One Punch Man King Engine - Chapter 331

[Chapter 331 Raid on Mei (Part 1)]

Z City Police Department.

“Name?”

“Saitama.”

“king.”

“Please be honest, and I’ll ask again, your real names?”

“Saitama.”

“king.”

“…”

“What do you do?”

“hero.”

“hero.”

“…”

Director Xiong glanced at King and Saitama helplessly, and said, “Okay, I’ll talk about these questions later.” His eyes turned to Saitama, and he took out a blueprint from the bottom of the table and put it on the table, “Mr. Saitama, right? Please take a look, this is an image of the prisoner based on the description of the eyewitness of the case.”

On the drawing are sketched portraits composed of two large and one small ovals, and the whole body is drawn with dotted lines.

“Just looking at this piece of paper…” King looked at Saitama strangely, “Saitama, you look a lot like you! It’s really round.”

“Hey, king, don’t talk nonsense, I’m not a murderer! I’m a hero!” Saitama pointed to the drawing and asked, “Why is the whole body covered with black lines? Why don’t you draw more specific portraits?”

Director Xiong smiled bitterly: “Because it was night, the witnesses only saw a shadow in the darkness.”

“shadow?”

King picked up the blueprint, compared it with Saitama’s shadow, and said in surprise, “Saitama, it’s exactly the same, tell me honestly, did you do it?”

“…No, I’ve never done it before.” Saitama defended anxiously.

King pondered and said, “Saitama, could it be that you were sleepwalking?”

Saitama said angrily, “king, don’t wrong me.”

King smiled: “Don’t get excited, I’m just making a hypothesis, um, yes, it’s a hypothesis.”

“Then, Mr. Saitama, can you explain where the blood on your arm came from?” Director Bear pointed at the blood stain on Saitama’s arm and looked at him suspiciously.

Saitama explained: “It’s the blood of weirdos, because I’m being a hero! King can testify.”

“Me?” King pointed to himself and said the truth: “I didn’t see it.” He really didn’t see Saitama killing the weirdo, um, he didn’t cheat Saitama.

Saitama looked at king weakly, “king…”

King looked at Saitama innocently, “I really didn’t see you killing the monster. When I went to the monster scene, the monster was already dead.”

“Okay, next question, Mr. Saitama, what exactly are you doing right now?”

Director Xiong did not bother with the issue of blood stains, because he had already asked people to take samples for testing, and he believed that the results would be sent back soon.

Saitama thought for a while and said, “Hero, um, if the hero is not a job, then I don’t have a job for the time being.”

“A homeless person?” Director Xiong nodded thoughtfully, “Where does Mr. Saitama live?”

“No Man’s Street.”

“No Man’s Street?” Director Xiong looked at Saitama in surprise, “It doesn’t seem to be suitable for citizens to live there anymore?”

Saitama said of course: “Because I don’t have to pay rent, that’s why I choose to live in a deserted street.”

The police officer in charge of recording looked at Saitama suspiciously, leaned into Director Bear’s ear and whispered, “Director, this guy has no job, he’s obviously an idle social youth, and he lives in a no-man’s street, that’s a dirty thing in the city There are many perpetrators who choose to hide in the dirty place, and what is even more suspicious is that there are unknown blood stains on his arms…”

“Hey, I can’t pretend I didn’t hear what you said?” Saitama pointed at himself and said seriously, “I’m really a professional hero who passed the hero certification exam. My name is Saitama…”

Director Xiong and the others simply said: “I haven’t heard of it, and, besides, an unknown hero is similar to a homeless person, right?”

Saitama was stunned, his mouth slightly opened, unexpectedly not knowing how to refute.

puff!

King couldn’t help laughing out loud. Saitama didn’t know if he looked like a bad guy, and it was enough to make people mistaken for a murderer over and over again.

Director Xiong looked at King and said, “You too!”

“…”

King stayed, well, he was speechless.

“If I’m not mistaken, you think it’s cool to be a hero, so you chose to be a hero, right? Indeed, a hero like King who saves citizens from danger is very admirable! King… oh , Let’s call you a king for the time being. You should worship a king before you imagine yourself as a king, and even pretend to be a king through plastic surgery or make-up, and join the Hero Association in the hope that one day you will be as famous as a king. Bar?”

“…”

I am the king!

King can’t laugh or cry, this misunderstanding can’t be solved?

“Actually, in the eyes of our police, you heroes are just a group of legal gangsters, and you can’t stand it because of your hero’s name. The trend of citizens worshipping heroes is simply child’s play. In fact, what heroes do, We, the police, have been doing this all the time, and are more comprehensively responsible for the safety of the citizens, but we have always guarded everyone silently, and have never publicized it everywhere, because protecting the safety of the citizens is our police duty, and it is completely the responsibility of saving people. It’s the right thing to do.”

Director Xiong looked at the dazed King and Saitama, and laughed at himself: “I’m really confused, how can you guys who are heroes in order to be famous understand the true meaning of our police?”

King reminded: “The main duty of a hero is to defend against monster disasters.”

Chief Xiong shook his head and said, “We police officers can also use pistols to eliminate things like killing monsters, so if there are police officers, there is no need for heroes to exist.”

“…”

King smiled and didn’t know how to explain it. Pistols deal with weirdos? You are afraid that you are living in a dream. If ordinary firearms can deal with monsters, there is no possibility of the Hero Association being established. It is precisely because firearms such as pistols cannot eliminate most monsters, which led to the birth of the Hero Association.

Saitama also spit out: “These words, you tell the weirdo!”

dong dong!

“Director, the pork chop rice bowl is here.”

“Well, take two over here.”

Director Xiong handed two pork chops to King and Saitama and said, “You two, I’m very sorry, our police station can only provide this kind of lunch.”

“It doesn’t matter.”

King opened the lunch box and started eating. Well, it was much better than staying at home to eat instant noodles. Because of his status, he didn’t even dare to order takeout.

“Just have a meal.”

Saitama frowned and quickly cooked rice, free, is the best.

Director Xiong looked at the two with great appetites and said with a smile, “Let’s have a chat while you eat.” In fact, he was waiting for the results of the blood stain test, which would determine whether he would investigate the two of them in depth.

“It is undeniable that you heroes have done many beautiful things over the years. However, we police officers are not idle. In fact, we are busier than you, directing traffic and rectifying the underworld… Even if we lack our police for one day, I am afraid the city will be in chaos. , We work tirelessly for the stability and prosperity of this society. However, because of the rise of heroes, everyone ignores our efforts. However, we are still working hard. There is a police officer in our police department who is said to be a hero because he was not elected. The guy who just became a policeman, this is an interesting guy, even after two years of being a policeman, he still works with energy, however, last week, this guy fell, he is not tired or sick, but He was attacked, no part of his body was intact, and he was hospitalized in critical condition. Before this stubborn guy completely lost consciousness, he used the walkie-talkie to send out the last message – ‘Be careful, Mr. Xiong’!”

“Mr. Bear is me!”