Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 165

[Chapter 154 Cats are a group of idiots]

() With the nǎi sugar incident, although Jiao Ma regretted it, it did not dampen her interest in finding a “little girlfriend” for Zheng Tan.

This made Zheng Tan very annoyed, so now Zheng Tan rarely stays at home except to go home to eat and sleep.

When I was at home, I could always hear Jiao’s mother nagging about this, and Zheng Tan was also scolded by Jiao’s mother.

When Zheng Tan came home for dinner, Jiao’s mother was chopping ribs in the kitchen when she turned her head to see Zheng Tan running back from outside.

“Walking outside all day, I think I’ll be a father already!” Jiao’s mother raised her knife, and the ribs on the cutting board were cut into smaller pieces, “I guess I don’t even know if I’m a father!”

Zheng Tan listened to the kitchen The sound of chopping ribs, raised her paws and poked her ears uncomfortably, such a terrifying mother Jiao.

This rì, the weather is fine and the sun is just right.

The temperature is getting warmer, and the feeling of going out for a walk is much better.

Zheng Tan sniffed an unknown little flower that appeared on the grass and sneezed.

It’s been a week since that thing was handed over to Long Qi. Zheng Tan didn’t know how Ye Hao’s side would react, but Wei Ling really didn’t show up for a while, and no one from the Jiao family came to disturb him. Maybe he was disturbed. Zheng Tan didn’t know that, he just saw that Dad Jiao didn’t behave abnormally recently.

Zheng Tan went to Uncle Lamei’s community once again, but he didn’t find anything unusual, it was still empty, and he didn’t go again.

Walk slowly to a sports field where some people are playing football, but they will not pay attention to whether there is a cat watching next to the sports field.

This sports field is a relatively old sports field in Chuhua University, compared to the surrounding buildings.

The sports field is a little lower.

Zheng Tan stood on a slightly higher ground and watched.

Here are some bushes and evergreen trees that don’t look stagnant in winter, and chūn don’t sprouted like other trees when they are warm to highlight their vitality.

After squatting and watching for a while, Zheng Tan leaned directly on the tree trunk behind.

Lazily moving his feet, he swept away a few grasses that blocked his view and pressed them under his legs.

Bang!

The ball bounced off the fence next to it, and a student ran over to pick it up. When he looked up, he saw the black cat sitting there leaning against the tree.

He shouted: “Look, this cat’s sitting posture is really interesting! It’s like a human!”

Zheng Tan glanced at the man, ignored it, and continued to sit there pretending to be deep.

The nearest student trotted over to take a look, and

said to the person who yelled: “Do you think it’s funny that the cat sits like this? I’m ignorant – in fact, many people don’t know that the cat sits like this is most likely because This cat is sick, and it is precisely because of its disease that the pain in its hind legs is unbearable, and the cat is unwilling to use its two hind feet to bear the weight. So it adopts this sitting position.”

The person who yelled just now suddenly realized.

“No wonder. This cat looks quite heavy, and the pressure on its hind legs is even greater. It’s so pitiful, it’s such a pity it’s a sick cat.”

Zheng Tan: “…” Fart!

You have the disease!

How could Lao Tzu be so healthy and so strong?

!

The two students have gone away.

Continue to play their football, and even here I won’t hear Zheng Tan’s roar.

Zheng Tan sullenly took his leg and stepped on a few innocent flowers next to him. He used to sit like this before, and he was even more arrogant when he was in the night building. Why didn’t he hear others say it?

However, although Zheng Tan was hearing this for the first time, he wasn’t sure if the other cats were sitting like this because of the reason the student said, maybe it was or maybe it wasn’t.

The matter of the folded cat made Zheng Tan understand that there are many cats in the world who have not had a good body since birth.

Zheng Tan felt happy at the same time.

It’s nice to have a cat like myself.

Although cheap, the local cat has the advantages of the local cat. On average, the local cat is born with a stronger physique than the general cat breed, and the ability to survive in the wild is not weak.

After comforting himself, Zheng Tan got up and shook the grass clippings on his body, looked at the sky, glanced around, and walked out through the nearest side door.

Zheng Tan usually doesn’t go to this side door very often, but today is boring anyway, so he went out for a walk.

After exiting the side door, Zheng Tan walked along the periphery for a while, jumped up when there was a peripheral wall, and continued to walk forward.

At three or four o’clock in the afternoon, some students will set up stalls here to earn some pocket money and sell some small things, most of which are gadgets and clothes that girls like. This kind of business cost is not high, and the sales are okay. .

At this time, some people have already come to grab the place, occupy the place on the floor cushion cloth, and then put the goods one by one.

When it was almost five o’clock, the surrounding area was filled with students who set up stalls, and Zheng Tan squatted there and watched these students busy.

While watching, I suddenly heard the cheers of several girls not far ahead.

Bamboo was planted within the fence of this area, and a few bamboo leaves blocked Zheng Tan’s sight.

Zheng Tan pushed aside the bamboo leaves in front of him, took a few steps forward, and followed the sound.

A young man in his twenties with a mohawk-like hairstyle stood there, his hair was still dyed yellow, and his clothes were a bit non-mainstream, looking a bit like a gangster.

The young man was playing poker tricks with playing cards in his hand, and his eyes swept over the high towers of several female students surrounding him, intentionally or unintentionally.

