Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 289

[Chapter 278 Cats Are “Nymphos”]

After Liu Ba heard the ticking on the other end of the phone, he planned to reply in the same way, but before he could ring, the phone was cut off.

Listening to the beeps on the phone, Liu Ba smiled and said to the golden turtle: “This mysterious expert is really capable, I understand this.

” He can’t speak now. As for before that, whether it’s Teacher Xiaobai or the person who lost the dog, if Zheng Tan uses this method, the other party will only think that Zheng Tan is teasing them and is more likely to not understand. Gao, and Liuba is a man with extensive business, deep knowledge, and a lot of knowledge. Zheng Tan just planned to give it a try. When he tapped the metal piece he picked up just now, the other party did not interrupt, which shows that the other party is extremely Possibly understood.

Now that he understands, Zheng Tan doesn’t plan to say more. He hangs up the phone and turns off the phone. He decides not to turn it on for a few days. If Liuba wants to continue to use harassment tactics, he will let him go. up?

Out of sight, out of mind, out of mind, and finally feeling better because Yuzi’s mother left, Zheng Tan didn’t intend to be depressed because of Liuba’s neuropathy.

Wandering around, he threw the Frisbee and teased the black back kept by the guard at the side door, and Zheng Tan walked back.

Instead of going back directly to the compound, he walked around the curve along the road.

When walking to Old Man Lan’s small flower garden, Zheng Tan jumped to the fence and looked inside, and at a glance he saw the sheriff squatting beside a pot of orchids and was concentrating on eating the flowers.

At first, when Zheng Tan found out that it was eating the flowers, he was worried that something would happen if the guy chewed on the orchid too much, but only occasionally saw the guy vomit once.

He spit out some hairballs, and pooped in a big flowerpot with no flowers but some soil in the small flowerbed. There was no such thing as being alive and kicking at other times, so Zheng Tan didn’t care about it.

The three flowers that bloomed in this pot of orchid a few days ago are now gone, and some green leaves around have been bitten, and many have bite marks on them. As for the old man Lan in front of his old friends that day He said that eating flowers means that Zheng Tan took the blame for this guy, and the old man Lan always persevered to put the feces pot on Zheng Tan’s head.

To say that the sheriff has never planted anything in his house, he even used a flower pot to put cat grass in it.

But this guy doesn’t give face.

Every time I take two bites, I’m not interested. Zheng Tan listened to the sheriff and his owner complained several times when talking with Jiao’s mother. feel.

Mostly the latter.

Zheng Tan used to think that the sheriff had a dog-like inside.

Will bark.

Aggressive, fighting with the little Jingba Chihuahuas in the compound, except for Niu Zhuangzhuang.

The other dogs in the compound all have this guy “with a leg”, and now Zheng Tan is always caught by this guy to chew on flowers, looking at the guy chewing on orchid leaves like a rabbit.

Someone once said that if there is any animal in the world that thinks that flowers are beautiful and fragrant and wants to throw them down and eat them,

it must be cats.

In fact, many cats are “nympho”, such as the sheriff.

Last week, Zheng Tan also heard from Jiao’s mother that one of her colleagues also had a cat at home. One day, her colleague’s husband gave her colleague a bouquet of flowers on their wedding anniversary, and her colleague’s cat ran over and buried half of his head. I can’t stop myself from licking in that bunch of flowers.

People who don’t keep cats basically don’t pay attention to cats’ attachment to flowers, and people who keep cats don’t necessarily notice whether their cats like to eat flowers.

Cats are carnivores, there is no doubt about this, but sometimes they can be seen grazing in the grass when they are walking outside. People attribute this to the cat’s self-rescue – vomiting.

Except for the special case of Zheng Tan and some special species and individuals, most cats spend a lot of time licking their hair every day, and hairballs will form in their stomachs, and some non-toxic fiber-rich plants will irritate their stomachs. They spit hairballs.

But sometimes people overlook things, like eating certain plants can make them sick.

Many plants are poisonous to cats, such as castor beans, rhododendron, lily of the valley, chrysanthemum, oleander, hydrangea, etc., but the degree of toxicity varies, and different cats may have different preferences and tolerances.

Some cat friends who have studied this aspect are more afraid of Liliaceae plants. Maybe Liliaceae plants are nothing to humans, but Liliaceae plants can make cats very sick, according to veterinarians and toxicology. According to experts, lilies may be a major cause of acute renal failure in cats.

These are what Zheng Tan heard when he listened to some old men in the compound. Old man Lan also noticed the flowers that were placed outside without fences in the small garden, and found that the sheriff only ate some of them. Especially orchids, and these kinds of flowers and plants are not listed as dangerous species to cats.

It’s hard to restrain animals like cats, especially the sheriff’s stocking for several years.

The sheriff runs outside all day. According to the performance of this guy, it is estimated that he eats a lot of flowers when he is hanging out on the campus on weekdays, but he has never been sick because of eating flowers, which means that this guy usually eats flowers. I didn’t go to eat those flowers that are dangerous to it. As for orchids, seeing that this guy has eaten so much, it should be… ok?

However, cats are carnivores after all, and eating too much is not necessarily a good thing. Everything has to be done in moderation.

Cats are one of the most deadly animals. They are always curious about the world and die everywhere without a long memory. Even the popular sleigh three fools are far behind.

