Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 170

[Chapter 159 Zheng Tan is a Cat]

After a spring rain, the grass seems to turn green overnight. The same day, the yellow color of winter gradually dissipates, and the real spring flowers have come before people are ready.

Jiao Dad, who had originally planned to leave in mid-April, received a phone call and decided to leave Chuhua City ahead of schedule. He first went to the capital to communicate with an old professor from Beijing University, and then went abroad together.

With the help of the old professor, everything will go a lot better.

Two days before Dad Jiao left, the work in the school had been arranged. In addition to two graduate students and a prospective graduate student, there was also a third-year student who was going to protect Jiao Dad’s graduate student. All tasks were arranged.

The student who was going to be submitted was decided by Jiao’s father some time ago. She was also a girl. Like Zeng Jing, she did not belong to the weak type.

A teacher in the courtyard joked that Associate Professor Jiao likes to recruit such strong-looking students.

In addition to his students, several members of the family were also called by Jiao Dad to talk alone.

Including Zheng Tan.

At this moment, Zheng Tan was squatting on the cat climbing frame, earnestly listening to Dad Jiao’s instructions.

“… When I’m not here, you should make less trouble, don’t think I know nothing about my family when I’m abroad… Don’t be stupid, I know you can understand, even if you don’t understand all of it, part of it is understandable. So, let’s keep it simple and sum it up in one sentence – don’t cause trouble! Of course, not causing trouble doesn’t mean you’re afraid of trouble… Well, it doesn’t seem to be accurate…” It’s probably

the first time I’ve been away from home for so long. Far away, at the thought of being separated from his wife, children, and pets for at least a year, Papa Jiao’s usual calmness is not much left.

And what gave Jiao Dad the most headache was Zheng Tan.

“The one named Ye Hao, we talked.” Jiao Dad said.

Zheng Tan turned his ears to that side, waiting for Dad Jiao’s next words.

But Dad Jiao didn’t talk about the content of the conversation, but took out a card. It was a card that Dad Jiao used his own ID card. The money on the card was all Zheng Tan’s savings.

The “thank you” given by Zhao Le and the others for the commercials, and the “New Year’s money” that Zhao Le and Fang Sanye gave Zheng Tan to make Dad Jiao’s eyes drop out of his eyes, etc., and this time Ye Hao took out the money. pen money.

All exist here.

Papa Jiao never used it.

“Here, this is your card. Your mother doesn’t know the specifics of this card. Now you can put it away yourself. Just put it in this drawer.”

Don’t talk about Jiao’s mother.

Even Wei Ling, Ye Hao and even the third master Fang would not have thought of it at first.

Dad Jiao actually put all the money on the card prepared by the cat. Now the money on the card is a huge sum of money for some people, except for Dad Jiao.

No one knows where the money is.

Jiao Dad pulled open one of the drawers connected to the cat climbing frame, and put a bank card into an unlocked drawer.

This drawer is the masterpiece of the third master. There are three small drawers on this cat climbing frame, and it is not easy to find if you don’t look carefully. There are keys in each drawer, and the keys are well hidden by Zheng Tan himself. This belongs to Zheng Tan. A private product of sigh.

As for the bank card, Zheng Tan was really surprised. He didn’t expect Dad Jiao to give him a bank card.

After putting it away, Dad Jiao patted the cat climbing frame, “If you said that a thief came to the house, would you find a row of cards hidden in the cat climbing frame?”

Zheng Tan flicked his tail, it is estimated that no thief would think that a cat There will be precious things hidden in the nest, especially a home like the Jiao family.

After all, this kind of behavior is indeed too crazy for some people, Zheng Tan feels that normal people would not think of it.

Dad Jiao was silent for a while, then got up and went back to the bedroom, and came out again after a while, holding a box in his hand, Zheng Tan knew that it contained the jade token given by the old lady when he returned to Papa Jiao’s hometown during the Chinese New Year. Sang has never worn it before. One is that it is uncomfortable to wear, and the other is that this thing is too eye-catching. It will definitely be snatched away when you go out for a walk, so it has been kept in Jiao Dad’s hands.

“Put this inside too, oh, by the way, I’ll show you this.” With that, Dad Jiao took out another box and opened the lid.

Zheng Tan craned his neck to look over.

Inside the box was a piece of artificial amber, and inside it was a cat’s tooth, which was left by the cat that Jiao Dad had said to Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan took a closer look, and then thought about the size of the fangs in his mouth when he looked in the mirror. He had to admit that the tooth in the artificial amber was bigger than Zheng Tan’s own, just a little bit bigger, but it was undeniable. , that should also be a big cat, but certainly not as big as Sir.

The artificial amber Jiao Dad wrapped in the cat’s teeth just took it out for Zheng Tan to see, and didn’t plan to put it in Zheng Tan’s drawer.

After instructing some more things, Jiao Dad got up and went out of the room.

The day Dad Jiao left Chuhua City was Saturday. Mom Jiao drove her two children, Jia Zhengtan, to take Dad Jiao on the plane. There was another teacher with Dad Jiao. It was very strange to see him off together. After getting on the plane, he joked with Jiao’s father, “Your family brought the cat son here.”

Dad Jiao just smiled and didn’t argue.

Jiao’s father is away, and the Jiao family is much quieter, at least for now, Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyouzi are very self-conscious, get up on time, go home and do their homework consciously, and they can also help with housework.

