Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal - Chapter 475

[Chapter 431 The Cult of Hercules]

Ling Xiaoyi held the phone and looked at Xiaodao and the other five people standing in front of her. She expressed that she was very depressed. The more she answered the phone, the more depressed she became…

“Is this Miss Xiaoyi? I am the sales director of Feirou Shampoo Company. I would like to invite Feirou.” I wonder if the members of the Bulls Basketball Team can help me advertise my shampoo?” said the other person on the phone. Ling

Xiaoyi looked at the people in front of her: “Um… sir, can you wait until their hair grows out before we study this issue? And our young master always doesn’t like product placement…” There are five people who have just returned from prison. Do you want them to endorse the shampoo?

“Hello, I am the president of Jinbao Diet Company. I would like to invite a few football stars… Ah, don’t get me wrong, anyone can endorse our company.” Our company can offer fifteen million for the newly launched popular steamed buns. I wonder if Miss Xiaoyi can help us put in a nice word in front of the young master…”

Ling Xiaoyi looked at these people – so Among

these super unique guys, who is suitable to endorse this hot little steamed bun…

“Miss Xiaoyi, please agree to endorse our Shuangbao beer. Yesterday, the three fat guys of your Feiniu basketball team practiced and drank two blues. This is not the same as The meaning of our two-party beer attack is very close. Don’t worry, the endorsement fee will definitely not be small. Twelve million, please agree!”

Ling Xiaoyi looked at the three fat guys… Well, take a look at this guy’s appearance. I knew I could drink it!

“Miss Ling Xiaoyi, I am from xxx company…”

In fact, normally, you cannot agree to accept advertising endorsements, but the young master has offered these people an annual salary of five million, especially since the young master has obviously become more and more popular recently. The family has become more and more prodigal. The young master is not willing to make money, but they secretly take over some private work, and then transfer the money into the young master’s account. The key is that the young master never looks at how much money is in the card…

The last few people quietly decided , let’s make some small profits first. After all, these guys were released from prison by the young master, so they must be obedient. Telling them not to tell them is just half-hearted…

So soon, such a series of scenes appeared on TV Advertisement –

Da Fei: “This is a materialistic championship era, and everyone is walking in a hurry. There are few head coaches who don’t shout and run around outside the court. When the players are drunk, they even hold the hand of the Hercules Cup. Everyone Injury is not enough, the field is full of big dogs, even the men in heaven use Feirou to wash their hair. I am Da Fei, and I only use Fei Rou.” Da Fei scored 16 points in that game, Cao. The flying fat man must leave a deep impression on the audience. So on his head with only two millimeters of stubble, the hair looked so fresh and clean…”

Sidezi: “The noodles were flattened by the steamed buns. Unsatisfied, he came to ask steamed buns to argue with him, but he was beaten again by steamed buns. . On the way home, when I saw the hot little steamed buns, I hit him with noodles and scolded him: If I can’t beat you, how can I beat your son? “Side Zi is very wretched, and the endorsement of this hot little steamed bun, especially with his extremely wretched little eyes, can definitely make people think of the hot little steamed buns as the little steamed buns on women – so the hot little steamed buns The steamed buns soon got a nickname: the wretched little steamed buns…

Although this nickname is wretched, it is easy to remember…

The three fat guys: “Double beer, two in one drink. I drink it all the time! “What was displayed on the screen was his classic double punch, so the most common thing that sports fans in heaven who watched this ad said when drinking beer was: “Boss, let’s do a double punch!” Don’t be violent or unhappy! “

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Feiniu basketball team’s advertising is in full swing, and the number of searches for Feiniu on the Internet is also rising.

In fact, this is nothing at all. Almost everything Hong Dali does can become a hit, and this has long been accepted by people.

Question The reason is that this time it was a bit big.

The cause of the matter was a gambler. After watching this friendly match between Marriott and Feiniu, I still remember the slogan before Feiniu launched the attack. It was the phrase “For the young master.” “These four words. But this guy is still an absolute fan of Hong Dali. He really likes what Hong Dali often says: “Strength can produce miracles.” So before buying the lottery ticket, he shouted: “For the sake of the young master, Vigorously miracle! “

Then this guy won 1.3 million…

This incident was firmly remembered by the owner of the lottery shop at the beginning. Such a clear example must be very impressive. Originally, the owner of the lottery shop didn’t pay much attention to it. Take this seriously, buy lottery tickets, there are people who are more superstitious, and there are people who lose the God of Wealth when buying lottery tickets.

But the problem is the one who shouts “For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve miracles!” “The guy actually won! He also won the grand prize of 1.3 million!

This needs to be publicized, and it must be promoted with a red banner!

So the owner of the lottery shop made a huge banner with the words “The winner shouted ‘For the young master, work hard to achieve a miracle’, a miracle actually happened. Warmly celebrate the release of our first 1.3 million grand prize! “

As soon as this red banner was put out, the lottery shop immediately became popular!