Many cats with flowers and plants may vomit, convulse, fail in liver function, and even die, but these “nympho” guys just refuse to keep their memory longer, even if they are repeatedly attacked and abused again and again, many Cats will still repeatedly eat the plants that put them in the hospital.

Some people say that cats like flowers because they like the sweetness of flowers, but others will scoff at it. A large number of studies and reports have shown that cats have lost the ability to digest carbohydrates in evolution and cannot taste the sweetness.

There are different opinions as to why they always love to commit “flower madness”.

Zheng Tan had smelled many kinds of orchids from Old Man Lan, and Old Man Lan had quite a few in his house. For Zheng Tan, he couldn’t feel how attractive these flowers were to him, so he could only say.

He and the sheriff have different preferences.

When Zheng Tan looked over again, the sheriff had stopped chewing flowers, and ran to the big flowerpot where he often pooped and started to poop. Zheng Tan jumped off the fence of the small flower garden and left immediately, he didn’t want to give the police Long-standing blame, even if the old man Lan knew that Zheng Tan was innocent, but there are other people in Xiaohuayuan, they may not think so, and the sheriff should take care of it.

When he got home, Zheng Tan looked at the photo on the bedside table in the master bedroom.

I am in a very good mood.

When Zheng Tan first arrived.

There were only three photos on the bedside table in the master bedroom, Jiao’s father, Jiao’s mother and Jiao Yuan, but now it has been replaced by four people and one cat, with the addition of Xiaoyouzi and Zheng Tan.

Family of five.

The Jiao family has been in a good mood these days.

Crisis lifted.

Make sure that Xiaoyouzi will not leave with her mother.

Jiao Yuan has started to squeak again recently, and he doesn’t feel the nervousness of a third-year student at all.

But there’s no need to be too nervous, not to mention that Jiao Yuan’s grades were already good.

It’s just that the grades are not ideal. They will definitely go to the middle school affiliated to Chuhua University to study high school. Many children of Chuhua University teachers will have some preferential treatment.

In the evening, Jiao’s father went to work in the yard after dinner. Jiao’s mother was cleaning. Jiao Yuan still didn’t go to self-study in the evening. He was reading some magazines subscribed by Jiao’s father at home.

“Hey, grapefruit, this article said that wearing metal frame glasses will lead to a significant increase in the specific absorption rate of the mobile phone antenna to the human body, and the increase in the specific absorption rate of the human eye will more than double… You think, this Is it true or false?” Jiao Yuan asked.

Xiaoyouzi thought for a while, then shook her head, “I don’t understand this.”

“Well, I will discuss it with Su An and the others. If it doesn’t work, I will ask the old men from the School of Physics.” Anyway, there are quite a few schools of physics in the compound. The old man, Jiao Yuan can ask which one he can catch.

Just as he was talking, the phone in the master bedroom rang, but Jiao Yuan didn’t lift his head and said, “Hei Tan, I think I’m looking for you to go to the ****.”

Regarding the fact that Zheng Tan often went to entertainment venues to “**” , Jiao Yuan said:

Yuan has always been envious and jealous.

Zheng Tan glanced at Jiao Yuan, this guy was actually too lazy to get up to answer the phone.

When Xiaoyouzi was about to get up to answer the phone, Zheng Tan left first, ran to the master bedroom, jumped on the table where the phone was placed, and pressed the speakerphone key, so that Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyouzi in the living room could hear.

Xiaoyouzi also lowered the sound of the TV, and although Jiao Yuan didn’t raise his head, he kept his ears on the phone to pay attention.

Zheng Tan felt that the phone number on the caller ID was familiar, but he didn’t quite remember who it was.

After pressing the speakerphone, I heard a high-pitched “chirp” from the speaker.

Zheng Tan: “…”

Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyouzi who were sitting in the living room also remembered at this time.

“Big Qi!” The two said at the same time.

There was a pause on the other end of the phone, and then there was a louder “chirp”, obviously happy that someone here could call it by its name.

Jiao’s mother also came over at this time, avoiding Jiao Yuan, who was running to pick up the receiver, and answered the phone.

Zheng Tan listened next to him, and the sound from the receiver was no longer Qi Da’s “chirp”, but the voice of its owner, Pei Liang.

Da Da Qi just finished filming a cameo scene in a TV series. Because of some things, Pei Liang planned to take Da Da Qi home first. He passed through Chuhua City and planned to come over to visit. I really like that monkey.

That Doubi monkey is coming over, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Zheng Tan checked the cabinet where he hid things and made sure it was locked, so that the Doubi monkey would not run around and turn around, that monkey has no morals.

Pei Liang didn’t plan to call Jiao’s family. He came to Chuhua mainly to gather with Wei Ling, Ermao and He Tao. When he turned around, he found that Qi Da had turned over his business card case and called Jiao’s family. After they were all hit, I simply told the Jiao family to visit when the time came.

After the phone call, Pei Liang looked at Da Da Qi who was full of anticipation, “Do you want to invite that little friend to play at home?”

Da Da grinned like the boss.

Pei Liang touched his chin, “Why do I always think you’re thinking about something else?”

Qi Da shook his head vigorously.

(To be continued..)

ps: I don’t know if it’s because the air conditioner is blowing a little cold, or I haven’t had a good rest this week, and I’m easily sleepy. I slept hard today, and I finally feel better, but I just kept sneezing.

Friends who blow air conditioners in summer should pay more attention.

[End of this Chapter]