Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 169

[Chapter 158 Hello, Neighbor]

Zheng Tan felt that his luck was really bad today, and it would not be good to go out.

Ignoring the shouting, Zheng Tan was about to continue running, hoping not to…

“Wow—”

Sure enough.

As soon as Zheng Tan stopped, he didn’t need to turn around to know that the little boy was lying on the ground and started crying again.

This trick has been used many times, but Zheng Tan really can’t stand it, and when he hears the cry, he always feels a little guilty. After all, this little boy still calls himself “Brother Hei”.

After standing there for a few seconds, Zheng Tan sighed, turned around as if appointed, and looked over there.

His eyes swept across the crying child lying on the ground, and then fell on a woman in her thirties standing beside the child. She was obviously the nanny, and she was closer, but she didn’t have the slightest bit of a clue. The meaning of picking up the child lying on the ground, the nanny makes it really strange enough.

Seeing Zheng Tan looking over, the woman smiled and didn’t move.

Laugh fart!

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, and with one claws, he grabbed several dead grasses from the large area of withered grass beneath him, then threw his tail sharply twice before walking to the crying child lying on the ground.

After all, Zhuo Kitten is almost a year old, time flies so fast.

Zheng Tan has met Zhuo Kitten several times this month.

Xiao Zhuo was not there, and it was the woman next to him who brought Zhuo Kitten. I heard that it was found by Lord Buddha.

Lord Buddha, the old man is busy with official business, and it is impossible to take care of Zhuo Kitten often, so the task of taking care of the child is taken over by the woman next to him.

The Buddha called her “Xiao Wan”.

Zhuo Kitten calls her “Aunt”.

In the local culture, the word “aunt” refers to the father’s sister.

As for Zhuo Xia Mao’s father, Zheng Tan knew very well that his physiological father was not here, and he might not appear in the future.

The fathers on some registration forms, certificates and files have become martyrs.

Because of Xiao Zhuo’s participation in the project, Zhuo Xia cat enjoys a special protection policy. The name on the father’s column is just the result of this protection policy, which can make Zhuo cat avoid those who wear tinted glasses around.

And this “Xiao Wan” nanny, was the Buddha found or sent from above.

Zheng Tan is not sure.

At least until now, Zhuo Kitten is growing quite well.

Before Zhuo Kitten was born, many people wondered whether he would have deformities or congenital diseases, and waited for Zhuo Kitten to be born.

Some people are doubting the child’s IQ again.

But now.

Zheng Tan was quite sure that the child’s IQ was not low at all.

It’s less than a year old.

The ability to watch people serving dishes has become more and more powerful.

If such a child is called intellectually disabled, what are the other people called?

Labrador?

Knowing that this little boy was pretending to cry, Zheng Tan still walked in front of him.

really.

The crying stopped in the next second.

Say he was fake crying, this child can really cry, but as soon as Zheng Tan came over, the broken child stopped crying immediately, looking in a good mood.

It seems that this trick is especially easy for children to use.

Zhuo Kitten likes to use this trick, and it has been tried many times, and Zheng Tan gritted his teeth every time.

“Brother Hei!” Zhuo Kitten, who was lying on the ground, called out again.

Zheng Tan shook his ears, raised his hand and pushed Zhuo Xiamao’s head.

No need for Zheng Tan to do anything more, Zhuo Kitten got up by himself, and then stood with the wooden railing beside him.

Xiao Wan, who was standing by the side, smiled and watched this scene. She was used to it, every time.

At first, she was guarding the black cat, for fear that the cat would stretch its claws and scratch people. However, when she talked to Xiao Zhuo, Xiao Zhuo said not to worry. After trying several times, she found that the cat did not cause any harm to the child. , and no longer guarded.

Xiaowan still remembers that when Zhuo Kitten first started walking, he liked to walk a few steps with the wooden railing next to him every day, and when he saw the black cat, he lay down on the ground and cried.

It’s useless for her to help her, unless the black cat comes over.

Later, she did not immediately go to help, and waited to see how the situation developed.

The child wears thick clothes, and the key parts that are more easily injured are protected, so there is no need to worry about falling, and there is only grass around, so it does not hurt to fall on the ground.

Later, when she saw Zhuo Kitten lying on the ground deliberately and pretending to cry, she didn’t care.

Xiao Wan wanted to laugh every time she heard Zhuo Kitten call the black cat “Brother Hei”. After that, she learned something from Xiao Zhuo, and she relaxed a lot about the black cat. Sometimes she looked at the black cat. Waving his two front limbs to pat Zhuo Kitten on the head, Xiao Wan couldn’t help but laugh.

Because, the black cat looked at waving its paws very vigorously, but in fact it fell very lightly, almost only touching it slightly, and it always kept its paws well.

Seeing Zhuo Kitten get up, Zheng Tan didn’t want to stay here and waste time with this little brat, so it would be more comfortable to find a quiet place to sleep.

After walking about ten meters and approaching the corner, Zheng Tan saw someone coming from there, and his mood suddenly became worse.

“Black coal, why are you here? Oh, this, can’t eat it, the multigrain cake I just bought!” Ermao handed the half-eaten multigrain cake to Zheng Tan symbolically, and then accepted it. Come back and continue eating.

After helping Professor Lan move the flowerpot at the small flower garden just now, Er Mao felt hungry and ran to some small stalls at the school gate to buy something to eat, carrying a bowl of packed tofu brains in his hand. I went back to the small flower garden for Professor Lan later, and he didn’t expect to encounter this black cat on the path.