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears and despised him.

In addition to despising this person’s character, Zheng Tan also despised his technique.

After seeing Uncle Lamei’s methods, and then watching these street tricks, I suddenly felt a little less interested.

However, street tricks are also very technical. Even if there are fewer inherited tricks, I have to admit that there are indeed capable people, even more capable than some so-called xx masters.

Zheng Tan squatted on the fence and watched the man play cards. Although he despised this man just now, he had to say after watching it that this kid was a bit predictable.

Perhaps aware of the different gazes from the surrounding people, the young man turned his head to look at the wall behind him after playing a game.

This man’s senses are quite sharp.

Zheng Tan commented in his heart.

However, after seeing the young man’s face, Zheng Tan was puzzled.

Why does it look familiar?

But Zheng Tan was very sure that he had never seen this person before, and today was definitely the first time he saw him.

Weird!

Who is this?

!

Zheng Tan couldn’t remember why he felt so familiar.

Compared to Zheng Tan’s doubts.

The young man seemed to be taken aback when he saw Zheng Tan. He didn’t play a good move in his hand, and the cards flew a few times. For this, he was laughed at by the beautiful female students standing beside him.

Zheng Tan looked at it for a while and then left.

Little grapefruit is about to finish school, so she has to go and wait.

When the young man turned around for the third time, he found that the black cat had finally left, and quickly put on a smile and joked with the surrounding female students.

Ten minutes later, a car slowed down and leaned over, the window opened, and the driver whistled.

“Sorry, I’m leaving first, goodbye darlings~” The young man playing cards folded his hands, packed the cards into his pockets and walked over to the car.

He also blew a kiss before leaving.

It made the female students cover their mouths and laugh.

The young man opened the car door and got into the back seat.

Spread your arms over the backrest of the back seat.

Legs up.

“It’s late, Senior Brother Wei,” the young man said.

The person in the driver’s seat was Wei Ling, whom Zheng Tan had not seen for a while.

“It’s not very good, it also gives you a chance to chat with the female students.” Wei Ling said.

“Don’t mention it. I was going to meet a few girls today and ask for a phone number for development, but I didn’t expect to meet a cat! And what annoyed me the most was that the cat kept staring at me behind my back, causing me to play. Abnormal.”

Wei Ling’s eyebrows twitched, and he asked, “That cat is black?”

“That’s right! So, a black cat is evil!” The person in the back seat patted his thigh, sighing that everyone saw the same thing.

Thinking back to the black cat he saw, he didn’t pay attention to Wei Ling’s tone just now.

“Finally willing to come back? I thought you would always be your rebellious prodigal son, persistently on that road and never look back.” Wei Ling said.

“Correct, that’s called gaming life. Besides, being persistent doesn’t mean being obsessed!” The person in the back seat answered confidently.

“Yo, so you’re still ‘enlightened’? Just your current image?” Wei Ling laughed.

“What’s wrong with my image? I think my current image is pretty good.” The person in the back seat shook his non-mainstream coat and touched his new hairstyle.

“Yes, it’s good enough to make your dad’s dormant volcano erupt again.”

“Then what do you think of me now? A rascal? A ruffian? A ruffian? Tsk tsk, you don’t understand.” He waved his finger, “Have you heard of the term ruffian philosophy? If there were no ruffian philosophy, our country’s history and people would not be so colorful. Just think about some of the founding emperors in ancient times, and football matches. Isn’t there also diving in the top, even if it is a strategic diving, it is also a diving, who doesn’t play a little rascal as a cameo?”

“Hey, I haven’t seen you for a few years, and you’ve all made a cameo as a philosopher.” Wei Ling shook his head with a smile.

The people in the back seat were noncommittal, looked at the surrounding buildings from the car window, and said with great interest, “Shall we go to the night building you said?”

“No, go to Brother Walnut first.”

“No, I will be arrested .

Brother Walnut beat him to death—” The person in the back seat covered his face and screamed.

“It’s okay, I’ll collect the body for you.”

Tzu rì.

Zheng Tan didn’t go out of the school to play, and the four scumbags in the east district were squatting on a sturdy plane tree, watching a group of people flying kites on the big lawn not far away.

On the main road of the campus, UU Kanshu www.sonicmtl.com Wei Ling drove slowly forward.

“Aren’t we going directly to the night building? What are you doing here?” the person in the back seat complained while chewing gum, and moved his arms.

Wei Ling didn’t answer, just drove the car slowly forward, while paying attention to the surroundings, especially those older and thicker trees. After seeing the four cats squatting on the tree, Wei Ling smiled and drove the car towards Drive over there, “I found it.”

The person in the back seat rolled down the car window and looked over where Wei Ling pointed. There were kite flyers over there. He thought Wei Ling was talking about one of them, but he was sensitive. After he noticed the four squatting on a tree, the expectant smile disappeared.

“Cats are a bunch of idiots! Pfft—” After scolding, the man in the back seat spit chewing gum into the trash can next to him, and he could spit from the side of the trash can at a distance of more than one meter. Go in, he is very proud.

But his complacency didn’t last long. When he looked up to look at the four stupid cats on the tree, he was choked by what he saw.

The four cats squatting on the tree were all looking at him.

[End of this Chapter]