Strange Life of a Cat - Chapter 115

[Chapter 108 I’m in a bad mood]

In the first week of returning to the East District compound, Zheng Tan never left the house.

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After the National Day holiday, Jiao Wei and his class also started.

At noon, Jiao Wei picked up Xiaoyouzi and went to the small restaurant for lunch, and brought a copy back to Zheng Tan.

After the holiday, when Jiao Wei saw Zheng Tan, he didn’t know what to say.

If it was an ordinary cat, he might still laugh, but in the face of this black cat, he couldn’t laugh, and he didn’t dare to laugh.

Before, he didn’t believe how capable a cat could be, but now, Jiao Wei was shaken.

In October, no one really came to his small restaurant to ask for “sanitation fees” and the like, and no one came to find fault.

His father said it might be because the time was not up, but Jiao Wei felt that it was not the reason, especially after going to the overnight building.

Open the door, put the lunch box on the chair, the black cat lying on the sofa yawns lazily, stretches, and then starts to eat his lunch.

After this week, the cat’s beard has grown a little bit better than when it was first cut, but Zheng Tan still thinks it is too slow. According to this speed, it is estimated that it will take more than a week before people can’t see it. Same thing, it took longer.

However, after this beard cutting incident, Zheng Tan felt that the sensitivity of the beard he grew was much better than before. I wonder if it was because of his deliberate training during this time.

After returning, when Zheng Tan was bored at home alone, he would look through the magazines that Jiao Dad subscribed to. Once, he came across an article in a not very formal magazine. The general meaning is this:

Some scientists do In one experiment: after they kept cats blindfolded for a period of time, compared with normal cats without blindfolds, the former had more whiskers, and the average length of whiskers was 5 longer than normal cats. mm.

So some people joked that to make a cat with a beard recover faster, you can blindfold it.

Zheng Tan didn’t want to cover his eyes, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that he could give it a try.

Sometimes Zai Zheng Tan closes his eyes and uses the touch of his beard to judge what is going on around him and some objects he touches.

The article also said that in the dark, the whiskers have a very sensitive and rapid tactile effect, and cats can use it to identify invisible things.

Zheng Tan tried it, but he didn’t know whether it was because he was too slow, or because the beard didn’t grow well, and it was not as useful as the article said.

However, none of these detracted from Zheng Tan’s idea of trying.

As a cat with only a half beard, a cat who can only hide at home and entertain himself, this is the fun he finally found after being so idle.

Anyway, there is no one at home most of the time during the day, so

Zheng Tan can try it out with confidence.

No one sees it even if it makes a fool of yourself.

For example, in the afternoon, after the lunch break, Jiao Wei sent Xiaoyouzi to school, and he went to class himself, or went to the library for self-study, Zheng Tan jumped off the sofa, then closed his eyes, watching to mobilize his senses to the greatest extent to feel the surrounding things and sensations caused by some slight movement.

The wind was blowing in from the balcony, and Zheng Tan was able to judge the approximate obstacle ahead from the surrounding airflow.

In addition to the beard, Zheng Tan also felt that there were some special places on the front paws.

Some vibrations on the ground can be felt through the tentacles on the front paws. In the past, Zheng Tan didn’t pay attention to it. Now it seems that cats can be so alert, and a little movement can make them respond quickly. It’s not just because of experience, more Or some functions that they have evolved.

Zheng Tan now hopes to make more use of these discovered functions, and if he goes out in the future, it will also come in handy.

After the beard was cut, Zheng Tan’s advertisement on Xiao Guo’s side also stopped, and Xiao Guo called every few days to inquire about the situation, which was even more urgent than Zheng Tan.

But it’s impossible to make a cat with a mutilated beard in a commercial, right?

That shouldn’t make people laugh out loud, and it may even link the beard to cat food. There are many people in the world who take the opportunity to deduct shit from you.

Therefore, even if he was in a hurry, Xiao Guo had to endure it.

To this end, Xiao Guo also found a lot of people to find a “secret recipe” to make the cat grow a beard quickly. Zheng Tan ignored him. Now he just figured out the beard game, and he didn’t want to try other uncertain methods. Instead, let the whole beard fall off and play an egg, it’s useless to hit the wall.

Every morning when I wake up, the first thing I do is to touch my beard twice, and then look in the mirror, and Xiaoyouzi will measure Zheng Tan every day. , Seeing the growth of the above values, everyone is very pleased.

Knowing that a cat’s beard will grow is one thing, but actually seeing it grow is another.

Don’t worry about it after that.

After playing the beard game, Zheng Tan came to the balcony, leaned against the pot of orchid, and squinted in the sun.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

The sound of claws stepping on the iron net sounded.

Zheng Tan moved his ears and ignored it.

Many people travel on the 11th holiday, but the “General” is not at home. There are too many people traveling on the 11th, but the owner does not. Instead, he brings the “General” back to school.

However, after all, the “General” spends most of the year playing outside, wandering around in various nature reserves, and there is no money to play.

