Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 31

[Chapter 26 Do you dare to bite Lao Tzu’s ear?]

After smoking a cigarette, he told his subordinates what to do next. He Tao lit another cigarette and sat down beside Wei Ling.

He also felt a lot more relaxed after the case was done. Before, he had been controlling the amount of cigarettes in order to prevent him from carrying too much cigarette smell, but now he doesn’t care.

“Where are you going to be a security guard? Community? Enterprise? Factory?” He Tao asked.

“Enterprise or factory, we will see the situation when the time comes. After all, the factory has not yet opened.” Wei Ling replied.

“Whose factory

is it?” “Heitan was co-founded by a friend, and I also got involved, but my knowledge is limited, and I can’t understand their advanced knowledge. I have invested part of the money in my hand. If I work, it is still a security guard. This kind of thing is more suitable for me, and then I will find my retired comrades to come and work together.”

He Tao was silent for a while, and his hand holding the lighter stretched out his thumb and pointed diagonally at the black cat squatting high in the warehouse. ” It’s father?”

“Well.” Wei Leng flicked the cigarette butt, “People in the community call it that, dog father cat father and so on.”

“Tsk, when did pets have such a high status?”

“To people Disappointed, the status of pets has also improved. I heard some time ago that the more people I know, the more cute pets are. This perception is too one-sided and extreme, at least I don’t think those pets are cute, such as that Only.” Wei Ling turned his head and nodded in Zheng Tan’s direction, “I can’t control my temper.”

He Tao clicked his tongue twice. He was going to hurt a little bit, but he thought that he just owed the cat one. Renqing held back his words and said, “By the way, let that friend of yours be more restrained recently, and the top will hit hard recently.”

“I’ll tell him if you don’t mention it, it’s really not peaceful recently, yes It’s time to fix it up.” The

policeman over there has already packed everything up, and He Tao didn’t say more, patted Wei Ling on the shoulder, “If you need help, just tell me, if the factory can fix it, I will Let’s go

and have a look.”

Wei Ling waved his hand to indicate that he knew, “Senior brother, don’t just focus on climbing up, your skills are all backward, if it weren’t for that cat, you would definitely suffer this time.”

He Tao smiled, “You guys, one or two don’t worry about it. In Chuhua City, how can I cover you if I don’t climb a high point? It saves you from having to smile and owe someone else’s favor.

” He Tao, who was far away, took a deep breath of his cigarette, threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stomped it out, and shouted to Zheng Tan, “Hei Tan, go back!”

Zheng Tan got up and stretched, and glanced around. , look at the real estate billboard erected not far away, shake his hair, go downstairs, and go home.

On the way back to Chuhua City, Wei Ling did not drive very fast this time, the speed slowed down a bit, and sometimes he would take a long detour, as if to relax.

It was past three o’clock in the afternoon when we arrived at the East Family Compound of Chuhua University. After Zheng Tan returned to the East Family Compound, he took a bath first, and asked Wei Ling to help boil the water with a special bathtub.

Wei Ling also took a shower with the remaining water, because he was going to the hospital to see a patient later, and he went out again in the morning and got dirty. It’s not good to go to the hospital like this, and the image is the second thing. A lot of germs are brought in, even if it is not a sterile room, it is better to clean yourself when you go to a place like a ward.

When Zheng Tan was taken to the hospital, there were bursts of light laughter from Jiao’s ward. It was Jiao’s laughter, and the intern named Li Xiaoqian at the medical school who helped take care of Jiao’s mother.

Hearing the laughter, Zheng Tan tugged at his ears. At this time, Jiao Yuan and the others were in school. What could make Jiao’s mother laugh like that?

Zheng Tan’s doubts were answered when he opened the door and saw the situation on the hospital bed.

At the moment on the hospital bed, Jiao’s mother was lying there, and there was a blue figure beside Jiao’s uninjured hand, rolling around.

Zheng Tan: “…” Why did this paralyzed product come back so quickly from a business trip?

!

Beside the ward, Professor Tan, the owner of “General”, was talking to Jiao Dad.

Professor Tan, who was about the same age as Jiao’s father, said with a serious face at the moment: “This time I went to the national nature reserve in the south and met a blue-purple macaw like the ‘General’, raised by a professor who studies ecology. The Blue Purple King Kong is also very smart, but the pronunciation is not as accurate as that of the ‘General’. They even compared the singing. As a result, the Blue Purple King Kong is not very talented in singing. It’s like hiccups, and the high pitch sounds like killing a chicken.”