Zheng Tan stopped when he saw Er Mao, and while Zheng Tan stopped, the little boy Zhuo who was behind also walked over holding on to the fence, stepping on small steps and shouting: “Hei— ”

Brother-” Er Mao heard the child’s voice and looked around. At this time, the students were all in class, and not many people were walking around, not to mention this path.

There are only a few of them around at this moment, and after looking around Er Mao, they can’t find anyone else. Who is the child calling?

When Zhuo Kitten called again, Ermao almost spat out the multigrain cake in his mouth. He had followed the child’s line of sight to find the target corresponding to the name.

black brother?

Just this cat?

This is the first time I see a child calling a cat “brother”.

Ermao got up and walked towards Zhuo Kitten when he approached.

Xiao Wan took a step forward to block it. Although he was smiling, there was obvious vigilance in Xiao Wan’s eyes.

Raising his hand, Er Mao said that he knew it, and stopped a step away, took out a lollipop from his pocket, or a lollipop with a cartoon baby face.

“Hey kid, do you want it?” Er Mao put the lollipop in his hand.

Zheng Tan despised him.

Also “brother”.

This should be called “uncle” generation.

Zhuo Kitten pushed Xiao Wan.

Taking small steps, he squeezed forward, reaching for it.

Ermao shrank his hands, keeping the lollipop farther away, and then pointed at Zheng Tan who was squatting beside him.

He said to Zhuo Xiaomao

: “You told him that black charcoal is an idiot. My brother will give this to you… You can call it an idiot. Just call it an idiot.”

Lollipop in Er Mao’s hand.

After Er Mao said it several times.

It was found that there was no effect at all, and the child simply ignored it.

Forget it, just such an old child, he can’t talk smoothly, what do you know?

Not ready to continue talking nonsense with this child, Ermao handed the lollipop to Zhuo Kitten and was about to say a few words.

At this moment –

a waterline crossed the arc and shot towards Er Mao’s shoes.

Although Er Mao reacted quickly and jumped away, some bird stains were still sprayed on the shoes.

What the hell!

Still making noises?

!

This was planned for a long time, right?

Otherwise, how can you urinate so much and still urinate so far?

!

Er Mao looked at the urine stains on the shoes, his face twisted in a rare way.

Xiaowan held back his laughter and continued to stand in front of Zhuo Kitten. Although Ermao didn’t show any malice, it was always good to be vigilant. After all, he was a stranger, and Xiaowan felt that the man in front of him who looked in his twenties was at school. Young people like students are not necessarily easy to deal with.

The little boy Zhuo was not afraid at all, and he didn’t feel that he had done anything wrong. He held the lollipop in his hand and laughed “Kakaka” until his saliva dripped.

Looking at this situation, Zheng Tan’s mood suddenly turned from cloudy to sunny.

Well done, Zhuo Kitten!

Er Mao shook the urine on the shoes, wiped the sneakers with the paper wrapped in the multi-grain cake, and looked at the small child in front of him tangled.

Does this little bastard really understand what he just said?

This broken child and the black cat are actually brothers, right?

!

Revenge, absolutely forced to take revenge for instigating this child to scold the cat just now!

It wasn’t over yet, Kitten Zhuo left the wooden railing next to him and walked unsteadily to Zheng Tan. The lawn was uneven and Kitten Zhuo almost fell to the ground.

Putting the lollipop in front of Zheng Tan, Zhuo Kitten looked at Zheng Tan.

Er Mao: “…” Paralyzed, these two must be brothers!

Zheng Tan was very moved, this little broken child obviously wanted to eat to death, and the speed of drooling was much faster, but he still put things in front of him.

good boy.

Zheng Tan raised his paw and pushed the lollipop to Zhuo Kitten’s hand, and patted Zhuo Kitten’s head.

Now this child is still young, and if he grows up, Zheng Tan will not be able to take pictures.

Zhuo Kitten got angry with Ermao for a while, Zheng Tan was very happy, and he was happy for a few days. As long as he thought of the situation when Zhuo Kitten urinated Ermao, he couldn’t help but be happy.

However, Zheng Tan’s good mood only lasted for a week.

A week later, Zheng Tan went out to soak in the sun, and when he went downstairs, he found that there was a lot of movement on the third floor.

The door of Old Man Lan’s house was open, and the door of Old Man Lan’s house, which was often unoccupied, was also open, and the full voice of Old Man Lan could be heard from inside.

“Put it there, yes, just put it there, you can live in the master bedroom, the study room will be cleaned out for you, and the second bedroom will be used to put their original things…”

Zheng Tan listened curiously, UU reading www.

sonicmtl.com Having lived here for so long, I have only seen this family in single digits.

When he came to the door, Zheng Tan looked in with his head and saw Mrs. Zhai holding a rag to wipe the table.

Seeing Zheng Tan, Mrs. Zhai smiled and said, “Yo, the black charcoal is also here, come in and walk around the house, I saw a mouse just now.”

Zheng Tan: “…” Forget it, still Don’t go in.

Just as he was about to leave, a person came out of the room over there.

Zheng Tan raised his eyes and said, what the hell, why is this bastard here?

!

Er Mao was wearing blue overalls, and he came out to say hello after hearing the old lady’s words outside.

Waving to the black cat at the door, Er Mao looked smug.

“Hello, neighbor.” (To be continued..)

ps: (2.20)

[End of this Chapter]