Seeing that Zheng Tan ignored it, but after squinting for a long time, he heard the voice of the **** that disappeared for a long time from the balcony on the fourth floor diagonally below.

“Why are the flowers so red~Why are they so red~ Hey, it’s so red~ It’s like a burning fire~~”

Red, your uncle!

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, turned around, and was about to go to Hui. Before walking, he went downstairs to take a look. He had no intention of looking, but found a familiar car driving in.

I’m paralyzed, why is this guy who has a lot of reason and reason, Sanye Fang, here again?

Fang Shaokang called Associate Professor Jiao Dad. Today he just drove from Beijing to Chuhua City. He originally brought some seafood to the Jiao family. If there is no one at home, he will take it directly to Associate Professor Jiao’s office. , However, knowing that the cat is at home, I came directly to the East District compound to take a look.

However, on the phone, Associate Professor Jiao’s tone was a little weird, which made Mr. Fang even more interested. What happened to the cat when he disappeared this holiday?

After parking the car, Mr. Fang looked up at the fifth floor, his eyes were very good, and he just saw the tip of the black ear.

“Black charcoal, come down and open the door!” Fang Sanye shouted from below.

Zheng Tan dawdled for a while, but still opened the door and went downstairs to swipe the access card.

“Hey, I said what are you doing at home? Don’t you usually hang around outside at this time…” Before Fang Sanye finished his words, he saw the black cat in front of him with half of its beard and was silent for a while , and then squatted down and laughed for a long time.

Laugh fart!

Zheng Tan ignored him, swiped his card and went straight upstairs.

“Wait a minute, let me take a breath!” Fang Sanye stood up and walked up with a bag, “I brought you some seafood as snacks.”

He went to the fifth floor panting and put the bag down , Mr. Fang stood in front of Zheng Tan, took a good look at Zheng Tan’s half beard, then took out his mobile phone and prepared to take a picture.

These days, the mobile phones used by people like Fang Sanye are more high-end, and the effect of taking pictures is good.

But Zheng Tan is distressed, isn’t it just a half-short beard?

What’s so strange?

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“Don’t move, I’ll take a photo for my daughter to see, hey, don’t move, turn around and take a look…”

Zheng Tan directly blew the third master Fang’s phone away.

He picked up the phone, tried to make two calls, it still works, put it in his pocket, Mr. Fang came to the water dispenser and took out a paper cup to get some water, then he rested on the sofa for a while, and sighed to Zheng : “Should your beard grow out next month?”

Without waiting for Zheng Tan’s answer, Fang Sanye continued: “It should be able to grow. When I was a child, I saw a tabby cat whose beard was burnt, and it will grow back in three weeks. You should be similar.”

Zheng Tan: “…” Lao Tzu’s beard burned even more!

“In this way, when will I have time to take you out to play next month, there are a lot of people with pets in that place. When I come to find you, you can help me socialize. There are just a few customers who like cats. If you are present, business discussions can be smoother. Well, I will tell you the cat dad and set a time first.”

Fang Sanye’s self-questioning and self-answering mode lasted for two minutes, and then he answered a question. The phone call and he left in a hurry. It is estimated that the matter in Chuhua City has not been settled yet, otherwise he will not be running around.

Even a giant businessman with such a status has a troublesome side. Entertainment is an indispensable part. It doesn’t matter whether you are a junior staff member in the department or a big boss with huge sums of money, each has its own troubles behind the halo.

After Fang Sanye left, Zheng Tan looked at the calendar on the wall. In a month, the beard should grow well.

Wei Ling came over in the evening, just after the National Day holiday, and the day after Jiao’s family came back, Wei Ling came over, but seeing Zheng Tan’s half-bearded look and didn’t want to go out, he didn’t take him out to play. Today Wei Ling didn’t actually have much hope that Zheng Tan could go to the night building with him, but he didn’t expect that Zheng Tan really wanted to go out today.

When you’re in a bad mood, you have to fuck.

In the car, Wei Ling looked at the cat in the back seat. The beard grew a little, but it was obviously only half. I heard that you are in a bad mood recently?

With a sudden shock, Wei Ling had a bad premonition.

In the evening, Ye Hao, Long Qi and Leopard came to the “Night Building” to relax. The industry in his hands was not only the Night Building. He was usually busy outside, and only came to the “Night Building” when he was free. “Listen to Donggong’s performance and relax.

Before he came, Ye Hao received a report from his subordinates and knew that Wei Ling was also here, but he didn’t know that Wei Ling brought the cat here, because Zheng Tan had been in his backpack and was not seen by anyone. He felt that he was seen by others. His half-shattered beard was embarrassing.

Ye Hao and the three came to the third floor, at the door of Wei Ling’s private room, and saw Wei Ling squatting there smoking a cigarette.

“What’s wrong? Why are you squatting here?”

Ye Hao said, opened the door of the private room, and then, the harsh “magic sound” that he hadn’t heard for a long time resounded throughout the third floor.

(To be continued.)

[End of this Chapter]