Zheng Tan is still the same as before. He goes home on time and will definitely be back at lunch time. The difference is that he rarely goes to the Academy of Biological Sciences now. There are often people in Jiao’s office. Yi Xin and Su Qu have no computers. Dad is not here, these two guys often use the office computer to watch TV shows and go to the leisure forum.

Speaking of computers, Zheng Tan has been waiting to play when there is no one at home.

Early on Monday morning, after Zheng Tan sent Xiaoyouzi to school, he immediately turned his head and ran home. Now he has no other thoughts, and is ready to pat the keyboard.

After returning home and closing the door, Zheng Tan rushed directly into the bedroom to turn on the computer.

Jumping on the table and crouching in front of the computer, Zheng Tan waited for the computer to respond.

The boot was a little slow, but Zheng Tan was not in a hurry at this time, anyway, there was time.

As for the mouse, Zheng Tan didn’t use one paw very well, so he used two paws, which looked like he was holding a mouse.

Since he turned into a cat, this seems to be the first time Zheng Tan has surfed the Internet on his own, and he is still a little excited.

I couldn’t control my strength when I was holding the mouse, and I almost threw the mouse out.

When he was about to input letters, Zheng Tan was too lazy to turn around and press with his paws, so he could only use his hind legs and tail. It was awkward and laborious. He typed a word incorrectly several times, but I really believed that the word “practice makes perfect” would be used in Promote yourself.

Some laboriously controlling the mouse and keyboard, Zheng Tan registered a chat software account, but unfortunately there is no one in the friend category.

In fact, Zheng Tan still wanted to find the main body.

Too bad I don’t remember the account number.

Looking at the interface of the chat software, Zheng Tan was stunned for a while.

Shaking his head, let’s do it for now, I don’t know if there will be friends in the future.

speak up.

We are also invisible.

I can only shout a few words to be active in the illusory world of the Internet.

The game Zheng Tan did not dare to download indiscriminately.

Not at this time.

I have been waiting to use the computer, but now facing the computer, Zheng Tan doesn’t know what to do.

right!

Zheng Tan searched the pet forum that Xiao Guo often talked about.

The two most active areas in the forum are the cat area and the dog area, which are the most popular in the city.

Clicking on the category of “pet cats”, Zheng Tan searched from the top to the bottom, and after reading a few posts, he found a new photo advertisement that was taken at Xiao Guo’s pet center a few days ago.

Zheng Tan took a look at the comments below, and sure enough, the animals that were filmed together are indeed more attractive than Zheng Tan in terms of appearance. What makes Zheng Tan’s psychological balance point is that there are some fans of his own in the forum, most of them are The old man in the forum.

Especially when he saw someone inside said “it’s a golden sign”, Zheng Tan’s tail cocked up with joy.

To reply to the registration forum account, Zheng Tan held the mouse and stepped on the keyboard, and followed the instructions above to register step by step. However, the id name is a brain-busting thing, what is it called?

Look at other people’s id names: Love the cat called Wangcai, Niuniu Diandian cat, Miying, Meow under the roof, Xuanyuan Xiaomao, Domineering cat, Meow’s little fox, Hellcat…

Well, these names are either “Meow” or “Mike”. At first glance, it looks like a cat party in the forum.

After thinking about it, Zheng Tan stepped on the keys one by one to enter.

id: Zheng Tan is a cat

After registering, Zheng Tan shamelessly replied in the post: “That black cat is so fucking handsome!”

After thinking about it, Zheng Tan added “It’s so cool !”

Damn!”

After flipping through the website for a while, Zheng Tan cleared some traces, turned off the computer, and went downstairs in a good mood for a walk. Although he could play on the computer, Zheng Tan still liked to take a walk outside.

Of course, Zheng Tan would be in a better mood if there was no one behind him.

Er Mao slept until 9:30. At this time, there was no more to eat in the cafeteria. He went to the street vendor at the school gate to buy egg cakes and a box lunch. He kept the box lunch and ate it when he was hungry. Er Mao is not picky, even if the food is cold, he can eat it directly.

As soon as he entered the compound, Er Mao saw Zheng Tan walking out, so he immediately bit the egg pancake and followed behind with the already cold lunch.

Er Mao was not too close to Zheng Tan and kept a distance of about ten meters, but Zheng Tan tried to get rid of him several times but failed.

After trying a few times, Zheng Tan simply gave up and just followed if he wanted to.

Walk forward along the sidewalk by the road, and when there is a wall, Zheng Tan jumps on the wall.

A few days before Jiao’s father left, Zheng Tan stayed in the school and did not come out. This was the first time he came out recently.

This road is still the same, and there has not been any earth-shaking changes.

When passing an intersection, Zheng Tan glanced at the small alley next to him, and found a cat squatting on a tree of unknown species in the alley, a cat with black and white flowers.

What stopped Zheng Tan was not how special the cat looked. Just like Zheng Tan, the cat was a local cat. It looked nothing special. What Zheng Tan was curious about was, what was it looking at?

The place where the tabby cat was squatting was about five meters from the ground. It stared at the window on the second floor of a house in front of the tree, staring motionless.

Originally, Zheng Tan thought it was squinting, because Zheng Tan himself was so motionless when he was squatting on the tree and squinting.

After looking at it for a while, Zheng Tan found that the cat did not narrow its eyes. On the contrary, its eyes were wide and its ears were raised alertly, and it turned slightly with the surrounding noises.

(To be continued..)

ps: (2.21) Sorry, I slept first when I came back tonight, and then I overslept.

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