over after dinner today. Hey, Sister Gu, don’t you know that the mouse in my house is about to make me nervous.” The comrade instantly swept away the decadence and went back to his room with satisfaction.

Jiao’s mother smiled like a morning glory, “That’s all it takes to raise a cat!”

Jiao Yuan lowered his head and poked the small porcelain bowl in front of him with his chopsticks, holding back the words of Xiao Qu in his voice study: “I don’t have half a mouse in my house—”

Jiao’s mother tapped Jiao Yuan’s head, “eat your noodles!”

Gu Youzi pursed her lips, looking very unhappy.

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In the evening, around eight o’clock, Xiao Qu came over to borrow a cat.

No need for Jiao’s mother to say more, Zheng Tan walked over to the opposite side, sooner or later, he had to solve it, otherwise those white mice would not be practicing in vain?

Jiao Yuan was still cheering at the door: “Hei Tan, come on! Let them see how awesome it is!”

Jiao’s mother turned her head and said, “Go back to do your homework! One wrong pocket money is halved!”

Here, Zheng Tan followed Xiao Qu into the house.

After entering the door, at first glance, Zheng Tan felt a sense of familiarity – it’s really Tamar chaos!

Just like myself back then.

At second glance, I saw a familiar creature.

As soon as Zheng Tan entered the door, he saw three cockroaches. One had just climbed into the bathroom. After a sigh, it paused, shook its long filamentous tentacles, and quickly crawled into a pile of magazines.

As one of the oldest insects on earth that appeared earlier than dinosaurs and lived in the same era as dinosaurs and trilobites, it possesses abnormal vitality that can survive for nine days in a headless state. The name “Xiaoqiang” comes from cockroaches. True to its name.

I heard that its vitality has been evolving, and I don’t know what it will become in the future.

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[Small Science]: Cockroaches are a combination of sexual reproduction and asexual reproduction. After some female cockroaches mate once, they will become hermaphrodites and will lay eggs continuously in the future.

Therefore, when classmates who don’t like cockroaches have cockroaches at home, they should kill one when they see one, otherwise a new litter of roaches may come out in one to two weeks.

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