Almost all the people who came to buy lottery tickets before buying lottery tickets would shout “For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve miracles”, and then as expected, the winning rate soared, although there was no first place. It is an exaggeration to say that one million and three hundred yuan is an exaggeration, but it is not uncommon to get a few dollars, tens of dollars, hundreds or thousands of dollars.

This incident spread from one person to another, and soon people in this neighborhood started to look around curiously: “That gang of people did it.” What? Burn incense before buying lottery tickets? He also shouted something like, “For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve miracles.” What on earth is going on? “Then someone with understanding explained to him: “You don’t understand this, do you? The one who won 1.3 million in the first two days. Before buying the lottery ticket, I shouted, “For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve miracles”, and I really won! Nowadays, people who come here to buy lottery tickets have to shout like this, and some pious people will burn incense and pray for the young master to bless him to win the lottery. Don’t tell me, it’s really spiritual…”

Then someone spread this matter to the Internet, The title was “For the sake of the young master, working hard to create a miracle, a miracle really happened”, and it attracted countless people to watch, so many people followed suit and even chanted like this before buying lottery tickets, as well as taking a shower! I changed my clothes and burned incense to pay homage to Dali, and then the matter became more and more popular. Within two days, Hercules, the first religion in the Kingdom of Heaven, appeared on the Internet…

In Hercules, the followers did not have any demands, and the only spontaneous action was, Whenever they need good luck – such as interviews, blind dates, exams, etc., they will take a bath and change clothes before doing so, burn incense and pray to Hercules, and then good luck will often come to them at

the beginning of the Hercules Cult .

There were only a few hundred people, but within a few days the number increased to more than 3,000. After that, it became more and more popular, and the number began to grow by the tens of thousands. The participants ranged from student civil servants to government cadres to farmers to handicraftsmen. , it can be said that it has everything.

These people were completely devoted to Hong Dali, and soon the Hercules Cult grew to a scale of hundreds of thousands, and it was still growing. People who join the Cult of Hercules try their best to imitate Hong Dali in their daily behavior. Being confused is their code of conduct. When they encounter stray cats and dogs, they kindly feed them something. That is their basic behavior. Not being fussy is the basic requirement – don’t even mention it. , the luck index and happiness index of these people really increased rapidly, so the spread became more and more popular, and the number of people became more and more…

Qiange Tieba, Hercules Sect Bar, all Tieba Bars are full of posts like this –

“Hercules, bless me I hope

I can meet a beautiful woman on a blind date tomorrow. I kneel down to you! For the sake of the young master, I will work hard to achieve a miracle!”

“Young master, please help me pass the interview tomorrow. If I don’t pass, I will starve to death. If the interview examiner likes me, he will work hard to achieve miracles for the sake of the young master!”

These are just the general ones. There are also more exaggerated and more reliable ones –

“Believe in the young master, you will have eternal life, and you will be full of blood and **uff when you die! Resurrection! For the sake of the young master, work hard for miracles! “

“You domineering and pure man is our guiding light, our Noah’s Ark, and our Jesus Buddha. For the sake of the young master, work hard for miracles!

” After so many years of drinking, it’s the first time that I have another bottle. Thank you to the young master, thank you to Central TV, thank you to Kiribati for organizing the foundation, thank you… for the sake of the young master, you can work hard to achieve miracles.”

In the end, the spread became more and more popular !

It’s mysterious, it’s completely a myth and legend –

“Believe in the young master, don’t fail the exam, the young master is a pure man, a real man of iron and blood. A good brother to the people, a good father to his son, he can stand people on his fists, and walk horses on his arms! At one year old, he can He killed chickens and built airplanes at the age of three. He drove a tank at the age of six and wore iron clothes at the age of six. He felt that his strength was boundless and he retreated from the world. Legend of the Ages – For the sake of the young master, work hard to achieve miracles! “

“Young master, I am a hard-working farmer. It hasn’t rained here for half a month. Please give me some rain. For the sake of the young master, work hard! Miracle!” Then it was said that it really rained the next day…

so much so that one person passed it on to another, and in the end, the ultimate request for the young master’s soul to be possessed came up –

“Young master, give me a baby. Well, my husband and I have been childless for six years. I hope that the young master will bless you and work hard to achieve a miracle for the sake of the young master!” Of course, no one can say for sure about the specific effect…

But in reality, the Hercules Sect does that. It spreads so fast that when acquaintances meet, they will give a look of “you know”, then smile obscenely, lower their voice and say hello: “Have you bowed today?”

Then the other person will always reply like this: ” After worshiping, for the sake of the young master, your strength will work wonders!”

If there are people who have not joined the Hercules Cult, it will become like this –

“Hurry up and worship the young master, than worship the God of Wealth** every day! , and now there are winners every day. Ah, of course, my heart is still not religious enough, and I didn’t win the lottery, but when I drink a drink, I can get “one more bottle” almost four or five times out of ten, which is very good

! Really? So exaggerated? “How can I add it?”

“Follow me, work hard for the sake of the young master!”

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