Several people in the ward laughed again after hearing Professor Tan’s words.

The “general” lying on his back next to Jiao’s mother heard Professor Tan talk about his great achievements, one turned over, raised his head and said, “The general is mighty, the general is mighty!”

“The ‘general’ will sing another song.” Li Xiaoqian next to him said .

The general tilted his head and seemed to be thinking about what song to sing, five seconds later.

“Sweet honey~ You smile sweetly~ It’s like flowers blooming in the spring breeze~ blooming in the spring breeze~” While

singing it and shaking his head, Zheng Tan despises it very much, virtue!

Ignoring the “General”‘s show, Zheng Tan jumped onto Jiao’s mother’s hospital bed and pushed the parrot beside Jiao’s mother away.

Seeing Zheng Tan jumping up, Jiao’s mother also tucked the quilt for him to make Zheng Tan squat more comfortably.

Stepping on the soft and warm quilt, Zheng Tan felt a lot more balanced.

While singing, “General” moved to Zheng Tan’s side. When he finished singing the last word, his mouth did not close, but turned to Zheng Tan’s side, facing Zheng Tan’s pricked cat ears, ready to bite go down.

Zheng Tan’s palm on the mattress moved, his ears tugged into planes, and he squinted at the parrot next to him, his eyes threatening.

Do you dare to bite Lao Tzu’s ear?

Fuck you!

It’s estimated that I haven’t seen any cats during the business trip. This cheap parrot has itchy mouth again. When he sees the cat’s ears, he wants to bite it twice.

The “General” who was stared at by Zheng Tan’s threatening eyes paused for a moment, then twisted his neck and turned to the other side, ignoring Zheng Tan.

The people in the ward couldn’t stop laughing when they saw the cat’s action.

Li Xiaoqian checked the time, went out to work first, and came back later to help Jiao’s mother change her dressing.

Wei Ling stayed for a while and then left, Zheng Tan was lying beside Jiao’s mother, Jiao’s injured arm was the other one, lying on this side would not touch the wound, Zheng Tan also took care not to touch other injuries on Jiao’s body several places.

Professor Tan and Jiao Dad were talking about some relatively large engineering projects recently applied for by the school. When he was approaching Jiao’s mother’s wound without paying attention, Zheng Tan would use his tail to swipe it or swipe directly with his claws.

It was indeed much warmer inside than outside, and Zheng Tan felt a little drowsy.

A knock on the door woke Zheng Tan up.

The person in charge of Jiao’s mother recently is Li Xiaoqian, and occasionally a few doctors will come to see her.

Apart from the doctors, Li Xiaoqian and others all knew of Zheng Tan’s existence. They knew that the Jiao family often brought their cats here, so they didn’t say anything, but if it was an outsider, Zheng Tan would still avoid it. it is good.

“General” had already flown to Professor Tan’s shoulder with the medicine bottle in his mouth, and Zheng Tan also jumped out of bed and got into the bag next to Jiao Dad.

The person who entered the door was a nearly thirty-year-old woman, dressed in more orthodox clothes, not serious, looking friendly and with a little majesty, but this majesty was far less than “Buddha”.

After seeing this person, Jiao Dad quickly got up.

“Mr. Yang, why are you here?!”

This person is Jiao Yuan and his class teacher, teaching Jiao Yuan and the others Chinese.

Zheng Tan had seen it a few times, but he didn’t pay much attention.

“I just heard that Teacher Gu is ill today, I’ll come and see.” Teacher Yang put down the fruit he bought.

Mr. Yang does not live in the family area of Chuhua University. He has a house outside. Today, he has something to leave early. In the morning, he heard that Jiao Yuan’s mother was hospitalized.

“By the way, today the school lost power due to some faults. The light in the classroom was dimmed at four o’clock in this weather, and the students couldn’t read the blackboard, so the whole school was dismissed one class earlier. I saw the coke in the fruit shop below the hospital. They are far away, and there are a few students in the class. They came to see Teacher Gu together, hey, I also promised them to keep it a secret, Teacher Gu, Professor Jiao, don’t say it was me telling the secret later.” Teacher Yang joked.

Zheng Tan: “…” The poor little kids were betrayed when they turned around, and it was their respected class teacher who betrayed them.

Because there was something else, Teacher Yang left after talking for a while.

Before five minutes of waiting, Zheng Tan heard footsteps belonging to children outside.

The door opened a crack, and Jiao Yuan’s head came in. After looking around the ward, he said, “My classmate heard that my mother was hospitalized, so I came to see it.”

“Then what are you waiting for, let your classmate in quickly .

.” Jiao Dad pretended to know just now and got up to greet him.

The space in the ward was not large, so Dad Jiao and Professor Tan came out and let a few children in.

Zheng Tan looked out from the gap in the bag. Besides Lan Tianzhu, Xiong Xiong, and Su An who were often seen, there was another girl.

“Hey, who is this kid?” Jiao Ma looked at the only girl.

Jiao’s mother doesn’t say that all the children in Jiaoyuan’s class know each other, but she will have an impression of what she has seen, and now this girl standing here, Jiao’s mother thinks back and is sure that she has never met.

“She’s new to our class, her name is Litmus!” When Jiao Yuan introduced it, he specially emphasized the name “litmus”.

“Ah, it’s no wonder I don’t remember it, it turned out to be a newly transferred student.” Jiao Ma said.

“Her name is Shi Rui!” Jiao Yuan emphasized again.

“I know her name is Shi Rui.”

Jiao’s mother was a little puzzled by Jiao Yuan’s repeated emphasis on the name of the little girl, but Jiao’s father and Professor Tan who were standing at the door smiled knowingly and already understood what Jiao Yuan meant.

Jiao Yuan was a little helpless that Jiao’s mother hadn’t reacted yet. He pointed to Su An, whose face was flushed and the tips of his ears were congested

. drink.

“What are you afraid of, everyone will know sooner or later, didn’t you say that your family will move to the East family compound in two days?” Jiao Yuan didn’t care about Shi Rui’s eyes.

Jiao Ma finally understood the meaning of this after Jiao Yuan’s prompting. She looked at Su An who was blushing and didn’t know what to do, and then looked at the litmus who stared at Xiong Xiong and the others who were snickering, smiling. Shaking his head.

It’s quite a coincidence.

The only ones who didn’t understand were the “General” standing on Professor Tan’s shoulders and Zheng Tan, who was confused in his bag.

It wasn’t until Jiao Yuan talked about the things about Shi Rui in the past few days that Zheng Tan finally understood what these arrogant children meant.

Litmus, an organic acid in chemistry, is used as an acid-base indicator in chemistry. It turns red in the presence of acid and turns blue in the presence of alkali. It is often seen in middle school textbooks.

On the morning when the little girl named Shi Rui transferred, Su An didn’t go to school because of diarrhea, so she went to the school in the afternoon.

When the class was over, Lan Tianzhu and Jiao Yuan asked Su An who was lying on the table with a tired look, “Do you know Litmus?” Su An raised his head, “You know,

the

indicator!”

Classmate Rui was standing behind Su An, and his face was not very good.

She hates being called “indicator”!

Since then, Su An has blushed every time he sees Li Rui, and because of this, they are often made jokes by Jiao Yuan.

Su An’s name in pinyin is the sour pronunciation.

This is quite a coincidence.

While the little kids were joking, Dad Jiao’s phone rang.

Professor Tan took the “General” to leave. When he left, the “General” flew away from the window and waited for Professor Tan downstairs. It was not good for him to leave the hospital.

Dad Jiao thought about it before going out to answer the phone, but he still went back and twisted out the bag that Zheng Tan was in. Those little brats were not strict with their mouths, not to mention that there was a new litmus. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, the bag was twisted out.

Walking quickly to the end of the aisle outside the ward, Jiao Dad answered the phone.

Zheng Tan stayed in the bag and listened to Dad Jiao’s phone call. The person who called was a college classmate called “Yuanzi” by Dad Jiao that Zheng Tan had met before, and he was also talking about starting a company.

After the phone call, Jiao Dad said to Zheng Tan in the bag: “Hei Tan, I also invested the 30,000 yuan in your card to shoot the advertisement. I will treat it as an investment and give you dividends at that time.”

Zheng Tan Shooting advertisements with Xiao Guo earns more money every time. Originally, it was once a month, but after Xiao Guo saw that the effect was good, he changed it to once every two weeks, and the remuneration has been increasing.

Zheng Tan didn’t know how good the so-called effect was. Anyway, every time he went there, Xiao Guo looked at him with the look of seeing the God of Wealth.

Put it in, just put it in. Anyway, Zheng Tan thinks that he can’t use it now. Some time ago, I heard Xiao Guo say that you can try other advertisements. The salary will definitely not be low. Earn money.

And Zheng Tan never thought that one day in the future, the number on that card would become eye-popping.

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